Boris Johnson (17) – A Liar and A Cunt

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Boris Johnson.

Fuck Off.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

(A truly superb in-depth and emotional nom, Dick. But we might need a few more lines just to avoid any confusion about why this poor and lonely individual is causing you so much heartache. Many thanks – Day Admin)

Enough is enough….the halcyon days of “Churchill Mk2” Boris leading us to liberation from the hated EU are long gone.

I never trusted the man before but to see the depths to which he has sunk is utterly incredible..the “bumbling but good-hearted” act is done.

The man has spent his life believing that he was destined for Greatness…well if being a corrupt liar who can barely be bothered to hide his contempt for the “little People” qualifies him for Greatness,then,yes, he is indeed “Great”.

The Man is utterly contemptible and unless the Tories ditch him immediately,they deserve to sink without trace.

Fuck Off and spend more time with your family,you fucking Cunt.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

(More info here – Day Admin Daily Mail News Link )

143 thoughts on “Boris Johnson (17) – A Liar and A Cunt”

  1. I don’t know what’s more shambolic – his handling of the pandemic or the Champions League draw.

  2. No-one voted for Boris Johnson at the last election, they voted for brexit. There can’t be all that many people who were taken in by his bumbling personality and his unkempt appearance. It’s all carefully arranged to project an image, that of someone who’s self-deprecating, caring and eager to do his job well. In actual fact he is no different than any other politician and is only eager to help himself. The Conservatives couldn’t find a more suitable leader which tells you everything about the present state of their party.

    • People voted Tory in 2019 to get rid of that treacherous twat Corbyn! We would rather install [temporarily] that spluttering sociopath Johnson..but he has to go now! I don’t like anyone who takes the piss to that extent..and we all knew BJ..[lol]..would run Downing Street like a kid would run a sweet – shop!
      We do need Ben Elton to write a sit – com though..a’ la Blackadder about the cunt..his cuntitude and cunty sycophantic cabinet cronies!!

  3. An associate of mine knows his ex wife (the most recent ex!).
    She is not a particularly nice person herself, allegedly-but Boris treated her and the kids like shit.

    Happy to say I have never voted for the useless, fat, lying cunt👍
    I never fucking will, either.

    Democracy that isn’t democratic. Bring back Cromwell.
    Better still, bring back great Uncle Addy. No sightseeing in Paris, this time🤔

    • The way that Boris and Matt Hancock just left their wives should have been the political scandal of the decade, absolutely shocking brazen display of, “fuck the bitch, fresh pussy for daddy!” should have caused an outrage among everyone, at least the female pundits and it kinda did, but Boris and Hand-cock just shrugged and got on with their Holy Mission to enslave us further. Pure narcissists, psychopathic, sad.

      • The fat corrupt, rotten, albino, cheating, lying, scruffy cunt, should not be referred to as “Boris” as that sounds over familiar and chummy.

        He isn’t, hasn’t and never will be your chum.

        Johnson or Cunt should suffice.

  4. We don’t deserve better than Boris. We really don’t. I used to be proud to be British but looking at how events have unfolded and how we have turned against each other in the last 5+ years I’m not anymore.

    • “Every nation gets the government it deserves.”

      (Joseph de Maistre, circa 1800)

    • All by design OC

      A divided people are a people without a common identity.

      The covid scam was the final piece in the jigsaw because now we have the perfect situation where family, friends and neighbours are all turning on each other.

    • We all need to start voting for independents, that’s what I’m doing now. I’m done with the politicians, but not politics, which is a word I hate, wish it could be replaced with ‘civics’ which is now an arcane word and concept. But more than anything, we need to bring the eccentric merry spirit that resides with the tribes of these isles.

      • CG@ – Topping idea – vote Fox! (and if you would care to engage in a spot of “voter intimidation”)..

      • Fuck voting they are all lying cunts no matter whom they claim to stand for.

        I’m done with voting for a bunch lefty righty or middle of the fucking cunting road twats.

        Politicians are all just lying fucking cunts and Boris is the fastest biggest cheating cunt of them all. Twat

  5. I’m a Tory though and through.

    Bluer than blue I am.

    I’ve voted Tory every election, from Macmillan to this charlatan we have in office today.

    Never, have I been so disappointed in a Tory government as this shower.

    This man, and his government are nothing short of a disgrace.

    I doubt he will make it to another general election. But would I vote for him? Yes, begrudgingly.

    “You’ve never had it so good!”

