Hippies (3) – What is their purpose in Life?

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Is there any group of people on Earth worse than hippies? From the sanctimonious bellends of Extinction Rebellion to money-grubbing bastards like Jobs and Branson, the sort of people who would go through a dog turd to find a 5p piece, hippies make the world just that little bit more unpleasant for everyone…

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Mitchell hasn’t been relevant since Nixon was in the White House. Young? Fuck knows. When was the last time he had a hit? 1980? I got him confused with Neil Diamond when discussing this with the Empress but fuck him anyway. Spotify have basically told him to fuck off.

This is in no way in support of Joe Rogan, of whom, like Chamberlain, I know nothing. All I would say is that anyone who has that wankstain Petersen on his show must be a bit of a cunt.

Two great philosophers on hippies…

“Never trust a hippie” – John Lydon.

“I know hippies. I’ve hated them my whole life.” Eric Cartman.

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Nominated by: Emperor of East Anglia

80 thoughts on “Hippies (3) – What is their purpose in Life?”

  1. Is Joni now a ‘he’ then ?
    Buck toothed cunt’s wearing a rainbow so that’s enough for the oven.
    Canadians are better than these toerags, Young and Mitchell. Peterson? Meh.

    • SHB@ – Strange, the moralising from these talentless soap dodgers – the fact Young and I believe Mitchell as well have just sold their back catalogues to a pharma corporation has no bearing on their bitching of course..
      And Neil Young had no problem sharing Spotify with convicted sex offender R Kelly.
      Methinks these “hippies” are in love with the green of the Dollar just as much as the green of the weed.

  2. Most of them are middle-class and live in North London in hugely expensive homes, probably inherited.

    They’re no longer called hippies – hugelly offensive; but are now Social Justice Warriors/Crusaders, protesting at things they don’t particularly agree with but still expect the State to look after them even though they probably hold down some well-paid job in the media (Guardian probably).

    They are cunts, but seem to have influence with Boris, the MSM and the Establishment generally.

    • I like crusaders best. Perhaps like their namesakes they will soon be slaughtered in their thousands by scimitar wielding peacefuls, then their decimated, straggling band of survivors rounded up and burnt at the stake for heresy by papists. Miles and Mr Polly in the vanguard.

  4. Hippies?
    HIPPIES?
    Never in the world has there been a more revolting bunch of coves and ne’er do wells – one of my Brothers is into all this hippy shit, I have threatened to put the dogs on the fker or force him at gunpoint into a bath (hippies do not bathe, save the water Man, etc) – at which point he becomes somewhat aggressive and begins threatening me with violence – some fkin hippy!
    I have a more practical attitude – Woodstock spectres who love lecturing people turn into “liberals”, “democrats” and fascists, I have an inbuilt suspicion of anyone claiming to be “liberal” – in my experience they are anything but.
    Sanctimonious, greedy, holier than thou preaching cunts.
    Strangle them with their fucking bandanas!
    This has been a public service announcement from Fox Dictatorship Productions..
    Top cunting Emperor, top cunting indeed! 😀👍

  5. I don´t know if Janis Joplin was a technically hippy but I always found her repulsive .

    She had a face like a bag of spanners, hair that had never been washed or combed, teeth that looked as if they were filed rather than brushed and spaced-out piggy eyes. Add to that a voice like a constipated sperm whale trying to relieve itself of a ton of shit.

    Apparently Kris Kristofferson wrote “Me and Bobby McGee” about her. Shouldn´t that be “Bobbie” or was he/she an early tranny we never knew about?

  6. I didn’t think we had many hippies left besides Corbyn. Derelicts is a better term I think, since there’s nothing hip about being a bath dodging scrawny sandlewood dirtbag.

    Hipsters is what we have now. They’re the descendants. The best part of them ran down the back of their mothers leg, and all that’s left is trendy corporate shells that think opening stores dedicated to breakfast cereal types is a worthy pursuit in life.

