Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the next ‘name’ to pass away would be Gerald Sinstadt. Known for being an old school footie commentator back when footie was great and commentating was done properly. He was 91.
On to Dead Pool 228.
The Rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.
5) Please check your nom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.
So without further ado, get on with it…
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Stan Bowles
Ratko Mladic
0
William shatner.
Patricia Krenwinkel.
June Lockhart.
Bill Wyman.
Timothy West.
0
Eleanor Rosalynn Carter
Tony Bennett
Sidney Poitier
Burt Bacharach
Gudrun Ure
1
Gudrun Ure ? You must frae Stirlin’ Ken.
0
Did somebody not have FW deClerk? Could have sworn I saw his name…
0
Yes there is a stewards inquiry taken place as we speak.
0
Well done Herr Dribbler
Jet Black
Olivia Newton John
Doreen Mantle
Michael Barratt
Colin Jeavons
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Stanley Baxter
Bill Ward
John Astin
Nehemiah Persoff
Dickie Davies
Bang on, Dribbler.
0
Bill treacher (Arthur Fowler)
Mikhail Gorbachev
Josef fritzl
Dennis skinner
Madeleine albright
0
Buzz Aldrin
John Ratzenberger
Kris Kristofferson
Christopher Lloyd
Desmond Tutu
0
Donald Trump
James Lovelock
Mel Gibson
Victor Orban
Bill Clinton
0
My usual suspects…..
Cleo Laine
Richard Chamberlain
Dame Maggie Smith
Bernard Cribbins
Virginnia Mckenna
0
Loretta Lynn
George Lucas
Anthony Fauci
Pope Francis
Gene Simmons
Cuntgrats DD
0
Willie Nelson
Kris kristofferson
Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
Doddie Weir
0
Change kristofferson to
Billy Connelly
0
George Lazenby
Buzz Aldrin
ZZ Top (all of them in a mid hair collision)
Zinedine Zidane
Zach Galifianakis (unfunny fat cunt)
0
I think Dusty already croaked earlier this year, or was it Billy?
Either way, RIP.
0
Vanessa Redgrave
Tony Bennett
Marianne Faithful
Roy Hattersley
Dec Clusky ( a former Batchelor Boy )
1
Brigitte Bardot
Gerald Scarfe
Alain Delon
Lee Majors
Robert Redford
0
Katie Price
Kim Jong un or whatever the fuck his name is
The dumb cunt from BLM who got shot in the head
Sheikh goat fucker mohammed
Prince goatherd fucker of saudi and newcastle
Do I win if 3 is brain dead and kept alive by machines?
0
No being kept alive artificially does not count as a hit.
0
David Gold
David Sullivan
Baroness Brady
Lord Lamont
Leo Sayer
0
David Gold
David Sullivan
Baroness Brady
Lord Lamont
Leo Sayer
0
Khaled Mashal
Brian De Palma
Wayne Osmond
Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown
Paul McCartney
0
Jesse Jackson
Janet Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Samuel L. Jackson
Glenda Jackson
0