Nicola Sturgeon [28]

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On International Wimminz Day (8th March for some random reason I don’t know about) Wee Jimmy apologises for the 4000 people ( mostly wimminz) in Jockland who were accused of witchcraft in the 16th and 17th centuries.

Fuck me sideways with a bunch of fucking carrots!! Is this fucking bitch fucking serious? This can’t be real. Tell me I am dreaming this shit. We’re on the edge of WW3 and this moron is crying about cunts who have been dead for fucking centuries! Somebody wake me up from this fucking nightmare for fucks sake!

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64 thoughts on “Nicola Sturgeon [28]”

  1. Yet another clear sign that the Wee Sturgeon prefers a fish supper to a battered pair of creme eggs and jumbo sausage.

    Her untrammelled hatred for the male sex is hiding in clear view.

    • Ye shall not suffer a witch to live..

      Sound advice.
      Krankies apology though hundreds of years too late and the fact she had fuck all to do with it is misguided.

      Before you know it the sky above Scotland will be full of hags on broomsticks,
      Cows will dry up of milk
      Crops wither and die
      And townsfolk beset by imps.

      This is obviously because shes in a coven of witches herself.
      Shes swore loyalty to the Devil by kissing the Old Goats arsehole.

      That pet pig ‘Blackford” is obviously her familiar.

      Burn her!!
      Burn em all!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  2. I’d like to apologise.
    Dunno what for, but I thought I might as well jump on the fucking bandwagon.
    Insane trout!

  3. I’m all in favour of the reinstatement of the Witch Finder General! It’s high time the Govt advertised the post along with Hangman and Moveralonger of Gypo’s! Personally, I’d do the job for free so long as I don’t have to work weekends!

  4. When are the Macedonians going to apologise for invading Turkey and the Near East?
    The selfish cunts,after all it was in 330 bc.
    And if the French don’t apologise for invading in 1066 then we should nuke the smelly cunts.

    Anyhow the Scots sacked York so unless The Ginger Rug Goblin apologises then oven.

    Fuck Off.

  5. A good proportion of Glaswegian women I met there whilst serving at the submarine base needed burning at the fucking stake.

  6. I think the SNP have transcended the word ‘cunt’ and a new term is required to describe these cockwombles and their economically-illiterate, racist bitch of a ‘leader.’

    After the inevitable breakup of the political entity that rules most of the British Archipelago, the Empire of East Anglia will provide military support to the Kingdom of Bernicia and its leader Lord Richard de Fiddler the Benevolent, in their invasion of the Soviet Republic of ChilliJockoStan.

    • “The trouble with Scotland is that it’s full of cunts”.
      Edward I

      With apologies to the many Unionist Scots who despise the Scottish Nazi Party. I’m sure Edward I was not referring to you.

  7. Sturgeon is clearly a witch herself. Paint her face green and she’s a dead ringer for the witch in the Wizard of Oz.

    Fatty Blackforfd rather resembles the witches evil monkey.

  9. Ah the Scottish Witchcraft Act of 1563, it still burns deep in the heart of every true Scotsman. Well done Krankie, but I fear the EU won’t be so keen on a country with such a terrible history. I would have kept schtum myself but what do I know?

    • I refer you to

      https://www.statista.com/chart/19801/people-tried-and-executed-in-witch-trials-in-europe/

      No 4 in Europe in trials and executions, but, when you factor in the differences in population sizes, No 3, Germany being No 2 with the Swiss well in the lead at No 1.

      Calvinists and Lutherans eh? Ye just coudnae leave the scunners alane wi a box o’ matches and some kindling and they’d be aff burnin’ some puir cailleach…which begs the question, where the fuck are they when we need them to deal with Krankie and her coven?

  10. I’m amazed that they could only find 4,000 old Crones and Hags in the whole of Scotland… a 5 minute trawl through the middle of Dumfries alone on a Saturday night would net far more than 4,000 no bother,judging by what I saw there a few years ago.

  11. I recall a sherry party about 50 years ago whilst at university. I asked the Economic History Professor what ,in his opinion was the century in British history which saw the greatest progress. He replied ‘ The seventeenth, at the start we were still burning witches in England, at the end we weren’t. The same cannot be said for Scotland.’

  12. The days when you could denounce someone as a witch simply for being crosseyed are long gone.
    ☹️
    Thats progress for you.

    The idea that a simple hysterical accusation could get someone on the ducking stool (ducky stool for gays) or on a bonfire.
    Well, thats brilliant.

    If ever the slightest hesitancy about anyone?
    Denounce them.
    50/50 your right.

    • If you seek out pictures of her French girlfriend, you may have to revise that opinion…

      • I had a “female” native French teacher at school. When she wore a tartan skirt, she looked like Sean Connery in drag. She even had stubble.

      • Hard luck

        The one native French teacher we had (all to briefly) was like a young Bardot, only with black hair.

        Sadly then replaced with one demi-français older woman, straight out of the late 60’s Paris student movement, who was then in turn replaced with what can best be described as an Italian body model for Jabba the Hutt (but minus the charm).

        Sort of lost interest in the language after the first teacher left…

      • Many moons ago, I had to retake my first year of an A-Level Computer Science course.

        Not because I’m thick, but because our teacher for the first year was a stunner. A bit like a young Cath Zeta Jones but fitter. I’d say she was about 24 or 25. Absolute beauty she was.

        I (and a few other lads) could not focus. Fights would almost break out when she asked for someone to come to the storeroom with her, to help her wheel out some terminals. I got the lucky job a few times. I once paused, looked at her in the eyes, the daft 17 yea old I was (thinking she might be up for it) and she just said, “Are you ok? Just hurry up with that terminal we haven’t got all day!”

