For your Cunt sideration dear cunters.
Greggs and Primarni (I see what you did there – NA) have teamed up and produced some ( designer) wear for their chav customers to relish.
Who in their right mind would want a garment/ trainers with a fucking Greggs sausage roll on it? Yes, you’ve guessed , CUNTS.
Some twat from Worcester drove in the storm to get to Newcastle to get his grubby greasy hands on a T shirt with a vegan sausage roll emblazoned on.
In my opinion, I reckon that the T shirt will undoubtedly taste better than the real thing. Set of cunts.
Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe
Those three in the caption need to take their spectacles off , to see clearly.
Blind is the new view
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Thats the Harry potter appreciation society.
And they like shitty baked goods and easily led fashion.
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Both companies would have to give me my bodyweight in diamonds before I’d wear any of this crap.
I wouldn’t wear it for cleaning the crapper , never mind in public.
Dear Dog!
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Might make good cloths for when at work , you know the kind you don’t give a fuck about , wiping up shite from the mess one makes completing tasks
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Tha’rt not wrong. But I can get a pack of 5 disposable floor clouts from Poundland.
That’ll do!
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Jeezum , can’t beat cotton ripped up teashirts for ultra cleaning when hands covered in all sorts
Facto Remembero
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Yep, that’s what I used to use for cleaning bird shit off the windscreen.
Why the fuck do sea birds come about as far inland as is geographically possible?
It’s not as if they taste nice, and they’re very chewy.
Perhaps Lord Fiddler or Vern have tenderising tips.
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I love the way that Mail Online refers to these 3 fuckwits as “keen shoppers”. Like the way they always refer to people in pubs as “revellers”.
I refer to those three lads (and the Mail Online) as “fucking cunts”.
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I wouldn’t eat a Greggs pasty or anything they baked if I was starving.
Awful.
Truly rank.
And Primark make shite too.
I’d wear a Holland’s pie tshirt but Greggs is for pidgeons and chavs .
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Gregg’s opened a shop in Cleveleys, near Blackpool. Sometime later a shop doing almost the same opened a few doors away. It was cheaper and far better, always packed.
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There’s one on The Moor, Sheffield.
Sells sarnies, hot and cold pies and sausage rolls,
All £1.
Right next door to Greggs.
More front than Blackpool, and bloody good grub, too!
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Just makes you look like you work there. Daft cunts. These speccy twats need all the help they can get to get some minge. Looking like a Gregg’s shop assistant probably won’t impress too many tarts, although I’d imagine it might attract a few fatties on the lookout for free pies.
In fact, is this why you see so many speccy skinny blokes with 30 stone heffers? I could be on to something here. But I digress…
If I was going to pretend, I’d at least dress up as something impressive, such as a fighter pilot or SS officer.
Fuck off.
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Cuntybollocks@
I know a bloke whos a ‘feeder’.
Hes a skinny bloke who always dates massive fat birds .
Loves em porky.
Encourages em to fill their face.
“Another cake darling?”
Hehehe 😀
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Aye I’ve seen documentaries showing those cunts.
Always speccy weaklings about 6 foot tall and weighing 7 stone wet through.
Fucking weird phenomenon that one.
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Fashion icons in the making!
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The third picture in the link has right fucking knob jockey, either the cunt needs to stay well away from Greggs sausage rolls or he is smuggling the fucking tat back into Primark under his jumper.
The shit will be available as long as stocks last, maybe what is left over should be donated to Russia so they know just what they are missing in the west 😂
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The fact that people have been queuing around the block to get their hands on this tasteless schmatta confirms my worst fears – that we have become a nation of imbeciles.
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Turn the cunts into halal sausages and use the clothes to make a noose for the fagg.ot who dreamt this whole dismal panto up.
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Greggs are bloody marvellous – Geordieland’s answer to haute cuisine, and now haute couture as well. Howay the lads (and lasses)!
Also available in Sunderland, where sizes start at XXL.
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Apparently there are a number of Greggs Drive-Throughs (I refuse to type “thru”) in the North of England, catering to lazy cunts that can’t even be bothered to get out of their car to buy a pasty.
Northern cunters, please note I am not mocking Northerners, as no doubt these abominations will be heading south shortly where they will be welcomed by Southern couch-potatoes.
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I’ve heard Flabbot and Lammy are desperate for the impending launch of KFC’s range of apparel.
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Just as Gemma Collins must have been foaming at the minge in anticipation of this crock of shit.
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I hate how the mail keep putting pictures of this massive fat sack of shit up saying she lost 50 stone and how beautiful she is, just another 150 to go Gem.
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I would love to see Abbott, Lammy, Butler, Miller etcetera wear a plantation suit with string tie as per the Colonel Sanders.
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Proud to say, I have never set foot in a “Greggs” or eaten the shite they peddle.
Only ever been into a high street “coffee shop” once. That was enough.
What would anybody pay to wear the corporate logo of ANY organisation?
People really are fucking sheep.
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I actually like Greggs coffee.
Wouldn’t eat any of the food, though.
