David Beckham [10] – Money First: Morals Later

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That wankstain Beckham does like a pound note, doesn’t he…

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Not many rainbow laces in Doha – the gayness is illegal and can attract the death penalty. Women’s football? Gender segregation is the norm. And not much ‘taking the knee’ for the virtual slavery endured by migrant workers, most of them ‘people of colour.’

Still, can’t be cheap keeping that multitalentless skeleton and her revolting brood in the style to which they have become accustomed.

I sometimes feel my mind slipping into a bottomless pit of despair and hopelessness.

Nominated by: Conduit of Evil (Mike to his friends)

62 thoughts on “David Beckham [10] – Money First: Morals Later”

  2. “I assure you Offendi David, there will be rainbow flags, Wimminz driving cars, smiling picannini faces, no bum men hanged, not public beheadings, I am saying we is progress.”

    “I dunno, i’ve got me image to think about….and then there’s me knighthood.”

    “Ok, how is 150 million of your England pounds”?

    “Done!”

  3. He should stick to advertising whisky for nobheads. Fucking shallow media tart.No doubt he will still be inflicting Joe Public with his ignorance when he is seventy. All based on a last minute goal against fucking Greece and a penalty against the Argies. For me, he is inextricably linked with the Blair era. I could easily imagine Beckham, Blair and Cliff all holidaying together at Cliff’s famous villa. sharing a dip in the pool. But I will try not to. Sorry if I put you off you coffee.

    Good morning, everyone.

  4. This is a horrible money grabber. Worth millions of quid but would crawl over broken glass for a 50p piece.

    Hoo-ee, what a cunt.

    • Ruffy, ties, for me, have been getting more difficult for me to put on as time goes on. Do you have an official tie-putter-onner at Creampuff manor you could lend if the need arises?
      Mind you, I haven’t worn a tie in years. School, weddings, funerals, etc.
      Shoelaces even less so. Velcro shoes are the best.
      Have they invented a tie with Velcro fastenings?

      • That’s an excellent idea.

        Thanks for the help, Ruffy.
        I shall send for Lord DF and his horses to deliver you a croissant and marmalade, bread and butter pudding with custard as a thank you.
        Hopefully he won’t eat it along the way. There’s a bottle of whiskey* wrapped in brown paper in it for him if he doesn’t.

        *Don’t tell him it’s half empty from 8 christmases ago.

  6. The face of the Qatar World Cup?

    In other words, the face of rampant hypocrisy, greed and moral bankruptcy.

    Sounds about right….

  7. So this cunt is more or less condoning all the stuff the wokies back home in Islington detest – namely, the human rights abuses of wimminz, modern day slavery, the Alphabets, and anyone else who doesn’t respect Islamic law.

    Cunts like Beckham should have been cancelled by the Twatterarti for taking the Dirty Dollar. But it seems they’ve given him a free pass to pick up his £150m and just be the nicey-nicey Ambassador and don’t discuss things that might cause grave offence to the locals.

  8. … so he’s gonna trouser yet another 150 million! You wait until the environmentalists start calling him out for taking the proceeds from oil and gas so that he can pour money into other environmentally unfriendly business ventures. They be watching you Becks … you will be given some stick … no doubt.

  9. I reckon he’s thinking of dumping the Skeletor, in which case he’s going to need that money to pay the bitch off. She doesn’t spend much on food but she has other expensive tastes.
    I bet he’s got a secret stash hidden in a tree on his estate that the slag doesn’t know about.

    • The rumour is that it’s skeletor who is behind this one, as she…sorry they need the money as she…sorry they lost a bundle on some investments/business venture/whatever.

      He`s not the sharpest of knives in the drawer, skeletor’s not much better but she’s been bright enough to use him as ‘bait’ to further her own ends, and allegedly has him now well and truly by the balls over his alleged bedroom romp with the teeniest-tiniest OT-VII that there ever was ..how will he ever survive in a country where such frolicking is officially frowned upon? (Though if they’re anything like the Saudis, that’s what the frequent flights to Thailand are all about..)

      • The thing with Becks is he could have his pick of the fanny. But – in true John Lennon style – he chooses to stay with a grasping talent-free and totally charmless human leech. He could have and should have jettisoned old Skelly years ago and got himself a younger and more well upholstered model.

        I know the lad is thick. But he has to have a screw loose to put up with that emaciated insect all these years…

    • You give him to much credit Freddie, his hiding place is his bedside table draw, oversea bank books the lot,
      But she’s such a dim cunt, the only place she will look is her opening and closing hand

  10. Cash hungry chav, which a cash hungry bony wife, breeding cash obsessed brats.
    Cunt family.

  12. Squeaky Dave and that Skellington would pull the gold teeth out of a fuckin corpse.
    Proper cash hungry cunts.
    They were awarded the Scots/Israeli award 2020 for services to miserhood.
    Nothing is immoral if the pays right!
    It was 1938 him and Skeletor would do the advertising for Hugo Boss,
    Or the Japanese tourist board posters for Hiroshima.
    “Guaranteed a tan!”

  13. He’s a lot richer than us so he can do anything he wants and the brain dead applaud.
    Perhaps he’ll get a medal off the Queen?
    What a disgraceful excuse of a man.
    Getting in bed with the sand w0gs.

    Oily fucking vermin all.
    Oven.

