Dash Cammers & Brake Checkers

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I sometimes watch these clips of bad driving…
(For those unaware, brake checking is where the car in front of you slams on its brakes deliberately to get a reaction out of you – NA)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_976CI5BwRg&ab_channel=UKDashCameras

….( mainly because I’m sure that I’ll feature in a clip eventually) and it amazes me how many of these “cammers” are sending in clips showing that they are the cause of a lot of the incidents…too fast into roundabouts,lack of anticipation and apparently a belief that it’s alright to have a smash because ” I’m in the right”.

As for the fucking idiots who brake-check people…well,if someone did that to me,I’d probably be so fucking mad that I’d put the pickup into 4 wheel drive and ram the Cunts into a concrete bridge or stone-wall..see how they clever they think they are when they get a bull-bar rammed up their shitty little piss-pot cars by a Cunt who wants to see them scream as they are shunted at 70mph into a solid barrier.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler
(ISAC’s Road Safety Officer)

64 thoughts on “Dash Cammers & Brake Checkers”

  1. Quite right.
    Dont stand for any cheekiness off other drivers.
    These young lads think they invented dangerous driving!!

    Get in first!!
    Not so fuckin clever when their being cut from the wreckage.

    I cant be arsed with that highway code bollocks .
    Everything you need to know about driving can be learnt from the excellent Dennis Weaver film ‘Duel’.

    Happy motoring.

    • Mnc@ – You leave me in a quandary Sir – with a common sense approach like that (it is a well known fact that ALL road accidents are caused by “da yoot”, pensioners, Chinese/BAME people and fat Reg causing traffic jams by jumping out and looking under cars for pairs of trainers – the dirty fker!) you are well in contention for the position of “Transport Minister” in my shiny new dictatorship!
      But I already have you and Unkle Terry sharing the position of Minister of “stopping messing about and nonsense by Johnny foreigner” – what a pickle indeed!
      Amazing from the worlds angriest Man but I have never done the “road rage” or driver baiting thing – I am utterly relaxed in the motor which is fortunate because if anyone was daft enough to play silly buggers with two Tonnes of krautmobile I get the distinct feeling they will come off worst!
      The standard of driving on UK roads has deteriorated in a direct linear way from when police road patrols were replaced by ATM’s with a camera on them, but luckily North Yorkshire police do not believe in the “speed camera” thing as a rule – road policing round here is 10 motorway cars parked up at the main police station in York because they don’t have the funding for fuel, but all the money in the world for policing social media..
      And speed cameras never pick up bad driving.
      Apologies for going off topic but our kids heart attack has not killed him – he is an ex Army Officer and is such a mean old fker he would probably have the grim reaper doing square bashing as he glared in disapproval – so no need to buy a funeral suit – a tidy sum saved! 😀

  2. I find most people who use dash cams or head cams (cyclist cunts) inherently shifty and sneaky people, who are on the look out for trouble for their own gratification. All anticipation is deliberately nullified in the hope of a close one occurring so they can shout abuse. I find brake checking is a particular favourite of young carpet riding, shitty old Audi A3 driving Amir Khan gangster types round my way. If they aren’t doing that, they’re right up your arse. I just slow right down to annoy the smelly, small dicked little wankers and then leave the cunts stranded at a red light. Vermin!

    • I have a dash cam. I am neither sneaky or shifty. I fitted it after being hit by a Roma in Mercedes van he was driving at speeds in excess of 50mph around a blind bend on a narrow country lane o a wet day with a poor road surface.

      Luckily I had the reactions of a fighter pilot and managed to put my vehicle into the hedge to avoid the head on collision.. however he still achieved two grands worth of damage to my front wing and both doors.

      He had no insurance, tax or papers and was eventually confirmed as driving into the UK virtually non-stop after leaving Romania 48hrs earlier.

      I had to fight the case my self as plod weren’t interested, as thankfully no one was injured ( I was a cunt and should have feigned near death looking back) and with no witnesses or dash cam, they had nothing work with.

      Roma are cunts, plods are cunts, that is all.

      • No worries, I do concur there are plenty of Jeremy Vine types who use cameras for their own purposes, usually ‘look at me’ episodes on Twitter and YouTurd. Those types are indeed shifty ne’erdo wells who probably need a bullet.

