F.F.S has Liz lost it now? The most reviled and hated prime minister in the history of this country. This piece of shit has caused more damage to this country and the effects are STILL being felt . Lets not forget how many members of the armed forces lost lives and limbs and still have mental health issues.
In summing up this country has slid around the U bend and is now entering the sewer.
Nominated by: CuntyMort
And here’s another, this time from The Big Chunky Cunty
The Queen
There’s been a few times I’ve considered nominating the Queen. I know such a nom would irk the royalists and fine blue blooded stock of ISAC. But, this one is definitely justified so here me out before you draw and quarter me.
Queenie has personally bestowed a knighthood on Blair. Blair! The fucking shit eating grin war criminal, whose crimes are too numerous to list and whom recently referred to anyone not getting a jab as ‘an idiot quite frankly’ (along with pushing for vax passes, etc).
Now, Whitty and the doomsters gang have also been added to the list too.. and your typical knighthood is often put forth by the government for HM approval. But Blair is getting no ordinary Knighthood. No, he is joining the ‘Royal Order of the Garter’, which is personally bestowed by Queenie as it’s the top tier elite circle and by her invitation only.
“Appointments are at the sovereign’s sole discretion, and are usually in recognition of a national contribution, for public service, or for personal service to the sovereign. Membership of the order is limited to the sovereign, the Prince of Wales, and no more than 24 living members, or Companions.” – Wiki
It doesn’t matter how you cut the mustard. It’s her decision. And Blair is a fucking cunt of the highest order, literally so now too. I don’t know what’s she’s thinking, but she deserves a cunting for this without a doubt.
And a third, this time from Komodo
Seconded, in spades. Needs a link though..
If anyone doubts the cunt Blair is the epitome of self-serving, self- aggrandising traitorous cunts, please check my record of his career 2015 onwards. (Thanks due to Craig Murray for letting me hijack a thread on his blog.)Starts here:
If HMQ acquiesced to this, I am living in the wrong country.
And from a slightly different angle, the Honours System, this one from elcuntio
New year’s Honours lists.
Now before I begin, I understand that these are all completely meaningless and I shouldn’t get annoyed by them, but I just do. There are some honours given that are greatly justified and these people should be publicly recognised for their often selfless actions, but there are some which are political, or just second-hand hand jobs to famous people for reasons I can’t fathom.
Some examples; Ashley Banjo MBE, for his services to dance?? Chris Witty and Jonathan Van-Tam are to be knighted, why? For doing their fucking job! They’ve appeared on press conferences telling us we’re all going to die if we don’t get jabbed and the reality is, we fucking haven’t, so they haven’t even done their job right, it would appear to me they were told to tow the government’s line and they’ll get a knighthood at the end for spouting bullshit.
Daniel Craig has received one of the highest honours of companion of the order for some reason, for that selfless act of being paid millions of pounds for being one of the shittest James Bond actors.
Tony B.Liar has been royally knighted, presumably for being an annoying cunt, not content at destroying the country just once, but now can’t help cropping up with nonsense statements in the media to try remain relevant.
Like I said at the start, these ridiculous, undeserving cretins are stealing the lime light for some people who actually deserve recognition. If the honours are going to be doled out like this they should ban the whole fucking thing as it makes a mockery of the whole affair. It has basically become social media, another platform for people to shout “look at me, look at how great I am”. Fuck off you cunts, just fuck off.
Sorry I forgot to add the link
“New Year Honours: Whitty, Van-Tam and Blair knighted, Lumley and Redgrave made dames – BBC News”BBC News Link
An institution well past its prime trying to remain “cool”, a bit like a fat middle aged man in skinny jeans, time to abolish the monarchy!, but fuck knows what will replace it?, President Khan?, that’s even fucking worse, the President Khan medal for services to indigenous destruction I expect, Blair deserves a knighthood, its a true mark of a cunt with a few rare exceptions!!!
