In a recent nomination of mine, it was suggested that I don’t like charities and I stated that Oxfam in particular was worthy of a cunting on its own right – so here it is.
Oxfam have always been totally out of touch with reality. I remember many years back in a former life being asked to test a new computer system which was designed to be rolled out in the African villages to keep track of project costs. I had an ideological problem with this. It goes along the lines of the old saying ‘give a man a fish and he’ll eat it but teach him how to fish and you’ll feed him for life’ or something like that.
This computer system was going to put local clerical workers employed by Oxfam out of work – which seemed to me to be going against the whole ethos of the organisation.
Then it got better. ‘I’m not happy with your rate’ says the Oxfam manager. ‘For every £1 and hour I can knock off it, I can feed a starving family in Africa for a week.’ ‘Tell you what’ says I, ‘I’ll match every £1 an hour you knock off your salary.’ Not only that, but how many people could they have fed for the cost of the computers?
This is the organisation whose former chief executive Dame Barbara Stocking saw her pay rise over three years, while revenues fell but donations increased. In a statement, Oxfam said Lady Stocking was due to paid £119,560 in 2012/13 – which means that her pay increased by 19 per cent from £100,008 in 2009/10 “which is in the lower quartile of what other large charities paid for their chief executives”. Isn’t that a bit like saying it’s OK to give a fat cat banker a whopping great bonus because all the banks do it?
And I wonder how many starving families in Africa she could have fed on that pay rise. After all, at the time she earned more than David Cameron.
I’m not anti-charities as such. If people want to give them money, then fine. Go ahead. But as far as I’m concerned, I’ve got better things to spend my money on than helping to fund political campaigns I don’t agree with and to piss up the wall on top heavy admin costs.
There are far too many charities and as far as I am concerned Oxfam should be the first to get the chop…
Nominated by: Dioclese
(More skeletons in Lady Stocking’s cupboard, Day Admin – Daily Mail News Link )
She looks like a blue-stocking Lady Stocking.
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She’s been sacked from the presidency of the all-women Murray Walker College, Cambridge..
Later it says-
‘She is thought to earn between £70,000 and £80,000 and lives in a £2 million home on college property – whose alumni include Sue Perkins and Claudia Winkleman.’
‘whose alumni include Sue Perkins and Claudia Winkleman.’ Ffs
Ha ha ha. Some alumni…
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Sorry-
‘Murray Edwards College’
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Oxfam ? Scavving cunts.
Multimillion industry sending kiddydiddlers to Africa to prey on 3rd world kids.
I wouldn’t give Oxfam the steam off my piss nowadays.
Used to!
Wifes wedding dress
All the kids school uniforms.
But nowadays I wouldn’t give to any charity.
Not out of any political view,
Just cant be arsed.
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They are simply a corporation out to make as much money as possible.
Just like Tesco.
So rammed full of cunts.
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Anyone earning that sort of money working for a charity deserves to be cunted, talk about taking the piss 😂
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That’s little M’tebe-taking a pot of piss/water, 10 miles a day😉
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Excellent nom Dio, and very timely ( current onslaught of Charity appeals on TV )
Charities extract huge ( obscene ) amounts which attract a 20% added bonus from the UK Treasury, (£18 Billion yielding 20% (4.6 billion ) ( ONS ) ( Charity Comm 2018 )
Indeed , I was shocked to find that there are over 400,000 registered Charities in the UK. This actually is a big employer in terms of both paid and unpaid workers.
CEO’s ( Millipede as an example ) on huge salaies of &%)<))) per annum and with expenses to boot. Who can forget the waste of cash by principal moron David Milliband ( CEO International rescue ) who forked out 180, 000 of IR's cash to put thousands of lifejackets on Westminster green to emphasis the needs of migrants crossing the Med.?
All charities are nothing short of a massive con, that exploits the good and benevolent nature of people who succumb to their propaganda exercises.
I would love to see a radical Government abolish entirely charitable status in a massive cull of the Industry.
Will I be giving this christmas ? Nope. Fuck Off !
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Spot on merry Christmas
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As if the devastating earthquake in Haiti wasn’t enough to then have kiddy diddling charity workers showing up and the fucking Clintons and their foundation which was mired in scandals of missing billions and cronyism.
