Time gentlemen please, last orders for the Red Lion pub in Bristol, “Britain’s wokest pub”. Pub bosses at the Red Lion in Bristol (where else) have decided to stop selling certain drinks including Thatchers cider, Bacardi, Coke and Heineken due to ethical reasons. Citing the companies misdemeanours from links to Edward Colston and slavery to exploitation in Africa, landlord Lemmy said “We have taken what we consider to be an ethical stance – it’s part of who we all are”.
They boast they proudly supported the statue toppling Colston Four with one of the cunts being a regular, no doubt ground zero for blue haired jobless layabouts city wide. You can bet Bristol University students frequent it too, after the recent story of them using cat pronouns maybe staff put out a saucer of soy milk and cushion in a corner for them to lick their arse on.
If these self-righteous pious twats are going down this route then are they going to ban everyone who happens to be wearing Nike trainers? Nike has been accused of turning a blind eye to manufacture of goods by Uighur Muslims in forced labour camps. Or how about electric car batteries? Apple products? Fast fashion?
And of course I hope they don’t serve Guinness. I mean that frothy white head lording it over the dark stout is a metaphor for slavery and white supremacy if every there was one. The Thatchers cider probably had them running for their safe spaces as it was.
Make mine a pint of Spitfire Lemmy, you fucking twat.
Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator
Make mine a black bush, cheer landlord
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I hope the business crashes, the debts massive, and the fuckers who work there remain unemployed and are exempt from a claiming benefits.
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Sounds like a good place to discuss Brexit and Tangoman, interspersed with stories about travels to Myanmar, and how great it is at expelling Rohingyas.
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I’m tempted to turn up if full SS regalia and ask what that noise is coming from the room upstairs.
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Fuck me, Bristol again?!
The place is like the Twilight Zone.
Rains upward, boys are girls,
Cats chase dogs,
Fish ride bicycles.
It was a good old wholesome slaving city back in the day,
Now look at it?!!
Freak central.
Ive wrote that Gay Hitler ,
Vlad pudin,
“Hello Honkeytonk,
Hear your getting battered off the Ukeys?
You bald bastard.
Dare you to try that with us!
You wouldn’t because your a toilet bowl licker,
Proove me wrong,
I fuckin dare you.
Bomb London, Brighton and Bristol and see what happens…
You have vimto in your vodka
And shite around your bellend.”
Love Miserable
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Afternoon MNC, I live a stone’s throw from Bristol and it’s embarrassing to even have the association, however slight. Brizzle used to be great, good proper boozers, etc.
Now it’s even faggier than Brighton.
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Afternoon Thomas 👍
I know Bristol, been a few times as a youngster.
Once to watch a Free gig by Hawkwind.
That st Paul’s was a bit rum as I remember?
Like Moss Side a bit.
I had a run in with some natives who had a knife😧
Joke was on them as so did I.
I out n**gered them😁
Police broke it up.
Also had the worse coach journey ever from Bristol to Manchester with a sihk bloke who cried the whole fuckin way.
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And you didn’t threaten to strangle him with his turban?!
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Why was this “sikh bloke” crying ?….what had you done to him?
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Have you ever been to Manchester?
No wonder the cunt was crying.
Good job he didn’t get on the bus to Liverpool, would’ve slit his wrists.
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Nowt Dick.
I got on and sat down and the cunt was scriking his fuckin eyes owt.
The other passengers having more sense ignored him,
But like a daft cunt I said
“You alright there pal?”
Worse thing I could of done.
Got his life story of bad luck all the way to Manchester.
Hed split up with his missus.
Shed probably had enough of his fuckin moaning,
By the time we got to Manchester I was fuckin Crying too.
The boring mithering bastard.
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If this was on a bus from Bristol today he would meow then jump up on your knee and start licking his balls.
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You’ve a heart of gold Mis FairPlay , me personally I would’ve looked out the bus window and saying something in mumble like “oh would shut the fuck up you whimpering cunt”
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TtCE@ – Evening Thomas – is is true that the Man who is in the Guinness book of world records for the highest recorded number of concussions only lives a stones throw away from you as well? 😀
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Obviously they haven’t got a pool table……knocking the black in the pocket with the white just won’t do. Probably got a dartboard……the slaves’ descendants need to practice their traditional spear chucking.
What the fuck is going on in Bristol? Have the KGB put something in the water? Bunch of cunts.
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“What the fuck is going on in Bristol?”
My thoughts precisely, Freddie. I did quite a lot of work in Bristol in the eighties and the locals I met seemed pretty sound, down-to-earth types. I found some of the women very desirable too. (How are you keeping, Jane, Sarah?) My boss in those days was a Bristolian. He was a character once met never forgotten and he held views which would preclude him from ISAC for being too right-wing. I can only think the woke plague has come in from Bath on the A4, or from Stroud or Totnes on the M5.
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I saw this and was disgusted. Just look at the state of the fucking cunts behind the bar (….and no doubt in front).
