What a washed up has been old Cunt.
If she was a talented singer songwriter, she could still be relevant, still making music, maybe great songs that resonate with the wit, wisdom, and maturity that an older artist sometimes does.
But she never was a talented singer songwriter. She was extremely lucky to be in the right place at the right time, and had a team of cunts that knew what stuff she could warble and wobble her tits at.
Now look at the state of it.
With her music career way back in the rear view mirror, I mean the last hit she had was the stage, when she fell on the Brits, that was funny as fuck, she now has to resort to flashing the gash to get noticed. It’s embarrassing.
I imagine the only fucker who thinks her new head is attractive is Katie Price, as she’s halfway there, and is probably buying parts of the old one on eBay.
Whatever they do to the face, neck, tits, arse, legs, they haven’t worked out how to hands yet. Check out the biddy bingo grabbers on her. (I’m sure some of the regulars on here will get the horn regardless – Day Admin)
Nominated by: Gutstick Japseye
Never liked her, her music, her “acting” or her.
Fucked her way to the top-actors, record producers, directors.
She is the epitome of vacuous slag.
62? She will still be desperately clawing for attention, when she is 72👎
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Bit early in the day for the “Rocky Horror Show”
No breakfast for me, again.
Bleurgh!
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🤮
{🔈BingBong}
Cleaner required on Aisle 4.
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She reminds me of that bathtub scene in the Shining.
Wizened old whore.
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She is just a cheap tramp, devoid of talent or charm – all she has to offer is a reamed out old cunt, which agents and record producers would use at their own risk – a guaranteed trip to the clap clinic is all the old whore could guarantee you. She looks even too old to end up in stark bollock naked in the potato sack in “Frenzy”. Even “Mr. Rust” would have standards below which he would fail to go. More than likely she will end up as a naked corpse in Epping Forest, discovered well gone in decomposition.
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The old Munter reminds me of Bette Davis’s character in whatever happened to Baby Jane.!
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Used to give me the Horn “like a Virgin “ my arse.
Still empty my sack on her.
True blue baby.
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Its bad enough with the young celeb cunts on social media but some old slapper a few years off pension age whoring herself to try and stay relevant is just plain degrading. Any lingering self-respect must have been sucked out in her last colonoscopy.
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Shes deluded,
Sees herself as a sex kitten.
She was my granny id smother her with a pillow.
Elderly people acting sexy?!!!
Toyah wilcox
Mick jagger
Diana Dors
All suffered with this.
They strip off it looks like a advert for world of leather.
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What about that repulsive old cunt Iggy Pop?
About 10 years ago I saw him at the Hop Farm festival in Kent just daaahn the road from where I live. Between songs some bloke bellowed out at the top of his lungs,
“PUT A FUCKIN’ SHIRT ON YOU OLD TWAT”!!!!
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Diana Dors was only 52 when died.
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Stone?
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Only a true narcissist could compare the covering up of her tit with the alleged genocide of the North American Indian.
That takes quite a leap of the imagination but, somehow, this old skank managed to pull it off.
A classic piece of virtue signalling that even Sir Hamilcunt would be proud of.
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She reminds me of that Greta cover version nom from a few days ago…
“Like a Cunt”
“Material Hypocrite”
“Everybody Listen to me”!
“Dress Me Up Like Mutton”
“Madge Don’t Preach”
“Who’s That Whiney Old Cunt?”
“Cunts Don’t Live Here Anymore”
“Don’t Tell Me I’m an Old Cunt”
“Moan Another Day”
Err.. that’s it because she’s done fuck all of note since the turn of the century. But now she’s jumped on the “What about me? I’m still alive and important you know!” bandwagon
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“Like a virgin” that song was to wind up Catholics
When that waned she then decided on black cock to wind up everyone
Talentless whore
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Mecuntry,
The other day I sat watching a documentary about iguanas.
I like nature shows.
Turns out it was the Rolling stones live in concert!!
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Turkey necks as I like to call em , morning MNC
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Morning mate👍
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If I wanted to ogle some tasteless old bird’s giblets, I’ll root around in my neighbours’ bins until I find a partially-defrosted Christmas turkey….the smell will be better and at least it’ll have the grace to no longer emit strangled screeches when I ram my fist up it’s tired old flange.
Geriatric sloshpot.
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Ah jayus Dick, I just was just having me first slice of toast
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I bet that her reeking old minge is that loose it would easily accept a Fisting from the legendary Large handed Pat Jennings.!!
