When you thought TV could not sink any lower than “Naked Attraction” or Rylan Clark, something more repulsive than ever appears that makes all decent people want to vomit uncontrollably, while around at Mr Davies’ he was watching Naked Attraction (fuck knows why), the adverts come on and what I saw was an advert for something called Toofoo, which I think is some kind of food freaks and subversive types eat, this fucking creature, I’m not sure what it was but Mr Davies who’s in his 80s shouted out “KILL IT WITH FIRE”, I would not recommend seeing the advert, it’s fucking scarred me for the rest of my life, I now fear a moustached, half caste tranny in a blonde wig will climb through my bedroom window to infect me with the AIDS, any cunt who likes this advert should be fucking sectioned immediately!!!
The Ad – Watch at your own risk!
(With no links provided and a spelling of “Toofoo”, I had to guess what you meant. Hope I guessed right – NA)
Nominated by: Captain Quimson
Seconded by : ElDiablo666
I have to second the above nomination, that advert is just wrong. Though, it might be worth including this point: why do our adverts, for anything, now include gays, lesbians, blacks, muslims, and such? Cant even have an adver for BLEACH without a badly-dubbed-over black or paki guy these days. Even the fucking Schofield adverts are better, and thats saying something.
I’ll see your Tofoo, and raise with a Yorkshire Pudding Pie!
Get in!
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Just watched the advert. It’s wrong on so many levels. You just wouldn’t buy anything that gets advertised like that.
Talking of adverts, always wanted a Maserati ( that’s the half wop in me ) and vowed to buy one if I ever had the money. Guess who they have as their “ ambassador “ or something?
That cunt Beckaham. His tattoos are looking shit.
Looks like I’m buying an Aston again.
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Soya and Tofoo turns you into a girly girl. Tits and all. Don’t give it to your sons. Itl be worse than sending him through the “education” system.
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I assume this abomination is a food group similar to ( as posted by some one recently ) Soylent Green,? Why in fucks name would anyone want to eat hand knitted arse fluff ?
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There is a ghastly advert for a company with the equally ghastly name of “Go Daddy” which is fronted by a black spiv, who looked as though he has crawled out of a 1940s film noir. There is no doubt that the dark keys, especially the more obnoxious ones, are flavour of the month with pansy ad “men” these days.
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Its eaten by teachers with dyed purple hair
Jeremy Corbyn
BBC media types
And actors that cry a lot.
It will drop your testosterone levels dangerously low
And youll start to like show tunes.
Avoid.
Get some hot pot down your neck instead.
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This ad needs to consigned to TV hell, along with the urban yodeling dark- keys of Domino’s Pizza.
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Mark Dice has done some YouTube videos recently explaining the current frenzy for woke advertising. Basically those acting on behalf of minority groups lobby companies and advertising agencies (and film/TV companies) to include diversity in their advertising. Cancellation is threatened if they do not comply. So a small percentage of a tiny minority dictate that we must have a quota of ethnics and perves in all content. This will continue until balls are grown and they are told to fuck off.
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Little prospect of balls being grown, unfortunately. It affects everything- even movies and tv programming have to have a quota of effniks. Amazon has mandated that a percentage of their new films have to be effniks.
Hence the spectacle of the new Amazon Lord of the Rings which will feature effnik dark-key elves and dwarves ( how cave dwellers become black, except through soot and dirt, is not explained). It will also feature a hobbit played by ISAC favorite, Lenny Henry. None of this is found in Tolkien.
Cunts.
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Mark Dice is quality entertainment.
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I can honestly say that TV advertising, over the years, is responsible for me stopping buying a lot more than encouraging me to check out a product or service. Particularly over the last 5 years or so. Ad men/women/whatever are clearly morons who think that pandering to a minority that won’t buy their shit anyway is somehow going to make up for all the white majority that look at the advert and think “hmmm, obviously it’s not for me”. Fuck ’em.
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Same reason I have stopped buying Ben and Jerry’s Ice- shit.