    ”SuperMac” will be spinning in his grave.

    • I am a Tory voter, but the only chance they have is to ditch the jelly, and in the name of Dog get somebody decent. Doris is a total buffoon, an utter embarrassment, and a lumpy skidmark on the Y-Fronts of British politics.

      • The Jellyfish is a fake HBH.

        Like MFI furniture, the smooth veneer has been chipped off, and now we see the chipboard pulp that lies beneath.

        Who can replace him?

        The whole cabinet is near incompetent and talentless.

        The ‘grandees’ have all but vacated the back benches.

        The shadow cabinet looks in even worse shape.

        Not one current minister is fit to be PM.

        In short, what a fucking mess.

      • Yes, Odin. I would have preferred Mogg.

        But there is a danger that he could just be another ‘act’, and his brand ends up overshadowing his job.

        Ken Clarke would have been a fine choice if he hadn’t been a raving Europhile and nearly 80. A highly talented and smart man he is.

        Rory Stewart seemed a gentleman, but was too far left for my liking.

        Graham Brady, Andrew Brigden, Peter Bone, Desmond Swayne and Bottomley need to get off those back benches.

        Swayne would be my number one choice for PM.

      • Oh God, not this Rees-Mogg pish again! He’s a puritanical God-botherer who’d do anything for a shekel. He’s worth what – “well over” 100 milion quid? He’s as in-touch with the people of this land as Trump is with Americans. Total charlatan. Get tae fuck!

  6. We never voted for the swivel eyed loons of the SAGE and Onion party.Traitors.Commies.Lousy bloody Communist tossers.They want sending to the tower.

  8. Handling of the pandemic and Brexit has now put Labour above the Tories in the polls.

    How short are people’s memories? Labour have a significant issue with anti-Semitism and they vote for for all pandemic restrictions and want even more. No way are they an alternative.

    Voting Labour is like voting Jacinda Acunt. Unless the Tories get rid of Bad Hair Do, expect a Labour government next election.

    • Fucking scary, Cuntologist.
      Is there an ingredient in the “Vakzine” that removes critical thinking?
      🧐

      • Most people just think about their silly little urges these days while their digital detention centre closes in on them inch by inch, day by day. They’ll be unperturbed when one day they need permission from their phone to leave their house to buy some food at the vegan-only supermarket.

    • This just shows how thick people are. They are disappointed with Tories/Boris so they’ll flop over to Labour. No imagination, no insight into how this rigged game works even after 100 years of pantomime politics. Vote independent. Vote for your local ordinary candidate who you can meet with and talk to, email at least and get a reply from THEM not some lackey from a team of lackeys in a swanky office in London. Fuck it, what have you got to lose? Voting Tory/Labour is so clearly pointless now. Apathetic non-voting will also not help. Vote for a cat!

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-human_electoral_candidates

      • Gordon, you are absolutely right in what you are saying.

        However, with the two party structure ingrained within society, coupled with the FPTP system, things are not changing anytime soon.

        Independents tend to have conservative views, generally, not explicitly.

        Voting for these candidates, as sensible as it sounds, could enable Labour to seize seats.

        We, as a small minority could choose to vote independent, and that’s what we would remain, a small minority.

        In short, a wasted vote, or a open gateway into something more sinister.

        I applaud your stance and what you say is absolutely spot-on. But in the real word your methodology is a dead duck unfortunately.

    • Are we still at a point, where it is safe to say, any Labour government is still worse than a jellyfish led Tory government?

      I think so?

    • Yorkshireman in pub, 1902: “Eeeeeeeeeee, I think I’m gunna do meself up like a sambo for the King’s Great Day! And then get on me bike and ride down the Shambles like Daddy Rice dehumanizing ex-slaves! Aye up and God save the King!”

  10. Let’s take an unemotional look at this one…

    (1) there’s no feasible opposition. Labour can’t get a majority unless they retake Scotland from the SNP so a Lab /SNP coalition would be worse.
    (2) cunt or not, the pandemic has been handled quite well given the rapidly changing nature of the disease
    (3) there’s no real alternative tory leader in the wings
    (4) he’s shot himself on the foot lots of times but so have a lot of the others. Rayner, Abbott, Hancock…
    (5) how many parties did Labour hold during lockdown? I think we should be told.
    (6) all politicians are cunts but would you want the job?
    (7) funny how all this party gate shit originated from Cummings. Bitter and twisted? Surely not…

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