If I was an alcoholic suffering from the worst life-threatening episode of delirium tremens ever and needed alcohol to save my life ,and if this dump happened to be the only source of booze in the entire city , I would rather die than darken (sic) its doors.
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And did you clock the pub sign? Red Lion? pfffft… the Mincing Pussycat more like, what the fuck is that all about?
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I’ve been to some awesome parties in Bristol and had some fun nights with the ladies there back in the day.
Fucking hell, it seems like a certain neighbourhood has taken over, Bristol always attracted drop outs and druggies, who’d have thought they would end up running the place?
The pubs an eyesore, it needs to be closed, cleaned up and renamed the Sir Enoch Powell!
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Is selling alcohol ethical? What about furniture and fittings made from tropical wood. Man made fibres? Printed beermats, thrown away after one use. Bar snacks with meat and dairy? Russian vodka?
Bristol. What a fucking shit hole.
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Definitely in an unofficial race with Brighton. I used to enjoy visiting both, but now completely ruined by hipster cunts.
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Well I prefer Bristols in pairs, and hey we’ve got two of them today.
Okay, so they’re feeling ‘vulnerable’ because they’ve been called ‘woke’. Well I’m glad they’re wearing masks in the photo, because all five of them look as ugly as fuck. If I went in that pub, I’d feel vulnerable too, in case I caught ugliness off one of them.
And to maintain their ethical standards they will also have to ban:
1 Anything from Greene King. Their founder, Edward Greene, owned slaves and campaigned against the abolition of the slave trade.
2 Any IPA. India Pale Ale was shipped to our troops in India during the Raj, and therefore a beer of that name celebrates colonialism and racism.
I’m sure I could think of more. Do enough digging and you could find a reason to ban everything.
And on top of that, the pub looks like a fucking dump anyway.
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If I lived in Bristol I’d get my blackface on, March down there and demand free booze as compo for slavery. I’d be fucking legless every day until I bankrupted the soft wokie cunts.
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FtF@ – Free beer? on me way in the Panzer, got black and brown boot polish, just got to collect Sam Beau, Mnc and Sir Fiddler!
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The black panzer sounds like a great name for a pub
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Rather that than “The T34” since last Thursday Shackledragger.
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Don’t forget to insist those white (privileged) cunts fuck öff and give their jobs to any black bastard that’s prepared to get off their arse and think about working.
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Welcome to fascism, communism and socialism masquerading as “liberalism”.
These mental, evil bastards would be the first bayonetting people onto the trains to the death camps and then going home to whine to Mummy some “nasty white waycists” said a hurty word – but the last thing these socialist vermin would ever do is move to a socialist Country – they just want to destroy decent ones.
If they want to see real anger and violence wait while they push decent people too far.
6 decades of cultural marxism bearing its foul fruit – thick, uneducated, whining, weak, piss wet hate filled little adult babies with absolutely no idea of what they are hateful about and not a clue about history except the one the blue haired freaks and “MAP”s have indoctrinated them with.
We need another Thatcher or Churchill in charge – because these rats hate us and want us dead, I do not waste my time debating with these moronic freaks – a bee never wastes time telling a fly that nectar tastes better than shit.
Time to get Uncle Vlad to bomb Bristol and Brighton – when the gay Hussar stops hiding from Mnc of course, the fkin soft commie twat!
And don’t forget – vote Fox, and the “Death to liberals Party! 😀👍☠
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30 years of comfort and complacency has bread a generation of regressive freaks.
They need a good war to sort them out.
Oh, hang on……
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“If fascism ever comes to America, It will come in the name of liberalism.”
Ronald Reagan.
How depressingly true.
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Bravo and will remember the bee and fly.
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I guess all they are selling then is water.
Cupid stunts.
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I wouldn’t be seen dead in The Red Lion,Bristol….it sounds like it could be a Homosexuals’ haunt…best seller is probably Babysham with a pink umbrella in it.
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Go there, don’t go there, you have a choice. Guaranteed there will be a wetherspoons nearby that will have no qualms selling you the beverage of your choice, and cheaper too.
Go woke, go broke isn’t that the mantra?
Hardly gassing people though, just saying.
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Looks a right shitheap that could do with being firebombed then bulldozed.
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Nazi Germany started off this way. It is a creeping, evil wickedness disguised as something else – and by the time people realise what’s going on it’s way too late to do a thing about it.
And the last time it actually did end up with gassing people.
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I hope when Millwall play away at Bristol sometime in the future, that their fans pay this place a visit.
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And Thatcher’s Gold is the only cider worth drinking anyway.
At 4.8% though, it’s probably too strong for these benders and weaklings.
As DF noted, they’ll probably only sell Babycham. The fellas aren’t usually that thirsty anyway, after all that spunk they drink.
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Molotov cocktail please for these wokies
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It doesn’t matter what they sell, or don’t sell, they supported the Colston 4, for that the place should be fire bombed, definitely justified for being cunts.
