Russell Howard (5)

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In recent weeks I have found my positive outlook on life slowly returning. I struggled to find a particular catalyst for my glass becoming half full again; the impending end of covid, a mild winter and the days getting longer, thinking of a week in the mediterranean sunshine drinking beer??? All good for the soul but just couldn’t pinpoint the main reason. Then I accidentally landed on a repeat of Mock the week when searching for an episode of Naked attraction and it suddenly hit me, I haven’t seen hide nor hair of Russell Howard for at least a year! Did a quick Isacunt search, not been nominated since 2016 so I assumed he must either be incarcerated or 6 feet under. Imagine my disgust when a Google search revealed that not only is he still alive, but he has a “Popular comedy podcast”! A lot of sick people clearly enjoy the masochism of watching Britain’s unfunniest boss eyed man spout leftie drivel on Youtube. Had to ring the GP as I was so upset, who prescribed strong anti-depressants and a course of intravenous opiates. I can no longer leave the house or turn the tv on so great is my Russellophobia, and I fear that writing this nomination will bring on the PTSD again.

So, to reiterate, RUSSELL HOWARD IS A CUNT!

Nominated by Themagiccunt

63 thoughts on “Russell Howard (5)”

  3. To be honest, I think there are a lot worse than him out there – that ghastly Nish Kumar creature or that tall great dark key with frizzy hair and unpronounceable names Romash Rhahrotten or whatever it is, or those bloody squawking wimminz who think they are funny, like the one who sounds like a 4 year old, Rosie Jones. At least Russell Howard isn’t up his own arse as much as so many of them are. I quite used to enjoy the smutty shows he made for BBC2 Russell Howard’s Good News. As we don’t have Sky (I try to deter the spouse for getting yet more soap shit watch) I haven’t seen him in years. Anything has to be funnier than portly bumder Stephen Fry though – pompous remaining, entitled poofter.

    • Good News was hilarious but it did lose a little something when it moved to BBC 2. Still good, but not as good as it was in the BBC Three days.

      • I know what you mean – the guest spot was agood example of BBC2 trying to make it more mainstream – John the Freestyle Footbhaller (BBC3) got replaced with the likes of Brian Blessed (BBC2) nothing wrong with that except BB is all over the mainsytram media, you only saw the unique and the one offs on BBC 3 and obviously the BBC2 bosses thought “ain’t nobody got time for that”

    • WCB@ – Howard seems inoffensive enough compared to some of the human sewage infesting the BBC claiming to be “comedians” – he just isn’t funny.

  4. I feel a bit sorry for him…as a white male with only his bong-eye and Oedipus complex to recommend him to the BBC he has been usurped by sinister Muslim “comics” and full on Spaccas….perhaps he could come out as an unfunny transsexual,Rastafarian toddler-toucher…..a fat,juicy BBC comedy contract would be a certainty…as would a spot on Question Time,no doubt.

    • He could certainly get a Ch4 series where he analyzes the ‘self-harming’ period of his life (like Gemma Fatarse), and can cry into the camera for loadsa mullah. Perhaps not… he’s too much of a cunt! Did I mention he’s NEVER made me laugh because he ISN’T funny?

  5. A grainy 5 minute clip of Mr B Manning from 1982 leaves this cunt and his modern “comedy” chums dead in the water.

    11 miles off the coast of western Ireland gets my vote.

    • That’s a bit unfair Terry, what if he washes up alive and covered in sea lice on the coast of Galway? What have the Irish ever done to us, apart from fueling U-boats, Jedward, and a decades long mostly peaceful campaign of bombing and murder. I would however like to get intimately acquainted with 3 out of the 4 Corrs. Unless they have gotten fat.

  6. DFF@ – Oedipus complex? the little motherf*cker!
    My innovative mew ideas for a BBC programme – “Naga Munchetty catches javelins” and “Two lions, one knife featuring Russell Howard” have once again been cruelly rejected., they recognise my genius and jeaousy is an unattractive trait..

