Daniella Westbrook [2]

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Darling – You Were WONDERFUL! – a cuntng into the world of the spouse, of soap and melodrama, shit and sugar, for this limited soap actress, who has shoved so much white powder up her nose for decades that at one point she was in danger of replicating the achievement of the late Pope Pious Xll in 1958 *

This woman, who looks, if she will allow me to say so, like an old bag had to be replaced after her stunt in Eastenders by another actress, and now they need the character again she will be replaced again – by the second actress. Again.. Fair enough?. wouldn’t you say?. Well, not according to La Westbrook who is so crawss she is threatening to sue the BBC , for not re-employing herself again. It is clear I should think the BBC felt actress No 2 was better than actress No 1 (Ms Westbrook) but she is not having that:

https://www.aol.co.uk/entertainment/daniella-westbrook-threatens-legal-action-083651966.html

* In case you are wondering about an obscure Pope, gone these 64 years, and a cheap low rent actress who thinks too much of herself, he was embalmed by an amateur human taxidermist, and after a day of laying in state his nose apparently fell off (I can see the same problem when Anthony Blair shuffles off this mortal coil and Mandy insists on performing the last offices). Apparently soldiers fainted when they got a whiff of the dead Pontiff. The press were more circumspect in 1958, but it all “came out” later, like half of the shadow cabinet. Ms Westbrook caused so much damage to her orifice that she lost half her septum, which I suppose poor old Pious did as well.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

108 thoughts on “Daniella Westbrook [2]”

  1. Has chavmong Westbrook and the Creature from the Black Lagoon ever been filmed in the same place, where’s her gills?

  3. when she lost the middle of her nose, I imagine a sneeze would be like a monsoon. Snot nice to do that, snort nice at all! Cocaine addiction, not to be sniffed at.

  6. Didn’t a video come out a few years ago, of her wanking in a sauna? She sent it to some random cunt on an adult dating site-who sold it to a newspaper.

    That one story sums up the state of 21st century society😢

    • The same one which features AnalEase Dodds strumming herself off while she sniffs a pair of her piss stained knickers with added skid marks. I don’t know the URL, but just look up Dominic Grieve or Michael Heseltine’s browsing history.

    • Too ugly for PornHub? That takes some doing. Many of the creatures on there are greasy, orange landwhales with overly-made-up mugs and horrible dimpled arses.

  11. Just checked out her sauna vid on Xhamster.

    Not a bad bod. She plays her minge like Bruce Thomas plays bass. If her minge could produce a sound, I reckon that fingering would be like the 12 string guitar bridge in While My Guitar Gently Sleeps.

  13. Her very interwebby barney with her ex Brian Harvey was a classic.
    Think as a Yorkshire – mans wallet, but very pretty in her day.
    Ultimate example of the effects of long term drug abuse.

  14. I think I’d have fucked her nose though back in the day, I reckon I could have at least got my helmet up it.
    Who am I kidding, in winter I could get the whole thing up one nostril….

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