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Ashley Banjo was awarded his MBE for services to BLM, re-enacting the Saint George Floyd killing on Britain’s Got No Talent, a prime time TV show – and for attempting to stitch Jim Davidson up in an “interview”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2oMhLGZtec
Diversity in our honours system is our greatest strength.
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The fuckin wizened little corrupt cunt,
No wonder her kids are degenerates.
Hope her corgis shit in her bed.
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Her favourite son doesn’t sweat according to him.
Prove it then?
He needs to prove it because I don’t want to pay for him to be in clover for his entire life if he’s being sha gging kids (allegedly, of course).
If he refuses to prove he can’t sweat he’s guilty in my book.
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The lazy cunt never sweats because he’s never done a days hard graft in his fucking life. I’ve sadly had dealings with the pig shit ignorant cunt a few times while he was wearing a Royal Navy officer’s uniform! His brother Edward put in more fucking effort when he was a RM officer candidate! A fucking dangerous and shit pilot, a bully and a ‘cuntard’ which is someone is not only a cunt but a bastard to boot!
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The old man was a RM PTI and was there when Edward was training at Lympstone Commando. Said he had a lot of heart/bottle and was a decent enough lad – if a little awkward and shy. Didn’t play on the fact he was royal.
Just said he was too soft to get in. Most people can’t handle the training. Plenty of spirit, but you’ve got to be a bit of a nutter to get in the RM.
Mind you, it’ll soon be a piece of piss because they’ll want more wimminz and peacefuls. Probably gays too.
He should try again to get in then. Probably pass at the age of 60 if they want trannies and wimminz to join up.
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I probably know your old man, as I was there at the same time. Edward was well out of his depth but a good lad. To be honest, a few of the training team took a dislike to him because of who he was! I’ve got a few dits to spin about his nonce brother, who was and still is a totally despicable cunt!
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Small world. The old man passed away a few years ago sadly. I don’t want to give my identity away here, but he had a tache (they all did lol) but he did have a false tooth. Was also a boxing referee. Got a bit violent (not with family) quite easily. Liked a drink. I was one of his two sons and we went to use the pool a few times a week with a pass that marines’ kids were given to use the excellent facilities. So you probably saw me and my brother around the place a few times. Finally, the old man’s first name began with ‘R’.
If I remember correctly, through the doors and the indoor gym/football on your left. Up some stairs (I think) towards the pool. Squash courts at the end (I remember looking down at the courts though).. Pool was on the right, could see it through windows. Had a platform and normal diving board at the far end. This would’ve been 79-83. This is probably breaking the official secrets act so I’ll stop there.
Saw a few recruits being thrown in ‘the tank’ too.
The reason I didn’t join up is mainly because I used to hear the abuse the recruits got when I was wandering about the camp.
Fucking brutal lol.
That is all.
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Remember the awards in the RN Foghorn?
B.E.M.
Baths
Eads
&.
Messdecks
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Never mind not sweating, if Prince Pônce could back up even one thing he said in that Emily Maitlis interview I’d be gobsmacked.
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Cuntybollocks@ – Well Prince Bunter didn’t sweat much when he was “in the vicinity of” The Falklands hiding from any action – the fat coward cunt.
(Our kid had a visit to the Falklands in the early 80’s when some Argentinian chaps were up to no good – he genuinely wants to beat Prince Andrew to death!)
Princess Anne is the best of them, even she is a cunt but one out of four ain’t bad I suppose.
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Ashly Banjo v Jim Davidson?
It’s a non contest. You cannot debate shit-brained idiots!!
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Banjo is an appropriate name – the thin stringy thing that links the bellend and the rollneck.
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I cannot for the life of me understand why someone who despises white people and hates being British so much would ever want to be a Member of the British Empire.
Probably too thick to know what MBE stands for.
