Shouted Radio Adverts

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Shouty manic voiced numbskulls doing voice overs on adverts on radios and Radio presenters.

Why do they have to shout about everything as if they’re about to be attacked by a lion or the buildings on fire. You’ll send yourselves to an early grave with your constant frantic shouting you twats.

I bought a DAB radio years ago and I enjoyed listening to it on Saturday afternoon and Sundays.

I don’t know at what point this started to become a ‘thing’ but the constant shouting thing has made me just put CDs on in the car or listen to the music on my phone.

It tends to be more common on the radio stations aimed at “da yoof”.

Also how many different Absolute radio stations do they need FFS!

I don’t have a link I’m afraid Admin. But if you listen to any popular radio station such as Crapital or Absolute (Shite) radio for more than 5 minutes, you’ll understand what I mean.

Nominated by: Harold

60 thoughts on “Shouted Radio Adverts”

  1. It’s for the immos. When foreigners don’t understand English too well you shout louder. It’s what all Brits do.
    Relax.

  2. They shout so the attention of the stupid is held.
    At home – no radio – can’t do with the constant woke bullshit they are all pushing and Absolute Radio seem to have a back catalogue marked “anything from 1990 which we can repeat endlessly” – Planet Rock used to be good but is now wishy washy woke dogshit.
    Car? – no radio, same reason. CD with rock music if anything.

  3. I’ve never noticed this…are you sure that the frantic shouting isn’t coming from your locked cellar or car boot?….best turn the 8 track tape player high and drown them out until they run out of steam.

      • I have no clue what you mean either, Harold. I listen to many popular radio stations.

        A non nom.

  4. There’s a right slag chav called charlie something, surrounded by sooties on Radio 1. I have to make the kids stop listening to it in the car when she’s on.

  5. I haven’t listened to the wireless since Alvar Liddell retired from reading the news on the Home Service.
    So some radio stations have advertisments? Good grief, whatever next?

  6. Ah yes this sometimes gets thru my Motorhead filter..
    Some cunt shouting about cars,scrap metal,gold,kitchens and other things that if I wanted to know about I’d find out for myself.
    Having them put up against a wall and shot could be considered going a bit far but I can’t think of another cure for this malady.

    • What happened to that shouty cunt Barry Scott? The one that advertised Cillit Bang ( I think) and used to burst into some fuckwit’s kitchen bellowing like a water buffalo and brandishing a bottle of the stuff. He was obviously ahead of his time. Is it possible to shout yourself to death?

  8. The terms and conditions, spoken so quickly at the end of the advert that you can’t understand a single word, is from the same asylum.
    I’m assuming it’s to conform to some legislation. Well if we can’t understand the language, then it doesn’t.

    • Absolutely. If it ain’t clear and concise, it surely can’t hold itself up legally.

  9. People putting on phoney foreign accents; French Chocolate Biscuits, currently, with Swedish cars before that.,.

  10. Advertisers think listeners are are as thick and childlike as they are, and judging by some of the lowest common denominator presenters ( there doesn’t seem to be DJ’s anymore) like the minging Amanda Holden, they probably have a point. Radio ads have always been shit, but add the yoof/gangsta element, and they get shittier still. And whilst we’re at it, how about police sirens on radio adds. I always think I’m about to be pulled over by the rozzers. Ban the fucking things.

  11. That queer cunt shouting about We buy any fucking cars, does my head head in, total rip off merchants. Cunts like he is.

    (Be aware, Wordfence doesn’t like “queer”. Best find alternatives – Day Admin)

    • Remember, ‘Arry! You have to use words that are socially acceptable like ‘homosexualist’ ‘Marmite Badger’ or ‘one who is afflicted by the gayness’ The Q word, like the N word ist verboten! Why? Because it upsets the cunts, allegedly!

  12. “Also how many different Absolute radio stations do they need FFS!”

    None, Harold. All these commercial stations sound the same to me and may as well be renamed “Absolute Cunt FM”.

    • Isn’t it a shame when a big multi-national radio franchise take over a local station?
      Although it a bit crap they have a certain homespun, low budget charm.

