Martin Roberts [2]

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What a self-indulgent Pisspot. Typical “celebrity” using any fucking excuse to get his “caring” face in the papers..can’t just make an anonymous donation…has to make it all about him. If I’d been in the queue, I’d have bought a couple of bottles and chucked them at the whinging Cunt.

Footballers, actors, singers, minor television personalities etc….they’re just so much better than us mere mortals.

https://www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/celebs-tv/martin-roberts-homes-under-hammer-6765092

https://news.yahoo.com/martin-roberts-ukraine-aid-093721818.html

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

With an additional comment from Cuntfinder General:

May I please second his Lordships nomination: grief jacking like this seems to be keeping pace with wokism.

Professional bandwagoners👎

51 thoughts on “Martin Roberts [2]”

  2. Luckily this minor TV presenter was able to film his grief so he could share his trauma will us all.
    Cunt.
    Shut up then fuck off.

  3. I had not heard of this cunt before, but what I do know, my ex brother-in-law having married an ageing former Blue Peter presenter is that there is a certain type of celebrity, especially luvvie types, who will do anything for a line or two in the paper (or maybe that should just read a line or two) .

    This virtue signalling gets on my tits. Over the weekend, a very socialist friend of mine, was wearing a Ukrainian ribbon so you couldn’t miss it. What did the twat think, that the rest of us don’t care? Saturday night , I was asked to leave a dinner party (the Mrs. having gone early) for daring to suggest that when he started on about Boris being a liar (a favourite theme of his) that at least partygate didn’t have quite the same consequences as Blair and Campbell altering a security document resulting in an illegal war leading to the deaths of over 400 British soldiers and over 100,000 civilians. I was quite proud of myself.

      • You’re nearly there CG, but I can’t say as it might ruin my persec, that sort of era though.

    • Socialist friend?

      What is that, sounds fucking awful?, I only have socialist enemies myself

      • Good Afternoon Captain,

        When I was a member of the Conservative party, with ambitions to be our local MP when the incumbent retired and I was in the twilight of my career, I was told that my enemies were in my own party and my opponents were in the Labour Party.

        I would have made a good MP, getting pissed in the subsidised bars, touching up the researchers (females only), kipping on the backbenches in the afternoon, and generally not getting in the way of more ambitious chaps. £84K a year + every freebie going, it would have been a wonderful life. I see that bloody Claudia Webbe has had her appeal put back until May, another 2 months at the trough for her.

        I am not very good at links but this was from her Twatter account on Sunday.

        Claudia Webbe MP@ClaudiaWebbe·6 Mar

        Nuclear weapons are not good for the survival of humanity.
        They must be eliminated.
        8:00 pm · 6 Mar 2022·Twitter for iPhone

        FenrirRazor🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦@Fenrir_RazorReplying to @ClaudiaWebbeHow about biological weapons or acid weapons, would they be a better option? 🤔🤔🤔8:13 pm · 6 Mar 2022·Twitter for Android

  4. What a bottom of the barrel, bargain bucket, B grade cunt!

    Where was he for the Lebanese and Syrian kids, the Afghans? The great British public and the BBC don’t give a shit so no sleb points there.

    Everyone is talking about Ukraine so that’s where I need to get my face for free publicity and sleb virtue signalling points.

    What a fucking cunt of an arsehole!!!!

    • Where are they when British kids are being abused and killed by p.akis? Or white working class boys being denied opportunities? No column inches in that is there? Cunts.

    • Fuck Ukraine the cunts hacked my paypal account and I once had the displeasure of working for a Ukraine engineer at a now demolished large jock coal fired power station.He was a lying vindictive cunt of the highest order but he did have a nice set of camp tattoos up his forearm.

      • Yep. Filthy, rude and ignorant fuckers. Make the romanians look classy. Coming to a street near you soon.

  5. Bang on DF.

    I am fucking sick to death of cunts like this.

    I’m pretty sure social media is to blame for most of this bollocks. The footy cunts are the worst.

    Raping and beating up women (allegedly) and then getting behind whatever fucking woke cause is flavour of the month.

    What makes them think they are some kind of role model or authority on anything, the fucking pricks?

    At one game I saw the start of, they had a minute’s applause for some cunt, followed by a minute’s applause for Ukraine and then on their knees for the oppressed dark keys.

    I’m now wondering when a game will start an hour late, after the fiftieth fucking woke ‘tribute’ from the players, the fucking rapey woman beating (allegedly) morons.

    Whatever the fucking cause is on Twitter or whatever, these fuckers (like this bellend in the nom) just have to show ‘their feels’.

    I’d make this sot of shit a hanging offence. Just to see some genuine tears, as I pull the trapdoor lever with a big fucking smile on my face.

    • They could put the Hanging scaffold up on the pitch before the game

    • Believe me, Spanky, your life is richer for being oblivious to the worthless, talentless prick.

  8. Another goes on the my long list of grave diggers for themselves when the reset arrives and I become monitor in chief of undesirables. Mainly nominated cunts on here .

  9. Is anyone gullible enough to believe that that hairy gonad gives a flying fuck about dying Ukrainian children? Before a fortnight ago, I bet the virtue signalling cunt had never heard of the fucking place, never mind weeping over it’s dead. What a hairy minge faced fuck.

