The Winter Olympics
The only good thing about the Winter Olympics is that you get hours of television without seeing a black person, and as it is on the BBC you do not have to suffer adverts showing Pakistanis landing airplanes in their living room.
Other than that it is a wankfest.
What the fuck is curling all about?
I can understand the principles of the game but why have people with brooms?
What next?
Lawn green bowls with a team that has a couple of guys with hover mowers?
The ski jumping is nonsense.
Camera angles make it look a lot more dangerous than it actually is.
It’s not even about who can jump the farthest.
It’s marked on style and technique.
There is also something called a telemark that has to be ‘hit’.
The rules seem to have been made up by a committee.
The skiing race where the competitors have to stop now and then to shoot at a target.
Two totally unrelated disciplines.
You may as well have a 10,000 meter race at the Summer Olympics where the runners have to stop after every lap and throw 101 with 3 darts.
Ice dancing.
Triple lutz, double salco, one and a half axel.
It’s all the fucking same.
Nobody can tell the difference.
But how did ice dancing originate?
A young couple looking over a frozen lake in Scandinavia.
“Do you fancy a dance?”
“On the fucking ice? Don’t be a cunt, it’s slippy. I will go arse over tit”
Padding out the games by dreaming up unlikely things you can do on snow and ice.
Going down an icy slope head first on a tea tray.
Going down an icy slope feet first on a tea tray.
Coming next……
Going down an icy slope on all fours with a tulip stuck up your arse, on a tea tray.
Downhill skiing on a short course, then a medium course, then a long course and now a GIANT course.
And why ski through gates that easily collapse when hit?
Make it more realistic and introduce the possibility of serious injury by having them ski around big pine trees.
Fuck the Winter Olympics and fuck the stupid cunts that turn up to watch it with their cow bells.
Nominated by The Artful Cunter…
And here’s ElDiablo666 with some thoughts on the summer edition:
Can I add the summer Olympics into this too? Both are pointless and stupid. Opening ceremony costs a fortune, the whole torch-relay we had as stupid. On top of that, try getting a ticket to see anything if you didnt buy it 25 years in advance. Half the teams are full of people who arent even from their country too. And with the rule against amateurs, theres no Eddie The Eagle or Jamaican Bobsleigh team anymore. Whats more, they want to add in new shit like breakdancing and other non-sports. Fuck the whole thing.
I thought curling was pinching off a brown loaf on the ice.
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I think it’s a nice change to see Pàkis landing a plane safely…. Normally they’re trying to blow them up.
The advert is a massive cunt though.
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the cunts aren’t even “landing” it – they’re just talking to the pilot. Big fucking deal. EE are cunts.
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Kevin Bacon thought it was unbelievable. Haha.
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What kind of cunt rushes home from work to watch Curling ? or the people that participate in it.
Did they wake up one morning and think “ you know what , i was born to do Curling “ 🥱🥱🥱
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Tarquin and Robin.
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There is one black – a BBC presenter – of course
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hm. Yes, in all my time skiing I’ve probably seen one sooty. And he was on a school trip – useless at skiing.
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Sorry to tell the Artful Cunter i’ve been enjoying it. Makes a change from the endless parade of losers we have to tolerate telling everyone about their mental elves and blaming the white man for everything.
Everything will be back to normal soon and then I can go back to ignoring the TV again.
At least every other cunt on skis or a toboggan isn’t taking a knee.
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The Be Black Corporation insists on looking at ‘New American Sports’ to be added to the olympics.
Basketball bleuuggh (no longer amateurs)
Baseball (no longer amateurs)
Football is or isn’t for amateurs?
Then you have skiing on a skateboard
Then super gay jumping on a skateboard
Roller blading on a skateboard
Basketball on a skateboard
Fishing on a skateboard
Fencing on a skateboard
Anything on a fucking skateboard so USA gets a gold medal
Then stupid stuff such as hotdog eating at 200m underwater (yes….on a fucking skateboard)
ad nauseum…
Oh and tennis is for pro’s now and not amateurs.
The whole thing is wank beyond belief.