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The clothes probably taste better.
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I once went into a Cafe Nero as a mystery shopper. Errr, that’s my only experience with branded coffee shops. And I remember nothing about it.
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21st century Chav Transgender family caught shop lifting. Let off with a caution as it may hurt thier feelings.
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Have those poofters in the title header been wanking furiously enough to need spectacles?
Of course they have, the incel tosspots.
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I’ve been wearing glasses since I was 8 years old…..what are you implying?
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Moggie @
Your bang to rights.
And a early starter.😁
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Come on, MNC.
Really not fair. I suffered being speccy four eyes at school.
Until I took ju-jujitsu.
I know who was laughing, then.
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Evening JP👍
Surely you mean jew jitsu?😀
Im the only one in our family doesn’t wear glasses.
Well, the dog doesn’t either but you know what I mean.
Know why?
Dont use computers.
Theyll fuck your eyes up terribly.
That and interfering with yourself when young.
As both you and Moggs have found out.😀
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MNC is trying to kill me by making me choke with laughter.
Fellow Cunters, please be aware!
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Evening Mis.
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But, but, but… I”ve never been to Greggs! I fucking deny it! And I have had girlfriends! Ok, in my dreams only, but I have! And I ripped my banjo string before Xmas, wanking like a chimp, drunk…… oh, wait.
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Mogs, as MNC states. You got there before I did.
I wish I’d known earlier 😪.
PS: I’m wearing goggles to type this, now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to earn my sobriquet….won’t be long.
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If wanking causes eye strain how do you explain that 99% of orthodox joo kids wear glasses? The torah clearly says “thou shall not eat porky pigs, nor shall you spank the monkey. And that goes for double on the Sabbath.” It also says something regarding the bigger the hat, the more god shall cherish you in the kingdom of heaven, it’s the only way he can tell you apart.
Must confess I do like a nice steak bake from Greggs, and the jam doughnuts are pretty good too.
As a religious scholar I could tell you some interesting things about the quran too, but don’t want a fatwa on me again.
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Us Jews don’t mind a steak, don’t know about the bake, though!
L’Chaim.
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Check the fucking link out:
Liam Turnbull (33)
‘I am into designer clothes, and wouldn’t usually shop at Primark, but I was happy to make an exception for a couple of Greggs t-shirts.’
Into designer clothes!? Who are you kidding fat-boy, other than yourself. There is nothing ‘designer’ about a circus tent or a bin bag. Talking of which, is that a binbag full of water up your jumper. Fat fuck!
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And what’s the betting these shite t-shirts are all made in chınkyland for 37p each?
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16 quid for a pair of trainers!! What are they made of……pulped up old copies of Mao’s Little Red Book?
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Thailand.
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I’m writing down these bellends as probably qwar.
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Fucking Greg’s aren’t doing hot cross buns this Easter wonder why? Fucking shit pies and woke management wankers, covid nazi compliant cunts.
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Designer clothes? Hehehe 😀
Sure.
When a young bloke and single you wear designer clothes,
Pulling fanny etc.
But when you grow up you realise its bollocks.
Walking advert.
Once years ago in Manchester me an the missus was out and id treated her to some top on King street.
We were outside that Superdry® and I liked a leather jacket in the window.
My missus overcome by my kindness earlier said I should treat myself and buy it.
We went in and this shop assistant (dead fit young girl) comes mithering.
Try it on, should have your size.etc
Accept Superdry is Japanese.
Theyre right little cunts, about 4ft 6in.
I put my arm in the jacket,
Tried to get my other arm in…
And ripped the fucker right down the back!!
Ive never left a shop so fast in my life!😁😁
Fuck designer clothing.
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I just wached an advert that’d boil yer piss, MNC…it was for bloody Amazon Prime featuring Rapunzel in a tower. And yes, you guessed it…she was race-swapped. An Um Bongo Rapunzel, for crying out loud!
Like she couldn’t have climbed down that tower herself, like King Kong in reverse.
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It would be a good advert reshot with a hot honky bitch
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A black Rapunzel with enough hair to climb up a tower, would do be like a six foot diameter Afro.
And she couldn’t ‘let down your hair’ without attaching a heavy weight; which then would bounce like a Swedish backpacker girl on a kiwi bunji jump.
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Not since the Burberry-patterned baseball cap has the underclass had such a ‘evocative’ item of clothing.
Makes them even easier to spot and avoid.
Congratulations to Primark and Greggs.
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Sausage roll
Ham salad baguette
Iced cream finger
Hot chocolate
Eat leisurely, in the park.
Watching the world go by.
Lovely Greggs.
Get To Fuck.
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Whilst wearing my Harris Tweed jacket.
Jolly good.
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you have it sussed ,Jack
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Mecuntry@ A balanced diet should be eaten in style.
Standards have to be maintained.
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i already like that jacket Jack
im 42 inch chest, are you thinking of trading it in?
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Sorry. I intend to be buried in it, with a red rose in the buttonhole.
You can haggle with Ethel over my tall country boots.
If you wish
Good morning.
