The Ghost of Jimmy Savile (3)

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“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s cultural affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As our followers are aware, the BBC is making a controversial drama telling the story of the horrendous sex predator Jimmy Savile. Thanks to our astrologer and medium Mystic Mug (preferential rates apply for IsAC subscribers), we are joined by no less than the ghost of Jimmy Savile himself to hear his views on this. Can you hear me Mr Savile?”.

“Goodness gracious, loud and clear young man *urgle urgle urgle*”.

“So how are you getting on over on the other side?”.

“Well well, now then now then, it’s hard goin’. I’ve been sentenced to ‘alf a million years in torment before a chance of redemption, so I spend me time with me ‘ead shoved in a bucket of pigshit while demons take turns at rammin’ a poker up me arse *urgle urgle*. Still, the food’s not bad, and as it ‘appens I’m on me tea break now”.

“So how do you feel about the BBC’s drama, with Steve Coogan playing you?”.

“Now then guys an’ gals, it’s nothin’ but a stab in the back. They’re lookin’ to cover their arses by dishin’ the dirt on me, after all the faithful service I gave ’em. Cunts. As for that twat Coogan, ‘ave a look at that picture with ‘im in that daft wig. Makes ‘im look like a fookin’ tranny”.

“Okay. But at least the Beeb has said that the stories of some of your victims will be heard”.

“Victims? Listen pal * urgle urgle*. I was a fookin’ huge star. The fanny threw itself at me. I mean, they were dressed and made up to the nines. How was I to know that one or two of ’em, well a few of ’em, okay most of ’em, weren’t of age? I’m the victim ‘ere. None of ’em ever said no”.

“Especially the corpses no doubt. But seriously, come on. YOU were a victim?”.

“Too right young man. My good nature was taken advantage of by all them young tarts. I keep tellin’ ’em that down ‘ere, but they won’t listen. Oh fook, there’s the bell. Back to it. Hey ‘old up lads, is that a fookin’ pineapple as it ‘appens? No no *urgle urgle* aaaarrrrrrrgh…”.

“Well I think that good taste dictates that we leave it there, other than to say that Old Nick has now well and truly fixed it for Jimmy. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

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157 thoughts on “The Ghost of Jimmy Savile (3)”

  1. If there is a hell would Savile be automatically promoted to buggerer in chief or something more wicked? Would he be poked for all eternity by David Rappaport? If you only live once why is there enough energy to maintain heaven and hell and allow your soul (whatever that is) in? If you died old and frail why would you want to stay old and frail in heaven forever? My local sky pilot just shrugged his shoulders when I asked him. Now reincarnation – there’s a possibility.

    What would be going on in hell with Jimmy Savile and Cyril Smith? Two creepy bastards who in the 70s and 80s everybody guessed that there was something going on but nobody said anything. Funny that…

    • Bnth those cunts are either collecting maggots underground, or burnt to ash. There’s no hell, and no heaven, christianity is a lie – a like cobbled together from existing religions at the time. Whether those religions are correct or not, nobody knows.

  2. With Savile being so close to Charles that suggests either the royal protection squad are massively incompetent or they were told to shut up.
    Hmm, quite so.

    • One of the protection squad stated Savile was the only person he was aware of who could enter a royal residence as and when he pleased without being stopped.

      • Diana said that he was at Buck Palace frequently to, “keep an eye” on her and Charles and he, “advised” them on marital matters! What? The biggest loner weirdo sexual creepazoid in Blighty ADVISED the most famous married couple of the 1980s on their marital affairs?! LOL! And presumably, he just rocked up to the most famous palace in the world in his shell-suit and goofy sunglasses puffing putrid smoke into the air while loudly chirping mysterious megalomania, casting his spells, his charms? Fucking hell, I hope they include THAT in the Coogan drama! What a world we live in…

      • I think I have posted this on here before Gordon, but hopefully it will bear repetition. On the idiot lantern I have been offered advice on how to run our 47 year marriage by Charlie Windsor, Andrew Neil and a nun. I kid you not.

  3. Jimmy Saville was creepy no doubt.

    Was he a peedough, most probably so?

    But he was never tried in court.

    Jimmy never got the chance to defend himself in court.

    Isn’t it strange how these allegations unearthed themselves after his death?

    I probably shouldn’t be defending such a heinous beast?

    But he remains innocent until proven guilty, which is now technically impossible.

    • Evening Dick,
      Think its pretty much proven Jimmy was a Very naughty boy.

      Despite never being convicted in a courtroom,
      He was taken off our babysitter list.

      • Hey Cunty Gordon,
        Know you like ‘goverment cover ups’ etc,
        Got one for you.
        Mentioned it before on here.

