Quora (2)

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I am addicted, sorry but I am addicted, so many bell end questions!
Mrs B loves face book but I, well I am in mortal combat with bell ends.
I cant help it I just have to answer those fuckwit questions.

It is perhaps the ultimate keyboard warrior experience telling people to fuck off.
I am a very sad individual because I know there is no sanity in this world and at no point (unless the internet warps back to the 1970’S) will my answers be top.
best I die soon

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

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41 thoughts on “Quora (2)”

    • Spot on! I had a look too – can’t be arsed, and WILL NOT sign into any site that requires my information. Fuck ’em!

  2. My advice would be to discontinue with this Quora shit, if the question in the header is a typical example of the cobblers they serve up.

    Stick with limiting Internet exposure; ISAC and a few selected porn sites are cerebral nourishment.

    Watch only good old favourites on TV, such as The Professionals, The Sweeney, Porridge, The Old Grey Whistle Test, Jack Hargreaves, Guitar Heroes at the BBC, One Foot in the Grave, Bangers and Cash and some selected films.

    This is the Maskinback guide to keeping your head in the 2020s when all around you are losing their’s.

    • Oh and above all, make sure you never allow the earworms of Tom Bradby and Robert Peston to invade your lounge via the idiot lantern.

    • Bangers and Cash is great, isn’t it PM?
      Damn sight better than “Wheeler Dealers”.
      Actually, rather than whining here, I’m going to do a nom on fatty Mike Brewer and his money-haemorrhaging business model.

      • Good morning TTCE.

        I did cunt the corpulent Brewer some time ago. Edd China and Ant Antstead should get together, possibly with Hubnut off YouTube, then bin the fat, mockney cunt Brewer and make a classic car series to beat all such programs ever made!

      • Oh yes indeed! I love the shit cars that Hubnut features. This might interest you: I just got a mk2 Cortina!
        A real bag of crap too…but the steering, brakes and suspension are all okay and once I’d cleaned the carb out and replaced the rubbish ebay/chinky ignition for an Accuspark, it’s running perfectly and I’ve been driving it round with a big grin on my mug.
        But the rust…fucking hell, there’s literal holes in the floor!

      • Sounds a hoot,TTCE.

        Those MK2s are fetching some serious cash now and the shells are structurally simple, so if you have plenty of time and a good MIG welder, the world’s your oyster!

      • Paul and Thomas, a very good morning to you both. Fellow petrol-heads I believe/hope? The measure of how far your civilisation has advanced is the quantity of hydrocarbons you are burning. Onward and upward! Electricity is for powering computers.

      • My first car was a cortina Mk2. There was so much filler in it, a magnet wouldn’t stick to most of the car. The steering was like something on a yacht, and keeping it in a straight line made you look like you were acting in a 50s B movie, steering left to right in an exaggerated fashion.
        Hand painted black, it was a rusty, unroadworthy piece of shit.
        But I loved it.

      • Ed fucked off because the producers wanted him to play a character. He has a youtube channel now.

    • Is the Jack Hargreaves Out ofTown or OLd Country still being shown, Paul? – what channel?

      AS regards Quora for some reaso their fuckwit questions pop up on my gmail account from time to time – most are EU lovers baiting and waycist excusers asking the sort of stuff you expect your 5 year old kids to ask on the bus.

      • Exactly. Idiotic, made-up baiting questions. Pops up on Gmail here too. I reckon AC Grayling got to the Christmas Crackers early…

      • Aaaah yer man Jack Hargreaves… speaking iof Grayling, jack did a spot on grayling wherein he described them as being unfairly regarded as “the Cape coloured” of course fish! 🤣🤣🤣

  5. I have just had a look at the website.
    On my mobile there was an option to sign in with Facebook or to continue on my browser.
    I don’t use Facebook.

    The site appears to be for people who can’t quite work out Twitter and who find Facebook to be too challenging.

    Unbelievably thick cunts.

