Paul Merson – So Brave!

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A woe is me cunting for this constantly teary idiot ex-footballer turned TV pundit, who claims to have blown £7 million on his gambling addiction.

Gambling addiction is real and can be incredibly destructive, I’ve seen it first hand with family members. But there comes a point where you have to just stop. You have to take responsibility for your actions and deal with them.

This fucker has had rehab after rehab, sympathy from the public for being ‘brave’ in not stopping gambling away his wife and kids’ home and even managed to keep his (estimated) £500k p.a. job at Sky throughout all this. He’s had much more support and financial clout to help him through this than 99% of hopeless gamblers.

He managed to get a new woman in his life and they saved a big deposit for a nice big house (not easy to do in your mid 50s unless you’ve got a very well paid job!)…only for this idiot to gamble it away.

I am sick to death of the media showing weak cunts like this and portraying them as brave. This fucker cries as soon as he starts talking of course.

Brave?

No. He needs to get a fucking grip and take responsibility for his life and responsibility for fucking up the lives of others due to being a weak cunt.

He now wants betting adverts banning etc. He may have a point. I think there are too many of them. But once again, he’s not accepting his responsibility. I’m sure his bosses at Sky (who pay his fucking wages by the way) are loving this weak willed cunt going on a rival channel (BBC), to try and ban their biggest sponsors from working with them!

Well, that is when he’s not crying and acting like a six year old girl who’s lost her favourite dolly. Brave? For not stopping ruining his and (more importantly) others’ lives?

Stop calling this cunt brave! He’s weak and doesn’t accept responsibility. A bad example to all.

Fuck off and boo boo (again)

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

74 thoughts on “Paul Merson – So Brave!”

  1. Ever seen a poor bookmaker or casino owner? No, me neither

    Surely that’s your first warning sign that gambling is a loser’s game. Unless you happen to be a bookmaker or casino owner, in which case you’re a cunt preying on the weak minded and terminally stupid.

    • If he was a winning gambler the bookies wouldn’t take a bet off him, fact especially with the wads he had at his disposal.
      They accommodate losers , no problem getting money on

      • When I heard the trailer for that programme, I thought they said Merton, which would have explained why he continues to pour out his “out there” shit week after week. A man in his sixties who still behaves like the 3rd form class clown. The man who is only kept off JSA thanks to HIGNFY on TV and Just A MInute on Wireless 4 – he does fuck all else.

  2. Ban betting ads ?…I’ve seen hundreds of ads for starving Sooties and never given a fucking Penny…neither have I been dragged off the street into a bookie’s and forced to bet…. Merson and others like him who can’t accept that their problems are of their own making would have found another way of fucking up if they didn’t have gambling to blame.

  4. No-one wakes up one day and thinks, ‘I’ve got a great idea, why don’t I become a gambling/drug/alcohol addict’, and need help, but, brave?? Try being aircrew flying in enemy territory with angry people shooting at you, try going into a burning building to rescue a stranger, try going to sea in a lifeboat in a gale, try facing a madman with a knife or gun armed only with your baton and CS spray, try doing the myriad of things that ordinary people do on a daily basis for not much remuneration.

    You self-pitying cunt.

    • It seems bravery is now measured by the amount of whiney self-pitying victimhood you can generate on Twitter. It was the same when Philip Schofield revealed he was a cockhound and anyone watching the fawning simpering shit bags would have thought he just donated a kidney or something.

    • I recall a chap called Eric Cheaney who built Triumph based specials for the ISDT ( an extended motorcycle enduro event ) back in the early 1970s . He was asked what the pressure was like having to deliver machines on time.
      Eric, who had served as an artificer on RAF MTBs rescuing downed pilots replied ‘ It’s fuck all compared to getting an gone to work whilst the whole Luftwaffe is intent on killing you’.

      • Gone? Ffs engine.
        If you want to see a good film about the activities of such men try ‘The Sea Shall Not Have Them’
        Of concourse my dear old Pa who was in the Royal Navy compared the operators of RAF boats as being only marginally above the crew of the Gosport Ferry.
        Pa would have enjoyed the musings on IsAC.

  5. My problem occurs during the festive season. Christmas I can deal with, even the big day itself, but my problems start the following morning when my addiction to Boxing Day sandwiches kicks in, I have to go cold turkey….

