Drunk “devastated” Slags

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What a stupid,common Slag. Most people would be ashamed of such a tale….not this fucking Sow. She seems to think that it’s all a big joke and revels in the “facebook-likes” attention. she’s fucking lucky that I wasn’t the driver..I’d have put her fucking windows through,climbed in and shit in the foul tramp’s snoring mouth.

I just bet she’s unemployed,a single Mother to a Sooty child registered as having special needs,has a smack-rat boyfriend and goes to McDonalds in her soiled pyjamas and slippers for their meals.

Fucking cheap Scum.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

76 thoughts on “Drunk “devastated” Slags

  1. Good luck trying to recruit a new driver if that’s the way you treat your staff, I’d have backed him up 100%. And she looks like a fucking blow up doll in the header picture.

    • ……or what you believe a blow up doll might look like if you ever happened to see one close-up. Allegedly………

    • Also not being a grandma by the ripe old age of 24 in Sunderland is unheard of. Gotta love Mackems.
      Oven

    • Fucking hell.

      Nothing worse than a moustachioed lady.

      I’d rather wank myself off with drawing pins stuck to my palms than have a go on that.

      What’s she doing buying a pizza? Better she save her money for some razors. They’re not cheap.

  2. I dare say not an uncommon situation.

    Vindaloo the delivery driver just needed to be more diplomatic.

    He should have eaten the pizza and shat through the cunts letterbox

    No need for any silly voice mail mess.

    PS: that is one rum looking dog.

      • Shes the reason chip pan fires were invented.
        The local takeaways should band together and blacklist her address.
        A enforced diet.
        Shed be ‘devastated’ then the fuckin pisstaker.

        Ps
        Odd looking cunt isnt she?

  3. I got half way through the story before wondering how fucking long can the Daily Mail stretch out this breaking news.

    Total non story, and if the national media is going to give so much attention to one daft, ugly slag then this is what you get.

  4. Hopefully the (allegedly) sacked employee will post his turds through her letterbox.
    She looks delightfully mucky though, like she’d be up for just about anything…except leading a responsible life.

  5. “Stay at home mum of one” it would be a reasonable assumption that the Great British taxpayer are funding this cunt.

  6. The UHU glue eyelashes look is fucking abysmal. I don’t understand it. It’s like those imbeciles who wear baggy pants halfway down to their ankles. Monğoloid fashion.

    Or maybe it’s just cum and she needs a wash. Who knows.

  7. In what universe is this news?

    Around the same time Putin’s telling the world if NATO doesn’t fuck off he will have no option than to nuke Europe the masses are meant to be distracted by some discount Katie Price from Sunderlands proud boast she was passed out on the stairs.

    The universe where this is news is the one we live in, welcome to the matrix.

    • She could be a new Northern towns Labour MP:

      LEZZIE DYKES Your Labour candidate. Campaigner for Transbumber rights, founder of Freedom for Ferals,single parent, who successfully completed a part time degree in Feminist Studies at the JImmy Savile University, Leeds – the first in her family to go to “uni”. Has wide experience of prisons, police stations, magistrates courts, and common abuse aimed at policemen. Strong supporter of legalised brothels. Corbynite tendencies. Thinks Starmer is a fucker – but them don’t we all?

  8. What a total slag, and she looks like a geezer.

    More to the point the cunty pizza shop are cunts for firing him. I would have done far worse.

    Word of advice Pasha – the next time she orders add a new topping, fresh steaming shit, then deliver it.

  9. I would have trampled on the pizza box, folded the fucker in half and stuffed it through her letter box, which i strongly suspect will be half the size of her gaping snatch as she,s been ridden more times that the 57 bus.
    Typical weak arsed brain dead fuck monkey, if she was offended at the voicemail she,s fucking lucky i wasnt the pizza delivery guy, i bet all her kids and there will be many all suffer from A,D,D [all different dads] and are like a Dulux colour chart of shades, and she,s had a mile of cock.
    She probable has an out of control dog and a Katey Price wanna be Range Rover, that had a list of repairs required thats longer than a fucking Orangutans arm, that she cant afford to get done, march the fucker strait to the nearest gas chamber.
    Now theres something for her to be offended about slaaaaag

  10. Hold on. She orders a pizza and falls asleep because it’s late. She calls the next morning to apologise and offer to pay but receives an abusive rant from the driver.

    Who’s the cunt here? Clearly not her but the delivery driver who deserves to be sacked for abusing a customer.

    Have I missed something?

    • Looks like the shop stayed open to 1.30 just for her (perhaps the driver was hoping she’d open her legs for a special late night delivery – maybe that’s why he was pissed off..!).

