(Little Bints or summat. Take your pick who’s offending who – Day Admin)
My apologies for trespassing once again upon your patience, but if like me you have never heard of ‘blackfishing’ other than as in the common name of <i>Dallia pectoralis</i>, then it is probably time you did.
Apparently, blackfishing is the practice of darkening your skin in order the better to be accepted by de bruvvas innit. Trout lipped and dyslexic nonentity Jesy (sic) Nelson has been vilified for getting a fake tan and thus appropriating BAME culcha:
Mystic Komodo predicts that it will not be long before pale persons attempting to buy dark fake tans or booking more than 5 minutes on the sunbed will be arrested. And that the sole criterion for tanned persons entering the country will be that they are not sunstruck Caucasians.
MInd you, I’d do Jesy, tanned or not.
Nominated by: Komodo
(Had to do a double-take with the title, as I thought it read as “Blackfisting!” – Day Admin)
This is why I’m never alone in the same room as Day Admin – Night Admin.
This is what Megan Markle needs is some black tan affect, so she can carry banging her woke drum pretending to be a woman of colour, as for Jessy mixed uo Nelson, isn’t she a ginger, so needs fake tan is the only way for her, also she, s a gormless twat with a face that’s a cross between a carp and a welders benck, also she is a talentless fuck pig who would make a better job out of being a blow up sex doll…. But who is really that desperate….
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The only Black and Tan that fucking Markle creature needs on her face is a 220lb Rottweiler! Or maybe the contents of Sir Cliff’s colostomy bag!
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