Dead Pool [228]

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Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the next ‘name’ to pass away would be Gerald Sinstadt. Known for being an old school footie commentator back when footie was great and commentating was done properly. He was 91.

On to Dead Pool 228.

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.

5) Please check your nom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.

So without further ado, get on with it…

76 thoughts on “Dead Pool [228]”

  5. Freddie Foreman
    John Pearson – author
    Nemone Lethbridge – Krays barrister
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano

  7. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck Shaunie Grim Reaper.

  10. Bill Turnbull
    Tim Curry
    Tom Baker
    Michael Parkinson
    Bob carolgees

  14. Quick, someone call the police!
    The glory of victory was mine, mine I tell you!!!!!! A full day before de Klerk.
    Please revisit the ‘pool and look at my entry for Gerald Sinstadt (about 5 minutes after Shauns noms were made).
    A full page apology in the weekend press is called for or you’ll be hearing from my solicitors, B&WC, c/o HMP Bristol.
    No wonder Shaun appears to have so many wins with such blatant fiddling going on.
    Heads must roll.

    For the latest ‘pool (assuming I’m not now banned for exposing fraudulent goings on at Admin HQ) I nominate

    Gordon McQueen
    Grace Slick
    Michael York
    Len Deighton
    Bill Rodgers

    Will investigate and if I find I made a mistake, I will give myself a serious talking to. It could even be P45 time. Stay tuned while I look into it – NA.

    Update: Well it seems Gerald did indeed croak the day before de Klerk. Corrections have been made and severe kickings have been meted out. I’ll be in A&E if anyone wants me – NA.

  17. All of these cunts will die this year, in suspicious circumstances. And before you even think about lifting my collar, I’ve got a fucking alibi:
    Greta Thunberg
    Noddy Holder
    Roy (that cunt of Wizard) Wood
    Marcus Rashford
    Michael Schumacher

  18. Kamal
    Uncle Jack Charles
    Maria Venuti
    Mohammed Mahatir
    James Hong
    I hope admin never lets you know who I am Shaun.

  19. Group captain John Hemingway DFC
    Leslie Phillips
    Henry Kissinger KCMG
    Julie Andrews
    Mohamed Al-Fayed

    Well done Shaun

      • Fucking hell, Mr Wanksock, it is particularly poor taste to pick Julie Andrews. Hey, Admin, have a word, and introduce an immunity clause for Ms Andrews if necessary. It needs sorting!

  21. Keef ugly fucker richards
    Mick ugly fucker jagger
    James whale
    Steve the cunt Wright
    Gordon Brown

  22. June Brown
    Angela Lansbury
    Dick Van Dyke
    Donald Rumsfield
    Tom Smith (rugby)

  23. Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
    Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
    Jilly Cooper
    Ton Koopman
    Daniel Barenboim

    P-B has been moved to no. 1, as she is doing even more breathy, faux-posh ads, and is annoyin the bejazus out of me.

  24. Gerald Sinstadt was a great commentator.

    There was none of this ‘Listen, them players is runnin’ and givin’ 100% innit?’

    A rather wordy man (a bit like Barry Davies) but this made his commentary great.

    I’m lucky enough to have studio recordings of old games, and on some of them, you hear him having banter with the editor/producer/assistant etc. Seemed just a genuinely nice bloke who didn’t take life too seriously. His hilariously sexist commentary for the 1974 World Cup opening ceremony was great stuff. He spent an hour and a half giving his opinions on how fit he thought the dancing birds representing each country were ( something like, ‘I think a lot of fellas will now be booking holidays to Sweden, looking at their women here!’)

    He was genuine and funny. Certainly compared to that cunt Martyn Tyler, who was brown nosing his producer constantly it seemed (during 78 World Cup).

    We won’t be seeing the likes of Sinstdat commentating anymore. They only want thick cunts who can’t speak ‘proper’ or dumb diversity box tickers. Still, we’ve got Jacqui Oatley, Emma Hayes, Alex Scott, Karen Carney and Rio Ferdinand nowadays instead, so mustn’t grumble, eh?

    • Clinton Morrison on faav laaav being the absolute worst of a very bad bunch.

      In fact I think I’ll nominate that particular cunt.

    • Gerald was one of the best, along with Hugh Johns and Barry.

      Never really took either Motson or Moore…both decent enough, but not as great as their lauded.

      Moore was too much of the.. . .’ Ooh great save there from Jennings.’!!..

      when in reality.. it was a daisy cutter straight at him.

    • And it’s LIVE!!!
      That cunt Tyler has been dining out on that cringe for yrs.
      He needs a word in his shell- like..RETIRE you boring cunt.

  26. Eileen Ash
    David Hockney
    Benjamin Ferencz
    Eddie Stobart
    Alan Greenspan.

    Nice work, DD.

  27. Prince Michael of Kent
    Joan Copeland
    Larry Storch
    Buster Douglas
    Tammy Staton

    Good Shot,D.D.

  28. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Eve Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter

    Well punted that Dribbler.

    • Is this a new one? What hapoened to that Saffer stiff? Is De Klerk still alive?

      Nope, de Klerk defo croaked. Full time (see what I did there?) was called on Gerald the day before though, but we didn’t catch it in time. – NA.

  30. Jimmy Carter
    Betty White
    Bob Barker
    Raul Castro
    Gene Hackman

    Sharp Darts to beat Sean DD but good ones all the same

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