Greggs & Primark


For your Cunt sideration dear cunters.

Greggs and Primarni (I see what you did there – NA) have teamed up and produced some ( designer) wear for their chav customers to relish.
Who in their right mind would want a garment/ trainers with a fucking Greggs sausage roll on it? Yes, you’ve guessed , CUNTS.

Some twat from Worcester drove in the storm to get to Newcastle to get his grubby greasy hands on a T shirt with a vegan sausage roll emblazoned on.
In my opinion, I reckon that the T shirt will undoubtedly taste better than the real thing. Set of cunts.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10530207/Shoppers-queue-round-block-hands-Greggs-clothing-collaboration-Primark.html

Nominated by: Cuntington Smythe

94 thoughts on “Greggs & Primark

  1. If you want a truly epic sarnie, come to Sheffield and go to a Beres.
    They do a hot roast pork, with stuffing, apple sauce and crackling ( you can say no) and dip the bread in the pork dripping.
    Heaven in a breadcake!

      • They do a standard, large & a torpedo size.
        Even the standard has enough roast pork to feed 3 people.
        Just heaven!

  2. My old dad was a Geordie. Always used to go on about Gregg’s stottie cakes.

  3. I’ve got a money making idea: make a T-Shirt that says Dreggs on it. One for Ebay – this time next year….

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