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Massive Bell End
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Vanessa Redgrave
Career Protester
Privileged Moet Marxist (Workers Revolutionary Party)
Beneficiary of luvvie nepotism
Supporter of Palestinian terrorism (PLO)
Supporter of pikey criminals (Dale Farm)
Supporter of cross-Channel illegal immigration
Made a Dame. What a complete fucking joke.
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And of course, anti British.
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She was Transport Minister for Blair and flogged off our local Epping-Ongar branch line to a dodgy group of developers. Never forgive the cunt for that. Mind you, she probably would never even remember it – trains are for little people, and she goes around in a chauffeur driven car.
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Vanessa, Transport Minister? Can’t recall that LC. Please elucidate.
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GT@ – And the last thing Vanessa Should Be In A Grave will do is move to a socialist Country.
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She’s already in one, just under a supposedly “conservative” government…
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Anyone remember Bernard Levin? Had a regular column in the Times before Murdoch took over and moved it down market. I always remember a line of his referring to Vanessa’s acolytes as “Universally known as Vanessa’s loonies, in this column at least”. Must have been in the seventies. Ah, the good old days!
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Might as well give Levi Bellfield a fucking knighthood at this rate.
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“Celebrity” deathmatch:
Levi Bellfield vs Gemma Collins.
I wouldn’t fancy his chances.
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Herr Josef Fritzl vs Anne Frank.
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I felt somewhat guilty when the news were showing his handywork.
“He’s no cowboy builder, I’ll give him that” didn’t go down too well with others.
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Not if he sniffs her minge.
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Levi Bellfield is no more. He changed his name to Yusuf Rahim, after converting to the religion of peace. 🙄
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3421973/Did-monster-kill-8-women-girls-Levi-Bellfield-linked-murders-Lin-Megan-Russell-multiple-rapes-death-childhood-sweetheart-string-jail-cell-admissions.html
Definitely one for a knighthood.
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Aye I know about that. He’s done that for protection, nothing else. And preferential treatment of course.
Loads of cons do this by all accounts, especially the ‘at risk’ type prisoner like Bellfield.
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Knighthood = the Mark of Cain.
Thought #50…
https://mikesplace2017.wordpress.com/2021/01/17/thought-of-the-day/#more-13259
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In context…
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%204%3A11-16&version=NIV
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Got to be honest, I’m actually considering returning my medals to HM over this. I served HM for a long time and never once questioned her motives on anything, but I am absolutely disgusted by this move. Who on Earth advised her that this would be a good move? Maybe it’s a shameful attempt to move the spotlight from that nonce Andrew, the bastard son of Lord Porchester and HM or the offspring of the Duke of Edinburgh and the Lady Diana Spencer?
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FT@ – Keep them – earned, not given.
Keep them.
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I see the campaign to get Blair’s knighthood removed has reached 500.000 and counting.
Dame Starmer continues excavating that hole by coming out and saying Blair deserves it.
‘Coming out’ I even amuse myself at times.
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Let Starmer continue by all means. He’s only hanging himself by making such statements.
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That petition will need to reach at least 70 million before it raises an eyebrow.
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Tommy Robinson got over a million in his favour (I think it was regarding him getting nicked) and the MPs just farted on that petition and moved on.
A few politicians might use this to boost their popularity (they know most people fucking hate Blair) but it’ll be a few choice words and forgotten about.
Those petitions are a fucking waste of time. You might as well smear your own views on the wall with your own shite and send them a photo of that instead.
It’ll have the same effect.
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As somebody so eloquently commented on the petition, it’s like knighting Bin Laden.
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500,000 people signed a petition to rescind Blair’s Knighthood.
Loads of people deserve national recognition for services to those those in need – the sick, the dying, the abused. Noel Edmonds doesn’t even have a CBE, the man has done endless work for charities. But never mind celebrities, there are unknown grafters for decent lives for others who deserve recognition, people who toil in the shadows. Blair has been after a Knighthood for over ten years, he’s the type of cunt who craves that kind of status, he’s a status whore, in addition to being a power and money whore. He seems himself as a, “global statesman” like Henry Kissinger, but with the added, “I feel I have a divine destiny,” earnest, pious bullshit schtick added on. He’ll probably reveal himself as Christ in ten years.