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those boots, ill take a pass on them but thanks for the offer, hah ha ha
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oh and my best and kindest regards to Ethel (hi) whom i will not be haggling with as there is only one winner
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When I was younger there was not a lot of money about, but we always tried to dress well.
We wouldn’t buy cheap alternatives, we would save up for a genuine Ben Sherman shirt or a proper pair of Levi’s, for instance.
You can tell the difference.
Nobody would be seen dead in a ‘slogan’ T-shirt.
We didn’t want to be seen for our whacky sense of humour or our support of a particular cheap retailer, we tried to be stylish.
Now it’s all “I’m with stupid”, “world’s best dad”, “I only got a T-shirt” and various other shite emblazoned on their clothes. That’s when they are not wearing the 12 year old shirt of their favourite football team.
No style, no pride in their appearance.
Fucking scruffy cunts.
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Young dumb and full of cum ts always get my attention.
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Spot on, Art.
My 12 year old grand daughter rates Primarni as ” gutter” & shops for her casuals at Hollister.
She’s going to cost me a fortune!
Cue Rod!
Handbags and Gladrags.
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Can you imagine buying a Whimpy Bar T-shirt when we were young?
You wouldn’t get 10 yards down your street without getting a kicking, and certainly no fanny.
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How about a “Fuck off, I’m reading the ISAC site!” T-shirt.
I can imagine HM wearing one.
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Oh yes!
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You are what you eat, in this case, fat greasy trash.
Those guys in the pic – Young, dumb, with unwanted kum.
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Never been to Greggs (I don’t eat filth), Primark is awful tat made to wear once then throw away, not even good for work gear.
But the good news is that Primark stuff is made by Chinese slave labour in appalling conditions, and I imagine Greggs slop is made from the minced up corpses of the Charlie Chans who have expired after a 15 year shift with no breaks so mustn’t grumble! 😀
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Greggs AND Primark in one package? Portsmouth must be dancing in the streets.
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Ha ha ha!
Harsh, but true😂
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Haha wasn’t it in Portsmouth where some fat, sweaty minged single mum scum broke into a community centre and stole toys donated to starving third world kids (scumbag move, but hey ho, it’s only picaninis)?
Also, I’m pretty sure it was some of the good people of Portsmouth who attacked the home of a paediatrician thinking her title was another word for nonce (not only is that illiteracy of the highest order, but stupidly on a grand scale; the woman had her name and job title on a brass plaque on her door, provoking the attack).
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I can’t see Sparkletits or Stick Insect Beckham wearing this crap. They wouldn’t even use them to pick up dog shit. Not that they ever do that, they have flunkeys for that sort of thing.
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Sparkletits!! Jesus H Christ FtF, that bitch only wears stuff that costs the same as the average half decent motor -£30K plus …& usually just the once; in fact I’m surprised she’s had two piccaninnies.
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Apparently, this ” designer wear” is already being advertised on EBay at ridiculous prices, and unsurprisingly, people are actually bidding!
There’s even some that actually say ‘ picture only’, and the bids are rolling in.
How thick are these people?
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Looks like Greggs and Primark have hit squarely on their target audience. Excellent market research! They should do another one on what their customers think of immigration. That would be interesting.
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But Freddie, that would involve using words.
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If the sushi takeaway is closed: 1 steak bake
1 sausage roll
1 caramel doughnut
1 tea.
Thanks.
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All that low quality grease equals three visits to the shithouse 🙂
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I’ve been on the opioids for a pain issue and as a consequence, I don’t shit for weeks and when I do, I feel like I’ve had a jungle bunny hanging out the back of me.
Thanks for the tip!
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I fear some cunters may have caught snob itis. Greg’s steak bakes are fab.
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I like their sausage rolls, but I wouldn’t get the fucking tee shirt.
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Eating Greggs’ sandwiches and wearing a t shirt with their logo are not quite the same.
One is usually borne out of necessity.
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Greggs are fucking cunts because, about two years ago, they stopped doing a coffee-iced choux bun, which was lovely, and something really rare. Unimaginative bastards. As for Primark, I patronise haute-couture merchants, like M&S, and C&A (ex bought me a pair of new jeans in Berlin, as she said my arse was visible) ; I sometimes buy clothes from them too.
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Did the jeans come with jackboots & the obligatory armband?
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Sadly not…
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The best bakery Ive ever been in is in Hadfield,
Where they filmed The League of Gentleman.
Really good.👍
Theres a bakery in Stockport too called Ainsworths where at dinnertime theres a queue of working men outside.
Cheap and Everything is good.
They do great sandwiches, pies, cakes, bread.etc
Sometimes if working nearby I bring home lemon buns filled with cream for the missus an daughter, gets me brownie points 😉
Fuck Greggs.
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Ainsley’s on The Headrow in Leeds used to do fantastic ginger buns, really gooey/sticky. Also Parkin, and Yorkshire curd cake (?) /cheesecake? – had raisins in. Lovely.
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My science teacher was a Yorkshireman named Ainsworth. The cunt tried to touch my gentleman during detention.
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