Daniella Westbrook [2]

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Darling – You Were WONDERFUL! – a cuntng into the world of the spouse, of soap and melodrama, shit and sugar, for this limited soap actress, who has shoved so much white powder up her nose for decades that at one point she was in danger of replicating the achievement of the late Pope Pious Xll in 1958 *

This woman, who looks, if she will allow me to say so, like an old bag had to be replaced after her stunt in Eastenders by another actress, and now they need the character again she will be replaced again – by the second actress. Again.. Fair enough?. wouldn’t you say?. Well, not according to La Westbrook who is so crawss she is threatening to sue the BBC , for not re-employing herself again. It is clear I should think the BBC felt actress No 2 was better than actress No 1 (Ms Westbrook) but she is not having that:

https://www.aol.co.uk/entertainment/daniella-westbrook-threatens-legal-action-083651966.html

* In case you are wondering about an obscure Pope, gone these 64 years, and a cheap low rent actress who thinks too much of herself, he was embalmed by an amateur human taxidermist, and after a day of laying in state his nose apparently fell off (I can see the same problem when Anthony Blair shuffles off this mortal coil and Mandy insists on performing the last offices). Apparently soldiers fainted when they got a whiff of the dead Pontiff. The press were more circumspect in 1958, but it all “came out” later, like half of the shadow cabinet. Ms Westbrook caused so much damage to her orifice that she lost half her septum, which I suppose poor old Pious did as well.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

108 thoughts on “Daniella Westbrook [2]”

      • No,no….I’ve long had a fancy for getting a one-eyed woman to blink me off but failing that I’ll happily have a go at Daniella’s snotbox….catch her when she’s got a cold..save on the lubricant.

  2. Eastenders should have an all-BAME cast by now. It’s science fiction to have so many working class honkies living in the East End of Londonistan these days. Bag of shite.

    • So true – the only honkies in London live in enclaves, such as Hackney (Victoria Park) and Islington. Kids are bussed to private schools in the suburbs. But, “hey, it’s sooooooo edgy living here.”

      • Imagine a soap set in Manhattan and 90% of the characters were working class drongos who drank in a swanky bar that charged $7.50 per bottle of Bud? LOL! How can any of those lowlifes afford a pint in the Queen Vic? And you never see an immigrant in Eastenders, right? I don’t know, I haven’t skimmed it in years, but last time I had a squint of an episode, it will as ethnically and socially diverse as fucking Iceland – the country not the supermarket. Who writes for Eastenders? It must be so depressing when a new writer says, “hey, why don’t we create a character who isn’t a miserable cunt, one who is funny, honest and opens a sex club?”

      • Seasoned Eastenders writer: “Look, stick to the formula: miserable character is fighting another miserable character and a cliched woman is caught in the middle and at Christmas, one of the cunts dies.”

    • What I don’t get is why Fat Reg never lost his hooter by 1990. Or how he avoided AIDS. Voodoo magic?

    • People did that – coke up the jacksie, but not Elton. Rod Stewart and Ronnie Wood put their Charlie in capsules and stuck it up their pipes, but most people were railing it and no more so than Fat Reg, he was a machine with booze and coke, extraordinary that he never OD’d.

  5. Christ what a horrible sight. Please, somebody put a bag over it’s head.
    Kim Medcalf, on the other hand……..

    • AS my friend would say, definitely a two bagger – one for her head, and one for yours in case hers falls off.

  7. Danniella Westbrook is entirely the wrong colour to be suing the BBC.
    And she was replaced because she was a cokehead who was costing a fortune in filming delays.
    Need some drug money?
    Get a fucking job.

  8. Hehehe 😀
    She looks like Les Dawson!

    Too fond of nose Candy and cock is ms Westbrook.

    But shes not stuck up!
    I’ll give her that,
    Not some posh luvvie!

    Far from it!
    Rough as fuck,
    Common as shite,
    She had a argument with fellow genius Brian Harvey,
    He was being nutted off,
    And as he was being sectioned he accussed Danielle of grooming kids😁
    She hit the fuckin roof!!!

    One of the funniest yet tragic arguments ive ever seen.

    Gas her .

  9. Christ. What a state to get yourself into.

    https://www.google.com/search?q=danniella+westbrook&rlz=1CAJCUZ_enGB975&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&vet=1&fir=aAGrIaT0XRo7zM%252CKrVWnrIUAz3MAM%252C_%253Bf5MDHH4to5egNM%252CWB0C4I-m4oo20M%252C_%253BAl972OotSzrZkM%252CAfCQ9uDdgVzxhM%252C_%253BXJV_55F08TxCOM%252CWB0C4I-m4oo20M%252C_%253BN82-VPguQmQy0M%252CbvDnz7mVpQKUqM%252C_%253BdkWTQkKCbNbKUM%252CXbsRsvlEcszGgM%252C_&usg=AI4_-kTyoWV9FZOmEVyux6avO0DWtqQ8vg&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwip2rS8uvX1AhVJQkEAHScmCwsQ_h16BAgWEAE#imgrc=dkWTQkKCbNbKUM

    And that’s one hell of link, while I’m at it. It’s like a Dead Sea scroll.

  10. She’d make a fine pair with Leslie Ash and her trout pout. I wouldn’t want them displayed on my mantle piece though.

    • I saw Ms Ash at Kings Cross a couple of months before her troutplasty, what a fucking waste she was flawless and smiled at me.

  11. Face like the back end of a bus which has just been in collision with a hippopotamus’s uncle.

  12. Can you copyright a character in a soap opera, then sue if someone else plays the part?
    Didn’t think so, stupid, up her own arse, cunt.

