Yesterday, I watched a bit of Lancashire County Cricket Club’s opening match on YouTube. Sky are too interested in the crash, bang wallop of 20/20 cricket to cover County cricket nowadays, so the clubs show the games themselves. Initially, a year or two ago, the coverage was unwatchable (a fixed camera and no sound).
Imagine my pleasant surprise, to see multi cameras (some moving) and pretty slick presentation, including David ‘Bumble’ Lloyd as a pundit and commentator.
I recall him saying he was retiring from commentary and expected never to see him again.
Well, my initial suspicions that he was asked to leave and probably paid off by Sky look a possibility now. You see, he offended the hypocrite that is Azeem Rafiq, no stranger to being cunted here.
Lloyd revealed in a recent interview that he felt a bit lonely on commentary when they got rid of Ian Botham and David Gower. It was pretty obvious to me Lloyd found it difficult to have the bawdy jokes he used to have with his old mates on commentary. I can recall him saying things like, “The umpires getting his ringpiece out.” And he once did a hilarious innuendo laden demonstration on how to change the rubber grip on a bat (“Slide that rubber down the shaft lad. That’s it! Give it a good rub up and down.”)
If he tried to have a laugh with the new woke wimminz and token dark keys (who replaced the likes of Botham, Gower and the late Shane Warne), it just didn’t work.
And he hated it, you could tell. It seems he was told to stop being funny, which is the way he’s always commentated. Too risky in the current climate.
With Rafiq, it seems Lloyd sent private messages to ‘friends’ to say an inconvenient truth, with regards to Asians contributing to the running of local clubs, “Getting subs from Asian players is like getting blood from a stone.” One of his ‘friends’ (unknown) grassed him up. What a cunt!
Anyway, my point is that cancel culture is now ruining sports coverage. Instead of a commentary team having shared experiences as players and joking about them, they’ve shoehorned in some chippy, unfunny splitarses who do not share the same experiences. And it’s fucking shite. Cricket is a long game with breaks in action. Funny stories help with those gaps in action. Now, no cunt dare say anything, unless it’s to go on about some blm/woke shite.
Test cricket fans may understand what I mean, when I say that test cricket commentary has always been entertaining and different to any other sport…until recently.
The good news is that it will lose Sky custom and make cunts like Rafiq unemployable.
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
After Hal a century of enjoying cricket I’ve turned my back on it. The causes were decisions such as batsmen becoming ‘batters’, the dreadful treatment of Ollie Robinson and screechy female commentators. I decided to stop watching before the inevitable arrival of the trannies.
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Half ffs.
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I feel like that about football now. I see we had MoTD making sure they showed some knee taking, just in case us plebs had forgotten to kowtow to the dark keys.
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John Virgo touched me in my naughty place…Sack the Cunt.
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“Pot as many balls as you can”
😂😂😂
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John Virgo is Christ resurrected.
He must be. I am absolutely convinced I saw on the news that he’d snuffed it about 2 or 3 years ago.
Therefore, when I put a bit of this year’s snooker world championships on, I almost shat when I heard him start speaking.
He’s either Jesus or a zombie.
He definitely croaked, fuck off.
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Back from the days when sky weren’t so up themselves:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/dullhunk/358317752/in/photostream/
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sorry – link fucked up. This is the one:
https://me.me/i/scroll-down-highlight-the-betting-option-fituresreports-tobiet-sound-stts-football-18830855
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How would Brian Johnson’s ‘he couldn’t quite get his leg over’ faux pas be treated today? I expect old Johnners would face the inevitable storm of fake outrage from the wimminz and Twatter and the sack from the Bolshevik Brainwashing Collective.
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I’m a female and such a comment (Johnson’s) provokes a gut-full of filthy laughter (as does the hilarious sky headline linked to in the post above). Honest, there are lots more like me and I hope that’s re-assuring.
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Loving you on here Fuckwittery….. please keep posting,,, it’s great to have a female on here.!!!
GeeDeeb x
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Just look back to the Richard Keys, Andy Gray episode to see his Sky are past master’s at cancelling people. Ok, Gray was up his own arse, like a lot of them, but they couldn’t even wait till his contract expired to tell him it was all over. Same with Mr Bojangles himself, Ron Atkinson over at ITV. It’s not enough to simply put them out to grass, there always someone jealous enough to want to see them destroyed. Great point about the wimminz and their lack of experience. Even some of the dark keys weren’t at the absolute top level long, with some quoted as being ‘former England internationals’ after only 2 caps. Botham and co are far too white and risky for todays woke agenda unfortunately.
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The days of humorous commentary by vastly experienced,enthusiastic experts of real calibre as dead.
I washed my hands of most sport when political correctness was thought to be the best way to enhance the commentary.
The addition of utterly clueless wimmin killed it all stone dead.
Sky and the British Bullshit Conference can simply fuck off.
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Women commentating on men’s rugby is the worst of the lot.