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Oxford Famine relief has morphed from a middle class, religious charity “feeding” the poor of the world to a rapacious corporation taking money out of your pocket wether you like it or not. Sending Tarquin to Eton is not my priority. neither is feeding the 1.2 billion Africans who are going to turn up in Kent.
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Looks more like a sleazy con than a charidee to me. I’m surprised that anybody gives them cash after the scandals of recent years.
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Feed a African a sandwich he’ll ask for pudding.
Its bad for them .
I give fuck all.
Im worried about their weight.
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The UK Govt is the biggest charity going.
You and your beard out tonight Miserable?
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Yeah LL, we’re out for a cultural evening of music, maybe a small drinky,
4 of us, all friends since nippers,
Everyone of us a gentleman of taste, 4 David Nivens 😁😁
Im quite thirsty.
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Never Say Die.
Enjoy your Sabbath tribute band, MNC
✌️🤘👍
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Remember watching Live Aid as a kid and saying to the amusement of the family, ‘All those kids have fat bellies. They’re not starving.”
I also liked Bernard Manning’s astute observation, ” These fucking Ethiopians are all starving, so they say. Fucking bollocks. There’s fucking flies everywhere. Work it out. Some cunt is having a shit.”
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Charity begins at home. And for me it fucking well ends at home as well.
I give to the Dog’s Trust and our local children’s hospices, both of which are heavily dependent on charitable donations. A few quid in the Church offertory too, and that’s my lot.
Greedy, multinational corporate charities with their slick TV advertising can fuck right off. Those bastards exploit the elderly, getting them to set up direct debits which they can plunder, then sell their ‘mugs list’ on to other charities who do the same. They’re little better than scammers. And how much of what they raise goes to where it’s needed? Hardly any is how much.
Fuck off Oxfam and all the rest of them.
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Sub us a tenner Geordie?
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MNC@ – No need to tap any cash – our calendar “naked deviants of the North” is selling well – ducky Jones wants ten copies and Dame Starmer is reported to be “most interested in coming across it”!
Did that photographer “Fat Reg” try to bum you as well?
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Big charities like this are just a veneer of respectability thrown over massive salaries, lease cars, criminal activity, fraud, and probably worse.
I ONLY support charities that I know are not on the take.
I bet these places are filled to the brim with parasites leaching all they can from the system.
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Charities that are not on the take? That must be a fucking short list Spanky.
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Billions donated over the decades, and yet the TV adverts remain the same..
Enough said
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I completely agree. This in itself is reason enough to stop any donations. My other half would tell you that I’m not exactly a caring sharing type but it seems to me the modern world is leaving some people behind, which is sad for them, but trying to prop them up and compensate for their inadequacy is just a waste of time and the money would be better spent on those who have the capacity to improve their circumstances in this country. I’m 55 now and even when I was a kid people were collecting for Africa. it has made piss all difference. Also I don’t like it when the Government take it open themselves to pledge another £2 or whatever amount to match someone’s donation to Water Aid , because that is not their fucking money to play about with.
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Giving local is always the best approach. There’s a charity in my area called Dorothy House that does some great work in their hospices – myself and my family have gotten some surprisingly good clothes and furniture from there before.
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I donate to the volunteer firemen in our town. I benefit from the sexy firewoman who dresses up as Santa’s little helper each Christmas ( and I don’t mean the dog from the Simpsons)
Oxfam, all organized Charidees colossal scams run by grifting pee-doh cunts.
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Apologies, it’s a Grauniad link..
https://www.theguardian.com/society/salarysurvey/table/0,,791702,00.html
I once worked for a while as a peon in a local charity, would it surprise you to know that the (now ex/ retired) CEO had a criminal conviction for fraud?, Or that the current CEO came from a quango where 5 people were sharing a 2.5 million quid wage bill courtesy of the taxpayer?
Once they get above a certain size, and usually once the charity’s founders are well out of the way, they’re all fucking at it.
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well, that fucking link broke nicely…attempt 2
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Good on you finding that out Tnuc. Fascinating, not to say horrifying reading.
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Horrific
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If the likes of Oxscam like to cut costs, I don’t mind being CEO on a reduced salary. Let’s say £60,000 to start with. Plus expenses of course. You would probably reckon they should be beating a path to my door, but that’s not what it’s all about though. It’s jobs for the boys. You don’t apply, the cronies in Westminster find you. Been a well paid civil servant all your life? The jobs yours my son! Spent your entire life doing voluntary work for numerous charities? Fuck off!!
