Charlotte Nichols – Labour MP and Pisshead

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What about these fuckers then. Public service at it’s finest. I give you:

Labour MP Charlotte Nichols and some SNP nomarks.

”Ms Nichols, together with two SNP MPs, Drew Hendry and David Linden, were said to have been drinking before and during the BA flight from Heathrow to Gibraltar on Tuesday.
A defence source told The Daily Telegraph the three were “quite clearly drunk when they were checking in and going through the process of boarding”, then “drank heavily on the plane”. Ms Nichols “had to be moved to the transport by wheelchair”, the source claimed.”

But come on, there’s more:-

” MP Charlotte Nichols claimed she had no more to drink than colleagues but that her medication reacted badly with the alcohol, affecting her tolerance to it.
She later missed a welcome event hosted by the military.”

Her colleagues had a mere 5 or so drinks, allegedly. Which is fuck all I suppose for Jocks on a 2 hour flight.

Her medication isn’t specified and far be it for me to suggest it went up her nose.

Public servants, representing the UK at an Armistice event. Makes you feel proud.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

97 thoughts on “Charlotte Nichols – Labour MP and Pisshead”

    • Any structural and institutional racism was aimed at Jocks not Aussie cunts. I will get round to that. Eventually.
      And it’s ewes not rams. Nothing gay about me.

  2. How the fuck she didn’t have the whip removed, by her party, is beyond me?

    I read that she claimed that she was drinking on her own time: they were well oiled when they boarded the plane-and carried on drinking.
    They were on duty, representing the British Government and it is an absolute fucking disgrace.

    As far as I am concerned, they have pissed all over the graves of the all Miliatary personnel who ever laid down their lives, to ensure we still live in a free, democratic society👎

  3. Looks a bit ‘Downsy’ to me.

    Probably why she couldn’t take her ale.

    Although I applaud anyone who gets so pissed they need a fucking wheelchair. Although not if I’m paying for it, so fuck her!

    • She does have a bit of the old ‘mama drank a bottle of straight JD at the weekends when pregnant’, also known as Thunberg syndrome.

    • Me and a mate went to butlins swimming pool pissed. He was perfectly able and a swimmer but he pretended to be disabled, although he could have been how inebriated we were. Pretended to have an argument and chucked him in the pool in wheelchair. The faces were comedy gold, could have went horribly wrong.

    • “Looks a bit ‘Downsy’ to me.”

      OMG that was funny. And I totally see what you mean. Thanks for the good laugh. Needed that after going back to work after 9 days off. All the cunts were still there and it wasn’t a bad dream after all.

  4. If you didn’t know how many drinks you had, and you weren’t counting how many drinks you had, how can you know you had less than five drinks?

    The answer is:- Your a fucking blatant lier.

    • And you’re, your!

      This is what happens to my spelling and grammar, when someone insists on having a conversation with me, whilst I’m busy typing on here.

      Fuck off and stop talking to me!

      I’m not interested in your ‘sealed for life’ headlamps on your Seat Leon.

      • You’re not your.

        I fucking give up.

        Now my missus is whittering on about she’s not seen the cat all day.

        Can’t a man get any peace around here?

      • Did you take it out the back and put out his misery he is fucked off with dreamies.

  6. Ps: Am I alone in thinking that she resembles short-arsed, boggle-eyed, crap actor Thomas-“This is England”-Turgoose, in a ginger wig???
    🤔

  7. Something to aspire to!
    I’ve had to cling onto a lampost before, but never had to use a wheelchair after getting pissed!

    • I once lost my trousers after shitting in a hedge clearing on a stag do and rolling backwards in the dark.

      Turned up at the hotel in my shitty undies. I can’t even remember where this stag do was (I went on a few stag dos back in the day).

      They let me in. I was lucky not to be nicked looking back.

      You’ll be surprised to know I didn’t have a lady in tow that night.

      • The lady would have been a corker if she had accompanied your with no pants and smeared in shit . A keeper.

  9. I think a good piss up is best for all British people including this twat. Alchohol is illegal in Islam for a reason. People talking and taking the piss is anti woke, anti islam, anti nazism etc etc. The English have managed to be free and rich with ideas and a moat.

  10. The old ‘Meds reacted with alcohol’, eh? We get a lot of that in Big City on Friday and Saturday nights, usually involving a chronic case of vomiting.

    Fuck off, you pissed-up, lying, disgraceful, raddled trollop.

  11. The silly moo should know better than to try and keep up with a couple of jocks in a drinking contest.

  13. How could anyone criticize this delightful young lady for partaking of a drop of the hard stuff before a flight? Done the same thing myself. Wikipedia says she’s a bisexual Jew and a keep-fit enthusiast, exactly the kind of person you’d want to represent you in parliament. I wish to protest about this nomination which is sexist, racist, misogynistic and blatantly anti-socialist.

  14. When asked for a comment from reporters, Ms Nichols replied:

    “….f..f..fuckssake (sic). A.a..all I did was ave a few drinks. Ooh I f.f..feel a bit sick again…me medication a.a.again..hur, hur, bleeuurrgghhhh!”

  15. IT IS FAKE NEWS TO TAKE THE PRESSURE OFF THE SLEAZY EVIL TORIES, honest.
    That photo sums the hag up. Also Scots drunk? Fuck me who would have thought!!

    • Its one thing I can’t abide.
      Worse than
      sooties
      Immos
      Carpet kissers
      Trannys
      Nutters
      Puffs
      Commies
      Swordswallowers
      Tinfoilers
      Smackrats
      Mitmots
      And knickersniffers.

      But cant abide people who can’t handle their ale.
      Its akin to being a filthy Frenchman.
      Id of turned up swaying, glazed eyed, and pissy panted.
      But still turned up.