  13. If I were a 50 year old virgin gagging for a bit of minge, I’d still have a wank rather than have a go on that.

    MNC is right, she looks like Les Dawson when he did his gossiping old lady.

    She fucked her own career up by getting smashed on beak. She had plenty of warnings and offers of help. Lots of second, third and fourth chances none of us in the real world would’ve got in all probability.

    Own your fuck ups like the rest of us have to, gummy.

    Shame, she was a bit of a fox back in her prime (but rough as fuck, probably gozzed greenies in her overflowing ashtray.)

    • Dennis Hopper never did as much Charlie as she did. Dennis was on about three 8-balls of coke (85 grams!) per day from around 1975-81. It sounds like she did as much as Hopper and his bugle never fell apart like a David Cronenberg movie scene. Madness. Just say NO, kids!

      • Dennis was also a massive fan of acid surprised he lasted so long and didn’t try to fly out of Chateau Marmont or the Riot House(now the Andaz on sunset)

      • An 8 ball is 3.5 grams. Roughly, an 8th of an ounce.
        Some druggy did the maths.
        You’re welcome.

  15. Imagine,if you will, marrying a bubbly princess in her prime and one day waking up to the realisation that you married half carp, half biscuit.
    What a fucking sight, kudos to minge for unearthing this freakish image.

    “He cried in a whisper at some image, at some vision—he cried out twice, a cry that was no more than a breath: “‘The horror! The horror!”

  16. I thought a surfeit of drugs was lethal?
    There used to be adverts about it.
    Obviously all lies.
    Look at the fucking state of that.

    I probably would though.

  19. I always found the second Sam Mitchell to be much better, in acting and looks. Having said that, for me, the sexiest ladies were: Ronnie and Roxy Mitchell, Honey, Stacey Little Mo and Kat Slater, Grant Mitchell’s daughter, the OLD Lauren Branning, and of course Ruby Allen.

    • Has there ever been an LGBT character on Enders? Mark the fruit… seller got HIV, yet never seemed sick. That confused me as a kid as the stuff on TV about HIV/AIDS was terrifying, yet this dour cunt was always cutting about at 4am humping crates of apples like he was Popeye on pep-pills. BAD WRITING!

  21. Eastenders is a depressing indictment of our times.
    It’s filmed in Sepia , everyone fucking hates each other, their all ugly and fat.
    Why would anyone continue to watch this depressing saga ?
    As for Daniela Westbrook , my fantasy is to offer her a gram of low grade Coke and in return she rims my backside while she’s giving me a hand around.

    Good Afternoon

    • Remember the run of episodes when Mike Reid drilled a glory-hole in the Queen Vic bogs and everyone was sucking on his massive cock? Even Wellard with Robbie Jackson working the balls. Bring back those halcyon days!

    • Oh Fenton. So little imagination.

      I would entice Ms. Westbrook to a classy establishment like a premier Inn with the promise of a few lines of quality gak.

      On arrival, whip out half an oz of Colombia’s finest and dump the lot on a table with a rolled 50 note and oyster card at the ready.

      What comes next can only be found in the darkest corners of the Internet, but here is a summary:

      Rimming (my ring)
      Anal (her ring)
      Call me Brian
      More anal
      Ass to mouth
      Ass to snout
      Money shots in every orifice.
      Hair used as a jizz mop.
      Cumfart jewels

      Ms. Westbrook found two days later, dead as a Dodo. Having been off her plastic tits for two days straight with a double prolapse and shit, sweetcorn and tomato skins smeared around her nostril.

      Cause of death: choked on her own shit. Nasally.

      And who said romance was dead?

  22. Danniella Westbrook has just landed the lead in a pantomime that she says will be her most challenging role ever: Pinocchio.

    I’ll get me coat

  24. Good luck to her suing the BBC. I wish more and more would do it and finish the cunts off. Rather than slagging her off I’d get behind her and help her get as much money as she can out of the robbing bastards. Her coke abuse is shameful, but the BBC are worse.

    • “get behind her”
      Me too. I know you don’t look at the mantlepiece, etc, but I’d want to avoid an accidental glimpse.

      • Cheers JP, I laughed the minute I posted my comment and knew one of you sick bastards would be all over it. 🤣👍

    • Again, off topic, but he’s comparing apples with oranges.
      It’s not a fucking competition, animal abuse and racism are NOT two sides of the same coin.
      Get off your fucking soapbox, sonny!

    • Hurty feelings or a cat kicked in the stomach. Shut the fuck up Antonio you fucking idiot. Chip on his shoulder fucking moron.

  27. She looks like a creature from the abyss. Must have surgically removed that lighted lure from her head.

    Either that or part pug. Either way not one bit fuckable.

  29. Good evening chaps…as a lad, I rather used to enjoy “Fighting Fantasy Gamebooks”, rather popular in the 80’s. The fragrant Daniella has actually appeared in one called ‘Caverns of the Snow Witch’. I challenge any cunter to discern even a molecule of difference between this Banshee and the subject of this fine nomination:
    https://images.app.goo.gl/vGMvRLZNc6sPqyov5

      • You might be in luck then, JP, and have a cheese-induced saucy dream about Danilla where she’s just about to do rude things with you and all of a sudden, her artificial septum drops out and the tiny, malformed hand of a miniaturised Jeremy Beadle emerges in its place from her red-rimmed mononostril.

  30. Fine header picture, Admins.
    Looks exactly like my neighbours newest grandkids when it’s filling it’s nappy.

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