That’s how it works. It’s nothing to do with starving africunts anymore, it hasn’t been for decades. It’s big business and the elite want a fucking nice juicy slice of it. Please don’t donate to these cunts in any shape or form. All you’re doing is making rich people richer.
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Exactly that.
Well said FMC👍
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The fuckers at Oxfam will starve if they need my cash. I give to a particular local charity, great people doing a great job. By only giving to one, I hope my cash is making a bit of a difference.
Have a great night out, MNC. Ignore the restriction (wahtever they are this week!) and make sure you get totally trousered.
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And now we’re being inundated by Unicef and MSF banging on about the crisis in Afghanistan!
As someone ably and rightly pointed out, isn’t it the responsibility of the Afghans to sort it out?
Fuck ’em, the only charity that gets my cash is a tiny charity, run be two ladies who volunteer their time and don’t even reimburse their expenses out of the funds raised.
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JP@ – China Joe sent 1.7 billion US Dollars in cash to the taliban, the “army” deserted and left the taliban 84 billion Dollars worth of weapons and kit and the Chinese are paying them a fortune for the rare earth mineral mining rights.
This is on top of the UN aid Afghanistan receives annually and the massive amount the taliban make from selling heroin.
Afghan people starving and freezing?
Go and whine to the fucking taliban.
I enjoyed sending back the begging letter the Salvation Army sent me recently – I penned a few choice words and sent it back to them in the pre-paid envelope provided.
“Charities” are no longer charities by and large – they are a greedy, morally bankrupt corporate tax dodge.
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What you said.
During the first lock down, last year, because I was bored out of my skull, I decided to keep a note of every charity that had a begging ad on TV. There are some who ask for a one-off payment, but most want a small amount monthly.
Of course they do!
Anyway, long story short, I gave up when I got to £97 a month.
Charity overdose, stop it you utter, utter cunts.
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There’s always a bloody crisis somewhere.
The UK’s GDP for 2020 was over £2 trillion. If you gave all of that to ‘the third world’, it would disappear like a rat up a drainpipe, and you wouldn’t see the slightest difference.
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Not one penny out of me.Baby Abdul can starve.
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@Dioclese:
Give a man a fish-It will feed him for a day.
Teach him to fish, he will eat for life.
Give an African a fish-he will fuck it and catch fish-AIDS.
Teach him to fish, he will complain if white oppression and claim reparations.
🧐
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Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit on a river bank drinking beer.
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Brilliant
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The late Sam Kinison had this pegged decades ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0q4o58pKwA
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Oxfam = trendy, middle class, fifth columnist commies.
Get To Fuck.
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You forgot the Peter Files…
I bet the jug-eared cunt on Water Aid ad has loads of filth on his camera data stick. And his bottle-bottomed spectacles suggest an undue amount of fappery.
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Posh rich people pretending to care about the poor and oppressed. Like fuck they do. They just get richer and revel in their self advertised virtue. Ironic that the newspaper in the header has a picture of two of the biggest of these fake cunts.
A massive fucking scam.
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Is there a charity for handing out condoms? And telling people how to use them? Mind you, half the twats wouldn’t use them anyway. Or the Catholic Church would insist they had to have a hole cut in them…
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I’ve lived and worked in Africa, paid tax and couldn’t vote. So they can suck my plums.
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Ever wonder where that clothing goes that’s donated to Africa? I can tell you for a fact that a good portion of it ended up on market rails in the townships down the road from where I used to live, all for sale. Whatever else they are, they’re not fucking stupid.
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I remember when my mother was wilfully continuing to live in hospital, I used to console myself by listening to Dame Edna singing “The Night we burnt my Mother’s Things.”
There is a lovely line, when the the local plisman walks by, and spies a ‘dirty great red glow’ from the chimney, and asks:
“Why not bung them off to War on Want, or in the Oxfam box?”
‘I said “What self-respecting refugee would wear my mother’s frocks??!”
A verse as good as any by Schubert or Wolf…
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I highly recommend “Fox Aid”, my charity – I want a new pair of socks for Christmas but am too mean to buy any so all contributions to “The Cave, 22 Tripe End, Yorkshire – ah said bloody Yorkshire”!