      Once taken over, they turn into just another part of the homogenised, corporate entity, that plays nothing other than what’s popular at the moment.

  13. This dreadful age is all about incessant intrusive noise and pressure. The dumb arsed dance beats rapping that accompany every bloody advert. Plus the unending urbanised race mixing bollocks with hi-fives and bumping. Most of the time you don’t even know what is being advertised it is lost in the fucking racket. The shallow meaningless and ugliness of it all makes my soul ache to escape from it.

  14. Phone ringing, alarm tones and message tones on the radio are fucking annoying too. I’ve glanced at my phone a few times because of this.

    The only answer is to find who came up with this idea. Then to slowly torture and kill the cunt in front of his crying children.

  15. Thank God I never listen to shitey commercial radio stations as I prefer to super glue my ears sealed.They have the charisma of dog turd.

  16. I dont listen to the radio what with it not being 1930s America.

    I listen to the voices arguing in my head.
    Or whistle.

  17. A non-political, non-covid related or Ukraine related nom.

    No mention of Brexit, New world order reptilian overlords, or p-doughs.

    Let’s see how long that lasts…..🧐

  18. Somebody mentioned Boom radio last year and I’ve been listening ever since. Saying that, I don’t even notice adverts anywhere, radio, TV, posters, magazines, you name it, they simply wash over me.

  19. Adverts are all just absolutely fucking terrible.

    Telly ads are horrendous but the radio ads on commercial stations are equally bad.
    I’d include the “Jamafrican meets Ali G” inspired BBC radio continuity ads in amongst that as well.

    I left a job years ago because the local radio station with all of its adverts was played constantly for the full shift, every shift.
    One charismatic local car dealer in the area used to even star in his own ads attempting to sing, tell jokes and even rap in order to sell cars and boil my piss.
    These treats would occur every 20 odd minutes all shift.
    What a cunt.
    The recurring noise of loud machinery was preferable.

    • Sadly unless you want to pay for the BBC you’re going to get adverts. It’s quite simple. I don’t mind adverts every now and again something comes along I want.

  20. Can I cunt the TV equivalent? – the two minute JML ads for Poundland plastic at premium prices, with the hectoring, peevish voice of their voiceover man, sounding for all the wolrd like an early 50s cinema newsreel reporter…….. and for ONLY £39.99!! POSTAGE FREE!!!

    • A few weeks ago, whilst my wife was in Oz, I put the TV on when I got up one Sunday morning, as I do, and vaguely caught what I thought was an advert for some bed company called Dormeo. I went into the kitchen, again as usual and, some 20 minutes later, went back into the lounge to find this shit was still on!. I looked up what fucking channel I was watching to find it was a 30 minute ‘paid presentation’. That’s just another phrase for advert. I turned the TV off and put some UFO on instead. Bunch of cunts.

  21. On GB news theyre discussing Boris Johnson getting distracted at PM question time by Angie Rayner crossing her legs.😁
    Both Boris and Mangy Angie have denied it.

    No wonder Boris stutters and has brain farts!
    Angies big red pussy winking at him across the floor 😀😀

    • Someone told me that you’d popped your cherry with Angie, on a railway embankment, when you were nobbut a lad.
      Was she magnificent ?
      I bet she was.
      Boris will inseminate her.
      The bounder. 😀
      Evening, MNC

      • Hehehe 😀
        Evening Jack👍

        Where Angie is from is a rough estate and for a young lad with overactive hormones a great place to score some hole!

        Some people pop their cherry in a gondola in venice
        Some in a ski lodge in st Moritz.
        For me, a railway embankment in Bridgehall.
        😀

    • She’s been accused of doing a ‘Sharon Stone’ to put him off his stride, which she strongly denies. In my book the more vehemently a politician denies something, the more likely it is to be true.

      • Lovely!!
        My imagination is running wild with this!!

        The dirty fuckin beautiful whore.

