Common Slags

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Too many “Ladies” think that they can act how they like and expect no retribution. I’m not saying that men should hit women…I’m saying that if a woman “throws a punch” she can hardly expect a free pass just because she’s female.

I’ve also noticed that women seem to get an easier ride in Court if they are ever charged with the likes of assault….it’s also amazing how many of them are conveniently pregnant by the time they’re brought to Court.

PS…I certainly don’t include women who are the victims of domestic abuse etc. in this Nom….I mean the ugly fat slags who provoke a fight and then scream ” You can’t hit me, I’m a woman”

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

62 thoughts on “Common Slags”

  1. Ive always fancied punching Janet Street Porter.
    Shes like a tranny Arfur Smiff.

    • Morning Miserable, is the fine young lady above one of the Stockport conquests from your rutting days?

      • Morning LL,
        Naw, not had the pleasure.
        A roundheaded lass with a weight problem and dreadlocks,
        Whats not to like?!

      • Morning, Miserable
        Her dreadlocks are a definite hate crime! Cultural misappropriation, and all that

      • Morning Techno,

        Yep! Ghastly.
        The type whos got a taste for black nudger.
        Boyfriend in prison
        Kids in care.
        One love!!✊

      • Hey look at her face!
        Now imagine her without the dreadlocks.
        Its comedian Eddie Large!

      • I’d agree with you except for one thing, Miserable.

        Large wasn’t a comedian. He was 50% of a duo comprising two straight* men.

        * and I don’t mean their sexual orientation

      • I‘ll tell you who it does look like…..a young Arlene Foster. Now better known in the guise of Northern Ireland’s prominent DUP member.

      • Bet she has a 8 or 9 kids of every colour, still makes it easy to tell them apart in their paid for council house.

  2. I remember a night out in The Printworks, Manchester.
    We were queuing up at a nightclub called Lucid, I think.
    Anyway, this drunken whore gets in a friend’s face, mouthing off, giving it the big I am.
    The thing is, she chose the wrong person to start with.
    She scratched his face, and drew blood.
    (That required a tetanus shot).
    He was a quiet fellow.
    But, quick as lightning, he laid her out with one punch.
    There were cries of you shouldn’t hit a woman, but those were drowned out with various other remarks that agreed with what he had done.
    Along the lines of if she can dish it out she can take it, etc.
    Still got admission to the nightclub and the bouncers were thankful that he had dealt swiftly with her.

      • To me, Evelyn is scarier than Alex(?) in Fatal Attraction. That “bunny boiling” scene is now OTT. In Play Misty for Me, it all seems more plausible, it’s a much better movie to me, Clint directed it too, he has a very restrained way of directing, nothing is very silly, OTT, fake, flashy and so Play Misty holds up better than Fatal Attraction. Of course, no will ever made a “crazy cunt” movie again – certainly not one where the crazy cunt dies a brutal death at the end. I can’t think of one from recent years. It would cause apoplectic outrage about the radical feminists.

      • Hold on, the end of Tarantino’s, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood has brutal violence to women, but Tarantino’s plays by his own rules and no fucks are given! I hope he makes one last movie, the crazy genius!

      • Thats one of the best films ive seen in ages.
        The manson family getting battered in Once upon a time in Hollywood is cinematic gold.👍

  3. Fucking ‘ell, Admin!
    Was there any need to use such a fuckugly old trout so early in the bleedin’ morning! Jeez, I can smell the odour of her very fish spunk encrusted gusset from here!

    But Dick is right – wimminz want it both ways these days (and I’m not talking about double-plugging). They want independence and empowerment, which also means they can shout and punch at blokes; but then go on the defensive, victim-mode as soon as the geezer raises a finger/his voice in retaliation.

    Best not get involved in millennial and gen z wimminz these days – one false move and she’s cancelled you on facebook, along with uploads of revenge-porn pics of your tiny knob (so I’ve heard anyway)

  4. Holy shit Admin-that photo is going to crush every single IsAC morning glory😢

    She looks like the bastardised lovechild of David Lanny and Jess Phillips🤢

    With regard to hitting an aggressive wimminz in self defence-go and dig out the official figures on domestic violence against men-shocking.

    Lord Fidler, what do you suggest:

    -a swift kick to the cunt?
    -a rabbit punch to the tits?
    Or
    -a Cockney wanker stylee, blacking if the eye?

    Only joking readers.
    🤔

    • Fiddler@
      Your incitement of violence to wimmin aside，
      If you were sat home quietly shearing your grapes,
      And Gemma Atherton walks in.

      She picks up your strawberry fork and uses it to scratch her arse absentmindedly.
      Would you
      A) ignore this lapse in etiquette
      She IS very fit
      B)say ‘please dont do that luv its a valuable antique’
      C) hold her face against the stove, maybe stick the nut on her?

      • I met Big Daddy Gordon.
        As a kid in the 70s.
        My dad worked with this bloke,
        A dwarf!!!😁
        And the dwarf also worked at Belke Vue wrestling.
        I got to go backstage and meet Daddy.
        I also had the chance to meet Giant Haystacks but got scared!
        The excitement of fat wrestlers and dwarves overwhelming my 8yr old brain.
        *
        Giant Hatstacks released a album!
        No shit!

  6. There’s a bird round my way, haven’t seen her for a while now I come to think of it, who is always pissed and shouting at people in the street, calling them cunts and offering to fight them.
    Anyway one night i’m walking past the Parking Stanley shop and she comes up to me, offers me a handful of coins and asks me to get her a can of wifebeater. Presumably she had been banned from the shop for past misdemeanours. I simply said no and walked on. The next thing I know she shouts “you fucking posh cunt” and the coins whizzed past my ears on either side of my head. By some miracle not a single one hit me.
    That’s the only time in my life i’ve been called a “fucking posh cunt” and i’m not expecting it to happen again anytime soon.