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Yeah sport is watched by a shitload of cunts all over the world so it’s an obvious target for the wokie brainwashing brigade. We’ve seen what they’ve done to football so the rest will inevitably fall. It will be interesting to see what they do with Wimbledon this year on the cunting BBC.
Golf could be a problem as the most successful and popular player happens to be black. They can hardly portray old Tiger as a downtrodden victim. Rainbow coloured balls perhaps? BLM emblazoned into the grass? I’m sure the bastards will come up with some cunt’s trick.
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FtF@ – Our effnik and “Asian” chums do not seem to play golf – in all the years I have been playing I have never seen one.
Fucking great it is! 😀👍
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Well there must be some or where did Tiger come from……..and VJ Singh?
There’s also a lot of Japs and Chinky types sneaking into the professional game. I’m sure the wokies could make something of that.
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No money in selling stolen balls and clubs. They use the clubs to batter each other and shove the balls up their arses, apparently.
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The sooty cunt is finished pity he didn’t croak in that shit car.
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“The batsmans Holding, the bowlers Willie, there are people out there with spears, cooking pots and grass skirts instead of regulation whites and not one fucking p*ki has paid – you cunts in the audience – start a fight, it’s as entertaining as this shite will get today!”
I was not invited to commentate at Lords again..
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Rafiq: And dat eez dee end of dee over. He reely smashed dose last two balls.
Ibrahim: Eet reminds me of dee time I smashed my two balls, hee hee.
Rafiq: Hello please!
Ibrahim: It was late on a Friday after de mosque visit, praise be to Alläh…
Rafiq: …He is almighty…
Ibrahim: …and my taxi driver offered me dese 12-year-olds who had been plied with drink so I took dem to my shiity house, gave dem more drink, abused dem, den threatened dem wid violence if dey told, ha ha.
Rafuq: Great anecdote about dose permissive, drunken girls. Here is next over.
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How I miss Brian Johnston with his civilised commentary about cakes viewers had sent him.
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I’m surprised cricket hasn’t been canceled. Surely it’s a white mans invention exported around the world by nasty British imperialism. The players even have to wear “ whites”. It should be cancelled and replaced with more healthy pc African games like spear shaking, boiling missionaries and flaying members of the Um Bonga tribe.
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You’re right, we gave sport to the world………
Football
Cricket
Rugby
Tennis
Golf
Snooker
Darts
Horse racing
Motor sport
All the world’s most popular sports are BRITISH 🇬🇧 spread around the world through colonialism. They’ve all been culturally appropriated by fucking foreigners. So they can all fuck off.
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They tried to introduce a female pundit/expert in the snooker World Championship last year but it must have died on its arse because I think she’d disappeared before the first round was even finished.
Snooker is one of the last televised sports that has managed to avoid the woke race baiting cunts agenda.
Female presenter – Yes
Female referees – Yes provided you can add up.
Female pundits – No & Fuck off
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At least that moderately hot Bulgarian blonde snooker referee bird seems to know her onions.
She is at least better to look at than the fat English gunt-wielders in the audience.
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Can’t tell a word she’s saying sometimes.
Proper stroppy an’ all. Gives me the horn. Bossy bird in specs with a stroppy fizog.
I’ve written to her (I don’t know her name so I sent it to ‘Stroppy blonde dooshka splitarse snooker ref, world snooker.’)
My request for her to walk on my back in nothing but high heels, while I lay on the snooker table wanking, is, apparently, cause for a court appearance next week.
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Phhwwooaarrh, fucking right, CB!
She almost ugly yet still hot simultaneously. There’s another blonde ref who looks slavic too who’s quite worthy of a second glance.
I’d quite like to see more women playing snooker at the top level as it’s not particularly physical. Although, given their lack of spatial awareness, there’s more likelihood of me donating £100 to a darkıe charity.
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Michaela Tabb. I’d crawl over broken glass to pull my pud over her shadow.
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I think that slimy, oily, anti-semitic little cunt who wrecked Yorkshire cricket should get his own show.
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“Getting subs from Asian players is like getting blood from a stone.”
Getting bloody pakıs to do or be anything other than utter cunts in any facet of life is an entire umpossibility.
Nice to see two Englishmen in the world snooker final, despite the creeping influx of the (admittedly rather good if passionless) tiddlywinks.
A chinese world snooker champion is a sad inevitability.
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It’s been good to see the old cunts showing the young ‘uns a thing or too. Three middle aged cunts were in the semis, but they’re all quite physically fit. Even John Higgins looks like he’s lost 25 stone in a year.
Still, I bet the stench of haemorrhoidal ointment was overpowering for the younger players though, and probably put them off a bit.
I used to like it when we had pissheads, druggies and nutters. Alex ‘complete nutter’ Higgins, Bill ‘I have a doctor’s note that says I must drink 18 pints a session’ Werbenuik and Kirk ‘the beak’ Stevens.