        Stamp on my balls, stub cigarettes out on my belly and call me a maggot!!😍

      • I have been watching the reruns of Maigret from the early 60s recently on Saturday evenings, and when I heard slutty Angie making her allegations yesterday, I could just imagine if that had happened when ‘Le Patron’ was looking after Paris. The day after the slattern made her allegation, she would have been found murdered in the Rue Somewhere or other, stark bollock naked with a French stick up her arse and one of her own stockings used to strangle her. After investigating several shady Tory MPs, it would turn out that one of the fruity gentlemen in her own party, one of the “Christian homos” appalled at her antics.

        In all seriousness I wonder if the Mail’s “Tory MP” was actually Sir Starmer posing as a Tory?. Wouldn’t be difficult to imagine.

  22. I was in Wilkinson’s yesterday. I wanted some hooks.
    The in- store radio was on, a female voice announced ‘ Celebrate eid with Wilko, we’ve got this, that and the other, blah, blah, blah ‘
    The virtue signaling cunts.
    This was the 23rd of April.
    St. George’s Day.
    No exhortations to celebrate the Patron Saint of England.
    Not a fucking peep.
    Bastards.
    Fuck them.
    And Fuck eid.
    Good evening.

    • Tell you who had a lovely voice for radio,…lord Haw Haw.
      My grandparents never missed his wartime broadcasts,
      He was really popular.

      “Germany calling, this is Germany calling”

      The Royals loved him!!

      And do you know, after the war,
      They hung him!
      Yet Tony Blackburn got off Scot free !

      Funny old world eh?

      • Although I was hoping to find that Blackburn had said something like “He wasn’t so bad was old Adolf,” or something mental like that. Or maybe even more mental.

        Maybe a, “it’s Dexy’s Midnight Runners with Come on Eileen at number six, six being how many millions they say died in the gas chambers. I say it never happened. Adam and the Ants at 5…”

        You disappointed me MNC.

      • Heehee😁
        Id heard the Debbie Harry/Ted Bundy thing before CB.
        I believe it.
        She would of stood out in a crowd back in the day,
        Ted would of been quite rightly smitten.

        Yeah Tony Blackburn escaped justice, they couldn’t pin anything on him,
        Not enough evidence.
        He was Bundys sidekick (alledgedly)
        And his shagadelic smashey &Nicey act soon dropped when he had a bowie knife and hockey mask.

        Alledgedly 😉

  23. Back in about 2018 I got so sick of listening to the main stream radio stations that I started listening to Classic FM in the car. The knock-on effect of this was that I went through a phase of being really into classical music………… at the age of 36! Or as they would say on most modern radio stations “THIRTY SIX!!!!!!”

    You’re right about all the different flavours of Absolute Radio though. There is only a need for one Absolute Radio and that is Absolute Radio 90’s. The rest can fuck off and suck a bag of dicks.

    • Absolute 90s is good apart from Jason Manford being on Sunday morning and that ‘cor blimey gavna bloke Dave Berry on weekday mornings.

  24. There used to be a decent station called Centre Radio. That was until they stopped the test transmissions and added DJs and bloody adverts.
    Some of the radio ads are so annoying the I have to turn off the radio and guess how long it would be before I can switch it on again. If you get it wrong you get an earful of Just Eat. The horror.

    • I tell you what’s more annoying having to pay for Danny Dyer spunking tax payers money down the wall. Some of these fuckers have ran off with a 100k. How is that fair?

      I’d much rather some ranting left wing look have their own show at least we don’t have to pay for it.

    • Years ago, back in old blighty I had some rep from that shouty mouthed cunt cold call me and offer their services. “Do you have any windows or doors you are thinking of replacing in the near future, sir” Me “I certainly do, in fact I will need 20 windows and quite a few doors when I renovate my apartments. However, I won’t be buying them from Safe Style as I don’t like being shouted at by some ass clown wearing a green cape! Goodbye”. Cunts

  29. I fucking hate radio – mostly 2nd grade celebrity cunts who just like the sound of their own voices, that’s why pay to use Spotify, then I don’t have to listen to any other cunt.

    Roman Kunt
    Cunt Evans
    Nick Cuntshaw
    Simon Cunto
    Nicky Cuntbellend

    God, this list could go on.

  30. I spent the day in a canoe on lake.

    Breeze, birds calling, ripples and the odd splashing trout.

    Can’t say I missed being shouted at by advertisers. Cunts!

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