Cary Fukunaga – 007 Thunderwoke

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Just read this shit. Got to nominate it.

Cary Fukunaga ,the director of the new Bond film (“No Time to Die”), says that Bond was basically a rap1st when portrayed by Sean Connery.

My piss is in steam mode .

You little cunt. This fucker, one of the equal rights, equity, trans supporting right on lefty gang, is another abomination trying to wreck our past and criminalise everything that doesn’t put wummin first.

The cunts will not stop until they have feminised the whole fucking planet. This creature says that the latest Bond film has the best power parity between men and wummin. One of the villains is a black wummin.

I’ll give you a guess who won’t be watching this limp wristed, lefty ,anti white hetro male shitfest.

Work it you craven, approval seeking douche bag.

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Nominated by: Uttercunt

71 thoughts on “Cary Fukunaga – 007 Thunderwoke”

  2. Not watched any Bond films since Roger Moore stopped doing them and the few bits I have seen from the very modern ones are complete dog shit…..DOG SHIT

    M is now a woman and God only knows what fate has befallen Q…a transgender dwarf who identifies as a parrot?

    • M is actually a man again, played by Ralph Fiennes.

      Q was always a bit of an arse; that was the point of the character perhaps.

  5. Fukunaga ? Never heard of him but not surprised that he talks shit; it is probably in his contract.
    I don’t know about the rest of you but every day seems to reinforce my idea that I do not belong in this century.

    • Second that Guzzi.

      As time goes on I feel less and less affinity with modern day life and humanity in general.

      I never watch modern films or TV on account of the fact that none of the shit produced these days holds any appeal for me whatsoever.

      I’d rather read a book.

      • Ghee, you are my soul mate.
        I don’t dislike films but no modern offering tempts me . Stanley Kubrick, Powell and Pressberger, Ealing comedies etc are my idea of an enjoyable evening.
        Fuck modern, computer generated shit.

  6. Solid cunting. However, I watched it – with trepidation – last week, and it’s actually very good.

  7. For me, Bond films jumped the shark years ago with ‘Die Another Day’, which was a joke.
    This cunt introducing wokery into the mix as far as Bond’s concerned won’t lead me to re-aquaint myself with Bond any time soon.
    By the way, isn’t it about time for the now customary ‘Idris Elba could be Bond’ saga to get going again?

    • Absolutely, Ron. If they leave it much longer, he’ll look like a sad middle aged bloke with fading good looks.
      Oh, wait…

    • I never begrudged the Bond films going a bit “larger than life” but Die Another Day botched the whole thing with dodgy CGI, a cheesy script and shitty plot by Purvis & Wade, plus no John Barry soundtrack (thanks to Barbara Broccoli pissing him off).
      Not a patch on The Spy Who Loved Me, which possesses equal levels of absurdity but does it convincingly…

  8. I thought that gobshite Grace Jones, who played May Day in A View to a Kill was a black villain.
    What a way to ruin a money spinning franchise. Turn James Bond woke. (Or black, or female, or gay, etc, etc, zzzzzzzzzz).
    James Bond is a white heterosexual male. Probably a misogynist, maybe even a bit racist. That is his character.
    Can someone point out to the perpetually offended it is a work of fiction?

  9. Bond hasn’t been much good since Donald Pleasance stopped appearing, a true English gentleman and also I believe the first British soldier captured during the war (I’m sure I heard that somewhere)

    • He was a Wireless Operator in the RAF and was shot down and captured in 1944. He was initially a Conscientious Objector!

      • Loyalty to the Empire, especially against cunts
        such as the Boche always shines through.

  10. 00 bollocks

    Bond films have never been any good since Connery and Moore.
    Brosnan deserves a mention because he was particularly absolutely fucking terrible.

    Hopefully this latest offering bombs at the box office and the whole fucking franchise disappears up its own woke arsehole.

    • If Bonds a rapist then a black Bond makes perfect sense.
      😁
      Brooke Bond.
      But not that itchy Elbow bloke,
      Hed be shite.
      Get a young un in!
      Stormzy!!
      One of his gadgets could be that big black dildo called George Floyd?
      And he could steal a Aston Martin!
      But in a tux and dicky bow would he be confused for a waiter?
      James Bond licensed to drill..

    • Imagine how many times he would get pulled over by the police and being asked “Are you the owner of this car sir?”.

  11. Who gives a fuck? It’s 60 years ago. Amazing how many women swooned at the feet of Connery. It’s almost like women found a manly man attractive.

    Who finds a soy boy cuck attractive? Unattractive pigs and other cucks.

  12. I watched the new one.
    Well, that’s 2 and three quarter hours of my life I’ll never get back!
    Suffice to say that the ending is a fucking insult to long time fans!
    Mind you, I’ve never really taken to Craig as Bond so fuck him anyway!

    • I just pretend that the Bond films ended with Goldeneye.
      Daniel Craig is a cunt….

  13. Where’s the Bond that boots the. CCP, 4th Reich and the Fenians in the cunt. God save good Queen Bess.

  14. The most realistic Bond film was Live and Let Die I reckon. Every time you saw a dark key in it, you knew immediately they were up to no good. Which is a pretty accurate depiction that stands up well to this day.
    The moment we had that chinky looking dame playing M I knew the franchise was on a race to the bottom. A dark key Miss Moneypenny who also just happens to be an expert field agent? Give me a fucking break!