Just like FIFA
Still get cricket in the olympics (winter preferably) maybe the Yanks will win it (provided it played on a skateboard)
Cunts
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I thought that said fisting on a skateboard
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LOL you saw what you wanted to see.
Yes fasting on a skateboard
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The African teams ought to be good at fasting.
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I like the winter Olympics.
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Be hard to take the knee on skis.
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Same here Cuntamus Prime
I enjoy both the summer & winter olympics.
Yes the IOC is mired in corruption and back handers (as all major sport is – there’s always some cunt on the fiddle), but the sport is exciting.
I have real admiration for anyone prepared to lie belly down on a tea tray and throw themselves head first down an ice run at 50mph (skeleton).
The snowboarding tricks in the halfpipe are marvelous, even if I can’t tell the difference between a ‘backwards 1080’ and a ‘chicken salad’ !
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Whats a backwards 1080? A 0801 sdrawkcab, of course!
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Not watched any olympics for years total shitfest I wouldn’t watch any of these sports any other time so why start now
Although saying that I can’t wait for the winter spacalympics can’t wait to see those wheelchairs whizzing down the ski jump
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I haven’t watched any Olympics since I used them as an excuse in 1984 (Los Angeles) to stay up and get my new girlfriend’s knickers off. To be fair, I didn’t really see any then either. I’d watch it if the wheelchairs were rigged like the rocket powered Mini that was sent off a ski jump in Top Gear.
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I’m looking forward to the wheelchair ski jump in the Paralympics.
I’ve got a bet on for two fatalities at 300/1.
Come on !!!!
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Well fuck a duck, I just looked it up and they do indeed have contraptions for skiing! Mental.
I found this too: https://youtu.be/TM1zVcPrP2s
A bloke with only one leg. One leg, and no arms. Doing bloody backstroke! There’s a thalidomide chum in there too.
Pretty entertaining actually. I was expecting a couple to be fished out with nets.
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The thing about the Paralympics is that they’re not fair.
They compare apples with oranges.
Some bird with half an arm, but two perfectly good legs is allowed to compete in a race against some bird with two whole arms, but a prosthetic leg.
Where the fuck is that fair?
Until the competitors are alike, forcible amputations if needed, they shouldn’t be allowed to compete!
That’ll put the fuckers off and save us a couple of weeks of boredom.
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The chap with only a leg was beating the pack! I guess having less limbs makes you more aerodynamic. Perhaps they should add some fake limbs back on?
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Also some might be ex military the other one was Brenda from the estate who just got picked out from the crowd by Jeremy Beadle. What ever you say don’t shake a leg.
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Ive never watched any Olympics in my life.
Ive other ways to bore myself into a coma.
And the winter Olympics is no different.
Did we get gold in snowman building?
Snowball shotput?
An its in chinky land isnt it?!!
Bat soup all round.
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ever watched olympics in the USA?
so in UK if you watch the marathon (fantastic it is) we have no one in it but we’ll stay with it for over 2 hours watching which kenyan is going to win.
In the USA every day is ‘edited’, then out it goes. And yes you will never watch any event unless an American wins. On the odd occasions it is live, an event or heat will be paused and cut to commercial or other event if the USA competitor(s) don’t win. Even if they get a silver or bronze it is just ignored and the National Anthem of whichever country wins is muted out and they show footage of an American winning the event 2yrs ago or something else.
It is utterly distasteful and horrendous to watch. Tennis is amazing I remember they put hours of the 200lb ‘I’ve had a child’ on winning wimbledon or something when she got knocked out in the olympics. Just her playing and nothing else for hours and hours as filler until the yanks won an event.
Fuckin mental. It became A MEGA WANKFEST…..
(with cheese)
Cunts
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We as a country benefitted from the London Olympics back in the mists of 2012. We benefitted by acquiring loads of athalet’s from all over the third world when the bastards done a bunk.
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Bb@ – We are still paying the 2012 debt off as well.
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Ah yes, I remember it well.
That useless cunt and self confessed newt molester ‘Red’ Ken Livingstone telling us how exciting two weeks of personality-free entities running, jumping and throwing shit would be for us plebs. And all for the price of a walnut whip.