      • LDC@ – If you have had losses which you have had to front it may be worth contacting the MIB (Motor Insurers Bureau) – everyone who pays insurance pays (involuntarily) into a fund which can potentially assist victims of uninsured/untraced drivers so if you are out of pocket it would be worth spending 10 minutes online having a look.

    • I must be a sneaky cunt as I’ve decided to get a dash cam if only for insurance claim back up if required. A cunt in a huge van cut across me a few days ago, in the dark, suddenly as I was turning right my windscreen lit up with CAN YOU SMELL GAS?…nom but I sure fucking smelt shit within seconds…where did that cunt come from? At least now I know my reflexes still work…too many wankers out there, i’m probably one of them but I think I need video evidence of whether I’m the wanker or not before i end up looking a cunt in court.

  3. This kind of thing was the done thing when I lived in Brum a few years back, and has probably got a whole a lot worse since.

    The more dodgier areas of Smethwick, Handsworth, Balsall Heath, Sparkbrook, Aston, Ladywood … basically most of the districts that contain our “multicultural friends from abroad” were the worst areas for crash-for-cash, and this brake-checking malarkey.

    The cunts in question had everything pre-planned with cameras, “witnesses” and “watchers” looking out for unsuspecting victims (usually school moms and sales exec types) getting into their cars. The watchers would then text their pals waiting down a side-street in their beaten up old Peugeot, and then the game would begin in earnest!

    As for the Highway Code? That’s only applicable when a cyclist gets knocked off his bike, or a person of colour is viciously shouted at by white-van-man who’s been t-boned by the dopey cunt for texting and eating a KFC while driving. And then accuses white-van-man, and the Highway Code of racism and “I demand compo for hurty feelings” blah blah blah

    Otherwise its totally worthless.

    • Theres a name for dashcam, helmet cam types,..grasses.

      In a morning I have a few expresso’s, put on my driving reg plates, and put on my driving CD.

      1) bat outta hell-meatball
      2) theme to smokey and the bandit
      3)radar love-golden earring
      4) born to be wild-steppenwolf
      5) theme to Dukes of Hazard
      6) Highway to hell-AC/DC

      And im good to go!

      “Just a good ol boys,
      Never meaning no harm”…

      Foot down, not stopping…

      • Mnc@ – Espressos before driving? They will make you all jumpy and jittery!
        Try 6 pints and a whisky chaser to relax before driving – safety first Sir! 😀👍

  5. How well I remember the time a “young driver” came around a corner on my side if the road, straight into my ex Miliatary Defender 110, with heavy duty chassis and heavy duty bumper.

    Defender 1:0 Pug 205

    His car was a right off, I had the inconvenience of having to have a new front bumper and some paintwork done, at his expense😂
    Lots of witnesses👍

    • I had the bizarre experience of some young peaceful drive into the back of my car then claim I had reversed into him. Unfortunately for the thick cunt, there were several witnesses who pointed out that not only was I parked but I wasn’t even in the car! I was watching TV when I heard the crunch and came out to see wtf was going on. Considering the wanker caused over £3k of damage I’d have loved to see his insurance renewal quote.

      • This was about 20 years ago when money still had some value. I only paid £7k for a 2.5l Vauxhall Omega with an automatic sports gearbox that went like shit off a hot shovel. A couple of years after this accident I bought another one, but an estate. Huge fucker with a top speed of 140mph, supposedly. I tested this at about 3am on a deserted M69 on the way home from work. The fucker was still accelerating when I bottled it at 155mph.

      • Best car I ever had and I was massively pissed when the engine broke. I suspect a broken con rod but never knew for sure as it would have cost £1k to remove and strip the engine to find out, and I simply didn’t have that sort of cash to spare. Sold it for scrap and had to drive my mum’s, donated to me, Nissan Micra. I say donated but I just remembered I bought it for her. FFS, I could have got that fucker in the back of the Omega with the seats down.

      • Ah yes, the M69 Moggie. I know it well. Good for finding out the true top speed of your car using an after-market sat nav to obtain an accurate figure. So I’m told.