    • You need to be more topical Vernon – Javelins and Lions is Biblical stuff. How about ‘How Long to Catch It?’ – punters bet on how long it takes for him to register positive for Covid when he is flung into a darkened room with Leftie carriers.

      • Mickey C@ – Evening Squire – Biblical punishments are the BEST – they are thoroughly brutal, vicious and horrible.
        Much like my good self! 😀

  7. Russel howard? What is the point of him? Oh yes , I know now, he is a cunt, like Rob beckett, and that unfunny shitskin ragas roamanth, can you imagine being stuck in a lift with these cunts?

    • I once went for a job interview (about 4 decades ago), somewhere around Tottenham Court Road. I kid you not, my interviewer’s name was SS Blitz…
      I didn’t get the job.

  9. Aside from anything else. When will the bbc realise that boss eyed people don’t make very good autocue readers. At least he could take over presenting dragons den without viewers noticing much difference.

  11. Whats with all the lefty liberal comedians these days? Guess they have to ‘move with the times’ and go all woke or they wont get booked. RIP real comedy, we’ll miss you. Can someone cunt that miserable Jon Richardson and his unfunny wife next. That shit series of theirs bugs the hell out of me.

  12. Watchiing Mock the Week should be grounds for having a glass half full or empty of piss.

  13. I used to quite enjoy Good News back in the day. Haven’t seen much of his later stuff but he was willing to give Jordan Peterson a fair hearing, so he can’t be that bad.

  14. Good Morning

    I was listening to Would I Lie To You on Wireless 4 last week. They had Geoff Norcutt and Simon Evans on as David Mitchell said “ Fancy using up the BBC’s annual quota of right wing comedians in one show” The best jokes have a large degree of truth in them.
    I have always thought that Russell Howard is a bit full of himself. I assume the reason he is not on the telly and that s reduced to making podcasts is that he must have made an offensive tweet in about 2008 .

    • I saw Geoff live about three years ago and he was brilliant. Like you say Wanksock, virtually no right wing comedians on TV any more, just Geoff, Simon and the Scottish guy that appears on GB News regularly.
      Lefty comedy is about as funny as sticking your cock in a meat grinder.

    • Wanksock – Geoff Norcott – top boy! (Andrew Lawrence as well)
      Russell Howard?
      Hmm, something of a contradiction in terms – a “comedian” who is not funny.
      BBC for Russell then..

    • ‘I have always thought that Russell Howard is a bit full of himself.’

      To the point of delusion. He thinks he looks like H from steps.

  15. Used to find him annoying, but no longer watch BBC (or any) comedy these days as it’s all left wing woke shit.
    Imagine he doesn’t fit the agenda anymore as he’s white, male straight and not disabled.
    Bit of a cunt, but there are far bigger ones.

  16. Whilst we are on the subject of liberals and their grim, humorless comedy, spare a thought for the great American conservative journalist, PJ O’Rourke who has sadly passed away.

    He was funnier than any liberal comedian. On liberals he said –
    ‘At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of snivelling brats.’

    He wasn’t bothered on being compared to a Nazi by liberals –
    ‘no one has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished by someone dressed as a liberal’.

    He was funnier than the entire tribe of liberal woke comedians that infest the UK and US now. And he wasn’t even a comedian.

    • I only ever knew his name via the occasional Christopher Hitchens reference of him back when… well, when CH was still alive and smoking. He sounds like a savage satirist. It’s sad when a comedian dies and that’s how many people find out who they were. I’ll check his stuff out later.

      • He’s well worth checking out Cunty. Some of his books are hilarious- but they make a series point. Holidays in Hell was on of my favorites. He’s like Hunter S Thompson but with whisky instead of weed.