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A status whore, excellent.
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Anti-christ more like. A true establishment sycophant.
Peter Hitchen’s reckons we might see him return to Labour soon. Can you imagine? Fuck that.
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Peter Hitchins must have osteoporosis from his constant knee-jerks to what goes on in the shit-show.
I’d love to see Blair return as an MP. It’s great to have TRUE hate-figures like that in politics, as we have weak sauce targets today. All the unfocused hatred would be laser-beamed onto Sir Tony’s mind. body and demon-possessed soul. It would be EPIC. Bring it on!
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Noel Edmonds? Lord give me strength. Following in Sir Jimmy’s footsteps, hopefully not….
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Who they gave Knighthoods to means fuck all to me. Give one each to the Wombles, for all I care. Just pointing out that Noel Edmonds has done a ton of work for charities for 40 years and although really annoying, he’s a decent guy. There are better examples, but I can’t reel them off at present… Timmy Mallett? He’s been tireless in raising money and awareness for all sorts of charities for over 30 years, never been given an honour.
I think you have to already have certain, “status” to receive higher “status” in life. That’s how it seems to work. A “cool, legend” rock star will get a Knighthood, like Jagger, but Clapton just gets a CBE even though he created and donated millions to his Crossroads rehab centre. Jagger is the tightest cunt in showbiz after Rod Stewart, another mincing Knight of the Realm for dubious reasons, another whore who almost whored himself out to Saudi Arabia until pressured not to.
I’ve thought about starting an Alternative Knighthood Society. It would have to be humour, take the piss. Instead of “Sir/Dame” it would be something like, “Big Man so and so…” and “Mama so and so…” maybe something else, but the point would be it would be a great badge of honour for eccentric, anarchistic folk who are have stood out in Britain over the past few decades and don’t give a fuck about status, so we’d give them a kind of Circus Maximus/Vaudevillian title!
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“Ok Tony, Andy is fucked so to speak….literally and metaphorically. My Advisors have pointed me in your direction as the only person who is cunt enough to help. So”
OK Babes, I can help. I know lots of bent fuckers all around the globe….yep.. I can help”
“Oh thank God Tony”
“But it’ll cost ”
“Cost..What do you mean Tony ”
Well for starters….how a bout a good shagging of your daughter in Law?2
“Hmmmm….well… well OK, that can be arranged Tony”
“And you can throw in a Knighthood for good measure….Oh! and Cherie will fancy a crack at that corgi over there ”
“Ok Tony…..It’s a deal “
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Wtf has the corgi done?
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They’re just nasty, bitey cunts and deserve everything they fucking get. Although Cherie does seem a tad excessive.
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You saved me a post EC, I was thinking along the same lines. I smell blackmail from a fully paid up member of the global cabal to another to see to it that a certain favourite son gets off a certain hook. I read somewhere that the judge in the Maxwell trial ordered the books to be opened concerning said favourite son. This whole thing stinks to high heaven.
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We both have the nose on this one. I just really can’t see any rationale as to why such a hated cunt as Blair goes unnoticed by the reigning Monarch. Time may tell.
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Next years NY Honours
Louise Woodward
(Services to child care)
Michael Barrymore
(Lifeguard awareness)
David Fuller
(NHS lothario )
Piers Morgan
(Mencap anarchist)
Toyah Wilcox & that old bloke
(Services to the arts)
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Corbyn.
Piers Corbyn.
Although Morgans probably up for one too.
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Piers Corbyn – services to political terrorism
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Piers Corbyn is a complainant on the petition to the International Criminal Court in the Hague accusing Jellyfish of genocide. So he’s gone up in my estimation.