  15. He wasn’t a rapist, more like the kiss of death, half the totty he shagged ended up as toast 😂

    Anyway, if he is licensed to kill…..

    • Heathcliff from the shite version of Withering Heights.
      Not very good-no humour.
      Mind, he had That D’abo bint😋

  17. This feeble excuse for a bloke is everything that is wrong with the world today, I could easily make this powder puff cry within five minutes of meeting him without raising my fists even though I’d knock his teeth out for the sport.!

  19. This feeble excuse for a bloke is everything that is wrong with the world today, I could easily make this powder puff cry within five minutes of meeting him without raising my fists, I’d still knock his teeth out for the sport.!

  20. Both Honor Blackman and Patricia Fearing (the nurse in Thunderball) called bullshit on the wailing about so called “rape” scenes years ago.
    Conveniently, both actresses are safely dead and gone.
    Fungunackers or whatever the cunts name is, is a massive cunt and the new film is utter shite.
    Thank you pirate bay (hahaaarrrr!!) for saving me a tenner…

  21. He’s a sadistic bastard but not a rapist. Fleming thought Connery was too much of a thug when first cast but came to appreciate his portrayal. Fleming had some pretty funny ideas about women; he claimed you could seduc3 them with champagne and sausages. I suppose he’s right; just swap the champagne for gin and the sausages with a chicken kebab.

    Connery and Dalton are the best actors ro play him. I’m not too fussed by this one. The only decent film with Craig is Casino Royale, just as the only decent Brosnan outing was GoldenEye, both directed by Martin Campbell.

    If these halfwits cant get over the character ‘s origins in upper class, post war Britain they should leave Jimbo alone.

    • Dalton is particularly underrated. Licence to Kill actually feels like something Ian Fleming might have eventually written if the booze, fags and that bogtrotting McClory cunt hadn’t killed him…

    • Agree with you both about Connery and Dalton. Craig’s portrayal strikes me as a rather charmless amalgamation of both that is neither outstanding or particularly bad.

  22. Is that ghastly Chink woman Judi Dench in it?

    If she isn’t I may allow Lady Creampuff and the servants to watch it. When it’s shown on terrestrial TV.

    Otherwise they can fucking forget it.

    • She was killed off in the previous film, Ruff.

      I never liked her in it, like a CCP sleeper agent.

    • Fortunately she carked it in Skyfall. Unfortunately she lives on in real life playing the usual sour faced old bint routine in appearance after nauseating appearance.

  23. I was talking to someone who watched this at the weekend.

    As I have no intention of ever paying to watch this shit at the cinema, I asked about the ending.
    Trying not to give too much away to cunters, intending to watch it, I think the producers have played a blinder:

    -next bond will be black wimminz

    -if it bombs, financially, then bring back bond.

    Fucking cunts👎

  27. Cary Fukunaga has directed 12 films; I’ve only seen one, Jane Eyre, which I thought was compelling and well directed.

    Fukanaga did not say James Bond is basically a rapist; that is The Guardian’s click bait summary. Fukanaga actually said “Is it Thunderball or Goldfinger where basically Sean Connery’s character rapes a woman?. “She’s like ‘No, no, no,’ and he’s like, ‘Yes, yes, yes.’ That wouldn’t fly today.”

    There’s a subtle difference that makes all the difference and The Guardian are the cunts here, not Fukanaga. I think Fukanaga was simply pointing out what works commercially in modern times. The barn scene with Honor Blackman and Sean Connery (Goldfinger I think) isn’t a violent rape scene compared to films like The Accused or I Spit On Your Grave, but what you see is what I might call ‘aggressive persistence’ on the part of Bond and Pussy Galore capitulates after pushing him away at arm’s length for quite a while and was visibly squirming. I think that’s best left in the 1960s and Fukanaga is right.

    You say “This creature says that the latest Bond film has the best power parity between men and wummin.” What’s wrong with that? Strong female characters work in films e.g. Alien. Strong females also work in real life too.

    • Fukunaga is a quintessential Guardian bellend. What has what James Bond or Sean Connery did in the 60s got to do with anything now? What’s next? Jimi Hendrix wouldn’t get away with ‘sexism’ like ‘Foxy Lady’ and ‘(Have You Ever Been To) Electric Ladyland’ today?

      I dare say Jimi wouldn’t ‘get away’ with such ‘sexist’ songs in today’s woke cultural nuthouse. Only thing is Hendrix – like Connery and Ian Fleming – is long dead, and what Fukunaga is moaning about was a fictional story filmed 60 yeas ago. I mean, for fuck’s sake…🤣

      • I don’t think he was moaning and isn’t a woke cunt on the face of things. I think he was saying what was Ok in1960s film doesn’t fly today; he was probably asked a question and its been taken out of context.

  28. I’ll take Roger Moore at his eyebrow raising best over the ugly virtue signalling cunt in the header picture any day.
    Bond died a long time ago…

  29. You ain’t seen nothing yet. In the next installment, ‘The Spy Who Harrassed Me’, James Bond spends the majority of the film’s 2hr 45m runtime in the dock trying to defend himself after calling a woman ‘sweetheart’.

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