  18. Ffs racist bastards. Its Romanway Roganjosh. Get his name right. And as for this bog eyed comedy free zone I’d pay hard cash to see 2 lions 1 dagger with this soppy twat

  19. Sad state of affairs for Russell when Rosie Jones is funnier than you.
    To be fair, I find her fucking hilarious! But not for the comedy, more the hilarious saliva-slicked mongy delivery.

  20. He’s white, male and not a gay.

    Therefore, he’s surplus to requirements at the BBC. Unfunny cunt anyway, but unless he says he identifies as ‘a lady’ or opens his ringpiece for Fat Reg, he’ll be reduced to a YouTube channel for the rest of his ‘career’.

    And I told you that Price Andrew tart was fishing for a payout. I said it’d be 5 million and she’d drop the case months ago, but I hear it’s 7.5 million of our money.

    Yes, our money. Does anyone think Andy would have that sort of cash lying about it if he’d had to have got a proper job, instead of the huge payouts these parasites get from the taxpayer?

    No matter what, she said, – she wants her day in court.

    Absolute bollocks.

    I hope the underage girls she (allegedly) groomed when she was over 18 take it all off her and put her in a cell, the money grabbing slapper (but Andy is still a massive cunt anyway)

    • 12 million quid according to the front page of the Telegraph. He has had to sell his chalet in Verbier but is still short of a few million so mummy has coughed some of it up. Imagine having to go to your mummy, at age 61, and asking her for a few million to pay of a tart. I imagine Charles probably had to put his hand in his pocket as well.

      If taxpayers’ money is involved then that’s a bloody disgrace.

  21. So pleased he’s been cunted again – I fail to understand how this prick is funny and has ended up on tellybox!

    • An undoubted cunt, but at least he’s not Jo Brand. Her husband deserves a valour medal. If Miles is right and hell exists, being forced to go down on Jo Brand’s swollen lipped, stinky purple fanny for eternity might be on the cards for hellbound men who despise ugly fat birds.

      • Opening those cheese stringed pissflaps would release a stench of a thousand rotting mackerels in a large puddle of cats’ piss.

        You could easily put your whole head up there and once removed, it would look like you’d been dipped in custard and mushy peas, although by now you’d now be completely unconscious from the foul stench.

        From

        A night to remember
        Cuntybollocks
        Mills and Boone 2022

  22. Never heard of him, but as always, willing to take the word of fellow IsACers to the effect that he’s a right twat.

    Morning all.

    • RK@ – Afternoon Sir Ron – not a right twat in the strictest sense, just bland, vanilla and not funny.
      But as a white heterosexual English man at the BBC I feel that unless he rocks up to work in a Jimmy Saville tracksuit his days at Al-Beeb are numbered.

  23. It’s ‘obsevational’ comedy they call it. Another one is that Dave Gorman.
    It always feels to me like they’re trying to ‘convince’ you this obsevation is funny. And failing miserably.
    All we want is a joke. A clever funny joke.

    Bernard Manning -‘ I knew a jew in the war. He wasnt an orthodox jew. He was an unorthodox jew. He was a Nazi.’

    • Very true, Miles, especially the Dave Gormless input, that unfunny twat has waxed fat off his googlewhack drivel, namely, make an asinine statement throw your arms out and stare wild eyed at the audience daring them not to laugh at your rapier like wit.

      Him,Cod eye and Andy ‘the runt’ Parsons, 1 cell, 1 Charles Bronson on acid. Pay per view nirvana.

  24. Russell is what you get in the west country if you leave a brother and sister unsupervised.

  26. Romesh and Russell are about as funny as a burning orphanage. And a pair of gravy eyed twats as my dear old Grandad would say.

  28. I don’t think I’ve seen him in anything since 2014. I avoid BBC and Netflix ‘comedy’ at all costs, even insulting the host who wanted to watch such drivel by leaving early – no amount of drink would pacify me into accepting such puerile cap as comedy.

  30. Don’t watch BBC, not seen Howard talk for years, bliss. Even when I did see him, pre-Brexit, he wasn’t funny.

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