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Louise Woodward never abused that baby. I never got evil vibes from her, and the trial showed that the baby’s injury’s were week’s old, before she was with the baby. The baby’s mum never thought Woodward abused the baby and she was appalled at the guilty verdict. Woodward served 279 days in prison. She’s been on the go recently, she’s married with a 7 year old now. Channel 4 are doing a three-part documentary this year, Louise Woodward: Villain or Victim? which will reexamine the case. It was a classic case of media hysteria. “ENGLISH NANNY SHAKES BABY TO DEATH!!! BURN HER AT THE STAKE!!!” but the case against her was bullshit.
Never believe the government, media, people you haven’t loved and known for years. It’s so foolish to follow the media mob mentality. You should wait and look into things for yourself before you make a conclusion and maybe not make any conclusion. Imagine being accused of something 100% untrue in the media, what would you do, how would you feel? Louise Woodward’s life was almost destroyed, purely because of media hysteria, general human hysteria. Meanwhile OJ Simpson walked free, unreal, that was one of those moments where I realised (at age 14/15), “Oh, most humans are dumber than a bag of hammers and emotion trumps truth most of the time, even in a clear-cut double brutal murder case with blood all over the scene.” That was horrible but enlightening moment. Many more followed over the past decades.
FUCK THE GOV-MEDIA-PUBLIC!
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Gorton-she was from Elton, near Runcorn / Liverpool.
Therefore she was probably guilty of something😄
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You make a good point about never trusting the media and never allowing yourself to get drawn into the hysteria it whips up, using the Louise Woodward trial as an example, but then go and cite the O.J. Simpson case and say he’s obviously guilty! I think the case against him was laughable. For one, yes, there was a LOT of blood at the scene. So much in fact that the fact the only physical evidence of ‘linking’ O.J. to the crime was a microscopic amount of blood on a gate he had used when leaving house on the evening of the crime. Is it physically possible to stab two people so many times, creating a bloodbath of a crime scene and somehow walk away from that crime with no visible evidence of having committed it, all in the very short timeframe (think minutes rather than hours) that he would have had to clean up? As to the actual culprit it’s an open secret that his wife’s boyfriend was involved in the drug trade as were sections of the seriously corrupted L.A. police and it’s entirely believable someone could flip if they were being set-up for a such a serious crime by an organisation that itself had every motivation to divert attention away from its own internal ‘issues’.
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Once old “Ma Barker” herself,The Queen,fucks off to that great Garden Party in the Sky, that should be a finish to the whole pantomime.
People say that the Royal Family only costs each taxpayer a few Pence…well,I object to a single brass farthing of my money going to keep an immensely rich,spoiled,arrogant,entitled bunch of Cunts.
They are also say “…but,but.. President Corbyn etc.”…well at least we could vote him out and not have to pay to keep his extended family in luxury until Hell freezes over.
They also rabbit on about tourism…well.if any tourist seriously imagines that they’re going to actually see a member of the Royal family…they must be deluded…unless it’s when the patronising bastards wave as they drive past on roads closed to the people who fucking pay for them…or ( hopefully) Prince Andrew in a black Maria.
Tourists go to France to look at Palaces and all that old shite and they don’t have a Royal Family…they had enough sense to nip off their nappers afore the Cunts got rooted in like ticks on a hound’s lug.
The Honours System is a fucking joke too…”celebrities” who are merely doing their well paid job, civil servants and failed politicians or 87 year old Doris the lollipop lady types who are just a yawn-inducing pain in the arse.
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Lord Fiddler-my sentiments entirely.
I saw a nomination for The Queen Mother, the other day. I hope that one gets processed, as I have a few “stories” that may amuse cunters😉
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Youve not had her too have you CG?!
