The Rolling Wokes

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Haven’t posted for a while by I would like to nominate the Rolling Stones for bowing down to the woke mob.

Apparently Brown Sugar according to the woke archaeologists is sexist and rapey and racist and kiddly fiddly and shouldn’t be played anymore. What the actual fuck.
Well that’s nearly 90% of current music to be banned then let alone 99% of all rap music.

Fuck it let’s ban all music eh?
Why on earth isn’t mick jagger and Keef telling them all to do one?

Don’t like it don’t listen to it and don’t come to the concert.

Whether you like them or not Brown Sugar was a great song played live and got the crowd going. I didn’t give two fucks what it was about. When you’ve had a few brews all you wanted was the “ I say yeah I say yeah I say yeah Woooooo!” bit.

Fuck you Mick, Ronnie and Keef you bending the knee cunts. You will survive (just) if you told them all fuck thier mums. Grow some cojones you cunts.

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Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

And this from Captain Magnanimous

Rolling Stones wokery is a cunt, isn’t it.

They’ve dropped the excellent Brown Sugar from their upcoming tour for pc reasons. What’s the tour called? The ‘No filter’ tour. Oh, the irony.

Will they drop Mother’s Little Helper because it’s about pills? How about Sister Morphine or Dead Flowers? How about Monkey Man?

How about dropping ‘Under My Thumb’ because it’s anti-feminist?

Will they drop ‘Some Girls’ with its “black girls want to get fucked all night, I just don’t have that much jam”?

“Yeah Keef, just play the bland crap from the last firty years and cash the cheques, alrigh’? I’ve got more kids to support than Boris Johnson.”

Psh.

🎵 I see a cunt band and I want my money back.”

94 thoughts on “The Rolling Wokes”

  1. 🎶 I know, it’s only rock and roll but I like it 🎶

    Err…apparently not. It’s raaaay-sist propaganda and we don’t like it.
    A bit late to make this startling discovery.
    Wankers.

  2. I honestly thought these has-been old cunts were safe in their graves but I guess not…..here’s hoping it happens soon.

    • Took the words of my keyboard…. I did too. Perhaps one was in the ‘pool’ a while back….

      Shame some more politicos and members of the wokerarti weren’t there an all’

      • These rancid old “rock” bands are second only to so called “sports stars” in my opinion.

        Have the dignity to sit in your mansion and smell of stale piss before your end comes ffs.

  3. Absolute wimp.

    Imagine giving in to woke Nazis when you’re about 90?

    If I was him, what with all that fame, fortune and life experience, I’d have told them all to fuck off, blacked up for the next concert and performed Camptown Races. Then released ‘Brown Sugar’ as a live and remastered single for free in all Kfcs. Brown Sugar when performed live, would be danced to by exploited topless Arfican tarts with bones through their noses, as I sneaked the odd cheeky tit-suck as they exclaimed, ‘Oh lordy, what be this big lipped white devil?’

    Fuck off.

  4. Now then, boys and girls, how’s about these lyrics from ‘Stray Cat Blues’:

    🎶
    I can see that you’re fifteen years old
    No I don’t want your I.D.
    Bet your mama don’t know you scream like that
    I bet your mother don’t know you can spit like that.
    You look so weird and you’re so far from home
    But you don’t really miss your mother
    Don’t look so scared I’m no mad-brained bear
    I bet your mama don’t know that you scratch like that
    Bet she don’t know you can bite like that… 🎶

    Anyone would think they were Peacefuls.

    • Depeche Mode ‘A question of time’

      ‘Now, you’re only 15… but you look good’
      ‘I’ll take you under my wing… somebody should’

      ‘I’ve got to get to you first… before they they do… I know my kind… what goes on in their minds’

      Martin L Gore. Songwriting genius.

  5. I told people about six months ago that Brown Sugar was probably going to be banned this year. It’s a mental fucking song. A great song, great in every way. But damn, it paints a vivid picture of slavery and debasing women. I never really knew what the lyrics were even after hearing it about 50 times over the past 25 years.

    Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
    Sold in the market down in New Orleans
    Skydog slaver know he’s doin’ all right
    (“Skydog ” was guitar virtuoso Duane Allman’s nickname because he was always “doggin’ the sky” when he was on LSD)
    Hear him whip the women, just around midnight
    Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good?
    (Rumour was that the song was called, “Brown Pussy” originally but Jagger denies this)
    Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should, oh no
    Drums beatin’ cold, English blood runs hot (the colonialists love them some chocolate!)
    Lady of the house wonderin’ when it’s gonna stop
    (I used to think the “lady” was a whorehouse madam, but it’s just the rich cunt wife of the randy husband on the plantation)
    House boy knows that he’s doin’ all right (a house-boy was a negro who was trusted enough to work in the house, aka. a “house nigger”, a “yard-ape” wasn’t allowed in the “big house” and lived in a shack)
    You should have heard him, just around midnight
    Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good?
    Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should, yeah
    Brown Sugar, how come you dance so good?
    Oh, got me quittin’
    Brown Sugar, just like a black girl should, yeah
    Now, I bet your mama was a tent show queen (tent shows often had whores at them)
    And all her boyfriends were sweet 16 (young men would pop their cherry into tent-show clunge)
    I’m no school boy but I know what I like (see the banned Stones song, “Cocksucker Blues”)
    You should have heard them, just around midnight
    Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good? Oh, no no
    Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
    I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
    How come you, how come you dance so good?
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, woo
    Just like a, just like a black girl should

    Yeah… amazing that this song lasted so long on the airwaves. It’s just a ribald, sleazy song and the Stones have 150 of those. Lighten up, pussy-fart generation.

  6. Welcome to the New World of 2021, Mick!

    There’s no more Satisfaction, now that the wokes have you under Their Thumb. They certainly won’t Miss You, and Time is on longer On Your Side, and they Can’t Hear you Knocking any more.

    You Can’t Always Get What You Want, but this is the new era, the Beast of Burden, and Wild Horses won’t change a thing. Oh and best not take any more Brown Sugar, otherwise they’ll Start You Up, Paint you Black and perhaps you’ll find Sympathy for the Devil.

  7. This is the tip of the iceberg.

    A lot of Stones’ lyrics are dodgy. You could probably rip out half their back catalogue just for the way they talk about women alone. Use ’em, abuse ’em. Er, Tumblin’ Dice isn’t about playing monopoly.

    Fact is, Brown Sugar depicts the fate of slave girls and how they were mistreated by white masters. Lines like “how come ya taste so good/just like a young girl should” can be attributed to the slavers not the Stones. It is a 50 year old song.

    Where this revisionism of rock songs will end who knows? But I think the wokeys should study the music being made NOW by black rappers and hip hoppers. They talk about abusing women, shooting people, stealing et al. And they portray them as a natural way of life, something to boast about.

    Maybe when the woke brigade have cleaned up modern music they can turn their attention to songs from a bygone age.

    I am disappointed that Mick & Co. are giving way to this crap. They used to be rebels, now they are rabbits.

    • I remember the moment that for me, told me the game was up for the bad boys of 60s rock.
      It was some years ago now, when test cricket was still broadcast on terrestial tv.
      England was playing at Lords, and the camera was panning around the ground between overs. It suddenly focussed on two familiar figures sitting in the members’ pavilion; Keef and Mick!
      Street fightin’ men alright.

    • Well, “Starfucker” will be safe as that is unplayable on radio. The live versions from the 70s are super-crazy, with lines about “washing your pussy”.

  9. Do we know if it was a black person who got all worked up by these lyrics or was it a white libtard apologist who took offence on their behalf?

    • I learned on The Chase that the Stones last had a single at no.1 in the Charts in the 1960s!

      Fucking old dinosaurs should have called it a day when Brian Jones left.

  10. As I recall, Brown Sugar was inspired by Marsha Hunt (Jagger’s girlfriend) and heroin.

    Brown sugar being the taste of Hunt’s cunt and a slang term for heroin.

    “The lyric was all to do with the dual combination of drugs and girls. This song was a very instant thing, a definite high point”. (Mick Jagger, 1993)

    For 9 years (1963-1972) the Stones were great, virtually peerless. Since 1978 they’ve been utterly irrelevant, imo.

    • From the link-

      ‘Dua Lipa’s collaboration with the singer-songwriter, who recently underwent hip surgery, sees her collect her third number one’

      It’s that little detail-‘who recently underwent hip surgery’ that kills the glamour of it all. I thought pop music was for the young- who can swivel their hips

      And if you click on the link you will how pleased and excited he is by reaching number 1 in as I say, the non-existent charts.

