Woke ads need a cunting, this isn’t wayysist at all, but it’s really getting out of hand now, and what’s more they seem to be going with the ugly or gormless fuckers to boot.
Oil of Olay, have a talking coconut/gorilla, you looking skin is the least of her worries.
(Wasn’t this crap called Oil of Ulay at some point? Asking for a friend – NA)
Windows 11 have 3 gormless looking fuckers who look like rejects from the fresh Prince of bell air show, probably have a bag of origano in their pockets.
You get the idea it’s 90 percent of all ads, it’s like they bypass any talent so they can have someone coloured…. Marketing cunts
Nominated by: Fuglyucker
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And here’s another one regarding John Lewis’ latest Christmas wokefest. This time from MiddleEngland (and Ron Knee)
Fellow cunters I give you the John Lewis Christmas advert 2021 for consideration.
Yes you’ve guessed it. A black family (why expect different) and a white “alien”.
What does this tell you about the brand I wonder. A celebration of diversity where white people are the aliens. This in a country where 95% of the population is white.
I for one will not but from JLP ever again.
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I never use these stores anyway so this dim-witted tomfoolery is unlikely to change my mind.
I always record anything I want to watch on TV and the FF through the commercials so they don’t even register on me…apart from that one where that cunt Farage tries to parts you with your “unwanted” gold…that’s great.
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Oh dear. It’s bad enough having to endure Christmas ads in October but it is even worse when they go all woke and “inclusive”. And we have the black power woman in tesco. Then there’s Raheem Sterling topping up his meagre wages by doing shaving ads. And the most unlikely mixed marriage families in every other ad.
This is of course Adworld and not life as it actually is in Britain.
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John Lewis Christmas advert – Black family.
Boots Christmas advert – Black man, White woman
M&S Christmas advert – Black man, White woman
In fact most television adverts are of the same racial makeup. Granted there are mixed heritage families, but this is not what the majority of the UK looks like. What’s wrong with these advertisers constantly pushing their woke, multi culti, diversity agenda on to us all. I am actually put off buying anything from these companies because of that fake virtue signalling bollocks mostly influenced by BLM. Fuck off!
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I’m waiting to see a black Father Christmas
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There will be one. Of that, I have no doubt.
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I’m dreaming of a black Christmas
Where the fuck did my presents go?
Did black santa check in?
I can smell chiggun
There’s Nike, footprints in the snow
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Fucking black Father Christmas would steal last year’s presents as well.
We could leave out some Kool Aid and some KFC instead of mince pies and sherry?
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Sirs:
There’s an ad for insurance featuring blacks dancing around being happy and community-minded because they bought insurance, apparently.
The soundtrack is “Just the Two of Us.”
I rewrote the lyrics a bit. Keepin it real.
Just the two of us
I cant count that high
Just the two of us
You and meez
Just the two of us
Slingin hairon on the corner]
Just the two of us
In the jail
Just the two of us
When we was kings we could fly
Just the two of us
Tap that ass
And so on.
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MOJO music magazine, which is going increasingly woke, has a games compendium advert within its pages. It features a family of dark hued ones gawping at a Ludo board like those ape things did at the monolith at the beginning of 2001. According to most advertising these days, every family in Britain (or the majority of them) are black. Which, of course, is bollocks.
Tesco usually have a luvvie celebrity cunt acting like an ‘ordinary’ Christmas shopper in their patronising adverts. Usually a cunt like that fat twat Corden or that Rob Brydon cunt. But I reckon they will have a leftie luvvie cunt like Coogan or Olivia Horseface and some bur-lack woke favourite ‘shopping’ together this year. Pass the fucking sick bucket.
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Christmas may be cancelled due to Covid say the scientists. The one good thing to come out of the last two years. I hate Christmas with a passion due in part to fucking brow beating like these adverts.
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But… But our dark hued friends aren’t allowed to advertise chiggen.
‘Dey canz advertise di Christmas Turkey innit. But dey no allowed to sell da chiggen, coz dat racist innit? And dat’s der law, right?’
Wagwan Rashford told me this personally.
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The John Lewis Christmas advert apparently cost about 8 million to make.
How heartening to see their priorities, especially seeing how the mutherfuckers are presently laying off workers like there’s no tomorrow.
Merry Christmas – Cunts!!!
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Fuck me £8m!!! I just Googled the cost of making It’s a Wonderful Life. $3.18m USD
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Does anyone actually buy something just because of a TV advert? No, I thought so.
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Simple answer blacklist any company doing this shite then email or phone them and tell them………
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Just emailed john lewis. Usual old bollocks reply.
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Good idea. I just left them an email to this very effect.
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Fellow cunters;
Just a note to say the second part of this nom ain’t mine.
Possibly pedantic on my part I know, just don’t want to steal another cunter’s thunder.
Ron
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Are John Lewis the ones that made an advert for home insurance that shows someone wrecking the house even though their insurance policy doesn’t cover wilful destruction of property?
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The very same!
Wankers!
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How do you get a Ethiopia pregnant.
Come on her feet and let the flys do the rest.
School joke c1984…..
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According to Fuck Face Lewis the U.K is now twined with Soweto.! overpriced shithole that i would only go into to steal and hopefully clog the toilet.!
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