  7. Well I can safely say that the dark-haired “hippy chick” that I asked to give me a gobble wasn’t into e “Free Love” …bitch turned quite aggressive even after I offered to give her a few Quid if the “free” part was what was bothering her…..must say that the “Peace,Man” bit went out of the window too….fucking tart turned quite abusive and threatening.

    • DFF@ – Ladies rarely appreciate the finer qualities of upper class gentlemen such as ourselves!
      If facing resistance just use my never fail chat up line – “Tell me my dear – can you smell chloroform on this handkerchief”? 😀👍

    • Where the fuck is RTC ?…I feel sure that he’ll have been a hippy…I can just see him now…a “groovy” record shop stinking of Patchouli with a gaunt figure in a tie-dyed kaftan, sandals and perched on his prominent beak a pair of purple-lensed,Jon Lennon style specs to hide his crafty eyes..a full beard and a magnificent mane of hair ( topped with a jaunty yarmulke,of course) overcharging his stoned customers.

      Good Afternoon,RTC.

      • @arfur

        I wonder if he’s gone anywhere nice ?…. Brighton ?Morecambe ? Hastings ? the West Bank ?

  8. Piers Corbyn looks like the original hippie – probably started on the bomb sites in London – while the Luftwaffe were still bombing St Pauls.

  9. I quite liked the lady ones from the early 70s as they always seemed very keen to get their kit off at a moments notice.
    These modern ones are usually fat and loud and look like compost.

    If they engage in protests and other inconvenience they should be run over by armoured cars.

    Vintage sex hippies?
    Yes.
    Modern shouting militant feminazis?
    Oven.

    • Go to an STD clinic.
      Go DIRECTLY to an STD clinic.
      Do not pass The Magick Teapot.
      Do not collect a twelve leafer splif.

      The fetid whores.

  10. These “plastic hippies” are indeed cunts.
    Like the 1990’s/early 2000’s middle class wankers, white, dreadlocked, rescue dog on a piece of rope, moping around towns, before going home to parents £m mansion house for tea (vegetarian, naturally).

    Fashion. A club for faux, smug, attention seeking, our-shit-don’t-stink CUNTS👎

    • A friend went to stay at a retreat type place for a couple of weeks years ago – I think the place was called Monkton Wyld and was in Dorset. There was a group of permanent resident hippies and other people just drifted in and out. The idea was that everyone took a turn at cooking, cleaning, tending the vegetable plot, feeding livestock and all the other jobs. My friend said it was noticeable that nobody used their real name, probably because they were all signing on, and indeed you had to have a name bestowed on you when you arrived to help you fit in – something like Oak or Breeze or some shit. He insisted on being called Mike which seemed to annoy them, Being an industrious sort and having spent a couple of days digging and repairing various things, he then noticed nobody else was doing anything. The last straw came when some wanker made some toast and then left the cooker/grill on for about 5 hours so the thing burnt out. He called them a load of lazy bastard hippy cunts and left. I think there are a few places like this still going, there is one called Findhorn in Scotland where my ex mother in law used to go occasionally to do a bit of water divining or similar ( may she be blessed with arthritis, the evil old cunt). I suppose it helps them all feel even more removed from reality.

  11. Hippie’s are a fucking menace to society. Every one I ever knew turned out to be a cunt.
    Lying, deceitful, scrounging smelly twats, who used to whine about ‘ bread heads ‘ , then sell out at the first opportunity…. see Ben and Jerry.
    They are also culpable in the moral decline of the West.
    Melt the fuckers in a high radiation oven and turn them into wind chimes.
    Get To Fuck.

    • JTC@ – Is the correct answer!
      Shifty smelly sanctimonious preachy fuckers who throw away their sandals and filthy Kaftans at the first whiff of a quid – “Bransoning” as it is known..
      My late Father had the right idea about hippies – “flower power? FLOWER POWER? They should be put agin a wall and bloody shot”!
      My old man would have made a “tenacious” Prime Minister.

