Lingerie for Men

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*Attention all red-blooded males the length and breadth of the UK!!*

Do you want to put a bit of spice and va-va-voom back into your relationship? Do you want to get the little lady all hot and bothered? Well, take a look at the latest lines in sexy male underwear designed to set her little heart aflutter;

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10471899/Searches-MENS-lingerie-gone-60-eBay.html

Oh hang on. I just asked the wife for her opinion, and she laughed so hard that she was briefly in danger of doing some severe mischief to herself.

Okay, I’ll take that as a no then, and leave the business of lounging about in naughty little fripperies to her. It’s probably for the best.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

61 thoughts on “Lingerie for Men”

  1. Is that what Dick wears under his red coat at the Hunt?

    I wonder if [name redacted on legal advice] and [name redacted on legal advice] will get the horn?

    • Emperor@ – I was completely unaware Fiddler had tattoos!
      What that’s that I hear? The click of a Purdey and the baying of hounds?
      Off now then! 😀🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

  2. Jesus fucking Christ! It’s only a matter of time now, the emasculation process is in full swing & irreversible.

    • Oh, & for fuck’s sake, DO NOT click on the link that Ron has so kindly supplied or, as the good book says: ‘And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out’

      • TSG, your choice of the term ‘ in full swing’ is unfortunate; I’d be surprised if any of the magnificent members on this site could achieve a full swing whilst constrained by the garment on display in the header.

    • The wife thought that the lacy black g-string was particularly funny.
      ‘I could just picture you in that. I think I’d give myself a hernia laughing’ was her comment.
      You can see her point. Gay men might go for this stuff I suppose…

      • Some of my best friends are homosexuals (just kidding), but I do know a few & the idea of trannies & transsexuals is off-putting to them as well.

  3. “It’s Ireland’s biggest lingerie section, I just read that somewhere”

    Not my cup of tea personally, this maybe more of a cuntish man bunned sort of activity!

  4. Is it a Russian plot?
    Like the Gayness?
    Like the Veganists?

    In the best tradition of Lord Nelson I’d like to say Fuck Right Off.

  5. Beerguts and spiderlegs sticking out everywhere.

    Lingerie wasn’t designed with blokes in mind.

    I’ll be gutted if in the early hours of the morning l was in the neighbours garden stealing knickers from their washing line,
    Only to get home put them on my head to find out its the blokes not his wifes!!!

    Id file a lawsuit.
    Disgraceful.

    • Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, MNC. You might suddenly realise you’ve been missing out all these years!

      • Jesus, Foghorn a sight thatd make people scream.

        Probably this sort of decadent fruity stuff sells well to BBC employees?

        The Schofields and the Barrymore’s, the Westminster types,
        Auto asphyxiation with a tangerine in their gob.

        Pugfaced FBI pinup J Edgar Hoover would of liked this stuff,
        He was a little deviant.

    • Mnc@ – Exactly! This “friend of mine” would be equally outraged if this happened to them – and furthermore lingerie manufacturers are lying sods with regard to sizes – no way in this world am I a size 14!
      I imagine.
      Miss Busty has to go to some type of bra scaffolding manufacturer as she is “rather generously endowed” – and how come the smaller the underwear the higher the price?
      It’s an outrage, that’s what it is!

  6. The perfect gift for the woke snowflake girly-man in your life (fortunately there are none in mine).

    I expect Marks and Spencer will soon have an exclusive line of these designed by Philip Schofield and Rylan Clark.

    Welcome to the decadent West where men are girls and black is the new white.

  8. Clearly aimed at the bum bandit market and those in a sham marriage. I usually go commando or if pressed, boxers, occasionally a full leather Waffen SS outfit with a ball gag and barbed wire cuffs. CUNTS!

  9. Is that Mr. Cunt Engine, in the pic ?
    Wouldn’t surprise me.
    The Funny Fellow.
    Right.
    I’m off to rip Ethel’s knickers off.
    They’re fucking killing me. 😀
    Get To Fuck.

  10. Well, I’ve been told off for putting my wife’s knickers on to wind her up. “You’ll stretch the front you stupid bastard!”, she says. Not an entirely unpleasant experience….

  12. Those models posing in that stuff must have been paid serious money to get them to look so stupid.

    Ho hum. Morning all.

  13. As worn by all the sexual deviants in Westminster, mainly in Starmerland.

    It can only appeal to the likes of Eddie Izzard, and I foresee a world where only Eddie Izzards will be allowed, so they can all do lady things so that the wimminz won’t be frightend or offended.

    I don’t fancy Ed Ball’s chances if he has to get that of, as he gets Yvette Sugartits down on all fours to bumfuck her – where is the flyhoe?

  15. Why has no one ever thought of it it before?

    Because it’s a shit idea!

    Bad enough when a size 20 wildebeest buys this shot thinking she’ll look like the 20 year old model in the catalogue but fucking he’ll give it a rest.

    Freedom is a great thing but surely it needs to be used responsibly?

    • The wife greated me one Valentine’s Day morning wearing a g-string which had ‘slippery when wet’ printed on the front.
      That’s MY idea of lingerie and the sex which should be wearing it.

  18. Ron I can just imagine you in one of these outfits sipping a cappucino and nibbling a scone or fairy cake and driving Mrs K wild.

    • I’ve still got one of those black posing pouch thingies she bought me years ago for a laugh Mr P.
      She liked it, but I only wore it a couple of times tho, it fairly squeezed the old tackle.

  21. That link should have had a health warning, I think I went blind for a few minutes, or passed out!

  22. Now, all you cunts on here: Close your eyes and imagine that adorable mini cunt Peter Dinklage wrapped in one of those super sexy outfits….

    Hmmmm

    • I quite agree Sam. Smalls are not there to be meddled with. I find this nomination most distasteful.

    • SB@ – Exactly Ms Beau – standards must be maintained – some of the outrageous blaggards and uncouth types on this site must make you blush quite terribly!
      I imagine..

  24. Cunters this is another sign the end time is approaching. Deviancy, abominations shall befoul the land. A multitude of languages shall be spoken all over this fair isle men will claim to be women and women men, children will be abused and their suffering concealed. Persons infected with the woke have gained positions of power and trust thus their perverted ideology becomes the law. Free speech is but a vague memory for us. Our centres of education are infested with the verminous practitioners of woke, thus the cycle of doublethink and repression is magnified.
    Oh yea some cunt on just married or something is going to wear a tracky in Australia when they get married fuck me that’s news is it not. Fucking give up.

  25. Bah! Calvin Klein jockey shorts – agonising genitalia crushers, Ralph Lauren jockey shorts – a bit more room.
    This is always to be taken into consideration when as hugely endowed as my good self!
    Ladies undies?
    Bugger all room in them, so I am told..

  26. 95% of men look better with as much clothing on as possible. 75% of women too. Just go to a water park if you need proof.
    Most people need to keep their fucking clothes ON including me.

  27. 1. Find and congregate any alleged male that would even consider this as an option

    2. Put them all in the one room

    3. Gas

  29. Why do my comments keep being removed? I thought this was the last bastion of free speech or some bollocks.

  30. I know of a few nu-males who would consider this. Sadly one is also an officer for Sussex police.

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