        Her polite way of saying, “Fuck off you daft child! You’ve got no chance of any of this.” Ah well. I tried.

        I’d spend the entire two or three hours looking into her eyes during her class with a hard on, and not knowing what the fuck she was saying.

        When I retook it, I flew through it because this time, I had a geeky middle aged bloke with a beard and a speech impediment ( ‘gozzy teeth voice’, like Harry Kane).

        Moral of the story.

        Fit young birds should not teach red blooded teenage lads if they want good grades.

  14. I’m sure all of Scotland can now sleep better because of this. Imagine the problem going to sleep every night worrying about the Scottish rulers lack of an apology for the witch hunting.
    What’s next? Apology for not collecting the bins in 1971? Ffs.

  15. Might as well jump on the bandwagon.

    I am sorry for stealing those penny sweets from the Friday night youth club tuck shop in 1991.
    I was very young and the allure of the fizzy cola bottles was just too much for me to resist.

    I still regret it to this day.😭😭😭

  16. Apologise for anything that makes you look like a cunt, Wee Jimmy has played a blinder 😂

    Some 15 year old sootie skank was stripped searched by the police because she was suspected of having cannabis in school (the teachers could smell it on her)
    They found nothing so they have been apologising for fucking days, no mention of Why the skank was stinking of cannabis

    • To be fair, they have seriously transgressed safeguarding procedures for minors.

      An absolute fucking disgrace👎

      • True, but it’s the usual shit that comes out ‘it wouldn’t have happened if she was white’

        Never miss an opportunity to play the race card

  17. More blatant hypocrisy, from a British politician:

    The refusal of politicians to acknowledge that giving biological men who identify as women, the right to access women only spaces, prisons, hospital wards etc.

    Also the right to compete against women in physical sporting events, despite a massive advantage-which in the case of contact sports, has led to serious physical damage being inflicted (MMA etc)

    Finally, modern politicians refusing to define what a biological women is.

    All this is a crime against women.

    Will Krankie apologise on behalf of the “patriarchy”, for this?

    The CUNT🤔

  18. I seem to recall there are several IsAC’ers who have professed an affiliation with modern Gardnerian magic or Wiccan.

    Perhaps they could wrangle some financial reparations from wee Jimmy Krankie and her lunatics?

    Don’t forget to make a contribution to the IsAC summer BBQ fund👍

      • Thank you👍

        Interesting. I recall that McLean got off because a forensic scientist said the police killed him later on, using a choke hold to restrain him.
        I’m McLeans book, he stated Humphries had recently been discharged from an asylum and had not been allocated meds, hence his erratic behaviour, stripping off in the club.

        I cunted the celebration and worship of criminal cunts, a. Pipeline of years ago👍

      • Okay 🍎:

        I can understand replacing “In” with “I’m”, you motherfuckers, but replacing “couple” with “pipeline”?

        Fucking “pipeline”???
        What manner of modern Witchcraft be this?

        Apple-thy standeth accused of collusion with the Devil and of signing his dark book.
        Ye Godless heathen, ye shall be taken to a place of execution and thy soul purged by trials of fire @ water.

        May God have mercy on thine soul.

        You cunts.

      • Ah, I see.
        Gary was a decent sort as was his dad. I don’t remember him ever having any mental elf problems but the story was of a couple of girls sat outside the cloakroom whilst he took a beating. Anyhow best not hijack this post we can leave it as criminal worship is a cunt.

  20. Eye of newt and toe of frog,
    Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
    Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
    Lizard’s leg and and howlet’s wing,
    Battered, deep fried and served with chips.

    Go an’ bile yer heed Krankie. Macbeth’s fourth witch.

    • Bloody Hell!
      Gordon Ramsay was saying that covid had got rid of all the shite restaurants.
      I guess that recipe is available at Macdonald’s… Maybe for 50p extra you can get a cut off Abbott’s pissflaps.

  21. Is she going to apologise for all the Hundreds of Thousands men who died in heavy industry keeping women warm safe and fed with pointless consumer goods.

    • Every fucking day in Krankies Scotland is April fucking Fools day, take it from me, Every.Fucking.Day.

  24. I want to apologise for my caveman ancestor farting during dinner 2 million years ago.
    His disgusting behaviour is still talked about by traumatised descendants to this day.
    Put that up your shitpipe and smoke it you wee beastie.

  25. It amazes me that the stupid deranged cunt is apologising for this ridiculous nonsense, when she’s fucked up more than enough off her own bat, to validly apologise for. If she started apologising for all that, she wouldn’t be stopping any time soon.

    And she should apologise to the whole of the UK for Scotland foisting that fucking lard-arse turd Blackford on everyone too…

  26. Fat boy Blackford is an automaton, stuffed with Haggis and tatties, primed to carry out the will of the evil Krankie.
    Forsooth he is bewitched!!

    • I am worried that he is an SNP terrorist. Just imagine him exploding in a confined space. Mr. Creosote, eat yer heart out!
      Ridiculous fat fucker. He is a Scottish Widmerpool.

    • I call him the BlackfordBot. Seems to have been programmed to always start a sentence with

      “This Tory government…”

  28. Nickerless Sturgeon and AnalEaseDodds – what a pair of arseholes and what an advertisement for wimminz in politics

    • Can we expect a hardcore lesbian epic from Boggs studios any time soon, featuring the above mentioned stinky-mingers?

      Not asking for myself, obviously…🤔

  29. The days of burning witches, or ‘The good old days’ as I call them.

    I’d bring it back, not apologise for it.

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