  6. I like a bet…why shouldn’t I ?….I can afford it and enjoy it. The “Ban it” Brigade are priggish,sanctimonious bores who should get out more.

    • I’d like to place bets on whether or not a darķie immigrant would manage to traverse the obstacle course we’d arranged for him on Hastings beach, Mr F…I daresay it would be the most difficult and spitefully painful obstacle couse ever devised. A tad more fatal than, say, that of the ‘Kryton Factor’.
      Although they were never allowed to use explosives, boiling pitch and giant centipedes on theirs.

      • Would the giant centipedes be unleashed right at the end, just when the cunt thinks he has survived?

      • Ramp up that mini train on the stade to warp speed so it’s like a game of no win frogged

  8. He portrays himself as a victim. No, you aren’t. You’re a weak- willed addict whose self-pitying snivelling make people want to puke.
    The victims here are your family and friends, who you’ve let down time after time.
    No doubt you’ve ” borrowed” money from them, which they probably could I’ll afford.
    Grow a pair, you whining cunt.

    • Damned right, JP…no hardcore addicts of anything should ever be helped. Not only do they not deserve it, it’s pointless; they will always return to their pattern of self-destructiveness until the root cause is unearthed and by that time, they’ve invariably destroyed their body and/or their relationships with those around them.

  9. Merse… One of the biggest cunts in the history of the game.
    I recall when the horrible little prick – while on England duty – kept flicking his spit into this bird’s hair while in a bar. Needless to say, Merson and his toadies thought he was hilarious. England captain, Bryan Robson, spotted Merson’s infantile antics and demanded he stop it. Merson said ‘Make me’. So Robbo punched him in the face and knocked the little cunt out old.

    Nice one, Captain Marvel.

    • Robbo was hard as fuck. Merse learned his lesson that night.

      Shame he hasn’t learned since.

      Btw, agree totally with others saying gambling is ok don’t ban it.

      You can’t ban things just because idiots can’t control themselves. We’d have to ban beer, fags and even food if this was the case.

      About time he owned up and said he’s made others victims, rather than being victim, that’s my point.

      Addiction can affect all of us, but if you hit rock bottom, destroy your life and the lives of others and then get reprieve after reprieve (unlike most…how many get sympathy and large contract offers?), then you do not deserve any sympathy if you don’t change your ways.

      That’s my point.

  10. Another overpaid sleb with mental elf problems. If you get all that dough for talking bollocks about football and then give it away to some other cunt then you’re a wanker pure and simple. All part of the pussifcation of our “pity me” society to turn your stupidity into a mental elf problem.
    Fuck me, walk into a bookies…..3 windows for paying in, 1 window for paying out. That’s all any cunt needs to know.

    • “Fuck me, walk into a bookies…..3 windows for paying in, 1 window for paying out. That’s all any cunt needs to know.”

      That should be nailed onto the wall of every Gamblers Anonymous meeting room.

      And yes, if you keep winning with the sort of bets Merson was placing (£500-£10,000 per bet by all accounts) then they won’t let you fucking bet anyway.

      The thick fucking cunt.

  11. I’m sure Sky are thrilled at Merson’s betting ad ban stance, it’s obviously a decent source of revenue for them. It’s also a revenue source that contributes to Merson’s pay packet I would imagine, so stone’s and glass houses spring to mind.
    Merson is obviously one of those self destructive types who would find some other way of fucking up if gambling was outlawed. So why do me make hero’s out of failures? It sounds harsh, but that’s what he is.

  12. Fuck me, yet another something, something and me.

    You are a cunt, playing professional football should have instilled some discipline.

    Just put the news on and it cheered me up no end, Man United are 5-0 down at home to Liverpool and the icing on the cake up his own arse Pogba has been sent off 😂😂😂

    The premier league is getting to be like the WSL with these rugby scores 😂

    • Spurs got beat too. 🤣 A cracking bit of marking by Harry the Mong gave West Ham all three points.

      • Two desperately poor teams although at least Man United have some decent players to build on for the future.
        Tottenham only have Son Heung-min.

  13. Whining prick, one of the primary reasons your fucking exists is for gambling. How many teams are or have been sponsored by these bloodsucking cunts, with kids wearing their logos on replica kits?
    Brave? Like most people who seem to get called that these days you’re nothing but a cunt.

