HMP Isle of Wight goes Gender Pronoun

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HMP Isle of Wight, formerly known as Parkhurst.

The dumb cunts who run this place are distributing pronoun badges to inmates as part of a ‘gender identity inclusion drive’.

This is in preparation for ‘National Inclusion Week’ (which is happening now, 27 Sep – 3 Oct, in case you were bothered).

There are six purple badges with pronouns including ‘he/they’, ‘her/they’, ‘she/her’ and ‘they/them’.

The badges also include a mix of non-binary options and one that reads: ‘Ask me!’

I’m sure a prisoner will want to know someone’s preferred pronoun before jamming a shiv in his eardrum.

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33 thoughts on “HMP Isle of Wight goes Gender Pronoun”

  2. Murderer, serial killer, rapist, child molester, drug dealer, all very inclusive and non gender specific so should be acceptable as forms of address. Fuck off.

  3. I doubt that ANY comedy writer, working in the 1980’s/90’s ir even early 00’s, could have written this comedy😂

  5. As a disproportionate amount of prison inmates in the UK, are from non-white, ethnic backgrounds (obviously), I imagine this woke fuckwittery will go down like a pork chop in a mosque😉

    More cuntfoolery from the Soros cock suckers….

  6. When it’s your first day in and you’re about to get your arsehole reamed, getting your pronouns correct is the least of your problems….

    • Don’t clench up is my advice.

      I did some fibre work on the HMP estate about ten years ago and the places I saw were Hell on Earth and I cannot imagine the horror of being confined in one of these places.

      The noise, stench and general sense of terror were horrendous. When you read some old cunt in the Daily Fail saying prison is easy they should get their puckered old asses in there and try it.

      I actually turned down good paying work because I hated the places.

  7. Fuck it, time for a prison joke.
    An old man not very streetwise gets sent down and is put into a cell to share with large dark key.
    Lights go out and the dark key says “Mummy or Daddy”
    Fuck! thinks the old man what should I do? Thinking that being daddy would put him in charge says “I’ll be daddy then”
    “Ok that’s fine, now get over here and suck mummy’s big c*ck “

  10. Wasn’t that long ago some fella with a cock was imprisoned and decided to identify as a woman thus ending up doing time in a female prison.
    (the case and exact details escape me at present – no prison pun intended)

    “She” then proceeded to partake in a rape spree targeting biological women inside this jail using the cock “she” was born with.

    Nothing it seems is a lesson to these certifiably insane woke fucking lunatics.

    • Happened in Wakefield I recall. And the fucking officials still apologised and call it SHE ffs

    • No dick in a women’s nick problem solved. Guards as well whatever cunt thought it would be OK to have women guards in men’s nick and vice versa should fucking shot. Nothing but grief from the word go.

  11. Yet more namby pamby virtue signalling that absolutely beggars belief!
    Those in jail should simply be referred to as ‘crims’ and be suitably treated like shit depending on the severity of their crimes.
    Bunch of cunts, as is whoever came up with this pathetic, bleeding heart appeasement.

  13. Porridge is considered too non PC these days but the reality is not a joke it’s nightmare.

    The prison system is barely holding together and yet they find time for this fuckery.

  14. The idea with lots of these things is to observe, monitor and record attitudes to the schemes. Similar to how they would monitor how enthusiastically people clap when Kim Jong Il appear. Rashford, the knee, brave Schofield, Megan Rapino, Carrie the Cunt, Gender Pronouns.

    Is your response the “right” one? What is your “social credit score”? Perhaps you need to go to the Tyrone Mings school of re-education? Or shall we take your house and all your belongings from you and give them to some Taliban?

  16. Imagine Prisoner Cell Block H nowadays (or as I called it at the time, ‘Prisoner Cell Block Dog’). My mental ex watched it back in the late 80s early 90s, so I ended up seeing some of it.

    B Smith would be bumming the inmates with her 10 incher. Lizzie would be lezzing up with the ugly lezza guard.

    And Christopher Biggins would be a tranny inmate, who’d be the life and soul of the place, albeit whilst caring for his tranny inmate midget gender fluid friend. Loads of do goody n19 n09s too.

    He used to give me the Aids…

    Fuck off

    • They remade it not long back as Wentworth Prison. It’s on Netflix and the Mrs watched it. Lurid and occasionally quite decently entertaining in a so bad it’s good kind of way.
      And the actress playing Ferguson the freak is a dead ringer for the late Bela Lugosi…

      • The Duchess of Ferguson is a dead ringer for something…
        Answers on the back of a postcard to Al- Beeb, Oil Drum Lane, Acton.

      • Evening Cuntalugs👍
        Yeah, hope Berties ok?
        BWC was on a few days ago.
        Vernon Fox too, I thought hed be back by now!

      • Hello, MNC. Hello all.
        My apologies. I am here. I’ve been a bit busy with work and taste testing Dolly’s new cakes for that time in December (which shall remain nameless until December). Chris mouse or something.
        I hope everyone is well.
        🙂

    • Do you reckon? I’m not sure… I could see something brutal happening, but in the US.

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