The Larkins Goes Tik Tok

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(Tok Stephen, above, to play Charley)

A ‘Mixed Race, Of Course’ cunting for ITV, please.

Just caught a trailor for ‘The Larkins’, based on H.E Bates’ books.

Now, I loved ‘The Darling Buds Of May’, a great, gentle, heart-warming series, and now it appears that ITV have commissioned a series about the Larkins earlier life. Great!

Except that Mariette’s love interest, Charley, played wonderfully by Philip Franks in the ‘Darling Buds Of May’, is of course a schwartzer. Naturally. Of course. As there were so fucking many mixed-race relationships in the forties/fifties.

Stop insulting the viewer with your fucking agenda you utter, utter, total motherfucking cunts. May whomever decided this bit of casting, die the death of a thousand late finishes.

The cunt.

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68 thoughts on “The Larkins Goes Tik Tok”

  1. Thank fuck I avoid TV as much as possible.
    The adverts are enough to bring apoplexy on.
    The meddling cunts.

  2. Gay white director casts black males in every role possible.
    Hmmm… maybe that stuff about the size of their cocks might be true?
    Sometimes the obvious answer turns out to be correct.

    • Isn’t it Occam’s razor theory that the simplest answer is normally correct that Some monk or religious bloke theorised many moons ago?
      Not surprised he hasn’t been in a documentary played by a person of colour.

  3. I’d have cast Jeremy Bamber in the role…at least he might have slaughtered the entire mawkish Larkin clan.

    ” Perfik”

    • I thought you would have loved it Mr Fiddler set in the countryside as it is. Like being out in the open air watching it.
      With Pam Ferris playing ‘Ma’ Larkin the traditional countryoman of old. With her big arms and burly bosom and her big burly arms and burly rounded-shoulders and her puce- coloured big burly face. ‘Perfik’.

      • It’s way too sickly for me,Miles.
        I saw a trailer for the new series…it was Ma and Pa in bed..Pa says ” It’s love what gets us up in the morning”…well it isn’t love that gets me up in the morning,it’s the fact that I’m busting for a shit.

  4. Tok? What kind of fucking name is that?

    Don’t tell me, the bumfondling producer has cast his brother, Tik, in another TV role and will be rewarded with a chocolate sandwich for his noble efforts.

    • Names don’t mean much these days. The average cunt in the street doesn’t know that Nelson Mandela and Horatio Nelson were two different people.
      Or that one of them was white and only had one arm. Or was it one eye? No…..that was that black cunt at the Battle of Hastings wasn’t it? You know….. when the fucking Jews invaded.
      I get very confused these days. Probably watching too much bullshit on the telly.

      • “Alroight, my pop? Fancy goin’ and pickin’ a few apples, moi luv?”

        “No maa, oi gots to go to taawn to sell some Claaas A drugs and go on the nick.”

        “If yous a-goin’ stealing an’ a-rapin’, rememmer to wear yon scaaarf, poppet.”

  5. Just imagine a reboot of Dr Findlay’s Casebook – now dear old Andrew Crookshank and Bill Simpson has gone, we’d have Dr. Woombawalla played by David Lammy as senior partner, Clive Lewis as bisexual Dr Umbongo, in the titular role, and a blacked up Kim Leadbetter as Janet the lesbian housekeeper. In the spirit of the original, we’d have Dr. Woombawalla reading the Good Book, saying to Janet every now and then “Have you bin sinnin’ again, child?” Scotland in the 1920s would be replaced by Brixton in 2021, as they battle homosexuality, homelessness, and sex change cases.

      • Geoff wasn’t the only member of the ’66 squad to drop an ‘N’ bomb on live television.

        Another one did it during the ’78 World Cup on ITV. Got the footage, but don’t want to speak ill of the dead.

      • Funny you should say that, Boggs TV Enterprises are meeting up with Channel 4 execs, to show them our pilot, which includes special guest star Chris Bryant, starring as a vicar with AIDs. Of course we have to be up to date, and so Trevor Duncan’s “March From The Little Suite” so redolent of long ago Sunday evenings, had to be updated. We struck gold and I hope you enjoy our new sig tune, which goes:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqIqPlsBk6w&list=RDqqIqPlsBk6w&start_radio=1

    • Bet Toks never to be found when its time to get the harvest in, feed the animals, dig for fencing.
      Be at the table for meals first though.
      Whats he on a farm for?
      Scaring crows?

  7. The England of ‘ The Darling Buds Of May ‘ no longer exists.
    Along with the other countries of the Union, it is being forged anew.
    Communists, racists, freaks, World without borders radicals and white folk on a massive guilt trip are rewriting this country’s history and turning it into a dysfunctional, sordid, cess pit of Liberal fascism.
    A modern Sodom and Gomorrah, where there is no room for the white man, unless he is super rich.
    Albion is corrupted.
    Brittania is violated.
    The green and pleasant is polluted by the filth of the world and the preverted.
    Our politicians are complicit.
    Fuck them all.

  8. They could bring back “Dixon of Dock Green” with George Floyd Umbongo in the lead role.

    Evening all. Crikey, there’s a lot of homophobes and raaaay-sists about tonight. Should get plain clothes on to it but they’ve all been suspended for murdering white Wimminz.
    The BBC would love it! Trust me.

  9. We may well be here declaring that we’ll all boycott this latest shower of shit, but tv execs don’t give a fuck. Modern tv isn’t aimed at our age group, it’s aimed at twenty somethings, mostly wimminz, who are often too thick or ignorant to understand historical context anyway. As far as they’re concerned, mixed race relationships are as old as England itself. Wasn’t Elizabeth 1 a dark key?