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Looks alright to this old old cunt.
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I’d say you’d be better off riding fresh air and be healthier for it
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It’s a humdinger of a minger alright. Where ever it got too in life, it got there on its back. 🤮
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As you tuck into your breakfast, just think yourselves lucky that you didn’t wake up this morning, with her arsehole hovering above your boat race.
Good morning.
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Fucking pissing it down again.
How much fucking rain can there be ?
Get To Fuck.
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Looks like she morphing into one of the cat people…
Never liked her back in the 8Os, all that hype surrounding ‘like a virgin’ plus more recently she married that mockney cockney Guy Ritchie cunt and for a while they tried to be the English landed gentry buying a mansion and great slab of an estate.
Her raddled old minge must look like a wizards sleeve.
That said I bet there are one or two here that would give it a go still.
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A couple of the usual suspects are noticeable by their absence.
Probably in the bathroom, wanking.
The dirty bastards . 😀
Morning, Mr. DiCunty.
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Morning Jack, drier here this morning, but bloody windy….need it to drop so I can get to the coast and throw me lines out
I suspect you are correct in your bathroom observation, it’s not a nice thought TBH, I may have pop to YouPorn to view a nubile young lady, in order to clear my mind…. 👍
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I’m going out to do some hedge cutting.
The fun never stops.
I wonder if Madge has a dense, matted, dark key spunked thicket ?
Sorry, scrub that.
Try and erase it from your mind.
I do apologise. 😁
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No worries.
She may well be in possession of a shaven haven down below. A haven i think a Maersk Line Container ship could berth in….
Enjoy the hedge trimming.
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Got to stay relevant, eh? Well if flash the gash doesn’t work, it’s time to pop back to the Dark Continent and buy another child. No better fashion statement than that.
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What had she lost under that bed? Teeth? Bloomers? Pension book?
And was B&W cunt responsible for the hole at the arse?
I think we should be told.
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Dunwankin’ ?
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Sean Penn turned out to be a right cunt too.
Good morning, everyone.
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Christ what a hag.
I wonder if her doctor has ever told her that all that cosmetic surgery will have ruined her heart.
I suppose not as she’d stop paying them.
Oh well.
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Her manager, with nothing much to do these days, has probably told her all about the wonders of getting noticed by reading her a bedtime book called “Virtue Signalling for Dummies and Old Cunts”
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What a rancid old spunk bucket. Guy Richie certainly had a luck escape. Saw him recently with a tasty young fillie
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I always thought she looked a bit “second hand” when she was younger, like a used dog chew…
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Can’t stand Madonna.
Deluded faux leftist, cheap whore and shite singer.
I will say though that she was well fit in the video for Cherish back in the day and some of her work with William Orbit around the turn of the millennium was quite good.
Apart from that, go and make good on your pathetic threat to blow up the Whitehouse and please take the other decrepit has been Joe Biden with you while you’re at it.
Good Morning
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When I initially saw the photo I thought it was the “JUDDERMAN” advertising a new Xmas schnapps
The scrawny old cunt should have retired years ago with some semblance of dignity, instead this narcissistic old “has been” simply refuses to call it a day and appears willing to do / show absolutely anything to stay in the limelight, that photo of her boney old chicken legs hanging out from under the bed being the most recent.
What sort of cunts still following her?
Most I presume only do so out of some morbid curiosity..
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Some kind of
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She doesnt send ‘temperatures soaring’ anymore. Nor does she ‘set pulses racing’ Unlike Carol.
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Sad, delusional has been, desperately trying to remain relevant.
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I want Madonnas Christmas single to be “turn the flamethrower off and please show mercy Mr Fox” – I have contacted that Pete Wankerman with regard to making a video but no response as yet..
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Sirs:
I’d take a poke at Madonna under specific circumstances:
1. Complete check of site prior to the act. Including dioxin and ricin detection, and Geiger counter.
2. Haz-Mat suit plus quadruple-thick condom
3. $1 billion, in cash, half upfront.
4. Maximum publicity so I can be a woke hero too.
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Ugly old sow
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Got free tickets once so went to see the sinuey old crow, the show was called tick, tock, time and the demanted tart was fucking late, it was all i could do to not launch my beer at her from the cheap seats.
She needs a good psychiatrist and some really strong Sanatogen i recken…..
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