      Either way, I think she’s still a cunt – but I’d happily lose my dick amongst her cleavage for one night of fun. Wouldn’t poke it though, god knows what you might catch!

  11. The British press love these “non stories”, always mocking the poor, white working class.
    White trash. Scum.
    The media despise the working classes.

    Yes she is an ugly cunt, vacuous and maybe a little irresponsible, but ask yourself this: would you want her life?
    Single mum, no job, no future. Staggering home pissed on a Saturday night. Alone.
    A tragic figure.

    We have created this society, now we mock its victims.

    Sunderland? I wonder what opportunities for social mobility exist, for the lower orders😢

    • Why bestow victim hood on her? Housed by the state, paid by the state to piss it up on the tax payers pound coins.

      If she’s a victim it’s a victimhood of her own creation. Her bad decisions belong to her as mine belong to me. She had other options but she’s failed to take any of them.

      As long as people are encouraged to look elsewhere for answers to their own problems they will fester in a prison of their own creation.

      Socialism teaches the masses their own lives are not their responsibility but really should give them a clue it is!

      • Whilst I totally agree that we are often the architects of our own doom, could you concede that poor, working class people can have one “sliding doors” moment, which alters irreversibly their life, for the worse-whilst the wealthy classes, can make many mistakes but due to their “privilege” (the only privilege is class), can still succeed.

        It is nigh on impossible to be truly socially mobile.
        🙂

      • No I won’t concede that because it’s not true. Life is full of ups and downs for everyone and some of the stuff we encounter along the way is not going to be fixed by wealth.

        I’ve been up and down and I certainly don’t come from a monied family. If you keep telling people you can’t escape your circumstances because of your status at birth it’s hardly surprising that people don’t even try to make a better life for themselves.

        Working class is a millstone people tie around their necks and then weighs them down for eternity!

      • Ah yes, it is obvious to me now! The standard of education available to the poorest members of British society (White working class in deprived areas), is equal to that available to the White, working classes in the home counties, the satellite towns and villages around Britains wealthier areas, the middle classes and of course, the wealthiest in society.

        All studies that show that the demographic that is LEAST represented in Britains universities, is White, working class.
        The same demographic which has the largest numbers in society.

        I come from such a background-through hard work and sacrifice, I have been fortunate to “get on” in life.
        It doesn’t make me feel superior to people like the young women in this nomination, just fortunate.

        Like I said, true social mobility is virtually impossible, in the UK, for the majority. I truly believe, that is by design.

    • She’s no victim. She got herself pregnant, knowing the consequences. The kids dad probably didnt want kids and fucked off (total cunt). She knew that meant no time for working…

      • Perhaps…….

        Or perhaps you are making an assumption, based on your own preconceived prejudices?

        As I stated originally, the media despise the working classes and like nothing more, than sneering at them with superiority.
        Which is shameful…

      • The father not being around, is her fault?

        Again, we are tarring all women in her situation, with the same brush.🙂

      • No, Him not being around isnt her fault. Unless she drove him away. Or it was a one-night stand, I mean would you want to wake up to that face every morning? Having the kid/kids is her fault though.

  12. I have to say, and I know I have strange taste, but I’d probably tongue her arsehole. For a laugh, obviously, ahem.

    As for the front, I wouldn’t violate that with the ferrule of my umbrella.

  13. Barbecue sauce on a pizza, that’s even worse than pineapple. Send both her and Ashraf the pizza shop owner to Antarctica to mine ice cubes for my gin fizz, pacey pacey, chalo!

  14. It’s no wonder she went home alone from the bar. Looks like a possible Decepticon. Disgusting!

  15. Look at the fucking state of it! Another vapid attention seeking skank. We’ve got fucking thousands of these self entitled cunts popping up everywhere these days, to whinge about all and sundry but, taking no responsibility for themselves or their own cunty actions. I’m against violence towards women but, fuck me, this minger needs a fucking good slap!

  16. The picture for this nom…am I the only one who thinks she wasnt born a woman? Anyway, maybe delivery driver shouldnt have swore at a customer, but its her fault. She shouldnt order a pizza while pissed. Moron.

    • “Who was looking after her kids while she was out getting shitfaced?”

      That was the first thing that crossed my mind when I read the word “mum”… and it rolls in pissed at cunt o’clock in the morning???

      “Does it mention that?”

      Not a word, but I’ll bet the comments did before they shut it off!

  17. The fucking Daily Fail didn’t question why a “mother” was totally pissed. What a total shower of shit, cunts.

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