Now that the COP26 climate change summit is finally underway in Glasgow, it’s really heart-warming and refreshing to see the sacrifices being made by the great and the good to set an example to us little people.
Take good ol’ ‘Sleepy’ Joe Biden for example. He’s thoughtfully arranged to stay in Edinburgh, so he’s only got to travel some forty miles or so to attend the gig. He’s being transported in a most eco-friendly vehicle, so modest that it’s jokingly and ironically referred to as ‘The Beast’ by his entourage. This vehicle is so fuel efficient that it manages to do an incredible eight miles to the gallon.
Ever mindful of the need to lead where you wish others to follow, ‘Sleepy’ Joe has ordered his delegation to minimise its carbon footprint, so his cavalcade must never exceed twenty vehicles, and no more than one escorting helicopter is permitted.
I think we get the message loud and clear, Mr President. In the fight against climate change, it behoves all of us to make sacrifices.
We’re. All. In. This. Together.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
Not to mention the plane that was needed to bring his car over from America.
The summit was nothing other than a giant piss-up.
There can’t be an intelligent person that would take any notice of anything that the assorted cunts had to say.
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They bring in a reserve Beast as well in case the first one conks out.
Must be all the Chinese parts Cadillac use…š
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I bet that the rest of the 41 cars in his fleet did not come from the local rental company either.
Fuck knows how many transporter planes were needed for 42 limos.
Did the Swedish truant have a word with him about that?
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Local rental cars would probably reek of goat, curry, deep-fried Mars Bars & c…
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All that old cunt should be allowed is one hand-powered wheel commode so he can spew the shit out of his arsehole as well as his mouth
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Let us not forget that the demented old cunt and his bloated entourage first flew in to Rome for a 90 minute chat with the Pope before flying on to Edinburgh.
https://news.sky.com/story/joe-biden-arrives-in-rome-for-meeting-with-pope-francis-ahead-of-g20-and-cop26-12453716
You could not fucking make it up.
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What were Biden and the Pope discussing, or were they merely swapping photos? The Pope’s must have been filthy because Beijing Biden shat his trousers.
Morning, your Ruffnes.
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Morning Herr KapitƤn.
It’s my understanding they were exchanging notes regarding the scent of young girls hair.
That and Climate Change, obviously. š
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Probably looking at “candid” art photographs of Greta Thunderpants having her paper knickers soiled by her piss and then ripped off by Biden himself
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Their mutual fondness for communism and abortion?
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Well cuntedš
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All symbolic. Showing his commitment to the Holy Roman empire.
Flying all the leaders to Rome for one day, prior to a conference about not flying and driving so much. Really?
Pretty obvious if you ask me.
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I’ve singled out ol’ Joe’s entourage as the most obvious example of conspicuous consumption at COP 26, but of course most of the cunts were at it.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/oliverwilliams1/2021/11/05/118-private-jets-take-leaders-to-cop26-climate-summit-burning-over-1000-tons-of-co2/?sh=65e1128753d9
The rules don’t apply to Very Important People. Do as we say, not as we do, little people.
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Even Putin sent 200 spies, I mean delegates.
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It was interesting that the cunt never turned up himself, and missed a great opportunity for his usual grandstanding. He could even have appeared shirtless, giving the admiring public another chance to view his ripped torso.
Cunt.
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Putin is too busy orchestrating the migrant invasion in Belarus š
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@Sicky
Fucking too right that’s what he’s up to
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Same as Suck Dick Khan in his armoured Range Rover driving round London. I bet that cunt has exempted himself from his low emissions zone.
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You’d assume that, but even the charges stand for his vehicles, you can bet yer ass that they’ll be picked up by the local tax payers.
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It looks a bit like a funky, cool hearse. Perhaps the creepy old hair-sniffer can organise an electric car for his funeral which, given how President Skeletor looks, won’t be too long.
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Shouldn’t they all be riding around on bikes? (no, not Katie Price)
They want to save the friggin’ planet, so perhaps the likes of AR, IB and good old Greta should set an example and get on their bikes (far more environmentally friendly that cars – even electric ones!)
As for Biden. Is MSM taking him to task over this? Guess not. I wonder why?
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Ron,
The Beast is but the tip of the iceberg. If youāre sitting comfortably Iāll tell you a true story. Apologies in advance for the lack of brevity!
Mrs Hunt and I were once in Palm Springs Airport (a very pleasant small place) at the end of a road trip and awaiting the shuttle to Los Angeles and thence the flight home.
It transpired that Dubya was due to arrive later that morning on Air Force One which was of some concern to us because the authorities are compelled to shut down the entire airspace for tens of miles around for two hours before its arrival with all flights grounded. (So we were sweating on our connection!).
The best thing about this was that we had a ringside seat from the terminal roof garden and watched three C-15 transporters and an immense number of assorted support planes and helicopters arrive to disgorge The Beast and sundry other āarmoredā cars and security personnel. There they all were displayed right beneath us. Amazing sight.