Well, I don’t know about you lot, but I’m guessing that £24Bn buys a walnut whip roughly the size of Everest.
Add the £300m loss that the government sold the, athlete’s village off to overseas developers to fill with illegals and the disruption to everyone’s lives and we are getting closer to £30Bn.
Never, ever again. What an utter waste of our cash.
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I remember the London Olympics in 2012 – I was proud of the effort, patriotism and success our athletes had, I was also simultaneously infuriated that unless you knew “the right people” people here in the UK you had to engage in an online lottery where you had to pay a huge lump of cash but were not allowed to choose which event you watched, as everyone else around the world could just by booking whichever event they wanted to see – but, hey – only another 9 years or so and the taxpayer will have finally paid the cost back – cracking value for a few gold painted postboxes.
And I remember the spineless, corrupt, piss weak IOC stating that Russian Federation pin cushions, sorry, “athletes” being caught time after time for blatant, universal and ongoing State sponsored drug cheating and these rats being allowed to compete under a “neutral flag”, The Russian Olympic Committee or some such nonsense so basically fuck all done to stop people who had grafted all their lives being beaten by dirty cheats.
And they have been caught doing it – yet again – at the genocide games, but because she was only an ickle girl it’s important not to ruin her career, apparently.
What a crock of fucking shite, but the audience figures are through the floor, the athletes are complaining about some “alleged pro China bias and dirty tricks” (the very thought!) and the sponsors and advertisers are not happy with the negative PR and not enough mugs tuning to the 2022 Berlin Olympics.
The people have spoken, and they have said “fuck this shitfest”.
And I’m with them on that.
But, a moment of silent gravitas for the terrible news from virus land – apparently four unfortunate Men named Bob have been slayed..
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The Olympics, Summer and Winter, have been a pile of cunt for years.
Over- politicised, corrupt, expensive wank- fests. Full of preening, drugged up cheats and corrupt officials.
I’d stick the whole lot in Uncle Terry’s oven.
Dickheads.
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And eurovision is a bag of shite these days too.
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It always fucking was even Tez chucked the teddie out of the prom.
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I’ll agree on Eurovision. The odd freakish act was not really worth sitting through hours of dodgy ballads and cringeworthy Eurotrash presenters.
people of my generation who insist on having Eurovision parties are boring benders and told a few so when this shit comes around.
‘No thanks. Eurovision is a load of boring, camp shit’.
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I’d watch the 22 Mile Shitty canoe Olympics but the Afgans would be in the final with the Syrians.
Hoo-eee, what a bunch of cunts.
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I watch it purely for the women’s speed skating, Big thighs and Arses every where, that and the welcome lack of Blacks.!
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Womens Ice Dance!! The gaping crotch on landing from a triple axle!!
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The horn.
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I used to ski a lot when I lived in Switzerland and loved it but as a spectator sport I think it is a real turnoff. One of the few times the Swiss got excited was when one of their champions like Erika Hess or Pirmen Zurbriggen (no I did not invent that name) were whizzing down the piste. They would gather round the television and ooh and aah at every turn. As far as I recall, ski jumping arose in Finland where there is lots of snow but no mountains so someone came up with the idea.
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2 blasts from the past.
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I couldn’t give a fat rat’s arse about any of it, if these cunts want to dedicate their lives to it, then knock themselves out & crack on. Fortunately, the shit pump does have other channels so there’s no need to try & decipher whatever the fuck Hazel Irving is saying, or understand why a former middle distance runner, Steve Cram, is now the cunting curling expert or spend any time whatsoever wondering who the fucking nonentity niche sport ‘experts’ are.
Naturally, because just like ‘woke-ism’, the Winter Olympics is currently flavour of the month, those utter cunts at the BBC have got several winter sports ‘get into…’ guides on their sport pages – curling being one of ’em. So maybe get yourself over there, Artful, & soak up a spot of left wing indoctrination before curling a stone (of shit) down in the ‘house’…
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I like to go on the piste occasionally.
