The Queen

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The Queen.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10498195/Prince-Charles-tests-positive-Covid-forced-self-isolation.html

No “Do not resuscitate” note put on her chart as she’s dumped out of a hospital to die alone in a care-home for Her Majesty…a fucking team of Doctors monitoring the old Bag 24 hours a day,no doubt. Shame her team of Doctors weren’t available to look after other Old Cunts instead of crawling around kissing the arse of the “Big Boss” of spoiled,stupid, greedy parasites that she calls family.

Shove the old trout in some dank high-rise flat with drug-dealing Sooties on one side and Muzza taxi-driving child-botherers on the other…or,better still,round up her and her fucking clan and ship them all off to a cosy cellar in Yekaterinburg.

She’s a ruddy marvel, ain’t she

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

121 thoughts on “The Queen”

  2. A Lady who by no fault of her own was born into a slightly dysfunctional family. I think that her role has been stage managed for the profit of the Governments ( all ) and she has played her part very well.

    I fear that upon her passing, we have a rum lot to contend with, and none will ever be able to fill her shoes .

    Cunt away gentlemen. But not me.

    • Agreed. I am no ardent royalist, but nature abhors a vacuum, so what exactly would happen if the Firm were to be “wound up”? Some plastic presidency, fucking gobby politicians, or some fathead-fuckwit like Beckham, Lineker, Price, the frilly little poove with boot-blacked hair and Shergar’s teeth…??

      • FFS you guys! I can’t fathom your argument, it’s illogical. Do you not believe in democracy? Because surely primogeniture is its very opposite. Consider that one of her ancestors was mad as a shitehouse rat but there was no way to get rid of him. Same applies to her. Consider also that the USA as a republic went from a grubby no-account colony to number one military and economic power in less than a dozen generations. This despite the fact that they have had some right rum coves as president along the way. I rest my case.

      • arfurbrain@ Democracy? We have a Democracy? Well sort of I suppose, but look at the list of cunts touting for our votes.

    • I totally agree. There are far bigger cunts than her – Anna Soubry, Jess Phillips, Angie Rayner, Janet Street-Porter, AnalEase Dodds, that dreadful woman who makes with the announcements on London Buses, Claudia Winkleman, Madonna, Cherie Booth-Blair, those psuedo-intellectual American wimminz professors Wreless 4 dredge up, Rosie Jones, Jeni Murray, The Spouse etc etc but not Her Majesty

  3. I wonder if she has ever said ‘fuck’

    She congratulated the curling teams on their medals at the Winter Olympics….

    ‘Congratulations to mens and womens curling teams, whatever the fuck that is, yours HRH’

    • I imagine the closest would be ‘blimey’, as Philip donged her royal snatch back in the day.

    • Probably. Her sister was lip read saying “wheres my fucking fags” to her butler while walking along the beach in Mauritius.

      • Mustique sucking on John Bindon’s large cock old Bitto got a visit from MI5 to never mention it again, he never did what the fuck they said they would do to shut up one of the most feared gangster enforcers ever the mind boggles.

  4. I think that Fiddler is smarting from missing out in the Honours List – yet again.
    ‘Hell hath no fury like Fiddler scorned’.

  5. The longest reigning British monach and about the sixth world wide. God bless her and all who sail in her.
    I dread the day when she pegs it and Charlie boy takes over.
    She has been consistent and not put a foot wrong in her long and distinguished right.
    God Bless you ma’am.
    .

    • I thought she looked cute with her family giving a nazi salute…

      Happier simpler times.😁

    • Not put a foot wrong Fonty? You mean she has the wit to keep her head down and her flap shut, unlike her idiot offspring?

    • She was a contrick 1984 schill fuck her, but bugger lugs the eco warrior will be far worse hope he will be the final nail for the whole lot of the cunts.

