This is a buy one, get two free cunting for the one, the only Patricia “Choppers” Dean, NHS waste and her retarded son who have recently been in court for offences including firearms and assisting a violent offender.
Turns out old keyboard teeth was provided with a car by the cash strapped NHS ( a fucking photocopier salesman Mercedes Sport GTi cuntwagon) and because she already owned another car, her half-wit son took to driving it around and committing crimes with a shotgun…yes that’s right, an NHS car and someone was using it to commit gun crime against a love rival.
Now I know people will crow salary sacrifice, lease costs met by the employee but why are the NHS fucking around with all the admin, costs and no doubt expensive managers to do this? MY NI has just gone up so people like Shergar here and her dim-wit son can drive around in a Mercedes GTi…the world is truly fucked.
They are due to be “sentenced” in October but as she is part of the NHS cult I suspect she will get a suspended sentence and the blood splattered shit mobile will probably be returned…maybe she will even get an upgrade to a Rolls Royce?
Nominated by: Spanky Mc Spank
The NHS is such a fucking shitshow. It’s enough to make a cat laugh.
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Bang on, and they are the strongest market for publication in 47 languages by companies owned and contracted by our replacements.!
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Jesus!
DCI Gene is gonna have a shitfit when he sees this!!
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Omeprazol on standby😚
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No, I completely agree. Too many managers doing fuck-all on a shit-load more than me. However, the lease car is paid completely by the employee – I know as my crewmate has one. (Not a fucking Merc, mind).
As an aside, to quote Rab C Nesbitt, I will tell you this, boy, you whining cunts who seem to take delight in running the NHS down at every opportunity, I’d fucking LOVE to see your reaction to a four week old baby we went to the other week. Cardiac arrest, did our job, saved the little cunt and took it to hospital. Still alive. Straight after that little beauty, to a four yr old kid, inneffective breathing, pale, cyanosed, straight into resus on blues. After that? Another child. Take him in, goes GCS 3 in the truck. Another quick dash to resus. Yes, that’s what I’m paid for and what I joined to do, but, it grips my fucking shit when I see us ‘Frontliners’ tarred with the same brush as these chair-polishers by cunts who should know fucking better but obviously fucking don’t. As to your reaction? I think we all know what that would be, despite the bullshit I read.
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To be fair, I could cite a few jaw-dropping examples of ineptitude regarding managers who haven’t a fucking clue about what we do yet still make decisions that affect us. But I won’t as I’d like to remain icognito.
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Tell you what DCI, I’ve worked for both the NHS and the Dept for Work and pensions in my younger years-mostly pen pushing and training new staff.
While I saw some ridiculous waste in the NHS, I saw worse in the DWP. The office I was in (allegedly) spent 50k on a new carpet (which wasn’t needed at all) so the SEO wouldn’t have the ‘break even’ site budget reduced for the following year.
Had to pay £200 for a sparky to give a H&S cert for the Christmas lights too.
All kinds of mad shit went on there.
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The Christmas lights, I might add, were just for a tree you’d find in most homes. Agros £10 shite.
Fucking piss take.
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Tell me about it. I’d love to know how much we pay for paracetamol. (Tablets, not IV).
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The NHS gobbles up money like Katie Price and any cock that comes within 3 feet of her. You want a new blind on that window?…..800 quid sir. You want that light bulb changed?…..180 notes for you mate. Big Pharma suck money out of it like…….well, I don’t want to mention poor Katie again.
Did you know that they have 60,000 employees on £100,000+ a year? Now some of those are consultants and surgeons but most of them are pen pushing cunts having a laugh. It is an endless and bottomless money pit. Like the Police and Civil Service it is run by cunts who are only concerned with preserving their own positions and don’t give a fuck about wasting other people’s money. Don’t get me started on Blair and his mate’s PPF or I might end up in fucking casualty.
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Un-fucking-believable.
She had a BMW, so the car provided for her at taxpayers’ expense was driven by her dimwit offspring.
Why a Mercedes anyway? What was wrong with a more economical vehicle if they had to provide one?
Hope her and her charmless looking son get sent down.
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This article makes for quite interesting reading, even though some of the data is a couple of years old.
The NHS receives almost 10% of this country’s GDP (£130bn for 2018/9), and yet it still craves for more. I suspect a lot of people wouldn’t object to this if they knew the extra money was been ringfenced to essential services within the NHS.
But as we all know this isn’t the case, as typified during lockdown last year and every Tom Dick and Harriet from within the NHS declared themselves a “key worker” even though they probably worked well away from front-line services.
The NHS employs around 1.3 million people today, according to the NHS’ own website, and is one of the biggest employers not only in Europe but across the planet!
It is so big that no one can control it. It’s like a snowball rolling down a mountain, becoming larger and more bloated, and no one dares stand in its way.