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RED lion? Racist cunts, tear the fucking place down, with all the woke bastards in it.
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Soi@ – “Firebombed”? – with petrol at 4 grand a litre or whatever it is a Gatling Gun would be a much more fiscally fecund choice – it will save a tidy sum, a tidy sum indeed! 😀☠👍
“I find your whiteness sooo offensive”..😢
“CLICK – not for fucking long soyboy”!
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Aww, modded – sorry Admin!
Off now before Admin give me a good thrashing – I am a wicked and evil Man! 😀🏃♂️
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Send the cunts to the front. One two one two, get your fucking haircut one two one two
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They`ll be banning Ginger ® (anag) Brown boot polish soon !
Oh … apparently they have already.
Thankfully, I have an open fire, so I have free soot at least.
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Cider? For 13yr old kids, tramps and the Wurzels isnt it?
Fuck that crap.
Must be over 25yr since I tasted it.
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Cider is fucking shite, I agree.
However, Thatcher’s Gold is good stuff. Not too acidic like other ciders and no funny sweet aftertaste.
Tried it to shut a mate up (I don’t like Magners, Bulmers, Stowford Press Woodpecker or Strongbow for example).
He said I’d like it. I said I wouldn’t and that all cider is shite. Tried it (got a free can at a barbecue out if it) and the fucking cunt was right.
Nice to have on a summer’s day (but one is enough and then back on the normal ale).
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Merrydown silver top, in the summer, in the park with the lasses from the local teaching college, before we went in balls deep and educated them educators👍
Happy memories of a 16 yr old CG😃
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I think if there are any parallels with 1930s Germany, it’s that despicable people will use fucking idiots like these as bait, and over-blow the significance of their cause. It will only appeal to the easily led, the educationally sub normal, and people who have a facist mindset. Once you have these on board, through peer pressure, intimidation, coercion, and negative propaganda, you can seep the poisonous ideals into the general population and almost normalise it.
As long as there can be a grain of truth, in this case they mean to change our lives, that will be enough for a population that barely reads beyond the headlines.
The next thing you know there is a political party that promises to right these wrongs and offers easy solutions to that and other problems.
Then, a couple of years later, they are herding the idiots into 30 and 6’s to an uncertain fate.
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Freedom of choice… not a popular notion, apparently.
As Devo sang in the ’80s:
🎶
Freedom of choice, is what you got
Freedom from choice, is what you want… 🎶
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“…Once you have these on board, through peer pressure, intimidation, coercion, and negative propaganda, you can seep the poisonous ideals into the general population and almost normalise it….”
Which the left has ACTUALLY done!
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Having looked at the bar staff and pub in the link: surely this is fucking wind-up😂
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It’s wonderful that the Wokes have somewhere to go. I suspect the neighbouring pubs and their clientele are mightily relieved not to have their watering holes polluted by fucking Woketards.
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Very astute thinking’s RTC, my own personal pub to hide away from society ,has now turned into a foody fest of feathers.
You know , lockdowncuntabbey made this happen
I used to be able to disappear with some trusted friends and staff that never divulged confidences.
Alas I drink at home and the pubs I knew are a thing of the pasta RIP
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Evening Mecuntry. I doubt I could afford to drink in a pub nowadays, even if there was a traditional spit and sawdust near me.
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yes RTC they have priced everything the cunt pointed fingers that read a memo from what was formally a hymn sheet.
i still dream and that is something they will never take and even if interrupted in my sleep , i will always reply with wisdom i have learnt from experience * would ye all eff off *
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Put the loo seat down and take a shit on top. Leave quietly & stealthily like the Milk Tray Dude….. Yep I once done this to a Pub who served me with a sneer. I’m that sort of Cunt.
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I’m writing them down as definitely qwar.
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The place looks an absolute shithole.
I’d be thrown out within minutes.
I can’t keep my trap shut. I first voice my opinions and then face the consequences later.
I wouldn’t be seen dead in there anyway.
What a fucking eyesore with all that graffiti on the outside. That scrawling shit would offend me if I lived over the road from it.
I’d be out at night with a roller and some masonry paint.
The cunts behind the bar look a barrel of laughs.
Looks like the ideal venue for the BNP AGM.
I could take the minutes.
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Look at this fucking shit. Found on the BBC News website. https://www.change.org/p/african-and-european-government-officials-demand-for-the-immediate-rescue-of-black-students-stranded-in-war-torn-sumy-ukraine
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It appears that the Ukrainian war has some positives.
Fuck the sooty students, let them perish there.
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Horace@ – Fuck them – if Africa and Europe are whining then let Africa and anywhere in Europe EXCEPT the UK take them.
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Here’s an idea; how about African leaders go and get them out? They won’t. They are all too busy driving their nice Bentleys while their people starve.
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When blacks are in the shit, they always turn to nasty old whitey to pluck them out of it.
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