  13. Back in the 80’s, I knew some of the genuine “New age Travellers”, living in the Lakes.
    Several of them were in “The Battle of the Beanfield”-which was a totally shocking and shameful event in modern British history☹️

    These were, on the whole, genuinely pleasant, peaceful, law abiding folk who were trying to live their own lives.

    Then the rave scene happened and the “traveller” scene changed, for the worse.

    Re: Unkle Terry and sex-hippies-

    One of the hairiest minges I have ever seen, belonged to a hippy chick, who tried to seduce a young teenage CG😙
    Like a fucking judges wig😢

    • Read about Beanfield the other day. Bummer.

      I bet that minge smelled like a Mediterranean fish market.

      • Chunky-I resisted 👍

        The Beanfield was jackbooted fascism. A pre-cursor to the poll-tax, cuntservatives at their worse👎

  14. A couple of years ago were doing a bit of work ‘on the side’ all legit in terms of UK HMRC. The client owned an office block that was awaiting a total refurbishment to bring it up to current regulatory standards and so was empty and appropriately sign posted and secured. So a Hippy commune decided that it was perfectly OK to take up residence. Our instructions were to make their lives difficult, very difficult. We used connections within the various agencies to determine what we were dealing with. Age range from late teens to mid seventies, >75% known to the police for drugs offences, 50% with council tax evasion warrants, 30% of them were illegal aliens, 10% convicted felons, 20 with IVA’s to avoid debt recovery …. you get the picture. We found burner phones, drug paraphernalia, stolen property, counterfeit items galore, two fake passports, various forged identity cards, two vehicles with no MOT, tax or insurance … the list was endless. They all had plenty to say as to how they were completely in the right and that we were symbols of Nazi oppression … so on and so forth and some such. All were complete and utter cunts. Anyway, needless to say it was a very enjoyable day out for us and we were able to tick all the boxes on our ‘how to fuck up someone’s day’ bingo sheet. Hippies = Cunts … filthy scum with shit attitudes.

  15. Sirs:

    The original hippies (in the U.S., anyway) had a libertarian and environmentalist streak that still survives in a handful of “intentional communities” here and there. These are people who actually try to live up to their ideals, and if that means living in a broken-down school bus that’s been converted into a broken-down camper and subsisting on whatever bedraggled vegetables they manage to coax out of the ground, so be it.

    The ersatz hippies of today are simply the tools of the elite. As they rail against the Man, it never occurs to them that they are doing precisely what the Man wants. Most of them have drug and/or daddy issues.

    The blame rests squarely on their shitbird parents, all of whom claim they went to Woodstock. (Must have been 100 million people in that field.)

  16. Tie dyed t shirts, ah the sixties 😂

    Girls without bras who didn’t mind have thier little melons squeezed 😉

  18. Talking of hippies I was accosted by one of these soap dodgers a few days ago in Haverfordwest, trying to push his vegan eating disorder and warped sense of animal rights on me, I said to the cunt “your in the wrong town for this shit fella, leave while you till can this isn’t fucking Islington”, should of sjamboked the cunt!!!

  20. As a couple of others have alluded to, I seem to recall early hippy women’s lady gardens amounting to a dense, barely-penetrable undergrowth. Or is that just my memory playing tricks? Does anyone else of a certain age remember?

  21. I despise all hippies.

    From the acid noodling of the Grateful dead to the protest songs of Joan Baez,
    From their centre parting to their sandals,

    Stick 2 fingers up at me Wavy Gravy and I’ll snap them off an shove em up your harris.

    All the ills of modern civilization can be laid at the door of hippydom.

    Turn on, tune in, drop out?

    Tuck that shirt in, comb yer hair, fuck off.

    They got theirs at Altamont.
    Cosmic😁

    I mean it maaaaann…

  22. The ONLY thing I like about hippies is the women not wearing bras. I like a pair of loose knockers under a tie dye t shirt.

