Daniel Kawczynski MP – Mind Your Language

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Hmm….a suspiciously sounding Polish name. In 2019 this Tory M.P. claimed “I am almost fluent in Polish.” Yet he has since spent 22 grand of our money on “Polish lessons.”

Oh really! Call me Mr Cynical if you like but may I suggest that his “teachers” might have been right cracking looking birds with big tits?
Polish lessons my fucking arse.

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58 thoughts on “Daniel Kawczynski MP – Mind Your Language”

  1. Shadow Commons leader Thangam Debonnaire took £3,411 worth of Arabic classes in 2020-21, saying it ‘helps me communicate with the diverse population’ in her Bristol West constituency. DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH! WHEN YOUR NOT PAYING FOR IT.

    • Her cuntstituents should feckin well learn English. Presumably Bristol West is in England?
      When I got chucked out of university for failing 1st-year Arabic, I worked in a printer’s in W London. The local fags ‘n’ rags still had wood and glass cases up outside, advertising all sorts of goodies, including “Czech lessons”…
      We had a couple of blokes in our Russian dept. teaching Czech, the thought crossed my mind of the senior of the two done up in cheap fillies & c. Not a pretty sight. The mind boggled…

      • It’s quite a simple system pay your dues and die. You only look after rich people they live forever it’s all a conspiracy…. Doubt it.

    • “Diversity, equity, and inclusion ” Is communism and the destruction of a liberal democracy. Trojan horse.

  3. Are you sure he didn’t mean polish lessons as in polishing, as in French polishing, nudge nudge, wink wink.

    Maybe his instructor was the immaculately presented Donald Tusk?

    • Theiving gypsy bastard!
      He’s got a teenagers haircut on a middle aged head.
      Gas him.

      • Danny Boy came out as bisexual a few years ago so maybe needs to brush up on some key phrases like “this cock ring is a bit tight” and “have you seen that butt plug?”.

      • Ah! Bi sexual, bi lingual,
        Kowalski doesnt know if hes Arthur or Martha.
        Wants the best of both worlds?

        Gas him.

      • I think he just doesn’t want the hassle of having to role play a washing machine repairman like Keith Vaz when playing hunt the drum paddle.

      • Your saying hes a slav to love?
        Wait till his next expenses are published,
        £4,500 pole dancing lessons.😁

  4. Perhaps it’s a nice insurance policy.

    When Western Europe is under the caliphate’s sandal he can integrate nicely into a proud country that won’t have anything to do with the savages.

    All free,after all people like him very rarely pay for anything themselves.

  5. I agree with Unkle.
    Is it a desire to further educate their selves? Excuse me while I laugh.
    Is it a desire to better communication on the behalf of the their constituents, and/or the electorate in general? Excuse me again while I guffaw.
    Or is it advance preparation, ready for relocation? I mean, Hebrew, ffs!

  6. What gets me is that if you’re a business you cannot deduct tax for Qualifications of Employees why on earth should these people be able to use expenses to improve their own lives. Once again self serving.

      • MPs could save public money by just learning the word “Gimme” in every shite-hole language…that’ll cover it.

        Afternoon,Unkle T.
        Afternoon,All.

    • You can imagine the hilarity ensuing when Diane Abbott meets members of her constituency. Clicks and whistles and Nigerian pidgin English meet the retarded babbling nonsensical utterings of big Di.

      Evening Fiddler.

      • I remember telling a female Idi Amin type that I was very sorry but I didn’t speak Kitchen-Kaffir….she went fucking mental….I was actually quite relieved when Security turned up to escort me out before Queen Kong ripped me nuts off.

        Afternoon,LL.

  8. I wondered about those taking French or Spanish lessons. Why the hell would anyone want to live in France or Spain?
    Then I remembered that they are not the only countries that speak those languages.

  9. Polish is easy.
    Zarkov is taking the piss.
    “Fuckski offski.”
    Only language worth learning is English.
    If you come here you should learn the language.
    You should speak English.

    With a Northern accent.
    All dialects are acceptable.
    Scouse included.

