It began with The British Library ‘decolonising’ its books. Now get this:
Maths is racist. Yes, it’s too white.
“A new guide has urged professors at Durham University to make their maths curriculum ‘more inclusive’ and to consider the ‘cultural origins’ of concepts they teach.”
WTF?
I’m no mathematician (just scraped O level) but pretty sure that 2+2=4 has fuck all to do with skin colour or ethnicity.
Naturally this nonsense originates from America. Decolonise maths, give me a fucking break.
How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?
Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler
Winston stabs Leroy 8 times,
Leroy stabs Winston 3 times,
Winston stabs Wesley 6 times,
Leroy stabs Wesley half as many times as he does Winston.
How many times did Winston stab Leroy?
What a load of piffle!
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If Jaden and Deshawn are in Court how much will their sentences be reduced because they “is black?”
Answers as a fraction please class – and no working out with that racist black ink!
Despicable rogues you are! 😀
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32 64th’s.
I tink dat sounds about right, bro
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Or maybe it top heavy fraction?
Yeah, dats it sis, the state owe us big time now innit?
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So is 4×2 antisemetic?
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Is that why the yanks say 2 x 4
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“How many fingers am I holding up Winston?”
What are you, some kind of “White Supremacist”?
🤔
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Mathematics is beyond the grasp of the tiny MunKey brain, they still haven’t learned to add up using their fingers which they only use for picking ticks out of each other’s fur.!
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They know how to count 3 pieces of kfc fried chicken in a takeaway cardboard box. They cant all be stupid.
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There are 1200 people of colour at a stormzy gig.
If 90% of these people of colour exit the gig without being stabbed, how many 6 piece buckets will the local KFC have to throw at the resultant baying crowd to prevent a full on riot?
Bonus question: After the obligatory riot. What is the estimated cost of cleaning up the high Street?
Show your results as wasted tax payer funds in additional man hours to clean the chiggun bones, fast food litter, graffiti and flung poo off the streets before the Daily mail publishes it as an outrage piece.
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We could learn so much from these enlightened people. How to correctly eat fried chicken at a bus stop, on public transport in vibrant enriched multicultural neighbourhoods. And the correct way to discard skin & bones and all manner of litter onto the pavement. That is truly the education we have been sadly lacking for so long.
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La’Trine has four illegitimate children by five different fathers.
Express this as a fraction and calculate the cost to the taxpayer.
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1 banana + 1 banana = 2 banana. That means you be is a mathematician genius cuz. With mathematician bredrins we soon be at flying to them white racist stars innit blood.
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