        Non native big cats in UK.
        What do you think?
        Had the piss taken when I mentioned it last time but not arsed.
        I track deer with my dog,
        And im fairly good at it,
        A family member,
        Someone whos never lied to me told me theyd been walking on some track,
        And theyd seen a big black cat bigger than the alsatian he had with him.
        Ive been on this track,
        Deer come down from the hills to shelter there, seen them,
        And I found cat footprints.
        Thing is they were massive.
        Totally convinced me.
        Science says they arent there
        Government says they aren’t there.
        I know they are.
        Talking to a copper who saw one in the early hours and he said they don’t say anything as they don’t want knobheads with guns hunting them and shooting everything that moves.

        A real cover up.

      • Yes.
        Big cats in the countryside is definitely real.
        Released/escaped exotic pets.
        Animal smuggling is big business.

        I photographed one in 1998, taken on a 35mm camera, at dusk.
        Er’ indoors three it away.
        ☹️

      • There’s been the odd photo here and there I think. I think they’re there and I think the rozzas are right not to tell the local bumpkins, or they’ll be out in the woods with their rifles within minutes.

        Wild felines are pretty solitary (apart from lions) and stick to their territory. They’re also masters at hiding (don’t try and win a game of hide and seek against a leopard) and if scared, they can lay low for days without moving (one of the reasons household cats go ‘missing’ is that a dog scared them and they hide somewhere – they can do this for days the mad cunts).

        They’ll see humans as a threat and I bet they go into hide mode if one is near, hence them being difficult to spot (but I bet there aren’t that many big cats about – but who knows?)

      • I’ve seen a big black cat in Harrop Wood between Rainow and Pott Shrigley years ago.

        It wasn’t even scared of me. I must have been all of twenty yards away from it. It was sitting down.

        People always take the piss when I mention it.

        Looked like a panther. I was shitting myself. But I couldn’t take my eyes off it.

      • I know Rainow an Pott shrigley Dick,
        And believe you.

        I found a fresh kill, sheep,
        not far from Chinley,
        Its throat out and belly opened up,
        Wasnt a dog did it,
        Big fuckin predator.
        And dont mean Jimmy saville!

      • I’ve never seen the footprints of these big cats though.

        All the thousands of miles I’ve walked through mud, you would have thought I’d have seen some.

        This big cat I saw must have been tame, otherwise it would have at least stood up. It looked like it was just chilling out, without a care in the world.

        I wanted to get closer, but I felt l was close enough.

        I could have taken a brilliant picture of it if mobile phones had been invented.

      • I think they follow the deer Dick.
        Think thats their main food.
        My dog went fuckin bananas near the tracks when she got the scent!

      • If it was at Chinley, maybe a native human just got a bit peckish on the way home from the pub?

      • I thought that the “big cats in Britain” mystery was proven real about… ten years ago? It was a panther or something? We don’t get much of that stuff, it’s North and South America that the really weird shit goes on – chupacabra in Brazil and of course, bigfoot/sasquatch in North America. It was taken seriously up until the mid-80s then it became a joke, it had to be, as the Darwinian implications of sasquatch being real, being captured in the age of DNA analysis raised to stakes too high and would have mangled the flowchart of human evolution. I reckon that sasquatch has been captured, probably a juvenile at some point as the adults would be way to strong to capture. A juvenile was shot and killed in 1975 in Minnesota and put on display in an ice-box filled with frozen water around America and experts who saw it said it was real. They live in the dense, lower montain forests of North America, mainly the Pacific Northwest (California, Oregon, Washington state, Vancouver, etc) and that’s THEIR DOMAIN, not ours, those areas have never been foot-surveyed, only “mapped” and photographed from the air.

        This world is full of mystery, it’s mainly a good place with good people, but the evil has risen up high in the past decades and there’s going to be a reckoning, whether it’s like Book of Revelations, Apocalypse or just plain old large scale tribal warfare, but not this year, Russia-Ukraine is not it, though that’s where Gog and Magog of the Bible is said to have been! Crazy times.

      • Back in my Naaarge days, a VERY trustworthy person ex and I knew swore blind she had seen a panther somewhere around Eaton.
        As others have said, escapees from private “zoos”, illegal imports & c…

    • Seeing as he has been filmed pressing the flesh of young girls on Top of the Pops…

  4. Evening Mis.

    The BBC have announced a new series for the spring. Jim’ll fuck em.

    That Bob Holness was a slimy fucker too, letching over them schoolgirls.

    Bet he had pre-cum dribbling down his leg during filming, the filthy bastard.

    Bet he would have liked to have placed his hand on the young girls hot-spots.

    • I don’t remember Bob being that lecherous on Blockbusters. Where the girls that young? I thought they were college age. May have to revisit it on YouTube as i was very young when it was on.