  14. If Posh Spice loses her driving licence ID she could just substitute the Death card from some tarot cards,
    Voila! Sorted👍

  15. Morals and football simply don’t go together, so no surprises here. Let’s be honest, for just 10 percent of that I’d happily throw my morals and dignity away without a second thought.
    Anyway, why does the football world need assurances about fucking rainbow flags? Is this now a prerequisite for holding a football tournament, along with a total and complete adoration for black people? (Other races can clearly get fucked)
    Beckham has always been a greedy cunt, but then most people involved in top level football are. The only silver lining is that he’s shacked up with Skeletor and I’m not. So there you go, I’ve got one up on golden bollocks!

    • I’ve just had a thought. It’s Children in Greed this month isn’t it? I wonder if Becks will be on there asking the little people to part with their cash. I wouldn’t put it past him.

      • Children – aka 35 year old scum from the Calais shitheap – In Need is once again imminent.

        So I fully expect Wagwan Rashcunt to give us our orders and tell us not to ‘spend all our money, innit’.

        The cunt can fuck off .

  16. If he didn’t have foot skills he’d be driving a rusty white van like a douche, ripping off OAPs, and partying in Ibiza every summer to shitty house music until Sun burnt turnip purple.

    Morality was never a possibility.

  18. Undoubtedly a cunt, but do you really think that he, or anyone else would turn down 150 million quid?

    I fucking wouldn’t.

  19. I dumped football when the worst cunts in the world “took a knee” for the worst cunts in the world.

      • Afternoon CG/All, working on some boring political registration stuff, bit of genocide, people trafficking, muggery, buggery and thuggery etc..
        Further working on a class action against the NHS and HM “Government” on behalf of the Families of people who died after being unlawfully denied treatment as hospitals laid empty – said proof finally accepted and being used in a legal framework.
        Dull, slow and annoying – bit like Beckham..

      • Good man 👍 Where the fuck are all the lawyers, especially human rights.. you’d think they’d be all over this.

      • “…working on some boring political registration stuff,”

        Excellent work Vern. Pencil me in for the Kulcha Meedja n’ Sport portfolio would you. I wanna go through the BBC like a dose of potassium cyanide.
        “I have my little list, they’ll none of them be missed!”

  20. Mixed feelings really:

    -yes Beckham is a bit of a cunt but he is nowhere near the cultishness of Rashthoughts, Stirling, Linekunt or Wokegate.

    -as others has said, for £150m most of us would advertise anything-even Lammy for Prime Minister😳

  21. I suppose that old tart he is married to TOLD him to do it. The old whore says jump and he says “How high?”

  22. He was always overrated anyway. Couldn’t tackle, couldn’t head a ball, couldn’t beat a man with pace. Of course, we we will get the ‘But… But he could take a free kick. He could cross a ball’. And anyone who says he was a better footballer than his predecessor, Andrei Kanchelskis, or his successor, Cristiano Ronaldo, is a complete cunt.

    It’s well known that the eel eating tattooed imbecile doesn’t have a brain in his head, and that he’s controlled by Simon Fuller and that horrible bitch, Skeletor Spice. I don’t blame him for taking the 150 million. But it’s the UNICEF shite that he claims to care so much about that makes him look a twat. If he’s going to be a cunt, he should at least be a consistent cunt.

    And he’s still not as horrendous as Wagwan Rashcunt. Arguably the biggest cunt in the history of the modern game. Undisputed.

      • City will murder us I reckon, CG😢. The Fergie Old Boys Network (The Neville brothers and all that mob) will give it the ‘Give Ole another go’ bollocks. But if Pep’s boys give us a stuffing, I’d like to hear what excuses the cunts come up with after that.

  24. After being sent off in the 1998 World Cup he was asked the stick. He replied “She’s not really interested in football”.

  25. ‘David believes in Qatar’s commitment to progress’.
    And I believe in the cunt’s self-serving commitment to money-grubbing.
    This shithead should be on The Wall already.

  26. With all that crap tattooed onto the back of his hand, where’s he going to write his shopping list?

    Oh sorry, forgot, the nugget can’t read or write.

  27. And let’s not get started on the great humanitarian, Gary Lineker. He will be on the luxury private jet to Qatar the minute he gets the go ahead from the equally contemptible BBC. Hypocritical turd that he is…

    And that other tosser, Wagwan Rashcunt, will be soaking up the Qatari sun and missing penalties (the inept fucking cunt). Ah, but will the Black Power Bellend and self appointed people’s champion voice his discontent about the slaves who dropped like flies while building Qatar’s stadiums?

    I think we all know the answer to that one.🤣

    • It’ll be interesting to see how many players refuse to go ‘on moral grounds’. Not many!

    • And England will get to a knockout stage and a penalty shoot out.
      Wokegate will pick three jigabooz to take the last three penalties. Needless to say, all three of the cunts will miss, England will go crashing out. And Wokegate and his Three Degrees will be treated like national heroes. Right on, Brutha.

  30. Fifty Quid would be to bigger salary for this gig, why it commands this amount is beyond me, he will turn up dressed by top designers, all free of charge, free first class travel, free five star accommodation and we will have to listen to him give his rehearsed bullshit opinion about how great it is to be here in the land of the Sand Ni@@ers.! Dire Straits new the score, (Money for Nothing) chick’s for free.!!

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