      • DFF@ – Evening Sir Fiddler – I would have a very sensible policy – “can’t speak English? You have 12 months to self fund lessons and get to a decent standard or fuck off home”. And no non English speakers allowed in the Country – it is not our job to fund teaching someone how to say in a decent language “where is the benefits office/housing department/nearest school” etc..
        Workable solutions, and if they do not recognise the click of a safety catch being removed I sense a lot less of our “darkened visitors” making it to shore..

      • You jogged my memory there Vern. In the seventies I met a Canadian who told me that they had lots of immigrants from the subcontinent in Canada even back then. He went on to say that they were required to have a basic standard of English after being in the country for twelve months. Don’t know of any sanctions which may have been applied. Wonder if any other cunter has any more knowledge ?

      • And in the eighties my wife worked with a pakistani girl whose family arranged her marriage to a first cousin she had never met. Night before the wedding she vanished. Years later they discovered she was in Canada.

  12. Polish lessons my ass. More like a Polish whore to Polish his bell end (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).

  13. Politicians, cunts in any language.

    They are all laughing at us. They are all taking the piss and they know it. You might say some of them are decent people? Then why are the ‘decent’ ones not standing up and calling he rest out for being greedy corrupt cunts?

    Tony Blair hasn’t been held accountable because if he’s made accountable they fear the rest of them may be held accountable.

    From the Iraqi war, through Brexit, Grenfall and the mishandling of the pandemic which the opposition has enabled there are a lot of chickens to come home to roost.

    Accountable at the ballot box doesn’t wash any more! These cunts a public servants and it’s time we made them kneel before us.

    • Becoming an MP must be like being handed the key to the royal crapper.

      Once they’re in it is a job for life unless of course they do a Webb or an Onasanya and use their privileged position to royally take the piss.

    • Heath, Major Bumhole, Blair, Brown, The Good Friday Agreement, Cameron and Not so Much but Boris. Getting their teeth into him too. He might be a cunt, but I also don’t believe he is as bad as the media makes out. Did you see his ‘Party’ if that’s the best they can come up with then fuck me sideways. I still don’t trust him though because the company he surrounds himself with. Like Pretty Useless and Spazzid Javid.

  14. Polish birds are mighty fine till the age of 30.
    Then all they all become fat cabbage harvesters. Like most eastern European women the shelve life is not long.

    • Well, one thing about the poles,
      They protect their borders.
      Which is more than we do.
      Those inhuman hordes Lukeshenko let loose?
      Borderfarce would of carried their fuckin suitcases to the nearest 4* hotel .

    • Polish lads go after Ukranian or Russian girls, for good reason.
      The Russians go for Polish men, because Russianness are consummate piss artistes.

      • British now get what they get, can’t be too choosy anymore bombs flying through the roof or in taxis, gays jumping out the bush and Tommy Robinson being called a racist (when he is calling out perverts). Lovely bubbly. At least we have free speech, well that’s going by the wayside.

  15. This cunt seems quite fond of money.

    A quick Google search reveals all sorts of alleged controversies, including bullying, intimidation, and receiving payments totalling £250k from a mining company!

    Clearly has the interests of his constituents high on his list of priorities

    Google Search kawczynski

  16. I thought they (the east Europeans) fucked off during lockdown.

    The new lot from Afghanistan were all translators or teachers so they don’t need any fucking help with language.

    What a waste of money, cunts.

    • Our town is still awash with gobby East Europeans. If anything there’s even more of them since Brexit.

  17. You have to read between the lines when a translator.
    Linguistic differences, emphasis on certain vowels etc.
    Im pretty savvy to it.

    Child migrant-30something parasite
    Asylum seeker- economic parasite
    Tory party- friends of the earth
    Lockdown- party at no10
    Eyetest- 260mile drive
    Lessons learnt-nowt done
    French fisherman-people trafficker

  18. Just apply for a job with LIDL. You’ll be speaking Polish, drinking shite lager, and pissing in the street in your gravy-stained tracky bottoms within weeks.

  20. Why didn’t these freeloading cunts learn these languages at school?
    Because they were too thick.
    There are hundreds of graduates from British unis who are fluent in all number of foreign languages who would run rings around these parasites.
    Everyone knows that the “job” of MP Must be the only highly paid position that requires no qualifications whatsoever.
    They should be made to sit special exams to demonstrate that they are capable of doing the job.

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