    • And all the arselickers claiming Fat Reg is the first cunt to have a No.1 single in six consecutive decades.

      Didn’t Sir Clifford of Richard do that before Fat Reg ever got near it?
      It’s because Fat Reg is a woke darling that he fits the revisionist bill better.

      • That Feg Reg/Dua Cuntlipa collaboration is the most irritating pile of dirgey old shite.

        I could play a better tune when sat on the throne early on a Sunday morning after a late Saturday evening chicken bhuna, bhaji and naan.

      • Ahh-so!
        You play the “Bowl Bugle” too!

        With me, it’s after mixing wine and single malt😚

  12. Fucking hate that song along with Honky Tonk Women. Totally expunge both from history.

      • When you are sad and lonely,
        And have no place to go.
        Come an see me baby
        And bring along some dough
        And we’ll go honky tonkin
        honey darling
        Honky tonkin
        Honey baby
        Honky tonkin round this town…

        Hank Williams
        Much better tune.

  13. The original wild men of rock, capitulating to the faceless and nameless social media woke dribblers? I never thought I’d see the day. Charlie Watts (RIP) will already be spinning in his grave.

    Whatever happened to the band who never gave a fuck? The Mick Jagger in 1978 that said about ‘Some Girls’, ‘If people can’t take a joke, then it’s too fucking bad!’
    Where is that man now? It really does make me sick what they have turned into…

    Also, the daft old cunts have opened a can of woke worms, on themselves. When the demented and pedantic goggle eyed PC twats get into the rest of the band’s legacy: Stray Cat Blues, Yesterday’s Papers, Back Street Girl, Midnight Rambler, Stupid Girl, Little T & A, Too Much Blood, She Was Hot and so on…. Most of their stuff is going to get the elbow, now the woke fucks have got their way with ‘Brown Sugar’. They won’t just stop at one, they never do. Woke cunts are psychotic and relentless. It’s in their nature.

    Fuck me, it’s a good job Prince (RIP) copped it when he did. Because 80% of his repertoire would be off limits these days.

  14. This was potentially a golden Rock n Roll moment where these old rockers already on borrowed time could tell these wokies to go off and get fucked. Instead they probably listened to their publicists who are young woke cunts I’m sure.
    Sad and disappointing.

    • Agreed, Meat.
      Now Charlie (RIP) has gone, their number is surely up sooner rather than later. The Stones (what’s left of them) should have gone out in a blaze of glory, and been as sexist and as un-PC as they were in their 1972 prime.

      But, they have caved in to the woke nuttters and now look like exactly what they are. Pathetic old men.

      I am glad now that Led Zeppelin disbanded when they did in 1980. I am so pleased that another great band like Zep never went woke.

      • Evening Norm:

        You gave said a few times, that if Lennon was still alive, his wokeness would be measured on the Richter scale.
        Imagine? I fucking well can!
        🤔

      • Evening there, CG:

        I reckon Lennon would still be controlled by Yoko Fucking Ono, and that a Beatles reunion would never have happened, as Fucking Ono would have spat her dummy out.

        The Peter Jackson film looks interesting, and John Lennon looks like he’s into it as much as the rest of them. I don’t think Fucking Ono helped, but it was Paul McCuntney tantruming about Allen Klein and Phil Spector that finished the Beatles.

        And that reissued Let It Be is good. Spector was a cunt, but he was also a genius. I know it’s not ‘cool’ to like Spector’s Beatles work, but I like it.

  17. Staggering that they didn’t just say Fuck Off.
    The richer they are the more spineless they become.
    Once rock royalty,now Cunts.

  18. Wokies who think this is offensive ought to give “Who likes a n199er” by Johnny Rebel a try. That’d be a much more robust shock to their delicate sensibilities.

  19. The Fabs will be next in line for the woke nutters;
    ‘well she was just seventeen, you know what I mean’
    ‘run for your life if you can little girl’

    • Theyre not my favourite multi millionaire child molester but close.
      Gimme shelter is one of my favourite tunes.
      And id compliment them on this as they stood shaking on the scaffold before I pulled the lever.

    • 🎶 Little child, little child,
      Little child, won’t you dance with me? 🎶

      😂

  20. I though music and art were untouchable, it seems that its only music and art that fits with the woke message 😂

    • They should just retitle it,
      Brown liverspots.
      Make it about greedy old vultures playing at being young.
      Theres no bigger crime than a elderly man in skinny jeans.
      Its against the Geneva convention or something?
      Youd never see Albert Ladysmith Steptoe in leather pants!
      Because he had dignity and a sense of proprietary.