But its all downhill from there..
Music!!!
https://youtu.be/PJZnuT6ACV4
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I trump you with south west chav culture https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u6h8_b_N6Ig
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‘With greasy hair & sweaty bums, they’d never heard of Boddingtons’
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I think hazel Irvine looks well shagable for a women of nearly 57
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Hazel is a hatchet-faced sea hag.
I’d rather shag Eddie Irvine.
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Just watched Cram and his Missus win on Pointless, now the jackpot is a feeble £2500 and this Cunt donated it to a charity of his choice in fuckin Africa.!!! Alexander Armstrong should have walked over and Fobbed in his face.! I wonder how man Gun’s that amount buys.?
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I couldn’t give a fuck about it.
What does intrigue me is what the commentators on extremely obscure and deeply unloved sports do for the rest of the year after the Games are over..
Oh wait,of course,they are on the BBC gravy train and get paid enough to do fuck all.
Bring on the cripple bobsleigh.
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The Parkinson’s Archery, that should be fun.
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Alzheimers Javelin, thrown into audience by mistake! Jesus admin, still moderated?
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Never had the slightest interest in organised sport, be it football, cricket, rugby, swimming or fucking tiddlywinks. All of it stunningly fucking boring, the French word ennui entirely appropriate. Also the whole bang-shoot is riddled with perverts and drug abuse. I always discouraged our kids from taking any interest and thankfully they have even less interest in it than me. As for the olympics, it exists purely for the benefit of the politicians whose real interest in it is about equivalent to mine. It is a mixture of vanity project and/or bread and circuses according to which section of the population is watching. And the most egeregious part of it is that it costs the taxpayer a fucking fortune!
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I prefer ESports.
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I think all those taking part on ice do really well.
After all it’s fucking slippery out there you know!
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Thank you for correctly saying SLIPPERY, instead of the overused nonsence word SLIPPY.
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NA, why am I in moderation? Is it that old-fashioned English term b4ng-sh00t?
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Load of bollocks.
Sweeping in skates.
Downhill tea tray.
Knocking poles over.
Commentators getting orgasmic over something they have no experience of.
Worra load of cunt.
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£ 27,000,000.00 quid for what, ffs ex squaddies sleeping rough in cardboard boxes and some hootchy mcspew gets an hard on over a piece of granite …. Jesus H , what a fucked up world we inhabit….☹️
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Post-curling match interview.
Hazel Irvine: “Commiserations. What happened then guys?”
Team GB member: “Well Hazel, we now know we should never have brought those yard brushes from the Wilkos Value range”.
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I’d watch the winter spàsolympics if a quadruple amputee, (basically, just a head and a torso), was thrown down the skeleton course, strapped to a tea tray from B&M using just a cheap luggage strap.
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Blacks just don’t ski. Can’t enter the swimming events either, because they just sink! There have also been issues with large reptiles during practice. Shame!
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Utter shitfest plus this current one needs to be avoided at all cost due to the fact it’s coming from China, plus the man ape ‘Claire Balding’ is the fucking BBCs anchorman.
Fucking hideous.
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Olympics a load of toss
But some of the disciplines take some balls, the ladies too. super G or giant slalom holy fuck tearing along at 70+ mph on steep chattering ice straight for a fence you’ll hit if you miss the turn…
And biathlon there is a link between the skiing and shooting…rooted in Scandinavian military where they sometimes get around on cross country skis, which is very demanding. The having to instantly hit a target shooting with their heart rate at 170 and puffing like a racehorse, Amazing
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I hate the Olympics. A bunch of self serving arseholes using public money to build 27 Olympic sized swimming pools just so that they can get the chance to win a medal. How many Olympic contenders are there in the UK across all sports? Probably less than 300.
Watching some grinning, gurning, git win a Jim’ll Fix It badge. It’s not for the pride of the country, they do it for themselves. Then there are the doped up Chinks diving head first into the lav.
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Don’t know if anyone has said something similar to this yet because I’ve not had time to read all the comments, but I can’t get behind this cunting because Eve Muirhead gives me the right fucking horn.
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