City of London council need to be nominated for forcing workers to take part in an equality and diversity board game called Equally Yours.
It costs the council, no doubt passed on to tax payers, over £12,000 for four sessions of this ‘game’, all of which must be overseen by a ‘facilitator’ who is probably a bearded soy boy or a blued haired harridan, who charges up to £1500 per day.
Each group of players must play for either two hours or an entire day.
This nom also includes AKD Solutions, who devised this piece of cuntery in the first place, It’s a good money making scheme for them, until / unless the council wakes up and tells them to fuck off.
Nominated by: mystic maven
Go straight to Jail. Do not pass “Go”, do not collect £200.
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Doesn’t sound as if this will be replacing Monopoly or Cluedo any day soon.
I propose an alternative board game – let’s call it “Cunto”. Each player starts with 12 million in the bank. The player at the end with least money because he’s spent it all on ludicrous diversity projects is the winner.
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AKD Solutions Ltd. Solutions for problems that don’t actually exist. Directors is a cunt called Akin David Thomas, he’s of the effnick persuasion surprise surprise. It most be very depressing if you’re white and English working for the type of shit hole that thinks this is a great way to use funds. Browbeaten on a continuous basis I bet. We need an uprising in this country. I’m really glad I work for a private company in a small office where were all cunts and fuck this shite.
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It was tge gammon-faced Colonel Mustard who did it when he struck the Dr Black with the white ball in the Billiard Room.
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Fucking hell, I’d rather play strip poker with Emily Fivebellies, Analease Dudds and the Flabbapotamus.
(only joking)
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Hungry hippos with Di Abbott.
Mousetrap with Richard Ratcliiffe.
Operation!! Starring Sasha Johnson.
Bored games.
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“Diversity” is a hussle and is making the cunts running it more money than Al Capone and his racketeering.
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If Delboy and Rodney were still around they would surely have seen the opportunities to plunder the taxpayers bottomless purse.
This time next year…..etc etc.
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Gimme 5 hotels on Mayfair & Park Lane. Ukranians welcome. Strictly no Russians.
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I was out walking in London a few years back when I happened upon the most stunning and expensive looking office complex. Being a keen amateur on architecture, I stopped and looked at it for a while. Bank? Management consultants? No – it was fucking Stonewall. I only realised this when he saw all the freaks and weirdos working inside, and went and looked at the company name at reception. The people “working” there were exactly the stereotypes of the cunts you’d expect. There’s obviously a load of money in “diversity”.
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A new game on the market, ‘Shove your diversity up your arse’, based on the truth about diversity, Drug dealing, grooming gangs, suicide bombers, stabbing cunts, benefits fraud, channel surfing.
The aim is to assign which diverse cunts best fit into the above categories, a list of nationalities and effnick types are given to each player and the one with the most correct answers wins.
Note, this game is only available to white, cos it’s racist 👍
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Move to the gas chamber
Do not pass ‘GO’
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If you buy the water works and electricity company in Monopoly the title deeds say………
“Congratulations, you have just made a fucking fortune from climate change bullshit. Hug a tree you cunt.”
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‘Communidee Chest’?
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Another one
“Congratulations! your waterworks just paid Three Strokes a ridiculous amount of money to tell them their carbon-farming initiative is a total load of bollocks”
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Ive never really liked board games.
I like backgammon.
Buckaroo was good.
But had to give it up,
Too much excitement.
Couldn’t sleep.
We should invent a new game like these leftie cunts have.
1)game of Spite®
Where you have to spoil a celebrity’s chance of publicity
2) sink my dinghy!®-first to sink the dinghy and drown the plastic refugee wins
3)Lynch that chimp!®
The first to hoist their monkey to the top wins.
4) Escape from Mariopol®
Can you get round the board avoiding russian death squads, landmines, or being bummed by Vlad?
All made by Hasbro company
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“Sink the dinghy” definitely appeals to me. You could also have “Strip the Trannie”. This is where you take turns to remove various items of clothing on a Barbie doll (I knew my collection would come in handy) and the first to expose the winkle wins! Of course, you are then banished to the kitchen because you are a filthy transphobe, homophobe etc etc.
But as long as the beers are in the fridge you are laughing. 😁😁😁
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I want to upticky this twice or three times
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Game of Spite!
Is that like Game of Thrones where you get to chop the losers head off?
I’m in.
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Hehehe 😀
Evening JP👍
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MNC 👍
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How about a nice game of Gas the Cunts?
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Is chess racist because white goes first?
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Definitely. And we don’t need Kings, Queens, bishops etc. We only need the pawns. Black pawns, white pawns….it makes no difference.