  16. Bastards one and bastards all
    Piss it up and have a ball
    We fly away, the plebs they pay
    But watch those “meds” – they’ll make you sway..
    They fell for us, but we don’t care
    ‘Cos when you’re leeches all is fair.
    Unkle Terry has the solution to these disrespectful, piss taking rats – but observe care – if that amount of alcohol catches half of fkin England will be aflame!

  17. It they were “clearly drunk when checking in and boarding the plane” then BA should have hauled the fuckers off like they would have with anyone else.

    If we had wanted a bungling incoherent fuckwit stinking of booze representing the UK, we would have sent Diane Abbott.

      • You wouldn’t want to be in Dianne Abbott’s shoes.

        But please spare a thought for her insoles.

      • Dianes two left shoes Dick.
        For some reason she wears two left shoes.
        Two left feet?!

      • According to Twitter, the mismatching shoes photo is all Tory propaganda.

        and they’re still amazed they never win.

      • Dianne doesn’t have conventional feet MNC.

        She’s got talons like a hawk.

        But black, slightly hairy, and with extra long claws.

        She tries her best to disguise them using red Boots No 7 nail varnish, but to no avail.

  18. Did the leaflet that came with her meds contain the words

    ‘Avoid drinking alcohol’ 😂

    Cunts.

  19. Representing the nation at an Armistice event and they turn up pissed as newts (at taxpayers’ expense, I’ll bet).
    They make me feel so proud.

  20. This is funny, but not really.
    They see us (taxpayers) as a fuckin cash point.
    Meant to be representing us at a ceremony for the fallen,
    Our military, and go on the piss?!
    Fuckin bunch of leeches.

    • They don’t give two fucks about any past or present servicemen.

      This was nothing more than a little ‘jolly’ for these wankstains at the expense of the taxpayer.

      It shows twofold disrespect for both the servicemen and the taxpayer.

      Put them on a gibbet post and let the crows slowly peck away at them.

      • I’m not sure the plan would work though General.

        Carrion crows are not known to be fussy eaters, but even they might reject a Jock that has been stewed in Buckfast.

        Also, rooks despise any traces of MD 20/20 or Irn Bru in their prey.

  21. Well well what surprise!
    One of our betters attending a solemn act of remembrance makes a disgrace of themselves.
    Naturally this would be because she doesn’t give a fuck about anything and certainly not our fallen servicemen.
    Lessons will be learnt.
    Fuck Off.

    • That ginger spawny eyed twat should be kneecapped and in that wheelchair for life.
      Disrespectful as fuck.
      Never heard the like!
      An I get my cock out at funerals!!

      • At least Fiddler had the good grace to get pissed and disgrace himself before being put on a plane and deported from Greece when not representing Her Majesties Government.

      • @LL….I like to think that my bellowed chorus of “Rule Britannia” as I was escorted in handcuffs onto the plane left those bloody foreigners under no illusions as to who they were dealing with.

  22. She ended up in a wheelchar. Legless.

    Funny there’s a Wilfred Owen poem which starts-

    ‘Does it matter losing your legs?’

  23. Everyone with a working braincells knows that
    A. You should read the information leaflet that comes with prescribed medication and
    B. Alcohol has an enhanced effect when consumed at altitude and
    C. Women do not have the same tolerance when consuming alcohol.
    So, she either wasn’t taking prescription medication, or didn’t read the leaflet, or is simply a liar and got mortal in the bar and on the plane. I leave it to you to decide BUT
    even being charitable I for one would have more respect for her if she said Sorry, I overdid it, It WAS MY FAULT!
    Same goes for the other two cunts.

  25. Sturgeon has already sided with her SNP colleagues, saying its blatant lies by the tories who are trying to deflect the press attention from their sleaze accusations.
    Those cunts act like they are pissed in the commons, so there are probably different levels of drunkenness in Scotland.
    Disrespectful troughing cunts.

  26. Just another example why I hate politicians more than the police ….Fucking cheating, lying, thieving, duplicitous, odious, scum…honestly at least a terrorist states why they are a terrorist.. disgusting ginger twat…Oh and a cunt. Only just mind a Cunt is useful..

  27. Charlotte Nichols

    Born in Romford, dropped in Warrington. It was always going to end this way.

    Too many young chavettes getting seats in parliament. Adele will get a damehood next.

    • I see Adele has sat down for a cosy little chat with Oprah. Telling her all her troubles. And what she has been through.

      Oprah nodding sympathetically I would imagine. (I couldn’t bring myself to click on it)

      I think she must conduct these interviews at her home. It looks the same set up as Harry ans Meghan.

      Jist a cosy little chat with her new bessie mate Oprah.

      • Oprah Winnet is sootie royalty in Yanksville.
        Multimillionaire socialist.
        She loves a weepy moment.
        Rich and famous crying on her show.
        ‘I wanted a Barbie but got a Furby’

        “My brother got more hugs off mummy’
        Scriking like babies.
        Adele will too.
        Lost loves, rolling in the dough..

      • Evening CG👍

        Billionaire?!!

        She probably funds food banks in the ghettos surely?!!😀

      • The worst one for this Miserable; Gemma fucking Collins.
        She likes to have a sit down and a girl to girl chat with a glass of procesco.

        ‘Well how have you been Bibe?’ ‘Oh I need this Bibe’.

  28. The Queen did exactly the same..she’s still abed with her hangover….drunken old Lush.

  29. “ I assure you officer i’m not drunk, i’ve only had a few ales.”

    “My sister in law is an MP!……oh no, that’s me.”

  30. The Liverpool bomber has been named as Amed Al Swealmeen.
    From fine British stock.
    Diversity is our strength.
    All part of living in a big city.
    So fuck off.

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