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I very occasionally use the Just-Eat app but you can bet your life that if I’d been introduced to it by that black pimp and his bunch of ho’s I wouldn’t have even checked it out. Even then, I have cut down considerably on using it. Although I wouldn’t hesitate to climb on top of the woman in the current adverts, she’s cute.
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Its shit anyway, fucking raw dough bleeeeow
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Please bring back the Shake And Vac lady, especially if she has breasts like lovely Lisa – let her shake away to her hearts content, showing those lovely wobbly orbs, and pert bottom, and if she doesn’t mind a bit of stocking and suspender showing. But please non-woke: I don’t wish to see Dawn Butler disporting herself like that.
I wish the spouse had got into the Shake and Vac habit – and looked more like Lisa. She looks more like David Lammy in build.
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I’m sure it must have been most upsetting for you and Mr.Davis to see a Sooty,Homosexual Veggie pop up half way through your viewing of “Naked Attraction”.Were you frightened that you’d missed both the full unveiling of the contestants……and the start of “Rue Paul’s Drag Race”?
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Well they got this add partly right. A foodstuff for mincers advertised by a mincer. Problem is, it’s a scientific fact that a dark key cannot digest anything other than a diet that consists mostly fried chiggun, transgender pillow biter or not. Still, it at least makes a change from the usual advertising myths that depict dark key fathers at home with they’re biatches and Caramac coloured kids, or dark keys worrying about which savings account is best for them as they plan for a future without drug dealing. What a load of unmitigated bollocks.
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Bought some of the Teriyaki Tofoo (as pictured) to try as it’s currently on offer in Tesco. Meh! Wish I’d seen the ad, if I had it might have put me off buying it and I’d have saved myself £2.15. Awful product both taste & texture wise.
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You would have been better off eating the box, Mr. D. It would probably have tasted better.
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It is especially nutritious, when sprinkled sparingly on REAL food.
When I see the word tofu, my mind says STFU…
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For some reason the shackle draggers do the most fantastic silken tofu dishes this from a committed carnivore.
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Trannydom seems to be the must-have advertising sort these days – which says more about the mincers and benders who these days work in Adand. Gone are the copywriters who wrote “That fresh clean smell says all is well – Lifeguard’s on parade” who probably lived with the wife and kids in CRoydon and lived a normal life. These days they are probably poofters called Tarquin and Sheridan who managed to scrape through a FE establishment rechristened as a university and scraped through with a C3 on Iranian Lesbian Tap-Dancing Studies, who actually know, or who are themselves, sexual deviants. Probably people who failed the BBC intelligence tests for BBC3, or didn’t lick Starmer’s arse enough.
AS regards thisproduct and it’s starnge object advertising it – I bet a lot of the shadow cabinet eat it by the ton and has a wank whilst doing so. If they get into government we will see it in their expenses – assuming of course, the fad lasts another 2 or 3 years.
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Interesting theory about the wanking, perhaps “special sauce” improves the flavour? That’s where Dickie went wrong.
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This advert for whatever this shit is highlights the racism of the media. The only way that blacks, mixed race and deviants can be cast in adverts, out of all proportion to their demographic, is by racism against whites.
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Advertising … the corrupt and morally degenerate agencies that pollute the minds of everyon. The fuckers that operate these powerful organisations are the scum influencing the way that people perceive the world. Totally and utterly wrong on every level.
I still maintain that people should be removed from adverts so as not to cause offence … oh and that includes cartoon characters, animals (real or otherwise) transgender ferrets, donkeys with Scottish accents etc.
I fuckin’ hate the world of advertising … despicable, loathsome cunts!
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Good idea about removing people, animals etc from adverts. Make them plain and simple with no irritating jingles just a picture of the product and a truthful description of what it is/does and a RRP (so you know how big a mark up the effnik corner shop has put on it).
Imagine how much better a Shake n Vac advert would be with just an onscreen photo of a tube of the stuff with a statement along the lines of “Mask the stench of that dog sh!t you accidentally trod into the carpet with the overpowering pong of rotting lemon scented Shake n Vac. Now only £1.99 for 250g”. Beats some dozy old bint sashaying around the room singing about putting the freshness back.
