Dr Adam Towler

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Another story to warm the cockles of every cunter’s heart from that huge pile of festering woke horse shit formerly known as Bristol. Hardly surprising considering that the City Council is run jointly by Labour and the Greens.

The good doctor was randomly dragged from his house by Chanz Maximen, a gentleman of colour surprisingly , in 2019. Sooty then proceeded to stab him nine times, narrowly missing his heart by two centimetres, before leaving him bleeding in the street. His victim managed to drag himself back to his house and call the plod. However, Maximen returned and could be heard throwing himself against the door to try and get back in.

At the trial and in an astonishing act of lily-livered, bleeding-heart liberalism, Towler read out a witness impact statement saying: “I don’t think you owe me an apology”. He added: “I feel bad that I had this great freedom but you didn’t. I wondered if you had just made a mistake, albeit a big one, or been unlucky.” He has since elaborated by saying: “I got lucky, I’m living a quite normal life, a comfortable life. My immediate outlook is rather more comfortable than Chanz Maximen’s position.” There’s more of his unmitigated vomit inducing bollocks in the links.

If the doctor thinks this was one mistake, the up-his-own-arse cunt is badly mistaken. A few weeks later Maximen sliced Wojtek Rozmiarek across the face as he sat innocently and minding his own business on a bench while on his journey home from a night shift. The next night he followed 22-year-old Annabel Everitt home, knocked on her door and forced his way in with a knife. Police were called and when he was arrested he was found to be carrying two knives.

He was found guilty of attempted murder, GBH and three counts of possessing a bladed article and jailed for ‘life’ with a minimum term of 12 years. No doubt in a couple of years time he’ll be absconding from an open prison.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60430718
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-60406983

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65 thoughts on “Dr Adam Towler”

  1. I’d say transport him for a waterless shower.
    But he looks like his already escaped from the train.

  2. The residents of Panem had the right idea. Make the cunt compete in The Hunger Games with the prize being another go at The Hunger Games.

    If the cunt won through that then 4 hours at level 12 in Unkle Terry’s oven should suffice.

  3. What the FUCK is it with Bristol and the woke cunts that seem to invest the place like flies round a cow’s arsehole. Hopefully the next Severn tidal wave will be big enough to drown all the cunts.

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