Blackfishing

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(Little Bints or summat. Take your pick who’s offending who – Day Admin)

My apologies for trespassing once again upon your patience, but if like me you have never heard of ‘blackfishing’ other than as in the common name of <i>Dallia pectoralis</i>, then it is probably time you did.

Apparently, blackfishing is the practice of darkening your skin in order the better to be accepted by de bruvvas innit. Trout lipped and dyslexic nonentity Jesy (sic) Nelson has been vilified for getting a fake tan and thus appropriating BAME culcha:

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Mystic Komodo predicts that it will not be long before pale persons attempting to buy dark fake tans or booking more than 5 minutes on the sunbed will be arrested. And that the sole criterion for tanned persons entering the country will be that they are not sunstruck Caucasians.

MInd you, I’d do Jesy, tanned or not.

Nominated by: Komodo

(Had to do a double-take with the title, as I thought it read as “Blackfisting!” – Day Admin)
This is why I’m never alone in the same room as Day Admin – Night Admin.

55 thoughts on “Blackfishing”

    • Jesus H fucking Corbett. What a shitey assault on the aural senses! “I like a bad bad boy”, repeat ad fucking nauseum.

      The fucking lyrics are Cro-Magnon. Who buys this neolithic shit?

    • The old man’s outraged face – and no surprise – it looks like the oldest raddled whore in town has moved in and they are setting up a knocking shop with a big hair saloon underneath.

  3. Oh for fucks sake! When are these cunts going to stop going on and fucking on about race? Even the KKK must be bored with it by now. Ok you’re black we get it. Yes black is superior whatever you say. Ok, despite your superiority you’re somehow a victim. Yes slavery was very very bad, we’re fucking sorry ok? Now just shut the fuck up about it…..please.

  4. My racist friend used to fish for pakistanis back in the 80s. When drunk he would tie a bag of rice to his fishing rod and lower it from the 3rd floor window of his flat. Pointless hobby really, he never caught one, and even if he did he’d have to throw it back.

  5. I’ve seen dead things staring at me out of fishmonger’s windows that had more intelligence in their eyes.

    • I didn’t know about ‘blackfishing’.
      Or that black people found it offensive.
      They seem to get offended quite easily if you believe the media?
      I know they find paying child support offensive.
      And being responsible.
      I liked them a lot better when they sung in Fields,
      Lovely voices, very spiritual!

      Lets all have a slice of watermelon!!

      • If they want to appear blacker, why don’t they just shoplift or shit out three or four children from different, absent fathers?

  6. That’s curious. Almost every female black pop star seems to be ok with blonde skin and lightening their skin and no one says fuck all.

    • Aye.

      That Beyonce bint is a right chippy fucker nowadays, but I recall her having blonde hair and lightening her skin in pop videos. Made her famous, in fact.

      PS – That bit in the ‘Bootylicious’ video, where she’s standing side on and goes ‘My body too bootylicious for babe’ as she shakes her hips and goes up and down..oooohhh oh gawd I’m getting the ‘orn in I? Cor blimey.

      She gets a free pass for that really. Jizztastic.

      She was fit when she tried to be like whitey.

  7. So we’ll just ignore Beyonce or Beyonky Donkey, or whatever her fucking name is, when she does a spot of “whitefishing”.

    This ridiculous shit works both ways, so whoever dreamed this up can put that in their anus and smoke it.

    • Wokies will argue that it’s okay for black folk to go blonde or pale skinned, because they are diluting the signifiers of white supremacy, whereas whites can’t go darker because they are appropriating blackness.
      The less actual content there is in an argument, the easier it is to modify.

  8. I share the Sooties’ outrage…I get really,really angry when I see Coloureds parading around in White Man clothes…unless they’re filming a PG Tips ad….suits,shirts,shoes etc pretending to be civilised….it’s a fucking insult…they should stick to grass-skirts.dinner-plates in their lips and shrunken-head necklaces.

    I feel the same way about The Gays ditching their Widow Twanky outfits and pretending to be normal.

    • Why would anyone want to be mistaken for a Dark-Key? unless you’re trying to convince some tart that you’re some King Dong Mandingo,I can’t see any benefit.

  11. Is she white? If so she can do what the fuck she likes – it’s all part and parcel of “white privilege”. 😂

  12. Blackfisting!?. I had visions of old Lammy and Femi Whatshisname having a set-to: “You bitch, duckie!”
    “Lick my ass Lammy”
    Oooooh….

    • Thanks WC, I was just about to tuck into a nice piece of black pudding, and this image has made me feel a bit queasy now, sounds like a sketch from JAM, I’ve given it to the Ian and Cecil my beloved Ridgebacks!

  13. LOL … another POS trying to live a false life in a made up world. I love the fact that these ridiculous fuckwits are driving themselves, at speed, to the edge of the abyss. Meanwhile, in the real world Mother Russia and China are actually influencing their future without them even being aware … a future that their kind with their perverted lifestyles will find difficult to exist in. Good luck cunts … you’re gonna need it! Of course I’ll be there to help … help throw you over the edge and I can’t tell you how much I’m looking forward to that day. Cunts!

      • … well there’s a huge troubling topic right there to play with but it’s too far off topic for now. Needless to say, but it’s actually too late, the the UK government really can not and should not get caught offside when the shit kicks off … not if but when.
        China’s stated intent ‘to be the preeminent leader of the world’ … Russia intent on reforming and revitalising the old Soviet Union.