    • Mersons problem is hes a quitter.
      Run of bad luck?
      Tears.
      He should have a few lines, few shots, a beer, and get down the bookies!
      You’ll never win big sulking Paul!
      Get the car and house on the roulette table and get the adrenaline flowing.
      The gods favour the bold.

      Betcha!

      • Bet that’s happened to a lot of em MNC
        Cracking up and spin to win
        Some ,not often though gamble their way out but return to their old unsuccessful ways quickly

        Knew someone that borrowed 20 large and had a ball
        Lasted about a month and then was found swinging from a tree
        Addictive behavior is everywhere and not just the sole possession of gamblers
        I knew a few that were detrimental to the health of everyone that they knew

      • Evening Mecuntry,
        I dont gamble myself but don’t begrudge others a flutter if they enjoy it and aren’t spending money meant for food for their kids.
        My grandad liked the horses ‘the geegees’ as he called them.
        Hed place a sly bet at the bookies and swear me to secrecy!

        “Dont tell your nana theres a good lad!”

        Not a force on earth that would of got me to grass my grandad up.

      • Evening back RTC, yes it’s a pastime for most but for others it’s a matter of life or debts
        Sure the big boys are at it everyday on the stocks and shares playing with people’s pensions
        They will say of course that it’s thoroughly researched and the computer model will show a yield of 8% per annum
        But they go tits up as well just like before and before
        Like your Grandads style, sharing but daring🤫🤫

      • Hes gotten us confused Ruff.
        We look similar.
        Patrick magoohan was always getting asked,
        “Wheres yer kestrel Billy?!!”
        😀

    • Fuck I’ve been rumbled, ‘‘tis a bank holiday this here weekend so a beer or two has been tasted
      Evening to dah toa of ya

      • Hehehe 😀
        Evening mate!👍
        Evening to both of you.
        I’ll tell you who is mr Magoo.
        Jeezum Priest.
        Check out his nom on the nominations page.
        He describes some female bodybuilder as nice looking!
        Fuck me!
        Like Chris Eubank in a Dave Hill from Slade wig.

      • She would make your eyes water, Miserable. Eat Ruff for breakfast and fart him out before dinnertime before any ‘horn’.

      • Right fuckin horrorbag isnt she LL?
        JP made her sound like Audrey Hepburn.
        I opened the link,
        Fuckin Mighty Joe Young grinning at me!!

  14. It could be worse. You could be Ole Gunnar Solskar making a bet on his own team.

    • If there is Karma-ALL those teams who signed up for that European Superleague, should be failing 👍

    • Salah was untouchable today, Captain.

      I feel like I did when I watched United disintegrate under Dave Sexton. This thrashing from Liverpool reminded me of when Forest did United 4-0 in 1977. The same feeling of dread about how bad Manchester United have become. Ole Gunnar Solksjaer is talking shit now. ‘We have come too close to give up’. Close to what? mid table oblivion? Winning fuck all? Time he was out.

      • He’s a likeable man but perhaps that’s the problem. You have to be rid of deadwood like the blue-haired Pigba cunt and Fred. Ole deserves to the end of the season, anyway.

      • Ole never got the players he wanted or really needed and the board refused to get rid of the deadwood.

        Pogba is a fucking virus in the dressing room.
        Rashford, Martial and Lingard aren’t Utd standard.

        They haven’t had a decent holding midfielder since Herrera and haven’t had a General since Roy Keane.
        They have good goalkeepers, they have Verrane, Shaw, Bruno, Ronaldo, Greenwood and Sancho. Cavanni is a tidy addition.

        Ole is like Lampard at Chelsea or Arteta-out of his depth.

        They should have got Allegri, Tuchel or Zidane.
        I would rather have Eddie Howe or Rogers, than Ole.
        🤔

      • I think you’ve got it there, Captain.

        Ole is a nice bloke, always has been. But so was Dave Sexton. Dave wasn’t a big enough cunt to be boss at Old Trafford, and neither is Solksjaer. To be a decent Man United manager, one has to be a cunt at times. The Doc (RIP) took out anybody who stood in his way, including Law, Best, Crerand and Morgan. And we all know about how Fergie disposed of the likes of Ince, Stam, Ruud, Keane and many others. However, I can’t see Ole getting shut of trouble making shite like Rashford, Lingard, Martial and that cunt Pogba. They currently run the United team, not Solksjaer. And that won’t change until Ole goes.