  6. The Don of a gangster family..money/power/land/property…..just look at the history of any poor fucker who gets involved with this lot and doesn’t toe the line…..Morte….☠️

  8. HRH Lizardbreath ll ?
    Our monarch?
    Fiddler you despicable monster.

    Shes 95yrs old, and is a role model to many in this country having never done a days work in her fuckin life .

    Doubt she’ll see Christmas,
    Now that shes a widow she’ll deteriorate fast,
    Not bother getting dressed
    Or popping in her teeth an combing her hair.

    Andrew has already been going through her jewellery box and popping into Cash Convertors.

    I cant take that bush whisperer Charles as king.
    Hes a joke,
    Best just disband the house of Windsor,
    Mostly weirdos…

    • Charlie boy is hoping Covid will finish her Maj off so is holding out from taking the battery out of her personal alarm and loosening the shower hand rail.

    • Agree 100% Mis. Obviously you have also noticed that these fuckers who have never done a stroke in their lives and have a flunky to squeeze the tooth paste and wipe their arses, have a life expectancy twenty years greater than you and me.

    • Evening MNC

      None of us will see Christmas the way Putin is carrying on.

      Ideally skip a generation when Her majesty passes. That Kate gives me the horn.

      • Evening Wanksock.

        Putin?
        Just a bumboy throwing a tantrum.
        He’ll come unstuck sooner or later.
        Choke on a dildo or get blood poisoning from a hamster trapped in his tripes.

  10. Wimmin can be right conniving fucks. They play the pretense of darling angel but would definitely poison your cornflakes to get back at you for calling them an unloved dumpy cumbucket.

    Imagine having MI6 and a few roid addict SAS types at your disposal. Bet she’s ordered at least one snarky cunt have their fingernails ripped out and thrown in the Thames during her reign.

  11. I’m hoping she holds on until Charlie throws a seven.
    It’d be nice to have a relatively young Monarchy, instead of some pensioner.

    • King Jugears? No thank you.
      Queen Camilla? No fucking way

      Pass the crown to Wills and Kate. At least they’re popular unlike these two old twats.

      • but “King Jugears” is next in line…if you believe in hereditary monarchy you must be happy to get whoever is “entitled” regardless..even if they were a dribbling idiot,presumably

      • Or a baby – Henry VI was only 8 months old at the time of his accession.

        The youngest British monarch at the start of her reign was Mary Queen of Scots, who became queen aged 6 days!

        The oldest to ascend the throne was William IV, aged 64 years 10 months.

        Jug Ears looks set to break that record by a cuntry mile.

      • Baby King Henry might also have been a dribbling idiot. Sadly I have been unable find any historical reference to that effect.

      • Morning Dick. 🌞

        Holiday a bit of a disaster as it happens. Our two man /woman /gender neutral tent blew away on the first day. Had to take refuge in a hotel called Walwick Hall. Unable to access ISAC cos the hotel Wi-Fi blocked it for some inexplicable reason – same with Pornhub* strangely enough…

        * Other purveyors of online filth are available.

      • Walwick Hall,eh?….I wouldn’t be seen dead in Walwick Hall,of course….not classy enough for me but a revelation for you,I’m sure.

      • Indeed. I wasn’t aware indoor plumbing existed north of Scunthorpe, not to mention cutlery!

        Hotel didn’t hold a candle to Willy Stroker’s boarding house though.

  12. It seems to me that as UK Head of State Her Majesty might reasonably expect rather better healthcare provision than the suggested “dank high-rise flat with drug-dealing Sooties on one side and Muzza taxi-driving child-botherers on the other”.

    I therefore cannot endorse this cunting, which I attribute to a possible confusion of Queens by the nominator, specifically with the late HM Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother. On the other hand, after her habitual surfeit of gin and Dubonnet, that “old trout” would probably have found a “cosy cellar in Yekaterinburg” perfectly agreeable and more than likely tremendous fun to boot.