I have rarely found fault with the service I’ve received from the NHS over the last 50 odd years, other than long waiting times at A&E. But the management of the various NHS trusts across the country is quite possibly the real Achilles Heel, as my wife (former NHS worker) will testify during her 24 year stint.
https://www.kingsfund.org.uk/audio-video/key-facts-figures-nhs
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The NHS saves its real vitriol for whistle blowers who expose the wastefulness and chronic inability to manage a budget effectively.
I read recently that only 52% of the 1.2 million employees are doctors and nurses etc, the rest are mangers, executives and shit like ‘Diversity officer’.
They have just got a £36bn injection of cash so naturally they went on to hire dozens of cunts on salaries of up to £270,000 to make sure it is spent correctly.
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Let’s be kind and imagine that she provided home visits or traveled to other hospitals as part of her job. Even so, wouldn’t something like a Dacia have done the job? Or perhaps they could have just paid a fuel allowance. Either way, her maniac son shouldn’t have been using it to do Ronnie Kray impersonations and she is now, deservedly, in the deepest of shit.
On the subject of abuse of freebie motor cars, has Motabilty and its frivolous use of public money ever been cunted? When I had dealings with them a few years ago, it was a total piss take.
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Put them both back in the car and push it off a cliff.
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If an institution has 1.3 million workers then a 1% pay rise is the equivalent of employing an additional 13,000 workers on an average wage.
Instead of pumping more money into the NHS there ought to be an immediate audit to find out exactly where their current funds are going.
The waste must be astronomical.
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That would be almost impossible. AC. NHS budgeting and administration rules are beyond Byzantine. This is, of course, deliberate. Take a look here and weep…
https://www.england.nhs.uk/prog-budgeting/
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Third biggest state run employer in the world.
Beaten only by Cuba and China. Communist countries. Says it.
It’s a cult that needs eradication.
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“It’s a cult that needs eradication.”
Excellent idea. Riiight, you’ve called me out, show me your insurance or pass your bank card, please, before I move my arse from this seat. Bit like Fire Marks, in the old pre-nationalised fire brigade days! Topping idea. I’ll set up independantly. I coukd have a Merc, then…
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DCI, I thank you for your service. You do an important job unlike the useless pen pushers.
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My hero. Yawn.
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The first thing I would do if in power would be an independent review/audit call it what you will, of the NHS. This would be a review down to the last penny spent. There would be no increase in spending whilst this is undertaken even if it takes a year. Watch the NHS not waste money then. No NHS tourists from overseas. It wouldn’t surprise me if £40 billion a year could be saved. Wasting tax payers money is a piss boiler with me. It wouldn’t just be the NHS. The Civil Service, fucking Parliament itself and how much they waste. I bet where talking £100’s if billions in waste every year. The easiest thing in the world is spending other peoples money.
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The NHS might as well be run by the police.
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“Now I know people will crow salary sacrifice, lease costs met by the employee but why are the NHS fucking around with all the admin, costs and no doubt expensive managers to do this?”
As far as I’m aware, (my crewmate has a lease car), it is paid for entirely by the employee, NOT the NHS, and you deal directly with the lease company of your choice, so fuck-all to do with the NHS Fleet, at least that’s how his works, unless, I presume, you are required to respond to an incident on blue-lights and sirens, (officer/NILO, for example), then they will provide you with a car, I think, or subsidise a lease one for you. Not 100% sure, but, I think that’s the case. Anyway, it’s not like the Daily Liar to ever let blind prejudice get in the way of a few facts, is it?
As for Esther Rantzen and her son, they’re not fit to lick my truck clean, so, a good point made there.
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Ye Gods! Is that a transgender sort? It’s teeth look like an expedient can opener.
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The thought of a gobbing from that horse faced creature has made my knob and bollocks retract to my throat, the woman? is not much better either.
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The thought of a gobbing from that horse faced creature has made my knob and bollocks retract to my throat, the woman? is not much better either.
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She could eat an apple through the visitor hatch.
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The frontline staff of the NHS are usually great. It’s just a massive organisation that is prone to corruption and inefficiency.
I was involved in the internal audit of my local NHS 20 years ago. Member of staff complaining that the catering contract had been awarded to someone whose wife was on the decision panel, only for it to come out that she was being fucked by the other main applicant for the contract.
Consultants using the premises and NHS resources on their private patients (like X-rays) and not reimbursing the NHS.
And worst of all consultants moving home costs charged to the NHS as a expense. One moved from Wolverhampton to Essex and claimed £27,000 in costs. I can remember saying to the Head of Finance. How many operations could have been performed for £27k? This a guy earning a £150k a year through the NHS and probably at least double that privately.
Money pissed away.
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Seems like she should be at home caring for her spastic of a son, rather than milking the NHS/taxpayer.
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That dippy looking brain challenged dude is a dead ringer for Jeff Dunhams ‘Bubba J’ doll.
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What a shower of shit
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