    • Unfortunately the original hippies’ bristols will be at waist level now MC. Not quite so alluring without support.

      • Emily Thornberry might have been one of those 1970 hippies – the bouncing knockers in the tie dyed tee shirt without elastic in the collar now look like a pair of enormous suet puddings done up in a couple of pairs of her bloomers – thank God for that generous gusset!

  23. ‘Hippies (3) – What is their purpose in Life?’

    I suppose that is what they looking to find out; their purpose in life I mean.

    Is it just to gain material wealth and join the rat-race? Like the generations before them?

    They hastened the end of the Vietnam War. The most pointless war in history.

    They raised the alarm about the destruction of the Environment.

    The popular music they created was immeasurably superior to anything we have now.

    The drugs bad. The permissiveness bad. But the core of it good I think; Love and peace.

    • I agree Miles, they did destroy America.
      In the 50s America was at its peak.
      White picket fences, mom n pop stores, kids playing cowboys and baseball while a well groomed dad smokes a pipe and enjoys a well balanced economy and segregation.

      Then the 60s come along,
      Little Johnny is a filthy drugged up beatnik, refuses to go get killed in Vietnam,
      The spades wont sit at the back of the bus,
      And barbers are losing work.

      From a Norman Rockwell painting to bloody Cheech and Chong in a decade ☹️

    • MP@ – The Vietnam war was necessary – the communist NVA had backing from both the USSR and China and had the allied forces not being there it would have been a Cambodia style bloodbath.
      The only safe commie is a dead one.

    • Miles-arguably, Kesus was the first “Hippy”.
      Living on the kindness of others.
      Preaching tolerance, love.
      Liked a glass of wine.
      Didn’t wash for 40 days & nights.
      Hated authority.
      Hated organised religion 😉

      • I don’t know. Going into the temple and throwing out the money loving hook nosed doesn’t sound very hippy to me. Hippies are allergic to coin and value too afterall.

        He was a true philosopher. Think deeply and fight deeply, in equal measure.

        The average hippy couldn’t fight a strong breeze and is too much of a scatty fuck to solve even basic arithmetic.

      • CG@ – Well, the mooching fker never paid his way but any hippy that turns water into wine will always get party invites! 😀

  24. I suspect IsAC’s RTC is an old hippy👍
    Isn’t he currently on his travels?
    Foraging for mushrooms, sleeping on Fiddlers woodland?

    • Ruff is taking a break I think?
      Hope he comes back,
      Hes a great poster and unofficial archivist.

      • He is working on volume 21 of The definitive boys own encyclopaedia of ISAC. (My theory, I don’t have any evidence either that or it’s another attempt to leave the village)

    • Should have read down to your post,General, before I tacked on to my earlier comment.

      • Afternoon Dick👍

        Also missing is Gutstick Japseye.
        He wasnt happy over racist comments.
        Oh and Harold Steptoe.

        Is ISAC changing?
        I didn’t particularly think so but maybe?

  25. Funny timing this and a top quality cunting. One of these vile swamp things was at the bar in one of my favourite pubs at the weekend, showing off his arse crack. I decided to improve the ambience by picking him up of the floor by his waistband and was roundly applauded by the whole pub. Rather than show gratitude for saving his kidneys from the cold, he and his fellow peace loving yet oddly violent types set their lip up and were promptly escorted out by the bouncers for the benefit of their own health.
    Oven the fucking lot of them

  26. Hippies are obviously cunts, but are still better than travellers, transbumders or, worst of all, the bloody Welsh.

  27. Never trust W hippy!

    Specially those with millions of dollars living in mansions with guard dogs and security.

    Cunts

  28. I’ve known a few hippies, but agree with them on very little. They don’t understand how the world works or human nature (or nature itself).

    ‘Let’s just ban all guns!’

    ‘How do you enforce that then?’

    I usually ended up calling them fucking mongs.

  30. That twat Ringo “4th best drummer in the Beatles” Star still does the peace sign crap when on camera…. Knob end….🥁

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