  13. Shes starting to resemble ET a bit nowadays.
    Makes her more appealing.
    More camera friendly.

    Shes done well not to get a hump like Theresa May!
    A hunchback in a skirt is a terrible sight to behold.

    Poor Theresa
    Never filled a bra
    But a 48dd hump.

  14. If nothing else, the Queen is a cunt for giving birth to Prince Andrew.

    And for all those boring, platitudinous, woke Xmas Day broadcasts.

  15. Totally disagree with this post.
    You are clearly deeply ashamed to be British.

    At least she leads by example rather than beering it up or having Friday night drink parties.

    Are you a member of the SNP or the Labour Party by any chance? Your views seem to suggest this.

    Perhaps you prefer President Blair or Supreme Leader Corbyn instead?

    • Id prefer all of them,
      Royals, politicians of all stripes on the scaffold.
      All parasites,
      All leech off this country.
      The last honest man in parliament was Oliver Cromwell.

      Hang em high
      Then have a street party!!😀👍

    • At least if we had President Blair or Supreme Leader Corbyn we could vote them out and not have to keep their extended family for years.

      Ashamed to be British…what makes you think that?..being proud to be British doesn’t depend on slavishly worshipping the oh-so-“British” Saxe -Coburg and Gotha clan…I am proud to be British but I’m certainly not proud that we,as a Country,still bow and scrape to such a family

      I am not a member of any political party…I’m prepared however to sometimes say that the Tories are not always right and the Labour party are not always wrong…shock! horror !…

      You should be ashamed of being so pompous as to assume that you can judge my patriotism or political views

      • @Dio…we also can’t vote out the Windsors,can we?…would you be happy to have an unelected King Andrew ?

        How you can possibly believe that a family should, just through an accident of birth, have the right to be Head of State rather than someone who is elected is beyond me….even if “President Corbyn” were to be elected..well,if that’s what the majority want,,,that should be what the majority get…..or does “democracy” only work when it deliver the result that you like?

      • What have dictators got to do with the price of fish? As long as presidential elections are held every 5 or 6 years I don’t see the problem. The UK is not Russia.

    • I am proud to be British Dioclese, but there are things of which I am ashamed. Examples are a licence to watch TV, ex-servicemen sleeping on the streets and the retention of the monarchy. But pray tell, how the fuck would Blair or Corbyn garner the votes to become president?

      • Fuckme! You need to ask that when we have the likes of Abbott, Lammy and Starmer in the House?

      • Difference is Moggie, that the three examples you give gather their votes from small areas of London where there are a significant proportion of weirdos who think their way. A president would be gathering votes from across the UK where there are still plenty of normal people.

      • But you know that results would be massively skewed in favour of a cunt that most of the country would pay to avoid. Look at the UKIP vote and how many seats they got, against the fucking SNP.

      • But Moggie if you had a vote across the country, as in the 2016 Brexit referendum, the person with the most votes would be elected. The fringe weirdos would be blown out and as in the Brexit result they would just have to suck it up.

    • She’s a cunt, I’m a white English man from Nottinghamshire and proud but they are a bag of shite just like the excrement in both the lower and upper houses selling our country out to anyone with big pockets. Fuck contrick big pharma gates and the Ukraine.

  16. She’ll soon be going down to meet Hades and she can take the rest of her parasitical family with her.

  17. Who gives a fuck.

    Make way for the Prince of darkness Harry, sperm of Hewitt, and twinkly bucket lips Darkie Markie, with Randy Andy bringing up the rear and bonnie prince Charlie and William having a spit roast with Camilla and Kate, oooooerrr missus, yes please.

      • It’s a shame that inconsiderate Cunt Putin has chosen to derail my nom….it had the potential to be a good ‘un.

      • Putin obviously invaded the Ukraine just to derail your nom.

        Anyone can see that.

        Wake up! (just keeping up with some of our more eccentric posters 😉

  18. The Queen does a great job. She’s no parasite. I’m sure she’d rather be a private person without a 24/7 public life. Must be draining.