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Wait & see😉
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Queen Mother is being cunted? Jesus. She loved the bevvy, that old boozebag. She would drink half the bottles, then give them to the servants, though, so she was generous. I get the feeling that she was probably mental, not in a bad way, just in an eccentric batty way. I mean, fuck me, she was born in 1900 and saw the complete saga of the 20th century shit-show from Queen Victoria’s funeral to the Titanic, to the Great War, Influenza pandemic, Roaring Twenties fuck-fest, Anarchism/Fascism/Communism risings, Hitler, World War 2 and that’s just the half of it, she ended her innings seeing 9/11 and Ant and Dec become more powerful than anyone in Britain. No wonder she slammed the gin and tonic, sherry, champers, laudanum enemas…
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One of the best posts I’ve seen on here Dick, reminds me why I read ISAC every day without fail. I agree 100% with every point you make. I would only add that the whole fucking pantomime costs many times what they claim. Lots of the bills are disguised in other areas, for instance the cost of extra cover by the police wherever they go and therefore ultimately, the local rate payer. The whole shit-show, like the TV licence, is well past it’s sell by date.
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This is almost verbatim my own position on the Royal Family, Dick. At the very least, the finances of the Royals should be 100% transparent, open, available, on a daily-updated website. Everything itemised and explained: 12th February 2022 – Princess Eugenie flies via helicopter to Birmingham to attend, “Hammerfest”. Cost: £43,076, including cost of cleaning biker gang spunk from the Princess’ hair.
Doing away with the Royals completely would cause too much hysteria to bear. The media would be a shrieking shit-storm of mind-melting mania for… well, forever and ever. It’s a topic that has never really came up for serious discussion beyond, TalkSport at 10pm. That’s where I heard some Republican dude (he wasn’t anti-Monarchy, per se) lay out the “financial transparency” spiel and it was unarguably sound. We should have a low-cost, low-key, Netherlands/Norway type Monarchy who have way less official engagements, presence, media coverage, etc.
But when the Queen goes to the Undiscovered Country, the media coverage will make all previous saturation coverage events look like a stolen gnome article in the East Kent Mercury. Every cunt from the Pope to Piers Morgan will be queuing up to out-gush each other and appear… what’s the word, there’s to precedent for what that will be like… reverential, greathearted, spiritually verbose? There’s no single word for it in English. Uber-eulogy? A lot of the big public speakers should start their first drafts of their Queen’s Uber-Eulogy this year, as I could see her fading away this year, next year. There will rumours and rumblings when she is on the way out, as something of this magnitude will have been planned for decades ago. It will be MASSIVE. Days off work, endless footage on TV, tears, endless reflections, putting-into-perspective historian media pieces, concerts.
But someone should streak at the funeral procession. A great, fat, disgusting, sweating man with a micro-penis, hammered on vodka, with a Union Jack as a cape, in flip-flops, shouting, “GOD SAVE THE QUEEEEEEEEN!!!” and no one should stop him, arrest him, just let it happen, in 4K video, archived forever.
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I’ve wanted to see a return of streakers for ages. The 70s were the Golden Age of Streakers. Cue David Niven and Liz Taylor at the 1974 Oscars…
(3 min video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWBc-ir6IFM&t=2s&ab_channel=Oscars
Happy days!
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Oh yes! Erica rocks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUny5i4544
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The Queen gave a MBE to Ashley Banjo from the 3rd rate Butlins dance group Diversity.
Why ? Because his Black and Performed a dance where he was held under the knee of a white police officer. Remember that ?
Meanwhile NHS front line workers who risked thier lives get sod all. Even her Gardeners get the Platinum Jubilee Medal with as little as 1 year service. Soliders who fought in Afghanistan or Iraq with less than 5 years service dont even get the medal.
The sooner the system is over hauled and she is resting in her wooden box the better.
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You have to remember that these shape-shifting lizards always look after their own. 😁🐊
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Well, maybe they really don’t sweat if they’re lizard people.
Was David Icke right all along?
Wubble.