Still, I have enjoyed rekindling my love of snooker this last 2 weeks.
No kneeling.
No rainbow flags.
No split arse pundits on commentary.
No chippy dark keys (just one peaceful who went out early, thank fuck).
No ‘moment of solidarity’.
Just a refreshing change to just see the cunts get on with the fucking game.
And that stroppy blonde sexy ref with the specs, of course.
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Yep, watching it now. O’ Sullivan being a weird, difficult bell end as usual!
I like that the porridge woğ players (and the sheep interferers) actually look Scottish: pasty, fat, about to keel over.
I’m 4 years older than Higgins yet he looks older than me on a diet of Irn Bru, heroin and deep-fried shortbread.
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O’Sullivan is a right twat according to an old mate, who was probably good enough to turn pro, but didn’t take it seriously enough. He once got a 147 in the local club playing me and when I asked if he’d done it before he said yes. I said how many times and he said, ‘Fuck knows to be honest. Loads of times.’ I stopped playing him, as I was paying half for the table but just spotting balls for the cunt in the end.
He says he played cards with Ronnie at the Pontins tournament probably close to 30 years ago. Right arrogant nasty cunt by all accounts in real life.
But that was years ago I suppose.
Yeah, he’s the best player I’ve seen but seems a bit of a twat. Did you see him the other day telling the ref, ‘Spot the balls quicker, you’re slowing me down.’?
I’d have decked the cunt.
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Ho ho, there used to be a splendid contributor on these hallowed pages called “The Empire Cunts Back” whose avatar was O’ Sullivan pulling one of his best inadvertant móngy faces!
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I see he has had a go at this ref in the final too.
The young ref in his last game looked scared and nervous when Ronnie barked at him to ‘spot the balls quicker.’ Poor cunt started running around the table and stuttering his words. Should’ve told him he’s going as fast as he can and his request is both rude and unreasonable.
This ref in the final (much more experienced) isn’t taking his shit though. Not sure what’s going on (mics aren’t picking it up well), but Ronnie is giving the ref shit and the ref is having none of it. Ref even appeared to bollock Ronnie at one point and he sat their looking like a smacked arse afterwards.
At the end of the session, Trump shook hands with Ronnie and the ref, but Ronnie refused to shake the ref’s hand.
I bet the refs fucking hate the cunt lol.
But good to see this ref not having his weirdo bully shit.
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O’Sullivan is a fantastic player but has always come across as a total cunt.
Constantly biting the hand that’s fed him very well whilst wrapped up in his poor me, me,me world.
He was being a deliberate arsehole with the ref earlier and I’m not sure if it was some kind of attempt at distracted or intimidation even.
Not the kind of antagonistic behaviour you’d normally associate with snooker.
Judd Trump is one of the very few players who can really out-perform O’Sullivan in the natural talent stakes but he can be frustrating at key moments with his casual looking play.
The Snooker world championship is the best fortnights sport of the year in my opinion and this is the dream final really.
Come on Judd Trump 🏴
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And I believe that at the age of 46, John Higgins is now the oldest Scottish person ever.
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Afternoon Thomas.
According to TECB he actually looked quite like O’Sullivan, someone even asked him for his autograph once when traveling on the tube. 😂
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Why you no rike a Chinese peepul as worrd champion? We can levorutionise the game. Have noodle box on evely corner for to catching ball. Have winner give all money Communist Party. Have winner eat winner meal of flied cat and fog on stick.
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The bat munchers and the Thais have some very good young players it seems.
They’ll probably be dominating in a few years.
I don’t think we see dark keys or peacefuls because I reckon snooker is a high(ish) IQ sport.
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I would have thought the Dark Keys would like Snooker. Ready made weapon in their hands and all that,
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I think I know why, now I think about it.
You need to score the games yourself.
Sums and shit. They’d never work out if they need snookers.
Probably be 70 behind, pot the last three colours and look shocked when you tell them they lost 70-18. Then stab you for ‘dissin’ them n sheet.
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The only black player I can recall seeing play was one curiously named English peaceful convert called Rory McCleod.
His playing style is reminiscent of paint drying, he exudes an unpleasant demeanor and refuses to shake the hands of female refs due to his religious beliefs but is capable of springing the occasional upset.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/snooker/39647766
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What baffles me to my bollocks is how this little turd’s words are accepted and believed without either evidence, research or question. Doesn’t ever occur to them that that slimy little maggot Rafiq could be lying. Thing is, the woke media and authorities don’t want him to be not telling the truth. They want him to be the poor little put upon peaceful . That is why they take his word without batting an eyelid. He is their perfect pet and poster boy.
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They managed to dig up anti Semitic text messages that he’d sent to another peaceful from a few years ago, or messages that could or normally would be deemed as anti Semitic anyway.
The slimy cunt apologised and that was basically the end of the matter and back to ruining the careers and the reputation of others.
Double standards.
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