  19. Well well, the peasants are revolting. The Queen is a rock for this country and don’t forget it’s hers, all hers.

    God save the Queen.

    The rest of them can fuck off though.

    Andrew gives lizards a bad name.

    Charles, not really king material is he?

    Harry the annoying nob end and his wife who we don’t mention.

    William is a bit of a cardboard cutout.

    Princess Anne keeps herself i the background and she gets my vote as the next monarch.

    I’m afraid HRH hasn’t long left but she should be able to fit in a long weekend in fiddlers council house garden beating the peasant.

    • Anne would make a rubbish queen, I really don’t believe her heart is in it and I wouldn’t wish it upon her.

    • Not sure Anne would be a good fit with the supporters of monarchy. They’re a pretty conservative bunch with old fashioned morals and Anne has seen more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

  20. It’s a bit like Myra Hindley getting whisked straight to hospital for her cancer treatment.
    No waiting lists for infamous child murderers.
    Nor monarchs and their entitled rubbish.
    A muddled hive of privelege.

  21. 2022,all the bowing, scraping and forelock tugging to our so called betters, the ultimate scrounging bastards of all time, truely fucking pathetic

  22. The Queen Mum made a good old age by having her blood replaced by Gin and virgins blood every three weeks…on the tax payer of course (Gawd bless er, did a lot for the country etc)

    Maybe Her Maj should hit the bottle and start looking east for fresh blood to refill the old tank?

    In the end, no matter how rich and greedy you are, The Reaper comes a callin and you have no choice but to follow him.

  23. I was worried sick when they said she had covid. Anyway, she’s on ‘light duties’.
    Can anyfucker imagine what light duties are for someone who has never done a hands turn in her fucking life?
    And no. Being anti monarchy doesnt make you anti British. That’s the good old racist/tranny/homophobe/Islamophobe tainting. I am surprised to see it here.

    • Imagine having to meet and greet all those hideous war mongerers and dictators, including but not limited to, Russian Presidents.
      Imagine wanting to give them a swift knee in the divide between Nations.
      I admire her restraint.

  24. I’m rather surprised that someone of minor aristocratic lineage as Lord Fiddler should be anti-monarchy. Are you perhaps a little bitter at not being invited to Buckingham Palace garden parties any more Dick? What about Balmoral in August, or Sandringham at Christmas? No longer invited?
    Well why not build bridges by inviting Her Madge to storp orf for a week chez vous at Fiddler Towers en route to Balmoral each summer? This would give you the opportunity to deflower each and every Lady-in-Waiting within Her Majesty’s vast entourage (Ladies-in-waiting-for-Dick). They’re all plum-in-the-mouth, and everyone knows that posh birds are the dirtiest. Surely the chance to commit sordid acts of sexual depravity with willing participants in your dungeon would be right up your street?
    I think you’re missing out mate.

  25. I just wish HM does not benefit from the tender ministrations of the World beating NHS as did my dear late Mama (96).
    Empty ward, no sign of any doctors or nurses for several hours. I call out asking where everybody is. Patients hiding beneath their sheets. No answer. Barely literate Rumanian orderly suddenly appears at my mother’s bedside. Mumbles something like “Would you like something to calm you down dear?
    In the same breath whips a syringe into her arm then fucks off. The old mater is brown bread within ten minutes. I kiss her then inform the ward
    “She’s dead you cunts”
    Silence for a few minutes then the Rumanian cunt returns with a bodybag on a trolley and removes her dentures and gives them to me along with her wedding ring. Asks me if she has any metal prosthetics in her body then zips her up in the body bag and offski. Says on the way out
    “I gotta get move on before she stiffens up”.
    Fuck me, happy days. Shortly there after the cunt returns and changes the bed and sprays around a bit of disinfectant. Then life returns to ward, nurses put in appearance and even a doctor peeks in.
    With the deepest of respect Your Majesty, if some Rumanian cunt comes to give you an injection tell him to fuck orf.

