What a washed up has been old Cunt.
If she was a talented singer songwriter, she could still be relevant, still making music, maybe great songs that resonate with the wit, wisdom, and maturity that an older artist sometimes does.
But she never was a talented singer songwriter. She was extremely lucky to be in the right place at the right time, and had a team of cunts that knew what stuff she could warble and wobble her tits at.
Now look at the state of it.
With her music career way back in the rear view mirror, I mean the last hit she had was the stage, when she fell on the Brits, that was funny as fuck, she now has to resort to flashing the gash to get noticed. It’s embarrassing.
I imagine the only fucker who thinks her new head is attractive is Katie Price, as she’s halfway there, and is probably buying parts of the old one on eBay.
Whatever they do to the face, neck, tits, arse, legs, they haven’t worked out how to hands yet. Check out the biddy bingo grabbers on her. (I’m sure some of the regulars on here will get the horn regardless – Day Admin)
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
Excellent cunting Mr Japseye, seems you’ve covered every base with that putdown, look at the dumb bitch on chat shows slouching in her seat as if she could knock out Mike Tyson.! If her talent matched her attitude she would be Prince but sadly it doesn’t, in short, she’s Fuckin Wank.!
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You know that subterranean tunnel that the boulder chases Indiana Jones down in Raiders Of The Lost Ark? The one that’s dripping with rancid sludge, overgrown with fungi and infested with insect life?
That’s her snatch, that is.
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