  6. I must say this nom is Isac at its best, a first class cunting of a truly colossal cunt, Ron’s roving reporter, scandal (Savile and the BBC, Royal family, Beatles) , CG’s tinfoil hattery (Savile the chief wizard), big cats in Blighty…

    A perfect Friday night cunting, it doesn’t get better than this, unless it turned out halfwit Harry was conceived on one of JS’s visits to Highclere. Thanks cunters!

  9. I’m lighting up a cigar, (it’s only a half corona though), in homage to Sir Jimmy.

    The dirty bastard who got away with it.

    The predatory panther that eluded capture.

    Here Jim, have a puff on this old lad.

  10. The cunt kept his mums mummified corpse in the attic and fucked it incessantly. Or was that George Michael?
    How the fuck did a predatory psychopathic peedo get away with it for a lifetime? Most people with personality disorders learn to conceal it in every day interactions, but not Saville.
    Anyway, would want to see the body of a big cat in Britain or video of one eating a sheep to prove the existence of them. Can’t see there being a breeding population as much ot the countryside is still hunted and the hounds would flush any from cover. Badgers, and to a lesser extent foxes, will make a right mess of fallen livestock. I also have doubts about Satanic horse slashers, horses have a knack for finding ways to injure themselves in paddocks you would think are safe. I need to look for images of horse attacks on the internet but worry about my search history if the cops seize my computer. I do believe in bears though. Despite the total lack of evidence my faith is unshakable.

  11. The B.B.C. gave him ‘odd jobs’ to do like Clunk Click Every Trip & Jim’ll Fix It. The one that must have been his favourite. They gave him free accomodation, In the most vunerable of places, like Stoke Manderville Hospital. How’s about that then! But seriously, if you had been a kid, & a cunt looking like that had come towards you, that you didn’t know, you would have ran like hell the other way.

  12. I’m surprised no one has mentioned (unless I missed it, apologies in advance if so) the documentary that Louis Theroux made with Savile a few years back. He lived in with him for a week or two (lucky to get out alive with his anal sphincter intact in hindsight). Since JS was still alive this was all before the scandal of his evil ways had broken. If you didn’t think he was a dark, evil presence before that, you would afterwards. Theroux was visibly frustrated, with the evasive cunt. There was one scene where he went to BBC television centre for some reason. JS was wearing his bizarre shell suit and some kind of fishnet t-shirt 🤮 as usual. He was strutting about like some bizarre peacock as if he owned the place (in a sense he did I suppose). Some young women meeting with him, though desperately trying to be civil and polite we’re visibly repulsed by him.

    I recollect Theroux being asked about JS after the scandal broke and he basically said, ‘yes I thought he was a bit of a cunt’.

    • That doc was such a revelation, as he went from weird eccentric knob to a disturbing nasty cunt.
      When the revelations about his crimes came out after his death, it probably didn’t come as much of a surprise to anyone who saw that programme. For me it didn’t anyway.

      • Indeed GJ. At first it came out as rumour and innuendo and his surviving family were all indignant about the ‘hurtful, unfounded allegations’. But having seen the LT doc I knew it was all true from the first revelation.

      • That was a bloody strange episode. I’ve seen elsewhere that Savile, having bought the place, didn’t like to stay there alone, but I’d be inclined to believe that, Glencoe and Ballachulish being the ultimate in one-horse towns populated by gossips, he didn’t dare to do more than make a flamboyant arse of himself. Local accounts agree.

        He’s described as having been a “friend” of Hamish McInnes, from whom he bought the cottage. I met McInnes. I did’nt get the impression he made friends easily, not least because he regarded himself as something apart even from the mountain rescue community, due to his (admittedly exceptional) mountaineering experience. Savile must have managed to bullshit him comprehensively.

    • I recollect in the LT documentary they visited said cottage. Get this! Savile refused to stay in it!! He camped out in his infamous camper van despite LT’s pleas for him to come in (it was bitterly cold outside).

      Imagine, the horrors of what had happened in there that even Savile himself could not sleep there!

      • There was more than just sex going on at that cottage, ie. ritual torture and murder of kids. I wonder if it was searched by forensics for blood, DNA?

        Savile admitted that “bad boys” who attended his nightclub, were taken to the boiler-room and beaten senseless.

        He was a sadist in addition to being zenith-level sexual degenerate. I reckon he did all the evils in his lifetime and there’s a HUGE underworld of demonic filth like him in this world, but there time is coming to and end.

      • Here’s an ex-policeman named Jon Wedger who now fights the child rape, torture and murder that goes on in Britain…
        https://youtu.be/Hx5iDj64fEs?t=92

        He talks about Savile, the McCanns, the cover-ups. Amazi g guy, one of many these days who are working tirelessly to destroy the evil in Britain and beyond.

  13. I was only having a chat about Jimmy S the other night with my girlfriend. She had really put in a lot of time on research of him and his dubious antics. She was very knowledgeable on the dirty cunt and we could have discussed his short comings well into the night, but she had to be up early for school the next day!

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