    • Oh and if you think I missed out the bit about the hospital chaplain sitting me down with a nice cup of tea and a kind word Fuck Off. Could not get me out of there fast enough and get in the next punter. Indeed saw the poor old cunt being pushed in in a wheelchair on my way out. Sod him, I did not mark his card about the injection.

      • Very sorry to read your sad tale Limply, but thanks for sharing it with us. One favoured method of despatch in hospital I’m afraid, the other being no drinks leading to rapid dehydration amongst the elderly. My mother-in-law went out the same way as your mother; my mother had the good fortune to have a coronary and go out within minutes. As for the chaplain, those vultures get a gleam in their eye when they think you’re down. Best to keep clear.

  26. I think the “Queen” is ace… super smashing sublime. What cunt could you get to do her job? An elected president? Just be another nose in the trough politician playing to the twitter crowd. Love ya Mam.

      • Cheaper than which President?…I doubt that she’s cheaper than some of the African/South American Presidents…if you mean American,,well,yes,she probably is…but I suspect that American Presidents have a bit more responsibility than someone who opens the odd Public toilet,eats cucumber sandwiches and waves at the gullible mugs who still kiss her arse.

      • Quite right. If you dont count the multiple palaces, staff and parasitic extended family. And the personal wealth which runs into 100s of millions despite being paid by us.
        Cheap as fuck.

      • How about Mugabe, Putin, Idi Admin, Yameh, Van der Lyen, Assad to name but a few. Cheap as chips that lot…

        The Queen gets expenses for official duties. Money that she never actually sees as it’s paid direct.

        You want to host receptions for some of these cunts you claim to despise? You want to be jetting all over the world being nice to some of these cunts?

        You want to live your life with constant armed security never out of the public eye?

        No, thought not…

      • “You want to host receptions for some of these cunts you claim to despise? You want to be jetting all over the world being nice to some of these cunts?

        You want to live your life with constant armed security never out of the public eye?”

        Don’t understand your point….I think you’re getting a bit confused….where do I say that I want to host receptions for people that I claim to despise?…and what the fuck does armed security have to do with anything?

        Instead of thinking “No,thought not”,you’d do better to think “what the fuck am I on about”

      • PS…You really should stop assuming that you know what I’m thinking.

        While I’m on the subject of your amazing ability to know my beliefs…when have I ever expressed even a modicum of support for the S.N.P as you claimed in an earlier post ?

      • Calm down Dickie. Calm down.

        Perhaps you should express your views more clearly instead of just taking the piss all the time? That way we wouldn’t have to guess what you’re thinking.

        Your assumed artistrocratic ‘persona’ says all I need to know. Perhaps you suffer from an inferiority complex?

        As regards self contradiction, you might perhaps review your own comments before casting stones at others.

        Just politely asking…

      • “Calm down” indeed….coming from someone who takes the bait and screams hysterically if anyone dares to contradict you is a bit rich….your “Covid” meltdown was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on here.

        I may well suffer from an “inferiority complex” but at least I’m not sufficiently delusional as to imagine that a dead child is talking to me,eh.

        Politely responding to your concerns.

  27. Queen?
    Don’t recall voting for her, but the girl can throw a cracking nazi salute.
    Fuck this, off on holiday – back in a month or so, all being well.

  28. Oh good old Queen Lizzy – the only person in Britain whose turd does not stink (allegedly).

    One of the best cuntings in a long time.

  30. I half expected the wicked old Baggage to croak on the day my nom. came out….just to make me look bad.

    Betty Windsor can tongue my puckered ringpiece.

    • She snuffs it tomorrow,
      Trips over a corgi and breaks her withered regal neck?

      Your name will be shit on here Dick!!
      Hehehe 😀

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