Sort of unfortunately our flight was called before AF1 was approaching and we were the last to depart before it did so. I can only assume there was even more of this nonsense unfolding in our absence.
Further enquiry revealed Dubya was attending a party fundraiser very near the airport and would only need to travel half a mile to the venue….. and would be heading back to Washington on AF1 within 2 hrs!!!!
So Iām assuming the Republican Party coffers would be a million better off…. and the poor olā US Taxpayer two million worse off?! Hmmm.
Of course itās only a matter of time before Mr & (supreme irony) Mrs Jelly stick the UK taxpayer with the similar trappings befitting their perceived status. Theyāve redecorated No 10; already got the A330 and the ship is on the way…….
Have a good day cunters and my apologies for taking up your time on this true story.
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Fucking hell.
No apology needed Isaac old son. This is a story worth hearing, and will no doubt cause much shaking of heads and muttering amongst cunters eveywhere.
This stuff really is beyond a joke.
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I Iike true stories and anecdotes, they tell you more about people than they would ever want you to know.
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Has no one told these delegates about video conferencing?
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For any Neil Diamond fans out there, he’s currently got his old Volvo for sale on Ebay.
Swede car online….
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To be fair to ol’ Joe, he was clearly giving his serious, undivided attention to the climate change ‘crisis’ at COP 26;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBUgHkbtm9I
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To be fair Ron, I reckon I could do better than sleepy Joe. Iād give it approximately 15 seconds before I nodded off having to listen to all that crap, and no, I wouldnāt be wearing a fucking mask either.
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Ron, you’ve finally signed a decent manager.
Go the Villa!
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Joe Biden is POTUS, surely thatās enough to convince the religious cunters on here that there is no god, the very sight of this cunt sends me into a rage, āIām Irishā, no Joe your a senile septic, now fuck off!!!
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On Bidetās case POTUS = piece of totally useless shit
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Sublime!
Altogether now;
LET’S GO, BRANDON!!
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Let’s go Brandon!
Fuck him the doddering commie bonesmoker.
I’m just waiting on my TV telling me about how COP26 has been a triumph and how evil I am for using electricity.
The set of cunts.
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https://youtu.be/WrL_duNrsBA
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Well if the POTAS can do it I am not going to feel guilty about turning the thermostat up to 12C š
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Parp!
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I initially thought this Nom was about Biden ‘breaking wind’ in front of Camilla. By all accounts it was a beast of a fart.
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I should’ve changed it by all accounts to ‘PpppaaaaaAAAAAAaaaeeeeeaaaaAaaaaAAAAARRRRP!’
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Who had De Klerk in the Pool?
Shaun. I just noticed the news headline and posted the next Dead Pool. Thanks for mentioning it, GTC – NA.
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He was in an 85 vehicle motorcade to see The Pope a day before,
https://amp.lbc.co.uk/news/joe-biden-motorcade-pope-meeting/
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In defence of the Pope I think he only has a little Fiat now.
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A white Uno? I’ve heard they are useful for “tragic accidents”
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The picture above needs a caption for soiled patch in the back seat.
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Par for the course with these cunts.
We have the royals lecturing us – how many palaces heated year round, vehicle, staff, private jets, trains, choppers etc for every occasion. When the old bag went to hospital recently there were a dozen or so vehicles blue lighting.
Fuck lot of them and their fucking heat pumps and electric cars.
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Anyone have De Klerk on their pool?
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Yeah, Shaun did.
Jammy bastard.
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Given his success rate, has anybody considered that Shaun is either a hitman or simply a serial killer?
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More like COTUS.
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If you want the very epitome of global hypocrisy then look no farther than these events….private jets, limos, hundreds of tit-swinging assistants etc
If they were really interested in this stuff, they would stop car makers producing cars with five litre engines or stop the mountain of plastic tat imported from China or make things like they used to, TVs that last more than a few years for example.
If the world truly is in trouble (which I don’t buy) then the fair population need look no further than their own greed and duplicity.
The planet is FULL to bursting with cunts.
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And not to mention mobile phones that are obsolete after about 18 months.
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Just worked out the cell phone I’m using is about seventeen years old. Works a treat.
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Trump would have used the same entourage the difference being he wouldnāt have supported the green bullshit. Iād have no problem with that. Itās the hypocrisy that rankles.
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Talking out hypocrisy COP 26 CO2 emissions are estimated at 102,500 tonnes. Twice that of the previous wank fest:
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/uk-government-glasgow-government-greenpeace-uk-madrid-b965636.html%3famp
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They still haven’t said what they want the weather to be like every day of the year.
Or explained much bigger climate change events without humans existing. Or the warm period in the middle ages or the ‘little ice age’ which began in the 14th century. Not many cars and factories about to annoy Greta then.
They don’t tell you what exactly it is they want with regards to the weather (the hubris of demanding to control the fucking climate!). That’s because they can brow beat you with this shite forever and you will always ‘need to do more’, which is a phrase every cunt needs to be aware of.
It means no matter what you do, we’ll still call you cunts and demand more from you.
