I’m delighted to learn that New Zealand weightlifter Laurel Hubbard has been named ‘Sportswoman of the Year’ by the University of Otago. Hubbard is the first transgender winner of the award in its 113 year history.
The athlete distinguished themself at the Tokyo Olympics earlier in the year by failing to demonstrate a *cough* successful ‘snatch’. Clearly some achievement in the eyes of the University then.
The obvious challenger for the award, kayak sprinter Lisa Carrington, could only manage a measly three gold medals in Tokyo, and clearly was never seriously in contention as far as the University was concerned.
I’m sure that all IsAC contributors will join me in sending heartiest congratulations to the receipient of this prestigious title, which has clearly been awarded purely on merit, and thoroughly deserved.
Well done sir!
Nominated by: Ron Knee
I’m not surprised Laurel had trouble with her snatch – that’s what comes of buying a cheap plastic one from Poundland.
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Just a fat man posing as woman, he’s a bit like Dick Emery but Dick Emery was taking the piss!!!
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Dick Emery made a better ‘woman’ than this cunt ever will.
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It looks more like Emily Thornpiggery (sans teats) posing as a man.
Makes the tranny in ‘Benidorm’ look like Bridget Bardot by comparison.
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Actual achievement is no longer what counts. Symbolism and good intentions now matter and obviously this DUDE is being rewarded for HIS “bravery” and making history not mastery of a sport. These days reaching a new low is the height of achievement. I hope the next headline about this cunt is that HE has prostate cancer.
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I’ll never ever really comprehend the whole ‘trans’ issue.
If some bloke named Fred persistently insisted that he was Napoleon, Jesus, or Og from the planet Zog, sooner or later he’d be diagnosed as delusional, and probably institutionalised for treatment.
If Fred decides that he’s Freda and wants to get his tackle chopped off, cunts will be falling over themselves to say how courageous he is for ‘coming out’.
Fucking hell, I could go around telling anybody who’d listen that I was George Clooney. Would anybody believe it? Course not. They’d say I was deluded.
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I used to work with a Polish “trans”. He metamorphosed into a female, ugly one at that. But still fancied females.
WTF!!!!! Weirdos and freaks the lot of them.
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I too know of a bloke that was surgically altered. I believe he wanted to be a lesbian. His brain was faulty, not his body. Someone should have stopped him from travelling abroad to get the surgery done.
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I’ve decided to ‘come out’ and admit that I’m a lesbian. I’d like to issue a heartfelt plea to any gorgeous young lesbians out there (a twosome would be particulary welcome) to help this naive lezza virgin to understand and appreciate the joys of lesbian love.
Extensive training will be required.
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Poland are getting on the wrong side of the EU machine by asserting that their constitution trumps EU law….. How Dare They!
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Ye gods! That is one heinous looking mutherfucker!
Anyhoo, today I myself have decided to identify as a door mat. Thank you for your continued support in my life choices everyone….
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Dodgy choice C. People are going to walk all over you.
I’ll get me coat.
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😂 Fear not for tomorrow I rather fancy identifying as a wardrobe rail. I’m sure to get loads of hangers on then. Badoom tish 😜
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Superb nom, as usual👍
These academic types struggle to see the real world, outside of their “bubble”.
I am sure there are plenty of academics who despise this cuntfoolery-unfortunately they are punished if they take a stand against the narrative.
Thought crime.
Who gives a shit about an award that nobody will remember next week?
The real crime here is that the most deserving recipient last out.
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I’ve had a fucking gutful of these faux cunts. The freaks still are not women. Hurty words and preferred pronouns, do fuck off
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Make a note, graduates from the University of Otago are clearly insane.
Do not under any circumstance offer them a job which involves responsibility, or where they are not under constant supervision.
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Amazingly, the University of Otago is the most prestigious university in NZ. Many of its alumni enter the political arena. A very good reason to avoid that once wonderful nation.
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He’s clasping his hands together in womanly fashion in the right header pic. He looks very very slightly womanly there.
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The left header. Are they moobs or boobs? That is the question.
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Just looked again. I’m getting a bit of a twitch right enough…
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There is some cuppage there Ron but I just dont know.
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Womanly Miles, even slightly is very charitable, more like a Gay pose 😂
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Do the Feministas support this I wonder?
After all one of their own, Lisa Carrington, has seemingly been overlooked for HER sporting achievements, and played second fiddle to an “they”, who sportswise achieved next to fuck all!
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Poor Lisa will have to make do with her three Tokyo golds, I’m afraid.
Speaking of oars, she can get a grip of mine any time *phnaar phnaar*
https://www.nowtolove.co.nz/health/body/olympic-champ-lisa-carringtons-secret-to-body-confidence-24894
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Speaking of oars, I reckon that’s phoar !!!!
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Indeed.
Tasty tasty very very tasty, she’s very tasty!
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Virtue signalling gone fucking mental! Either that or these Otago cunts are all filthy sexual degenerates.
Fuck me , if some fucked up geezer wants to be a woman he might at least make an effort to look like one. This cunt makes Frank Maloney look a bit tasty.
Tell me i’m dreaming this shit.
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A great big virtue signal and massive two fingers to female athleted.
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If the award is for defiance of reality they have a point.
There are two genders or as many genders as there are people, nothing in between.
If we are to take trans athletes seriously then introduce a trans class purely for trans people. May the best whatever win.
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Where is Norman, BBC 1 live United v Citeh, sadly not at the theatre of dreams but Leigh sports village, WSL, I think they are all real women 👍
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Anyone get the horn from those pictures?
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Sorry. You’re on your own in that regard.
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Do you mean anyone ELSE cc?
You need professional help mate! 😉🤣
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Lol!
CC ‘fingered’ again!
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I would be amazed if any professional could help Cuntstable.
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I admittedly got a little twinge in the general loin area….but that’s because I liked it’s yellow trainers (yellow trainers always gets my man juices warmed up).
‘It’ is gender neutral right? I’m trying my best to be pc these days yet know 👍
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In the mental house that is the early 21st century superlative achievements will always be trumped by the heroic struggles of a mentally defective sexual deviant.
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Her Russian name is Mx Laurel Whocancutabollockoff.
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I wonder if Laurel still gets a Hardy.
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Suppose this oddity proves that anyone or anything can be a fucktard cunt if they try really hard. Hells bells can you imagine that monster taking a shine to you at a party or something, trapped in the galley kitchen heavy breathing getting nearer, fuck off great shovel hands reaching out aaaaaaargh the stuff of nightmares.
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There’s a mental illness named Body integrity identity disorder (BIID), sufferers have the desire to remove healthy limbs, blind themselves or even seek full paralysis, they see themselves as disabled cunts trapped in able bodies. Doctors quite rightly label them nutters, refuse to carry out their insane requests and actively work to dissuade them from pouring bleach into their eyes…yet you tell a doctor that your cock and balls need lopping off and they’ve booked you in for surgery before the meetings over! It makes no fucking sense to me.
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Looks like the love child of Bernard Manning (good bloke) and Susan Boyle. Must have been by artificial insemination.
About as convincing “female” as a clean-shaven Giant Haaystacks.
Fuck off you hideous shim.
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