      • Oh yes. How silly of me. And there’s me accusing people of having no historical understanding.

      • Maybe that’s why Tudor wimminz used lead powder to lighten they’re skin. They must have all been suppressed dark keys trying to get some white privilege.

  10. You should read some of the YouTube comments on the ITV trailer, it restored my faith in humanity, in fact they could be made honorary ISAC members?

  11. Not a day goes by without my decision to ditch “live TV” being vindicated. I honestly don’t know how you could watch the continual shower of shite they broadcast and not have your piss boil thinking that you are forced to contribute to its production cost. Move on – best decision you’ll ever make👍

    • So true Mikdys, I don’t bother with tv at all ( the wife does )
      If I want what’s going on in real like….I come here !

      • It’s great for the individual – the dream is that enough individuals drop it to the extent it fucks their funding models up and strikes a return blow, as it were. It won’t happen of course but it’s a nice thought to hold onto…

  12. That Tok Steven bloke, must be aware hes got the role simply by the colour of his skin?
    That its white virtue signalling not talent thats landed him playing Charley?
    Id be embarrassed.
    In fact day one id say something so offensive about stanleys that half the cast would faint.
    Hes a token and he knows it.

  14. My wife s a TV addict. She watches shite like this each and every day. Drs. Corrie, Emmerdale and an endless list of crap programmes with crap actors with crap stories and full of planted “political statements” and subversive posturing.

    She loves it! Can’t see what I’m on about, and diligently pays a TV licence against my wishes.

    It was prophesised many decades ago, that television would become the arse trumpet for Government, and the cunts who own them. Well that certainly is the truth today!

    A chocolate in a crate of milk just is plain stupid ! different if the storyline was more realistic…such as… “Ma Larkin craves Darkie Cock” and gets creamed each episode.

    Somehow, I don’t think that’s in the mind of the script writers.!

    • I seem to remember an episode like that.
      ‘The Larkin’s Christmas Cockfest’

      Peggy Mount shouting for more.

      • Peggy Mount getting shagged by a Peaceful would definitely make it on to Channel 4 these days.

  15. I think this is out of order.
    I watched some adverts and was surprised to see that mixed race couples are the norm. With the male dark key actually present. Our community hasnt caught up with this yet but I hope the parish council will ship some macaroons in to make amends. Bring us up to date as it were. I dont think we have ever had a stabbing.
    And why shouldnt the 1950s England countyside have kaffirs? Anne Boleyn was bleck as were half the regency court. And Beethoven apparently. There was surely a thriving drill rap community in say Diss or Little Cocksworth.
    No, this cunting is behind the times.
    I seen it on the telly.

    • Winston Churchill was black, wasn’t he? With a name like Winston he’s bound to have been. Probably came over on the Windrush.

  17. Sacrilege! What next? Some Middle Eastern chap playing Jesus? We all know he was a blue eyed white Anglo Saxon, as so faithfully portrayed by Robert Powell back in the day…

  18. It’s a pity Sir Bernard Manning is no longer with us, he would have made a fantastic Pa Larkin. I can imagine young remus’s face as Bernard tells him “just because a dog is born in a stable, doesn’t mean it’s a horse”

    • Manning was ruthless. Back in the 70’s I went to see a pub near his club as a prospective buyer.
      When I knocked on the door at about 1030 the landlady opened up to a full house with everyone pissed. Fucking hell I thought, they’ve started early.
      No….wrong!
      These were from the night before.

    • “Alreet Charley lad? ‘Avin’ a good time on t’ farm, son?”

      “Yes, Pa.”

      “Beats swingin’ through fuckin’ trees, dunnit lad?”

  21. I am totally behind this casting.
    If, they cast Ray Winstone as Pop Larkin-who challenges Charlie to a “meet” in the hop kiln.
    After beating him around the head and neck with a length of lead pipe:

    “Now then, moi Marrietta ain’t walkin’ out Wiv no nig-nog, you listen’n c.oon”

    “Yeh! Take it easy Pa.”

    “Good. Now rub zum coal dust on yoom bruisin’ an fuck off back to Brixton”

    Cue title music.
    😀👍

  22. I’m white so automatically not racist.

    Racism is a crime and crime is for black people.

  23. The only programmes not suffering from the over representation of dark keys are soaps, where there are too many white actors in the areas they are supposedly filmed in. Go to the real East End for example and there are no white faces at all.

  24. The only programmes not suffering from the over representation of dark keys are soaps, where there are too many white actors in the areas they are supposedly filmed in. Go to the real East End for example and there are no white faces at all.

  25. I can’t wait for the next Dr Who casting….
    I’m betting on a dark key, transgender in a wheelchair with bipolar disorder.

    • And wouldn’t it be funny if instead of the tardis he had one of those little blue 3 wheeled invacars, that were common in the 70s but seemed to disappear overnight.

  26. I very recently stumbled upon an episode of that Only Fools and Horses prequel with the lad from Inbetweeners playing a young Del Boy Trotter.
    Must have been on UK Gold or whatever.

    Got about 5 mins in before a knock comes to the flat door and it was Del Boy’s date.

    Turns out to be a young south asian/peaceful heritage lass at the door as the love interest.

    Deliberate wokery yet again so off it went.

  27. Complete bollocks isn’t it, I spent a few years of my childhood in the Weald of Kent where this is set in the 1970’s and you never ever saw anyone who wasn’t white and British, it was as rare as hens teeth, and this is set in the 1950’s so totally implausible, but once again some gaylord beardy weak faced hipster drinking a soy-boy latte thought it marvelous to stick this in, they must think the public is stupid, what utter complete cunts they are ruining all our classics.

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