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Its 2022. We still have kings, queens, lords, ladies, earls, dukes, ….ffs time all this SHITE was abolished….☠️
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That sounds like commue talk, abolishing our cherished institutions!
But seriously you could abolish all these titles and their owners overnight, but you’d still end up with another bunch of corrupt rent seeking grifters, just with different names. President Blair for example. Don’t think for a minute that cunt isn’t scheming every waking hour to reverse Brexit and get the new world order back on track. He has his orders.
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True BH, but surely the point is they would have to get elected i.e. get the votes, as in a democracy and if they didn’t measure up we could throw them out!
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Thats why his overseas recruits will help. Each with a loyalty to the Cunt who allowed them in.
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@arfyrbrain, I wasn’t necessarily talking about a presidential republican system so apologies if my President Bliar example muddied the waters there. I meant, to your point, you can abolish the current titles Lord, Dame, baron, duke whatever, but you won’t remove the grifting counts, they’ll still be around. Take for example Lord Adonis. You can strip the cunt of his title but you can bet he’d still be there grifting away for the fifth column. And no one elected the cunt either.
And if the 2020 US presidential election is any thing to go on, voting is so 20th century.
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They dish them out as if they are sweeties.A mockery.
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These Bert & Doris Nutter royalist types say
She works hard for us…
Shes a dedicated public servant ..
Thats a fuckin lie.
Shes out of breathe waving for 40seconds the idle cunt.
Shes a right shirking lazy old jerry.
I wrote her asking if shed help rip up my drive and retarmac it…
Never heard a peep.
Not like the old royals used to be!
Queen Victoria, she helped my great grandad lay flags,
Wasnt scared of a days work.
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This is all true. George V helped my grandad put up his shed from Argos.
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Cuntybollocks@ – That is a complete fib!
It was B&Q..
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We need to give summat to a black fella, ah Ashley Banjo, who the fuck is Ashley Banjo. It doesn’t matter he is black, give him an MBE.
What a fucking joke.
Anthony Blair, truly a cunt who made his mark as PM, it doesn’t matter if it was a pile shite, give him a knighthood 😂
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Yes, who the fuck IS Ashley Banjo? Is he one of the Black and White Minstrels?
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He is indeed, song and dance man 🎶My Mammy🎶
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Now that’s an institution that can be cancelled. I consider these awards (honours my arse) as nothing more than being gang related. I hate everything about the monarchy … no one should ever be allowed to be elevated to a position with that kind of status and wealth. Total and utter bollocks is what it is. Sooner they are disenfranchised the better …
The whole fuckin’ circus is a joke … CUNTS, all of ’em.
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We could hope the sword she wields to knight him slips from her grasp decapitates him and as the sword slices through his scrawny neck maj gets impaled on it as she falls forward from the momentum
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I might slip the Immam at the local Mosque a 50 to go do the knighthood with his Special Sword.
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The argument that an alternative head of government/country or titles could be worse than what we have forced on us at the moment, IS Not A REASON For MAINTAINING THE Status Quo. The sychophantic system that runs GB is broken and is often proved broken.. TIME TO GET RID OF IT .1000 years has passed since it’s introduction “it is not fit for purpose anymore “
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I’m surprised that the England team Down Under hasn’t collectively given the Order of the Cunting Laughing Stock for services to humour.
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A new category for this year’s Sports Personality perhaps?
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Bring it on I say!
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In the bronze age, early iron age, the Celtic kings were appointed for a year and a day I read somewhere.
Then ritually sacrificed .
Given poison and throttled,
Few gentle taps to the back of the nut, nipples cut off and thrown into a bog .
By bog I mean swampland not a toilet.
Just saying.
Something to think about?
Sometimes the old ways are the best….😁
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I’d love to see the look on Chas’s face if the news of the new policy was broken to him just after his coronation.