    The website must be heavily moderated. The spelling and grammar used in the questions is at odds with the obvious stupidity of the people that ask them.

    The answers are generally not sarcastic and nobody gets the severe cunting that they deserve.

    • I somehow get a feed of quora on my email and get fed new questions daily.

      Their sheer awfulness makes me curious to see what the fuck will come up next so I haven’t deactivated it quite yet

  6. I looked at Quora a couple of years ago and as genuinely disturbed…most of the “questions” seemed to be nothing more than a way for disturbed individuals to rite about their fantasies…along the lines of ” My 12 year old stepdaughter…sleepover….middle of the night I realised that I’d dropped the tv remote earlier and decided to go downstairs to find it…I also forgot about the sleepover and woke up one of my daughter’s friends while groping about on the floor..she screamed and threatened to tell her Mom….. Should I have put on pyjamas before going downstairs?”

      • None at all,unfortunately….that’s why I’m taking the opportunity to rewrite it here…I’m sure that when you bring your undoubted vast experience of such matters to bear,I’ll have my answer.

      • In similar vein Dick, years ago when our elder daughter was at university she came home one weekend bringing a few friends with her. They slept over in various rooms and late one night when we were in bed I noticed the landing light was still on. I stepped out naked on to the landing and as I did so the bathroom door opened and someone else stepped out in front of me. Fortunately it was a twenty-year-old straight man so only mildly embarrassing.

    • Yes, Quora used to be exclusively about legit scientific and philosophical questions, but in the past few years it has been flooded with ponderous, creepy, trolly type of shite.

  8. DkCs link actually allows you to read this without having to sign up, so thanks for that, because I thought it was a wind up.
    Quora, a place where morons can have their say.

  9. Quora?
    Sounds like a vegetarian margarine.
    Never been on it, and if the sample questions anything to go by never will.
    If I go on a site and a fuckin dummy like mes the smartest im wasting my time!
    Morning all.

  10. I get emails from the cunts all the time but to an email address invented for me by the googles that I rarely use nor visit.
    Anyhow judging from the nonsense I’d seen I assumed it was all robot bollocks sent by the Yellow Peril or some such devils.
    There are enough real idiots to contend with without going looking for more on a computer.
    Ban the fucker.

  11. ‘Quora’ seems to be the place where cunts who use their local Spotted’ to learn about their communities go to learn stuff about the wider world. A virtual university for retard cunts. Learning from other people is generally a bad idea as they usually turn out to be ill-informed twats. My advice would be to stick with ISaC if you want to be well rounded in your outlook, or fuck off.

    Good morning, everyone.

    • What a great morning!
      Suns shining, dickybirds tweeting in the trees,
      Marvelous.

      A big congratulations to Tyson Fury for a stunning show last night!!👍

      • Not being hyperbolic, but that was like a fucking Rocky film.

        Best fight I’ve seen in years. Gotta love Fury though, the mad cunt.

      • That fight this morning was epic stuff.

        Fury is an absolute natural.
        Certainly wasn’t in the best condition but still had far too much for Wilder.

        As for Wilder – unbelievable courage but one sore fucking loser.

  12. It’s a fucking annoying site that requires you give them your inside leg measurements to read their shite. And it’s mostly woke, smug shite.

    ‘Glassdoor’ is even worse (employer info website). If you want to read employee reviews or salary information, you need to do the same. I did what they asked once, email info all kinds of shite, even wrote a review to ‘unlock’ the info I was after, only for it to do fuck all afterwards except block the shit I wanted to see anyway.
    Fucking pricks.

    OT, but just watched the Fury fight. What a fucking fight that was. Shame it had a split arse co commentating on the American PPV version I just watched.

    Nowhere is safe. Even doing the fucking boxing now. Still, cracking fight.

  13. I answered a question about transfolk and got into an argument with a fat woman.

    I assume it was a woman.

    From then on I couldnt be arsed. I’d rather watch Bangers and Cash.

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