  14. Im well onboard with blackfishing now im aware of it.
    Ive stolen £50 from the missus handbag and booked myself in for a perm.
    Stained myself with some stove blacking from the shed,
    Pants now hanging round my arse with my undercrackers pulled up high.
    Im thinking of joining the crips?
    Its worked too!!!
    Pulled a lady called Marigold!!
    She looks just like dat lady off Tom & Jerry!!

    THOMAS!!!!!!!

    Im off out inna bit, stab some muddafucker too.
    Your faut whitey
    We wuz kings
    An slaves
    Ehh or sumptin?

    RAycist.

    • Yo bro,

      I culturally appropriated da stove blakin’
      first.

      I bin down da the machine mart yesterday in sheff to get meself a big tin of the stove bleck tingy.

      You blackfishin’ a blackfisher man.

      I takin’ non of your fake n1gger shit bro,- my stove bleck is da real deal. A1.

      You wait til I ring up Victoria Derbyshire at da bbc on Monday. She will be all over dis like a rash.

      An’ u goin to be in deeeper shit dan Fat Reg’s dick at a pool partie,- I swear fuckin’ down bro.

      What a complete and utter load of bollocks.

      You really couldn’t make this blackfishing shit up.

      Whatever next?

      I can’t tell the proper jam spoon from the other in the header pic.

  16. Another one that’s hopped on the “I’m a black victim” bandwagon in order to stay hip and relevant with the social media mob. Even resorting to taking potshots at colleagues – something she didn’t do when they were nobodies a few years ago.

    Perhaps these chippy fuckers should stop wearing western fashion and resort to wearing traditional African garb, given that she’s wearing clothing designed and made by white folk in all probability.

    Perhaps her white fans she tell her to fuck off and just boycott everything she does in protest, although that will play in her hands as she’ll call them all racists woof woof bark bark.

    This idiotic culture of identity politics, virtue signalling and the fear of being cancelled is playing into the hands of Russia and China, and other no-nonsense countries, who all see this is as another example of liberal weakness in the West.

    Who needs a few nuclear weapons when all you have to do to piss off a population is call a few 2-bit celeb cunts hurty names, and switch off Facebook for a few hours!

  18. Are those photos of the same cunt? Or has the moon risen and she is changing into a werewolf? Enough of this bollocks you umbongo types.

  19. If we hadn’t bothered muscling in on the African slave trade, all the gardening in the Caribbean and Southern States would have still happened. There would have been a labour cost to get people to go there and do the work. So all the products would be a tad more expensive, but demand would have still been there and all the westernised societies would still be where they are now, if not better off.
    All the Africans could have been left to get on with their own development back home and inventing stuff., and chucking their shit at each other.
    And we wouldn’t be facing daily violence and threats, along with the demands for benefits for which they feel entitled.
    Perhaps the likes of Sir Lenny should consider their Black Privilege.

  20. Clown school must be proud of both of them. Bet they have the big shoes and custard covered pies too.

    Good morning, everyone.

  21. Is our human World worth saving? Way this bollocks is going I will be too embarrassed to identify as human in the near future.

  22. Vacuous cunts!
    Proving once more, with a few exceptions, the darker the skin, the lower the IQ.

    • What magnificent tits, if she will allow me to say so – I’d love to see her swimming, but she has certainly passed the audition to appear at the Steaming Pussycat Strip Club, Soho (proprietor W.C. Boggs) – even if she wants Lammy to play the banjo for her during her tassel dance.

    • She is that mad, I actually admire her for her extreme hideousness.

      What have the baboons have to say about this though?

  24. In fairness, I thought she was just one of those bimbos that are sunbed addicts, or spray tan twats that seem to be everywhere these days.
    I just wish the tubby fucker would give up singing, mindless auto tuned drivel.
    Where are the real women these days? Bo Derek, now there’s a real woman, but imagine the shit she would get nowadays with that hairdo she had in 10?
    Cultural appropriation? Get fucked. That weird shit cunt Kanye West was walking through an airport the other day with a full face prosthetic mask of a white persons face. And fashion wellies. No one him a cunt for doing it. Other than me…

  25. The white liberals decided to give the black person an inch.

    Now the cunts have taken a mile,- looking at shit like this.

    Nobody owns colours. They are the property of no-one.

    If i wanted to paint my face black, I’d paint it fucking black.

    It’s my face, and my black paint, and nobody else’s business.

  26. Dirty ol’ whore. the second photo reminds me of Tim Curry in Legend.

    White women only have to make sure they have a huge behind, hence the term PAWG = Phat Ass White Girls.

  27. Bruce Willis in Die Hard 3 was doing what I would call Blackfishing wearing that sign in Harlem. It worked well too I might add.

  28. BLM has made every knuckle dragging dark key an uber racist and pushed back racism about 40 years.
    No one gave a fuck about all this in the 80’s and 90’s. I happily bopperd along to black music in the clubs and laughed at programmes like The Real McCoy and Desmonds but not anymore. If I see a dark key on the TV I switch over. Can’t stand see the cunts anymore.
    Cultural misappropriation only seems to work one way and against good old whitey. Perfectly okay for dark keys to lighten their skin, bleach and straighten their hair, still looks like lipstick on a pig though.

  29. I thought I’d google to see if any fish are actually black. There’s the fangtooth, the Pacific blackdragon, the anglerfish and this one I like the sound of, the black swallower. That must be her on the left.

  30. What a fucking skanky looking wretch Jesy has become.
    It’s a shame as when she started, I thought she looked mighty fine; natural curves and a fine set of REAL tits and everything.
    Fast forward and we have an attention addicted, trout lipped, leather skinned, Barbie wannabe who plays the mental ‘elf/woe is me card at every given opportunity.

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