  10. Thanks RTC for adding the link. However and GREAT SCOTT did you see one of the captions during the subtitle sequence, I will enlighten:

    “…Think about this hopefully in the mouth of a child who needs it…”

    Saville!

  11. Although I’ve no fucking idea who this cunt is.

    Cries like a gay by the looks of it.

  12. He was a cunt before he did this.

    He is a bigger one for doing it now.

    And will remain a massive one hereon.

    Gas the cunt.

  13. As the Russian economy collapses expect to see hundreds of thousands of Russians turning up on the beaches of Southern England. What then? We really do have morons in charge of this country

  14. Did any cunter see the official BLM response to the start of the Ukraine fuckwittery?

    “Ukrainian lives don’t matter, until ALL black lives matter.”

    What a fucking disgrace!
    I would do a nomination on it-but am “Aaaht an’ abaaaaht” ©️B&W Cunt

    The same vein-highjacking Ukraine to promote themselves👎

    • Just when you thought Burn Loot Murder couldn’t be any bigger cunts than they are.

    • Black lives do not appear to matter at border crossings. Just an observation what are the countries of all the effnick students that are fleeing the red peril doing to aid their citizens at this time of crisis?

  15. What a gormless cunt.
    (1) If he wanted to cut costs he could have used his (negligible) celebrity status – face on telly, apparently – to negotiate a shipment of Calpol with a wholesaler, or even the manufacturer. But that would have required effort, wouldn’t it?.

    (2) The only active ingredient in Calpol is paracetamol. The cunt must be the last cunt in Britain not to realise that the retail sale of analgesics is limited by law to 64 tabs per punter per visit. Fucking idiotic law, but there we are.

    An apt if obscure cunting.

    Wish these cunts would take a look at themselves in the mirror.

  16. I don’t know about ‘Homes Under the Hammer’, but this cunt’s head needs to be under a hammer. Preferably a fucking great sledgehammer.
    Who is he, anyway?

    • I don’t know about ‘Homes Under the Hammer’…. Who is he, anyway?

      Paradoxically, Martin Roberts is indeed chiefly known as the main presenter of a long-running UK daytime television programme, Homes Under The Hammer, with the general theme of members of the public bidding for residential housing at auction, which they subsequently refurbish and sell or rent, often (but not always) at a modest profit. It is pretty dull, as you might expect.

      Was that just a lucky guess, Geordie Twatt?

      • Entirely fortuitous. I had no idea my reference to a sledgehammer would be so appropriate, Ewan.
        The programme sounds like it’s intended for the brain dead.

  17. Never heard of the wanker so I suppose he’s achieved what he set out to do……
    now I know who he is I can remember he’s a virtue signalling fake cunt. If I see him in the street I can gob on the bastard.

  19. Just asking, are these the same Ukrainians who make monkey noises and throw bananas at blacks during football matches?

  22. Grief jacking is a cunt move for sure. I love finding out that someone gave generously to good causes after they die. Only those closest to them ever knew. That tells me the generosity was more likely genuine.
    By the way I’m offering shelter to Ukrainian females age 18-25.

  24. Always crying aren’t they?
    Slebs.
    Slightest little thing,
    Squawking.😩

    Waterworks start if told no.
    Look Martin you pigfaced balding cunt ,
    Those Ukey kid’s dont want your Calpol!

    They think your trying to get them pissed up and take advantage of them.

    Keep your nose out
    And stop crying you mardarse.

  25. Should have gone to Iceland!

    What an utter utter twat.

    Dancing on the open graves of dead kids in an attempt to raise his stock.

    Disgusting, vile bastard cunt.

    Terry’s oven. Slow burn. Give the cunt something to really cry about.

  26. Ive been stocking up on Calpol,
    You can drink it neat in shots,
    Make a ‘cheeky Calpol’ and have it with Vimto,
    Or Calpol bombers where you mix it with vodka (Ukrainian not russian).

    Must have 400 bottles in the pantry.

    I suppose I could donate it?
    Play the hero?…..naw.

  27. A white, middle-aged man, a white, middle-aged man and a white, middle-aged man went into a pub. You’re having a permitted laugh, aren’t you, says the barman….

  28. Was he crying? I assumed he had opened up a tube of extra hot pringles or something.

    Tellyland is full of weird cunts, which is why I never watch it.

  29. Do the Ukraine people even want or need Calpol?
    It’s a knee jerk reaction to want to help people, but first ask ” Is this what is wanted?”
    I personally will not be donating, not because I have no compassion, but rising costs of fucking everything mean I’ve no spare cash.

  30. I always thought he looks like he stinks of unwashed arsehole, off seafood bell end and three weeks from the wash pants piss and spunk. The way he pops his collar with his alcohol bloated gut popping his shirt and jacket buttons makes me sick.

    I’ve seen him on one of those “look tramps, here’s some more houses you’ll never be able to afford” TV shows ambling about with a hangover. He always patronises the guests and has the air of a piss head counting the seconds until the boozer opens. I bet he also knocks back his first four pints in one like a gannet to stop the sweats. I’ve also got him down as a punter who gives prosies a right hander when he can’t get it up, then cry’s and says sorry after. Going “shhhhhh, shhhhh” while stroking their hair. Probably a nonce an all the cunt.

    Crying for Ukrainian kids? Fucking Jesus. Desperate for media attention or what. He’s probably pissed all his money up the wall.

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