Or Andrex without the cute puppies “Four roll Andrex multipack now only £3.00. Unlike cheaper bog roll brands it doesn’t put splinters in your @rse”.
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As for donkeys with Scottish accents, Blackford’s gob resembles a lamprey
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Well at least many of the comments on Youtubes regarding this abomination are entertaining.
Personally i think the advert and it’s truly fucking disgusting content would be vastly improved by the addition of an anti tank grenade being lobbed into it.
The dirty cunts.
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Soya bean curd…seriously?
I’ll eat my hat if Fray Bentos come out with a tinned pie version. It’ll taste better I’m sure.
Feargal ✅
Uphill gardener ✅
Woke ✅
Full House for the mentally deficient.
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Eat da to foo!!☻
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All this woke, blm, vegany, tranny faggot shit really is the case of the tail wagging the dog, these limp wristed, jazz hands cunts make me want to hurl.
This is the start of the watering down of human DNA, it wont be to long a couple of hundred years and these weak arsed fucks wont be able to have kids and will be some sort of heshe abomination that would be better off exterminated.
Eating shit like Tofu will be the cause, i bet you didnt know that rinky dinks [always those dirty, untrustworthy cunts] mix actual human shit into their tofu to help it ferment and give it the desired aroma.
Apparently it stinks, washed down with a can of Surstromming [ also stinks] and start booking you own funeral.
Let them eat Quorn the cunts….
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If I were Master of the Quorn, I’d sue
however produces Quorn for defamation.
It’s more Berkshire (Hunt), IMHO.
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Argh my eyes are so offended by the gayhalfcastetranspeacefulpakilesbibicunt eating spicy, toasted dog shit!
Unkle Terry is gonna need a bigger oven!
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Meanwhile though you can’t advertise on the BBC, YOU CAN if you enjoy acts of appalling depravity. Every day, virtually, they have some strange man/woman/thing advertising their vileness. here’s today’s:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/p0bprn0q
Worse than bumfuckery I’d say.
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Against my better judgment I felt compelled to watch this travesty (? transvesty).
Nearly puked up my breakfast.
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One day, the Sun (the shining ball of gas kind, not the daily arse-wipe kind) will burn up all it’s juice, turn into a red giant & consume the Earth.
It’s inevitable & unavoidable …& it will finally put a stop to this fucking festering pool of dogshit. Good fucking Riddance.
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Well if that’s what it does to you, I for one shall avoid it like the plague.
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Just watched it, he looks like Rick James after a four day crack binge before he started to torch his bitch, super freak, super freak.
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Seems like there is a lot of this mental illness about.
This fucking freak is getting a counting all of its own.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10520757/Biden-taps-non-binary-drag-queen-look-nuclear-waste.html
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I’m afraid the West is mentally ill, Odin.
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Absolutely gorgeous.
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Yes I saw this Odin. The stuff of both nightmares and comedy. His err Their mustache is the kicker.
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Non binary = attention seeking cunt, no pronoun necessary
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I don’t really know what this stuff is made of, but its name conjures up an image of some goo with the consistency of plasticine; the kind of stuff which wouldn’t flush.
Morning all.
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Just seen it. I Had to go and stare in the local butchers window for 10 mins to calm me down.
If you watch it and feel affected or ‘troubled’, I suggest repeated watchings of the ‘Eat meat and dairy’ ad on GBnews.
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If I were Master of the Quorn, I’d sue
however produces Quorn for defamation.
It’s more Berkshire (Hunt), IMHO.
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It’s fine having a weird looking soot advertise this shit, only cunts would buy it anyway and Blicks who mistake it for chiggun nuggets.
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I watched the advert and was a little sick in my mouth.
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While it’s bad it’s nowhere near as bad as the Cadbury’s Cream Egg advert.
Can’t look at a CCE without wanting to projectile vomit.
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