Caitlin Jones is a cunt.
I’m sure, by now, most cunters must think I’m obsessed with anything Greggs. You may be correct, however, there’s plenty of material out there, so I’m not looking very hard.
Caitlin, a 22 year old mum, decided during lockdown ( it’s always the case) to have the Greggs logo tattooed on her arse cheek.
Apparently, she was sooooo gutted that the fine dining outlet had shut up shop for the duration, a tattoo would somehow fill the huge void of not being able to get a sausage roll.
The funniest thing about this is the their tag line” always fresh, always tasty”. I will warn the ISAC horn section in advance, she has a rather lovely set of bangers, a nice arse, but alas, a proper cunt.
Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe
What a silly cunt, this is what happens when you dumb down the education system, the prols start painting tacky shite on themselves!
Unkle Terry fire up the oven!!!
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I hate it when people insist on telling you the dull story behind their tattoo….” It’s my first dog’s birthday…”.” I was on a mad night out in Blackpool…..” ” The prison-camp guards insisted….”
Sorry,not interested.
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Not even in the story behind my “Jim Fixed It For Me” tattoo, Mr F?
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Mr Cunt-Engine….well I always just assumed that it referred to the time Sir James fixed it for you to get done up the shitter by Annie Lennox wearing a strap-on in the Blue Peter garden….I still maintain that little episode was what killed John Noakes…poor old Cunt wanked himself into an early grave.
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Ho ho, Annie Lennox! Good choice…better than Lennox Lewis, I suppose.
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She wrote “Sex Crime” to commemorate the occasion.
Thomas-surely you are entitled to royalties-that bird Claire, singing on “Great gig in the sky” got thousands👍
In fact, what what made her hit those high notes with such emotion?
😙
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This classy gal looks a big fan of crusty sausage..
I would though! 😀👍
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Lovely set of top bollocks though. Pity the collar don’t match the cuffs. Down boy, down.
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Might not have hairy cuffs.
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This is stirring stuff,worthy Scottish drama that made Sir Walter Scott an icon.
Personally I can’t wait for the sausage roll sequel.
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Whatever her faults – she has a nice big pair of knockers. She gives me, as many of my fellow, ISACters, would put it, the horn.
Boggs Pornofilms (Taiwan) Ltd might well be able to use her in our new widescreen production “The Erotic Urges of Emily Thornberry”
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Gets shot by a jealous Katy Price as she slides to the floor she utters ,”I’m a pasty”..
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Id drain my spuds in it.
Tattoos dont put me off
Nothing east of leprosy would deter me.
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Nice glands. Would look better with my bell end peeping out between them.
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If she eats all the high fat low quality Greggs rubbish she must fart like a cunt and shit like a drain.
Maybe next to her greasy Geggs logo she could have one of her heart and arteries clogging up from the lard?
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She’s pushing them up and together. Should be done on trades descriptions.
I bet my saggy old balls are bigger if I did the same with them.
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I would do her dry, crushed glass, iron filings and wire wool wrapped around my knob, and wipe it on her curtains afterwards, morning all
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Then take a shit on it
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You could do an Amber Heard and have a shite on the bed.
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Silly tart
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Looking at that picture, I can imagine where all the flakey bits from a sausage roll would end up.
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A fuckable sort with the IQ of a sausage roll What’s not like???
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“Trainee hair dresser”.
Nuff said🤔
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I’d like to munch on her floury baps.
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At least it’s on her arse and not in a more prominent place, I don’t get why attractive young women decide to fuck up their looks with stupid tattoos
The Greggs tattoo would stop me from banging Caitlin, looks like a decent arse.
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I wouldn’t mind back scuttling a girl with an advertising hoarding on her arse.
She could rent sponsorship space to companies like
Vaseline, Viagra, Durex, Fleshlight, KY jelly,
Clam & Cork Seafood Bar, 2 Fish Market, Doncaster.
Dip yer bread.
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I don’t understand this Prole obsession with a low rent pie and pasty emporium which is like something from Royston Vasey.
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It’s always local.
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True. But so is my dentist, and I still don’t feel the need to tattoo Dr Patel on my backside.
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It’s all about identity. Young people have had their self identity destroyed by the educational system and the media. They can’t identify with their nationality, their community or even their fucking gender in many cases. They don’t know who they are or where they belong.
She likes Greggs, they make her feel good, it’s somewhere she feels comfortable and belongs. That’s all there is to it.
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There’s a lot of truth in that post Freddie!
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You’re probably fucking right Freddie.
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And there was me thinking she just likes greasy over-priced rubbish food?
Greggs may be “always local” but so are the sewers and drug dealers?
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My dear old Dad (long gone), being a Geordie used to try and get stottie cakes in the Greggs near me dahn sarth. No chance – they didn’t know what he was talking about, despite the Greggs empire being built on stottie cake.
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But no special stuff.
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I wonder if the woke set will take this as an example and start tattooing Ben and Jerry’s on their asses?
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What kind of stupid cunt gets their arse tattooed with a Greggs Logo ! FFS sake, this country is full of fuckwitted benefit dependent dullards and itinerant pie key twat heads.
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It’ll look classy when she’s 86 in the old people’s home. “yes, dear. Greggs, that’s lovely. Now, time for your cold bath and lock up for 2o hours.”
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It would have sagged, wrinkled and stretched so much by then that it will probably read “Cunt”.
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One of her ancestors was probably on Pudding Lane where they were eating so many rolls they mega-farted and started the Great Fire of London.
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Ram it, ram it, ram it – ram it up her poop chute!
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Would the tattoo be a turn on, or turn off RTC?
Would you be turned on by the sight of the tattoo, coupled with the sight of digested steak bake smeared down the length of your shaft?
Or would the tattoo, and the stench of her puckered Jock ringpiece be enough to make you go as limp as a microwaved Gregg’s sausage roll?
I think the former, as opposed to the latter?
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“People say I’m a legend”
No, your just a fat, thick, scottish cunt, who’s worth a fuck, or a hasty wank.
Come and lick my crusty pasty young lady, there are lots of flaky bits to chew on.
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I don’t feel so bad having ‘”I’m Lovin’ It” tattooed on my cock now.
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Ive got “all you can eat ” on mine LL.
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On a diet are they Miserable?
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I gotta say, i like that her choice is outside the mainstream of birds, skulls, flowers, and other usual tattoo suject matter.
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Little tartlet – I’d still stick my buns in her oven as long as she didn’t talk during it.
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“Fingerlicking good”
Tattooed above her twat would be great.
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She’s got nice succulent bangers, it’s just a shame her head is full of mushy peas.
Maybe she should have slag tattooed on her forehead next.
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The brainless hag wants CUNT tattooing on forehead.
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It has a superb rack to be fair though.
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