  21. Fuck them. This is how you do it,

    “Police and niggers, that’s right
    Get outta my way
    Don’t need to buy none of your
    Gold chains today”

    “Immigrants and faggots
    They make no sense to me
    They come to our country
    And think they’ll do as they please
    Like start some mini-Iran
    Or spread some fucking disease
    And they talk so many goddamn ways
    It’s all Greek to me”

    One in a Million – Guns n Roses

    I double checked just in case and yes, these are the lyrics to that song – NA

  22. Mick is worth £300m.

    SURELY…..that is rich enough and he is old enough to be able to just tell these cunts to FUCK OFF.

    What are they going to do?? Oooh cancel him?

    His career is done , he can go and count his money whilst laughing openly at them but no…….

    What a fucking cunt.

    • Wonder what happened to Mandy Smith?
      Bill couldn’t wait for her to to reach 14yrs,
      Just starting secondary school and your dating a Rolling stone!
      Wonder why Bill didnt do time?
      Was he part of “the Club”?
      Character references from a mr Glitter and sir Jimmy?

      • When I was 13 I’d gladly have gone with Marianne Faithful. Would even have supplied my own Mars bar!

      • Mis:

        The most fucked up thinfs about the Wyman / Smith affair were her mother not only approved but facilitated the affair.

        More fucked up, whilst Bill was having underage sex with Mandy, Bills son was fucking Mandy’s mother. Really!

  23. Jagger, Jagger …….the kiddy shagger.

    I bet he makes Saville look like an amateur.

    And he will have seen more teen flange than Prince
    Andrew.

    Still, he has no form compared to your average Muslim from Halifax.

    • I know, Dick.

      Stray Cat Blues from 1968 is Jagger boasting about having underage snatch.

      And let’s not even start with that dirty Joe Ronce, Bill Wyman.

      • I’m a bit jealous.

        I could do with a bit of young fanny.

        I’ve been looking at the same one now since 1957.

        I’m bored with it now!

        Can anybody help an old man out?

        I’d even consider a young man.

        I’m not fussy.

        Discretion assured and expected.

  24. Loved the Stones up untill Brian Jones died . The last decent album they made was Sticky Fingers , beyond that it’s just a bore .

  26. Considering his well and the fact he is living on borrowed, but still doesn’t tell the woke mob where to go, tells you all you need to know about this bag of bones.

    • Wealth, not well. Also, living on borrowed time*.

      * That’s low blood sugar levels and piss poor sleep for you!

  27. If this Bunch of silly old Cunts were playing in my front Garden I would draw the curtains. When I feel that I am in need of a good laugh, I watch These wankers havin a crack at Satisfaction at Glastonbury a few yrs ago, for those of you fellow cunters who haven’t seen this make it a must for this wk end, you wont be disappointed.!

    • Did some great music years ago have to admit.
      Last good tune was ‘Angie’.
      But anyone paying to see these old rich lizards amble about on stage needs his head looking at.

  28. The Stones (Gallstones?) turned up about a year after I’d arrived in CH, courtesy of Migros, the “Orange Giant” supermarket, and their “Cultural one percent” (ie 1.% of their enormous annual profits is distributed so very generously to the arts. A bit like Sainsbury over here, even the same bloody colour, for fuck.)
    Even in 2006, I assumed it must be some tribute band, as I reckoned the originals were all chariot drivers of some sort – spacca, zimmer, or those contraptions for wheeling coffins around on.

  30. When you consider that WAP (Wet Ass Pussy) won some fucking woke shite cunt of an award it’s just fucking sad that the worlds greatest rock “n” roll band….or rather the bloke in the front has once again bent the knee. He is no stranger to this. In the 60’s he bowed and changed the lyrics of “Let’s spend the night together” to “Some time” for Ed Sullivan. When Keith said about fat Reg, “He only write songs about dead blondes” and threw a hissy fit Mick was still best buds with him, and of course lets not forget it’s actually Sir Mick, when Keith said “I wouldn’t let a member of that family near me with a sharp stick”. So this really comes as no surprise.

    Charlie’s gawn, finish this tour and knock it on the head Mick. you sad woke cunt.

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