    • “…..and the coins whizzed past my ears on either side of my head. By some miracle not a single one hit me.”

      That, Freddie, was ‘divine intervention’ ….

      I hope you then went on to quote to her ….”The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, etc etc” … before sticking a steel toe cap in her ass.

    • Did you pick them up? I would have, I’m a tight cunt and a few quid extra is nice.

      • Reminds me of a mate who was asked by a street beggar ‘ can you spare any change?’ to which he replied “I only carry notes”….

    • Freddy nicely played with the boozed-up whore heckling you You suave fucking posh cunt bastard you…

      Btw what beer or alchopop is wifebeater?

  7. DA…I can’t say I’m overjoyed that you’ve used a pic of ex-Mrs Cunt Engine. It’s simply not fair to ruin people’s breakfasts. Although perhaps we should share the burden…I has to wake up to that mush every day for 20 years!

  8. The worst is when they haven’t even been hit, but call the police and pretend to have been hit so they can get a leg up in the divorce, and no one believes the bloke, those are the cunts that really deserve to be round housed.
    My ex sisters in law both made up stories about their at the time husbands, they both wanted to go back and were told to fuck off, vinigar tits if she actually got punched deserved it anyway and the other was such a whore our hero had to get a blood test, to make sure the slag hadn’t given him aids or something, then she ends up with a scrote who beats her up for real, my heart bleeds it really does.
    They are out there, making up shit for attention, remember that slaaaag Roxanne Pallet, she didn’t get punched, but her carrier did, nice to see karma now and then, watch out guys they are out there waiting accuse their next victim….

  9. I do recall that young ladies will take their shoe off to attack gentlemen they’ve fallen out with.
    At that point a gallant chap should resort to the uppercut.
    Then have a nice drink.

  10. I’ve been punched by these common types.

    They’re nothing new. They’re just more gregarious now.

    Though the state of some young girls walking the streets is disturbing. How do they get out of condition so quickly? Must be that uber eats muck and sheer laziness.

    Every time I’ve been punched or slapped by a women,- I’ve deserved it!

    For the record,- I would like to play with the young fat slag in the header pic. Though judging by her cultural appropriation, she might like someone a little darker skinned than me?

    • I think it’s pretty safe to say she’s the town bike. Her minge has seen more traffic than spaghetti junction. Makes Katie Price look like Doris fucking Day.

  11. My mate lived with this insane violent bird who regularly hit him with anything she could lay her hands on.
    One night she layed into him so he restrained her on the floor untill she calmed down. As soon as he let her up she called the Police to say he assaulted her. He spent that night in the nick and now has a record.

  12. We might think that fat old trollop in the picture is ugly as sin – but at a Labour Party Committee Room somewhere they are probably thinking what a good candidate she’d make – even if she hasn’t been in ze party for six months yet. The Lesbian Labour Ladies Social Group can hardly wait to welcome her.

  13. There’s a good rule of thumb for women of all colour and shape:
    If you think her attitude stinks, don’t go near her minge.

  14. Don’t understand this nom at all. It was spirited young ladies like the damsel in the picture who bred those fine men of England that took the day at Agincourt.

    • You’re probably right, it’s only a matter of time before we’re told that those ‘fine young men’ were indeed black.

  16. Honeynut Monster’s bastard love child. Perhaps with the character off the monster munch packets.

    Rank.

    • I was searching in my mind for what she looked like! Sugar Puff Monster! Cheers.

      I’ve seen worse than her shuffling about the streets, though. Dr Moreau’s island has nothing on what you see these days.

  17. The corridors of crown court are laden with these munters. Awaiting partners, sentence or trial.
    Not a cross section of the population but definitely one of the estates they come from.
    Kids charging up and down and the parents balancing the need for a smoke and the call by the usher.
    No food or drink signs are laughable, it’s like a chimps tea party.
    All fat with tattoos and Croydon face lifts, that header pic sums them up.
    Fucking detritus.

  19. Braided hair is so ugly especially on a fat chavette whore with nasty tatts

    I hope the chav scene is dead or dying because its so cringe and fucking stupid Throw away your Ali G shit already ffs

  20. LOL … never understood what Botox was all about really. I thought it was just to help with a bit of lip definition or so and so forth or some such. This POS seems to have used it on her entire torso (can’t call it a body) and it’s enabled her to give a fair bit of lip.
    Anyway, she be gorgeous … NOT. Oh and obviously, she’s a cunt!

  22. Well if we’re going down the ‘disgusting misogyny’ road, I’ll join in.

    Rape. Is it really a bad thing? Why should only the good looking and rich guys fuck the hot chicks? I mean, like how else are ugly people supposed to have orgasms inside hot chicks’ vaginas?

    (Louis CK – don’t shout at me it was him)

  23. The rule with me is:
    If a relationship gets physically violent I am done and away I go. That is a sign of major issues and it’s too far gone to bother fixing.
    As for some cuntess laying hands on me, I will either ball up on the ground and take it so she has nothing to pin on me or kill her if she crosses the line by using a weapon.

  24. In my dealings with violent bogan slags I won’t buy a drink for or bulldykes on their rags I find a swift kick to the ankle with a steelcap boot drops them like a sack of shit and shuts them up other than the howls of pain.

  25. Some of my best younger year shags we with common little tarts, willing to do anything beucase they know going by their face or voice they don’t stand a hope in hell.

    As my pops used to say:

    Practice on the ugly ones son so you know what you’re doing when you meet the one you want.

  26. Phwoar!!! That creature in the header pic is giving me the major horn!
    What species is it precisely?
    I’ll contact Chris Packham to enquire if he can identify it…

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