Caprice is a model and television personality from the late 90’s to early 2000’s, her tasteful swimwear photoshoots gracing the sticky pages of lads mags nationwide. Today however she is that most tiresome of cunts, a ‘celebrity’ with a message, this week being the terrible events in Ukraine and the refugee crisis.
Express Link. (Link courtesy of Komodo)
Caprice took to Instagram to strip naked with the anti-war message ‘F U WAR’ daubed across her back and front whilst giving the middle finger, presumably to Putin. She then burbled some shit about donating essential supplies and food and clothing but her main point was war is bad and a fifty year old washed up celebrity trying to stay relevant by exploiting an international crisis and cater to their own narcissism was the best way to convey this.
Its hardly the tank man from Tiananmen Square facing down the CCP tanks but we live in the age of the cunt. I hope this is not the start of a social media trend and we see more headline grabbing virtue signalling daubed over wrinkled sagging tits and arses of celebrities or horror of horrors, certain Labour MP’s.
Imagine Flabbott! It would be like some wobbling jiggling billboard.
Irish Mirror – Link.
(Check out their headline. It’s too good.)
Daily Fail – Link.
Janet Street-Walker’s Retort (also Daily Fail).
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Vlad must be shitting himself with that ‘powerful message’ 😂
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She might have done the decent thing and had it written on her abdomen. Then we could all have given her points out of ten.
I hate teasers.
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Perhaps if we buy this narcissistic brain donor a big box of Sharpies, she can solve the energy “crisis”, heal societal rifts, end all wars, cure all diseases and make politicians honest.
🤔
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More symbolism over substance.
“We live in the Age of the Cunt”…
I love it!
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Caprice, coffee and bacon sarnies for the lads. Chop chop.
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It’s pointless unless she turns around.
Of course I would, I’m a fucking disgrace.
But yes, celebs+social media+international crisis = here come the cunts.
All ‘look at me!’ cunts who should be given the electric chair.
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I remember this old broad!
Caprice!
The original pretty Vacant.
She always seemed a bit stunned?
Like she was just coming too after a operation
Or been clipped by a bus.
Who cares what she thinks about war,
Her opinions dont count for shite.
Youve got a big house host a family of Ukeys then if your so bothered about it?
Thought not.
Get fucked.
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Oh! Cuntybollocks, you would’nt, would you? The reason she’s not facing forward is because the fish pie is festering and spilling out. I understand the camera operator – (see, no gender assigned there)-was wearing an industrial mask at the time.. Sea gulls were hovering overhead.
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Hold your nose and go balls deep, don’t be so soft.
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Caprice Bourret – the “intellectual heavyweight” who stated she followed Manchester United because “she wanted to support a London soccer club”.
Fuckoff Caprice – stick to what you are good at – nothing.
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I’m sorry to say, Vernon, that I assumed Man United was a London football team as well, seeing as all their supporters live in London.
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To my shame I would still give the mad old mare a thorough seeing to – see how she likes a “weapon of ass destruction!” 😀
I’m a disgrace (what do you mean “yet again” – you scurrilous coves!”) – off now! 🏃♂️
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That header pic looks like that scene from the Shining
https://images.app.goo.gl/fas4sR6RQEq3AVkz5
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Fuck me, scrolling down those images there’s a “Decayed Lorraine Massey”, looks like Hesselcunt!
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I’ve had more challenging wanks
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Wasn’t this vacuous bint blowing Tony ‘Donkey’ Adams at one point?
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I much prefer Little Caprice. She even takes it up the arse.
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Superb
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The NHS is overwhelmed with people who have developed hearing problems thanks to the deafening sounds of slebs, footballers and politicians jumping on the latest bandwagon. This is usually followed by continuing bouts of nausea and projectile vomiting.
Give it a fucking rest for fucks sake.
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If you can get hold of clothing, or anything else, coloured yellow and blue you can make a fucking fortune flogging it to all the virtue signallers. 500% mark up at least. Might be a good idea to get hold of some candles at the same time.
Lovely jubbly. This time next month we could be millionaires!
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First that knob weeping about Calpol, now this person, who I’ve never heard of, ffs.
What colour is the virtue signalling flag today, has beens? Make sure you’re waving the right one or you might be cancelled!
Daft cunts.
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Gets them “likes” on social meeja.
This cunt couldn’t find Europe on a map never mind Ukraine.
Now let’s have a look at your saggy baps.
Then Fuck Off.
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Surely more FUBAR than FUWAR?
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Can’t be long until Dame Elton does something in a similar vein and is pictured with ” Fuck You,Putin” written on his cock…one way or another,I suspect it’ll be enough to distract Putin from all thoughts of Ukraine.
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He’d have to write on both sides, so I’ve been told, Lord Fiddler.
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Yep he’s be flat out writing FYP on his malodorous wrinkled item
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Slightly off topic.
Has anyone heard any words of wisdom or otherwise from Satan Bliar on the Ukraine crisis? 🤔
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He’ll make money out of it somehow the fuckin vulture.
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He is probably a director of a shady Russian firm contracted to rebuild Ukrainian homes, Barrattov Homeski.
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He’s been extremely quiet. His chum Welby interviewed him recently and he slithered away from the topic. Trouble is Moshe Kantor, Russian oligarch, massive donor to Jewish causes, helped to fund Tony’s Faith Foundation and is presumably still involved.
https://www.haaretz.com/jewish/MAGAZINE-how-putin-s-man-made-his-way-to-the-top-of-european-jewry-1.5395939
(Paywall, adblock block, but you get the idea)
And then there’s Victor Pinchuk. Ukrainian, but not very…
‘”Ukraine cannot be successful without Russia.”
Such equivocating stemmed from a harsh reality: Pinchuk’s fortune is tied to trade with Russia. Lest he forget that, Vladimir Putin’s regime recently imposed crippling tariffs on his core asset, the steel tube company Interpipe. His father-in-law is former Ukrainian president Leonid Kuchma, the onetime patron of Victor Yanukovych, the Moscow-backed president who just fled his own country and reportedly spirited off billions of dollars. Every logical fiber in Pinchuk’s formidably logical head dictated that he defend the status quo.’
(Forbes, 2014, just after the Maidan Revolution)
£320,000 at least to the Tony Blair Faith Foundation.
Blair was seen as backing Russia’s annexation of Chechnya, including the wrecking of Grozny. He advocated ignoring Ukraine in order to side with Russia in Syria, in 2014. Also wrecked.
Even Tony might be feeling a little sensitive on the subject, though that must be the first sign of a conscience he has ever given us.
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Whoring herself off the back of human suffering.
Oven
…then hell.
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