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“Diversity”, the great lie sold to gullible cunts, by bigger cunts who have a lot to gain from it.
I’ve got a good game for our ethnic and “diverse” cousins. Pack them all on trains for a day trip, then, when they arrive at their resettlement point, for special handling, they are split into 2 lines. One line goes off to be worked to death and, the other line, well you’ve probably guessed it. Might be the first shower some of the dirty cuntbuckets have ever had.
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I think it’s a great idea.
You’ve looted a shop collect £200.
You haven’t stabbed anyone for 3 days, back three spaces.
If I can bring my burning cross I’m in!
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How about full live action Battleship targeting dindhys hauling camel turds?
Hit! And sunk! Everybody wins!
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Oh dear, you have landed on Mayfair which has a hotel housing Afghani refugees.
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The best game was ‘ Build an Empire ‘. We were fucking brill at it and built the biggest and most world changing one.
We threw in the Industrial Revolution, to give some extra oomph and it’s pissed all over anything that went before, or came after.
The modern world.
Built in Britain 🇬🇧
Woke games are for Nancy’s.
Get To Fuck.
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We should make an anti-woke version. An app based game, called Is A Cunt. Have fun with that idea.
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Kier Starmer and Anneliese Dodds playing Pictionary. Your word is ‘woman’.
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That’s the spirit LL
Next round, a loud foreigner is on the phone and is totally irritating. Do you a) hit the cunt 2) ignore 3) moan on social media.
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1, there’s really no point otherwise, it sends no message.
Which is I won’t tolerate you behaving like a twat.
I prefer to call them twats, Cuntologist, as cunts is special to IsACs.
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A game of wokie scrabble would last for ever. Imagine all the rows about which words were “racist” , “colonialist”, “homophobic”, “patriarchal” etc etc.
There’s no point in playing a game when the winner has already been decided.
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Instead of lecturing the indigenous population about being tolerant, diverse and accepting of these budding architects, how about lecturing them about assimilating into someone else’s country? Agenda items for that meeting should include:
1. Do not sponge off the welfare state.
2. Financially support yourself.
3. Wash.
4. Use deodorant.
5. Learn to speak and write English.
6. Do not impose any of your customs, laws or beliefs on anyone else.
7. Show gratitude to your guest country.
8. Obey all the laws of your guest country.
That’ll do to get the ball rolling.
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9. Ignore rules 1 to 8 and stay the fuck away
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Agreed. That would be the simplest solution, 6DV.
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The poor staff!
They have my sympathy, although why on earth they didn’t tell the managers to fuck off, I’ll never know.
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I didn’t know there was a “City of London Council” in the first place. I knew there was a City of London Police Force ( service?) which is separate from the Met but I thought Suckdick was in charge of Londonstabistan. Not that it makes any difference…….fucking wokie cunts the lot of them!
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These ‘facilitators’ that oversee this bollocks are trousering £1000 for half a day and £1500 for a full day making the decrepit fucking dinosaurs in the House of Lords look like a bunch of fucking amateurs when it comes to money for nothing.
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Damn right, LL.
Maybe this company could diversify and offer seminars?
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Imagine having to sit through a whole day of this crap.
Even Putin hasn’t done this to the Ukrainians.
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Anyone remember the “magic robot’ game?
You asked a question and this little robot spun on a mirror and pointed the answer out?
Clever as fuck!
Right brainy little know it all.
Must of had about 4gcse’s!
Probably related to that Stevie Hawkwind.
He was clever too.
Still beat him at Twister® though.
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Think we need a ‘Buzzword Bingo’ for this. Which could be collated into a downloadable to be sneakily printed off and distributed among any poor fuckers forced to endure a day of this shite.
I’ll go first:
Colonial Oppression
Reparations for Slavery
Birthing People
Chest Feeding
White Privilege
Cultural Enrichment
etc, effing blah …
Feel free to add to the list
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Diversity is our strength.
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Don’t look back in anger.
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The fact that this bunch of cunts can come up with this board game bullshit shows you how much contempt they have for their employees in the first place. Let’s get them competitive, let’s get them want to be winners…..oooh, these thick cunts might actually learn something while we’re wasting their fucking time. They might end up being smart and doing as they’re fucking told.
It’s all about repetition, repetition, repefuckingtition. Do as you’re told, don’t ask questions.
You know it makes sense!
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Steady, Freddie.
Even I can see your blood pressure climbing.
Sit down, now, before you fall down.
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My blood pressure is my own responsibility, a fact often forgotten in the Nanny State we now live in.
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