  6. Ps: excellent & justifiable cunting. Your Lordship👍

    Dashcams for insurance purposes 👍
    Head cams for the purpose of social media content 👎

  7. Here some in car footage we can all agree with, in that the camel jockeys are a whisker away from death at all times…ffd to 1:50 to see the mental prick wrench the wheel sideways at over 140mph…
    https://youtu.be/W-8CsawAAXw
    Much as I wish for their deaths, his car control is actually quite impressive!

  8. I have a dash cam, I have also uploaded footage to the rozzers of people driving like cunts, I even make sure the GPS clock is set correctly because they reject the footage if it isn’t. I don’t just think about doing it, I do it when I get in before even making a coffee.

    I very much hope the cunts were prosecuted, lost their jobs and ended up on the human scrapheap.

    I also hate people who tailgate but instead of hitting the anchors I just slow down and piss them off even more…if I’m lucky, they overtake dangerously and then I upload to the footage and they get butt fucked, the pigs love their job done for them.

    Drive like a cunt round me and I will do all I can to get you fined.

  9. There is a road in Northumberland which leads over the hills and moors to the lovely town of Alnmouth. The road is long, very straight , blind humps and needs to be driven with a modicum of respect. Some idiots use this stretch at speed to “lift off” all. four wheels. Having narrowly missed a horseman (over a blind brow ) yon idiot driver continued onto the town of Alnmouth, parked, and went for a drink. It was some time later, when the horse and its rider appeared in the Village. Upon spotting the offending BMW parked, the rider decided to allow his horse to improve the body work of the BMI can only imagine the bill would have run into thousands.
    Story Courtesy of Northumberland Gazette.

    • I can imagine Fiddly Diddly in a tricorn and cape brandishing a stout cudgel with gusto.

    • I remember a similar road between Rochdale and Huddersfield where there is a hump back bridge but what you can’t see is the sharp right hander just after it. Any twat wanting to lift off would just about hit the road before going off it in a spectacular fashion.

      • we have a hump and sharp bend near us, such fun to see a cunt over take you at speed knowing in seconds he’ll be kangarooing across a potato field wondering where the scarecrow on his bonnet came from…farmer makes a living just towing these cunts out with his tractor

  10. I’ve got one fitted to the Triumph – only after some myopic old trout pulled across my path and wrote off the Falco. Insurance company not interested in pursuing the truth (she claimed I was on the wrong side of the road). Luckily, I managed to proof that she was lying through google maps and some simple calculations. I also managed to discredit the only witness who was a wanker and just hated bikers. I had to do it all myself and took about three years to resolve. Believe me, a dash-cam is well worth it if used for defending yourself.

    • It’s entirely understandable that people hate bikers.
      As a biker of 34 years, still riding everything from shoddy 70’s shitbags to modern GSX-R 1000’s, I (arrogantly) feel qualified to say that a great many of my fellow bikers are stupid, selfish cunts and it’s no suprise whatsover that a great many of us end up as organ donors.

      • Correct good sir. Another problem is that the delivery scooter riding cunts are still perceived as “bikers” by joe public. Lot of dooshka bikers near me who also ride like cunts as well.

      • I agree totally Thomas. One of the last times I was out, I was riding along the windy lanes over the Black Mountains and two cocksuckers overtook me by doing a wheelie past me. I don’t know if they thought they were impressing me, but all I thought was I hope to see them both stuck to the front of a lorry a bit further on.
        Stupid cunts.

      • Some truth in what you say there, Thomas. At the major hospital where our daughter works motorcycles are commonly referred to as “donorcycles” and when the roads are wet or icey surgeons can be seen checking that their cell phones are charged and have a good signal.

      • saw a guy pull up to a petrol pump with a leather clad cyclist on his bonnet, his bike on the forecourt “get off my fucking car” he yelled and proceeded to fuel up his motor…he had zero tolerance for the bloke he’d just hit

  11. Make the most of motoring mayhem.

    Soon the likes of us will have to choose between a Noddy car or a Pushbike.

  12. Watch out DF, sometimes the reason it happens is because the cunts deliberately slam on and hope you ram into them. I’ve heard of cunts reversing into cars on purpose.

    Four words.

    Scam.
    Insurance.
    Filthy.
    P a k i es.