        I would also like Zidane to have a go, CG. But will he even want the job?

      • Spot on.

        He’s too nice. Name the last nice guy to win a title in England?

        Ranieri? He was called the ‘Tinkerman’ remember? He’s all about keeping players on their toes. One average performance and he’ll put your back up in your place and pit you against each other. Nice my arse.

        Wenger? Lovely bloke but he had a ruthless streak and was a tight cunt (he was a rare breed, with a Master’s degree in Economics, who also controlled the club’s finances). If a player hinted that he wanted a move he fucked them off. Many regretted trying it on (for more money). Petit, Anelka and Hleb to name three of many. Any player making tactical suggestions was also got rid of (Gallas).

        No. Ole tries to be their best mate. He should’ve kept himself locked behind his office door (like Clough, Fergie, Klopp and Wenger) and made the players fear him a bit. Stood silently taking notes during training.

        He should be sacked but not sure he will be. Too nice for that job.

      • But but bu Harry has apologized for the dreadful Maguire performance.
        Everything is alright again with United

  15. A fine nom.

    Paul Merson Brave?

    Now living in rented accommodation with a bird and 3 kids.
    Rented accommodation!

    Boo fucking hoo you absolutely deplorable cunt try working a normal job for a normal wage.
    After all the money this thick and self pitying, self absorbed bastard has squandered, I almost pity the woman that has got involved with him. I say almost because she must have known he was a total cunt prior to knocking out his sprogs.
    His kids though I do feel sorry for as they genuinely are the innocent party.

  17. Merson once said in an interview “If you go into a hairdressers eight times the odds are you will eventually have a haircut”. So it doesn’t really surprise me that the majority of this simpletons bets didn’t come off.

  18. Sky Bet is one of the biggest bookies in the country and this cunt is suggesting they ban gambling adverts 🙂

    Imagine working for a firm , a profit making entity and openly advocating that they should be making less money.

    Merson is some sort of Jerry Maguire Cunt without the looks.

  19. After threatening to leave many times because of my poker addiction, the wife has now actually packed her bags and left. I was sure she was bluffing….

  21. I get annoyed with these self-pitying fuckers. They’ve got a problem with something so ban it for everyone, that’s the way they think. Some people can’t handle alcohol, so the thing to do is ban it – remember prohibition? That worked well. There are religious nut cases who don’t agree with abortion, ok so put a stop to it, for everybody. You wouldn’t think of telling these cunts what to do but they want to tell you. They’re inadequate bastards so the whole world has to change to suit them.

  22. Never liked this floppy-fringed cunt with his faux bemused expression on Have I Got News for You.

  24. Why is it victims get so much media coverage in this country?
    A couple of months living on the streets will cure this cunt.

  26. A lot of these football players were addicted to gambling even back in the 70s, 80s, before the Dante’s Inferno of 24/7 “bet on anyfink ya like, ya cunt!” online gambling insanity. There’s fuck all to do after training as player, so they drank, played cards, gambled. If I was a player, I’d do some sort personal appearances at schools and motivate the kids, not just on football, but on acquiring and improving their skills and positive attitudes. I’d feel a lot better about myself being a multi-millionaire tabloid-fodder target if I was involved in my community as positive force and not an up-their-own-arse ivory-tower prima donna bell-end. Then I’d never end up doing self-destructive shambles. “The Devil makes work for idle hands.”

  27. I’ve met him and he was pleased as fuck to say he wished he had earned even more money so he could have gambled more. Also an alcoholic and coke head.

  28. Fat wanker deserves everything he gets. No sympathy whatsoever. Get fucked. And stop blubbing like a girl, you fucking knobber.

  29. I’ve only put a few bets on since legally able, all on football. Twice I thought about it and didn’t, only for the teams i’d backed to win the tournaments (France in 2018 and Italy in 2020). The only reason is knowing ‘enough’ about football. Never bothered with the horse as I know nothing about them.
    Other times it’s with friends or family for a pint or dinner. Did that over a few matches over the years (AC Milan vs Juventus in 2003 Champions League final)

    I’ve never bet more than a tenner at one time, either.

  30. I agree that advertising for gambling, whether it be adverts in magazines, on the television, and internet etc etc, should be banned.

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