I’m off to burn some old car tyres and old fridge freezers and eat a big fuck off steak.
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‘warm period during Medieval times’
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It’s all bollocks.
The Creator of the 1.5C Climate Target has Admitted That the āSimple Numberā Was Invented for the Benefit of Politicians
https://dailysceptic.org/2021/11/10/the-creator-of-the-1-5c-climate-target-has-admitted-that-the-simple-number-was-invented-for-the-benefit-of-politicians/
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And yet I get mocked for suggesting the same fucking thing is happening with the pandemic?
Pandemic. Climate change. Iraq war (and the others).. noticing a pattern yet?
The common denominator is ruling class and LIES.
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How awfully unfair of them. It’s not right to mock the afflicted.
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If we had an MSM which actually did its job, someone would ask these politicians and know-it-all climate scientists (the ones whose grants are paid for by ‘green’ funds):
Kindly explain how it is that none of the climate predictions dating back to the 70s have ever come true. Not one.
If that’s too hard, perhaps they can explain why it is we’re bombarded with scaremongering about the decline in the ice sheet in the Arctic – allegedly a result of man made global warming – while at the same time, way more ice is being added to the ice sheet in Antarctica. We never hear about that do we? Funny that.
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TBCC, IY, I think the answer can be found most succinctly in this quote from H L Mencken:
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
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Biden: The lowest approval ratings in US presidential history.
That’s not the big news though. The big news is how anyone who was polled thinks he’s doing a good job. His approval rating should be zero or close to it.
As painful as it is to see the US slide further down the greasy pole of crap, I thank Biden for helping setup a mid term whitewash for the Repubs and for the return of The Donald in 2024. Well done, Joe.
Not that any lefty libtard anti-US Demoncratic cunts would be reading ISAC, but just in case…..Your vote helped contribute to this. Happy now?
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“A fortiori” is Latin meaning that if they could steal the biggest election in the land then they can certainly steal any other. I want to belive elections matter anymore but now I’m not sure.
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I’m with you on that one, MC.
I think Tango won in 2016 partly because the Dems took their foot off the gas, thinking Hillary would easily beat Trump. They miscalculated. Similarly, I think the Repubs “lost” in 2020 partly because they believed Biden was unelectable and didn’t try as hard. I also think they underestimated the extend to which the Dems would pull all kinds of underhand crap to rig the election. More people voted for Trump in 2020 than did in 2016 and he still “lost”? Really?
What bothers me most is none of the court cases or stacks of evidence of vote fraud were ever upheld or were seen to prove Trump was right. It’s hard for me to believe ALL the relevant judges also colluded with the Dems to dismiss all Trump’s legal challenges. It’s possible I suppose and maybe the Deep State really is that deep.
Fact is, the Dems now know how to rig elections AND get away with it. Their Achilles heel though is all they want is power and your money. They don’t know how to govern once they get into positions of power. That SHOULD be their downfall as Biden and his administration are clearly demonstrating their gross incompetence.
But the world has changed and for whatever reason, the MSM collude with the left. Just one example of a catastrophic fail in plain sight – Biden’s decision to pull the US military out of Afghanistan without first evacuating US citizens. That decision lead directly to Americans being killed, military and civilians. The US government effectively abandoned its own citizens in a foreign and hostile land and Biden calls the withdrawal a “success”? He has blood on his hands and should be in jail. A government’s first call of duty is to protect its citizens and Biden’s administration failed to do that, people died and nothing happens. You couldn’t make it up.
The next presidential election campaign for 2024 effectively starts next year. If Big Don doesn’t run, who do the Repubs have who can take on a defeat the deep state/MSM/blatant cheating? If the next election does not see a reset and swing back to the right and traditional values, America will be lost. At least for a generation or two, perhaps forever. It is fucking scary.
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My desperate hope IY, possibly forlorn, is that people are awake to the corruption now.
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And what about that other eco-hypocrite Obama who arrives in a private jet, confuses Scotland, which he calls the āEmerald Islesā, with Ireland, pronounces Glasgow as āGlass-cowā, refers to the Bard and quotes Shakespeare not Burns then complains about the weak coffee and bad food. Result ā a few tut tuts and slaps on the wrist amidst the torrent of praise for his speech. Can you imagine the reaction if Trump had made so many gaffs? But, of course, Trump is the devil incarnate whereas Obama is a living saint.
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Quotes Shakespeare not Burns.
Fucking tone deaf alright, the smug cunt.
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In fairness to the kid sniffing freak, the car comes with the job. Uparmoured motorcade vehicles have been pretty standard since Oswald shot JFK.
And, he probably needs protecting from his running mate as much as the opposition or anyone else. š
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‘since Oswald shot JFK’.
Oswald never got a shot off. It was a rogue CIA/Mob/anti-Castro Cubans collaboration, with multiple gunmen positioned in and around Dealy Plaza.
(dons tinfoil hat, cackles wildly, and runs off).
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You took the bait!š¤£
It was professor plum, in the Bell Tower, with a sniper rifle he bought off jesus.
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