    • in china its worse, they throw themselves infront of the cars at traffic lights and claim they’ve been run over, they even sling their kids in the road for an insurance claim, its hilarious to see cars reversing and some old chink still running after the motorist repeatedly throwing themselves on the floor

  13. I don’t dab on the brakes if some cunt is up my arse, there’s a good chance the tailgating piece of shit will go into the back of me. Much better is to quickly flick on and off the rear fog light, as you get the same effect without the danger of them hitting you. There a many cunts on the road, and tailgating cunts are up close to the top. I especially hate those cunts that do it to you when you are stuck in a line of traffic being held up by some stupid cunt several cars ahead. I can’t go anywhere, and I’m not a tailgating cunt so I’m not going to tailgate the car in front because he is stuck behind several other cars.
    I wish them all a slow lonely death at the bottom of a ditch on a bend they couldn’t take at the speed they were going.
    Happy Friday people!

    • In almost every car I have had the brake lights would come on at the merest touch of the pedal, long before the brakes took effect. I loved doing this when I had some cunt in an Audi or BMW behind me. I’d touch the brake pedal, watch said cunt suddenly 25 yards behind me, drop the gearbox into sport and floor it. Within seconds the cunt is nearly half a mile behind. Twat wanker.

    • I used to do this, Guts, in my driving days. Barrelling down the M1, to Milton fuking Keynes, because that’s where the training centre was, I’d always have some arse in a truck up my tailpipe, despite the fact that they weren’t supposed to go over 55 or 60, whatever. I’d be doing 75, so I’d flick the fogs on/off.
      You could see the fucking cunt turn white, hahaha! My uncle Bomber, rest his soul, was a HGV driver and he tipped me off to that little trick!

    • i slow right down to second gear and poodle along holding them up so they can’t get past

  14. Plenty of this stuff on UTube. Idiots In Cars Brake Check. Also cints that reverse into the car behind at junctions, & then claim they had been hit from behind. Lots of Crash for Cash going on here too. Dash Cars are a recommendation.

  15. I must come clean and admit that I am going to get a dashcam myself….that way I can compile my own youtube film of hilarious footage involving me forcing pushbikers into the verge….ramblers leaping over stone walls as I barrel towards them,hand on horn,down single track-roads….and mobile-homers forced to reverse into ditches as I refuse to give way.

    I can’t wait for the “likes” to roll in.

    • You can be sure the ‘likes’ will roll in. Perhaps show the footage of driving over cyclists, while they scream about climate change or CO2 crap. You could always sell the roadkill to peacefuls for their kebabs. Win-win I’d say.

  16. LOL … bring it. I’m known to have an explosive temper and my only car is a truck with lift kit, winch bracket, light bar, tow bar and crash bars front and rear with rock sliders for good measure . Do something lairy in front of me and I’ll deliberately ruin your whole fuckin day … bothered about the repercussions … absolutely not. Been there, done that … and happy to do it again and again. Cunts!

    • Back in the 80s, I had a Volvo estate, when they were made of steel, a japscrap pulled out, no warning.
      Volvo 1, Tinfoil jap totalled.
      Nuff said.

  17. Younger has had dash cams, front and rear, for ages & thank Dog, too.
    She’s recorded one horrific crash, that exonerated a driver accused by a stoned out of his mind peaceful of deliberately ramming him.
    We also sent some footage of a cunt in a audi ( CIA) undertaking us at speed using the motor police watch perch as a lane. Nearly took the front nearside off but Younger saw him coming and slowed.

  18. Wait until the new highway code rules take effect on 29th. Every cunt of a cyclist will be taking the piss, and being even more cuntish than they are now.

  19. As a pedestrian, I have no faith whatsoever in the new rules. I will continue to use pedestrian crossing places, look both ways, and do what Dave taught me. I am responsible for my safety, when crossing the road.
    This is designed to protect the earphone wearing, absorbed in updating his/her on line profile twats.
    They step into the road, completely oblivious to anything outside ” their” world.
    Why the fuck car drivers should have to accommodate these cunts I do not know.
    If mobile use while driving is illegal, so should earphone use while walking /cycling.

    • JP@ – Agreed – I do a lot of cycling and cannot understand how cyclists can deliberately block off one of the vital senses in a dangerous environment.
      All that tight Lycra must be squashing their brains..

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