And I know the locals contribute – some of the dogshit through the letterbox is still warm! 😀
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They can all fuck off.
If me and all those I care about become multi millionaires, I might donate a few bob to local charities, not these big corporate scamming cunts (charities my arse).
What’s that? Mtembe was a child soldier and needs a home? Yes, what could possibly go wrong by bringing in loads of illiterate 9 year olds with 25 kills to their name?
They can fuck right off. We can’t sort out Africa’s problems. And we certainly can’t sort them by bringing them all here.
And don’t get me started on those horrific animal cruelty ones (usually from third worlders treating animals like shit). As horrific as they are, if doesn’t matter what you send. The cunts will still have dancing bears or donkeys being made to walk on broken legs. Those adverts should be banned.
The animal torturers are fucking cunts and no amount of money, sadly, will stop them.
Now, if they said they’ll send over some mental ex foreign legion types to hunt and kill these fucking cunts, I might donate, but these ‘charities’ almost certainly want this cruelty to continue because that’s how these cunts make their 100k+ ‘salaries’.
Chug chug “Hello sir, would you like to make a donation for the people of..”
(Interjects) “I hope they all fucking die.”
Usually works.
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So young and yet so cynical. Taught you well, they have!
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Thanks for the kind words, but I’m no spring chicken. Middle aged with raging arse grapes.
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Charities and Aid, all a fucking scam that achieves fuck all except lucrative salaries for cunts. Mostly in London (well it’s so expensive to dine at the Ivy doncha know)
I do admire the Sally Army for good works and bands but that’s it.
My wife and 4 others throughout the country run an online Staffy rescue charity – raising money for vet fees (robbing cunts) kennels, transport, rescue homes etc. None of them take a penny.
The much loved and respected David Miliband works for a charity. He gets a measly couple of mill a year.
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Oxscam…. milking starving Africunt children for all they’re worth – been going on as long as I can remember (60 years?) – £100s of billions poured in and still the Africunts are unable to build a viable economy… just the remnants of whitey’s reign of terror remain viable. Why? Because of the lefty policy of cultural dependence: keep ’em starving and keep us in our £100,000+ jobs for life. Bag of bones babies and innocent kids, flies buzzing around their pained staring eyes, child abuse on an industrial scale: but check out the well fed, well dressed parents. Thing is if they too were malnourished that would effect their fertility and ability to sire yet another generation of dependant sprog to grow into adults holding their hands out to wicked white saviours, and Oxscam wouldn’t want that… Oxscam is Big Business, epitomising the Socialist culture of dependence.
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I have commented previously on how well washed these poor people who Water aid desperately want us to help. How clean their clothes and teeth are, come on, charities, show us shabby, emaciated people wearing rags, we might actually believe you.
Still won’t donate, though.
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Company I worked for way back in the seventies Ruff, won a contract looking after some of Oxfams IT kit. First field engineer who attended one of their offices, first observation on return; “I wish I could afford carpet at home like they have.”
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And reading your post again Ruff, the Socialist culture of dependence, 100% correct. Trying to remember who used to use the apposite expression; “council house serfs”.
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That sounds like something Edward Heath or Tony Blair would say.
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Or possibly Michael Gove?
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The regional head of Mencap back in the early 90s was on 50k plus car. Back then…. Ahem allegedly.
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I think Smashy and Nicey summed it up perfectly……..
I love charidee mate…….but I don’t like to talk about it.
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The milk of human kindness dried up in my tit years ago.
Fackem
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Ha. Fuck all charities, especially the ones that post plastic bags through my front door.
That said they are handy for the rubbish. Some collecting cunt said I should put the thing back out unopened for them to return. I offered it back full of the crap and said perhaps you should not post the fucking thing through my door uninvited…
As once it’s on my property I reserve the right to do what I like with it.
Hence why the recent RNLI begging letter was used to pick up cat shit from the grass and then tossed into the road.
Fuck me I’m in a bad mood. Must have been the nom about Gloucester. Wank wank wank.
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I think it’s nice that charities sponsor those bin bags. It helps to raise awareness, and they’re a good deal stronger than the warm chewing-gum the council provide.
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