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In line with Miserable’s suggestion earlier, I’d like to nominate Toyah for the Order of the Nipple, for services to the breast augmentation industry.
At least you can make a case that in this instance, it’s deserved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTXBMyHI0vA
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RK@ – Well – if you’ve bought ’em, flaunt them!
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I would like to nominate Jack Grealish for the Order of the Plunger, for services to diving.
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OC@ – And for being overrated, shit and overpriced.
But he did “allegedly” bollock Wokegate for choosing black penalty takers instead of good ones.
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He’s a very good player imo but given he’s one of those maverick kinds of players and Pep values strict rigidity he really doesn’t fit City’s system. It was obvious from the outset that the transfer wouldn’t work and I can’t see him ever becoming that kind of player.
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Ashley Cangofuckhimself.
Take your massive chin with you as well, you’re blocking the light.
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The honours system exists to uphold snobbery and justify the Royal parasites. There is no honour in an award which can also go to Saville, Banjo, Blair, Richardson or Phillip Green.
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Maybe just maybe her Maj will run the little cunt through, “die you hideous fucking Scumbag, stab, and this one’s from Phillip”, thrust dead. I hearby declare a seven day national holiday who’s fucking next!!! Government brown noses and crawlers mill about uncertainly as Suckdick khan is propelled forward only to be beaten to the sword by Aunty Dick. Our glorious queen somewhat fragile gets rid of another 30 useless woke parasite bastards before the chief yeoman disarms her maj with a polite request (cos he’s not a cunt.). God save us all
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‘… and this one’s from Phillip’. Lol!
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Irrelevant, tarnished, a laughing stock and well past its time.
And I feel the same about the New Years Honours List..
I used to if not like at least respect the Queen – no more – fuckoff back to Krautland Eva Braun and take your bilious brood of bastards with you.
The “Monarchy” should die with her – I do not like playing for piss useless virtue signalling leeches, islamophiles and deviants, I already unwillingly do that with regard to politicians – no Republic, just a free Country which is not robbed to pay for the idle titled rich.
Blair directly caused the death of people I knew, I will never forgive him for that and a plethora of other things, and I would see this “Man” swinging from a rope had I the choice.
I do not go for all that demonic stuff, but Blair most definitely has a whiff of sulphur about him – evil incarnate.
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Aye, Saatchi got it right, the cunts…
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/12/259D873A00000578-0-image-a-4_1423772853997.jpg
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Jeremy Sinclair not Saatchi – or Saatchi – though the actual poster design wasn’t Sinclair’s own idea. A fine example of synecdoche, but perhaps a bit misleading to the casual reader.
Saatchi & Saatchi (more accurately M&C Saatchi Group) didn’t exactly “get it right”, however. TB won the 97 election with the largest majority in 50 years. Their “New Labour, New Danger” campaign, of which the “Demon Eyes” was the centrepiece, although memorable, was a total failure.
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I meant they got it right artistically.
I am well aware that it failed in its objective. At the time it was considered OTT, hence an own goal, because Blair was then doing his fresh-faced-innocent schtick. but in fact it was eerily prescient.
Accidentally, in fact. What Saatchi wanted to say, in this and in other posters of the time, was Evil Bolsheviks Are Destroying Our Freedoms. But Blair was no such thing, but a Murdoch-backed Thatcherite, who betrayed Labour’s founding principles completely.
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Irrelevant insanely expensive pile of shit.
Boot them all out and sell everything they pretend to own.
Use the money to house and support veterans.
Oh and a drone that flies the Channel solving immigration issues.
Cunts.
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This sort of thing, perhaps? Though I think a tlltrotor wing would give more flexibility than an octo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_cOScwwZwg
Perhaps the UK could earn some badly-needed cash by supplying a proving ground?
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Perhaps drop a nuke off the coast of England when the wind is blowing towards France. With any luck every fucky dinghy paddler on the French coast will end up in Paris, crispy, along with half the Channel.
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