Bill Maher – Woke Eats Itself

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Bill Maher

What can I say about old Billy, it appears he’s beginning to regret reaping what he’s sown,

he has recently said that as a “classical liberal” (whatever the fuck that means) cancel culture has gone too far,

now unfortunately Bill you’ve spent the last 30 odd years fanning the flames of this bullshit and now as it begins to affect yourself it’s all a bit too much, well Bill it’s time to suffer the consequences of your actions,

if you’ve ever seen his show, every time he says anything he expects a round of applause, unfortunately you’ve alienated most of your “woke” audience, and no one right to Stalin gives a fuck what you think,

it’s absolutely wonderful watching these cunts squirming now they are not conforming with every bit of Marxist dogma,

now watch the left implode cunters, pour a Cole’s single malt, put the feet up on the leather pûffãy and watch the fun proceed!!!,

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Nominated by: Captain Quimson

(More info here. Day Admin – Maher Slams Whoopi )

And supported by: Cunty Gordon

He’s a massive, massive. massive cunt. Just a smarmy, smug, know-it-all, untalented cunt. His team of writers are the funny ones, but they also steal great bits from comedians like Doug Stanhope who goes into how he has sat watching Maher in his house and said, “that’s my old bit! He’s stealing my bit? He doesn’t even know who I am!”. Maher is so thin-skinned, too. He was on Joe Rogan once and Rogan told him about YouTuber, Kyle Dunnigan’s spot-on, uncanny impersonation of Maher and Maher got really, really tetchy about Rogan playing it to him. It was so telling to see a satirist get defensive and cunty about himself being satirised as he is a fountain of campy, mincing, condescending mannerisms that are just ripe for a caricatured impersonation. But he is such a narcissistic knob-end that he can only see himself as a “voice of reason” who “tells it like it is” to what he sees as “the dumb masses” when in reality, he doesn’t have a clue what America is all about. Americans HATE jumped-up cunts of his ilk, ie. the smug cunt on TV pontificating to them about how their country sucks. No, Bill, it’s the mainstream media that you’ve sucked $30 million worth of Satanic spunk for over 30 years that sucks, it’s the mouthpiece of a corrupt system that needs destroying.

(I couldn’t be arsed to break this up into paragraphs.  – Day Admin)

78 thoughts on “Bill Maher – Woke Eats Itself”

  1. Bill Maher

    Sadly I remember liking him many years ago, recommended by a professional atheist friend who used to watch The Young Turks and said I shouldn’t read Niall Ferguson’s books because ‘he is so right-wing’.

    Needless to say I don’t speak to that soft cunt anymore.

    Classical liberals are the disciples of John Stuart Mill and Bertie Russell, although Russell was a bit more of a socialist.

    • Maher’s show was great back in the 90s and early 2000s, it was a real rammy of a show of cunts and legends taking giant shits on politicians. Then 9/11 and the fallout of 9/11 changed the political landscape and over time we’ve ended up in this loony labyrinth wankfest of wokery. And now Maher has realised that there is no way out if you are in showbiz, so he’s fucked. He should quit TV and go on YouTube, Patreon, Rokfin, etc and just rant the truth there because TV is dead as far as free speech is concerned.

      The Young Turks. Fucking Hell, what a colossal cunt that Cenk Uygur is, Holy jumping shit-balls. He recently tried to ‘call out’ Joe Rogan, it is so hilarious and adorable…

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jncbS0B9i3M

      Man, I’d LOVE to see Cenk and Joe in the same room. There’d be no fight, but it would be hilarious to see Cenk silently crumble as Joe asked him to repeat his blowhard bullshit.

  2. He always says ‘These are my guys’ referring to modern day liberals when complaining about some of their ‘woke’ stances in things.

    Your guys?

    No they’re fucking not, you thick cunt. He was another one cheering on Hilary and criticising Trumpy at every opportunity. He had a few digs at Brexit voters too.

    But now he’s got what he cheered for, he’s seen the madness us ‘deplorables’ warned him about, and doesn’t like that ‘his’ audience is not laughing at him anymore.

    Reap what you sow, bellend. ‘Your’ audience fucking hates you.

    They’re commies/neo Marxists and quite a few of them aren’t keen on four be twos, you thick cunt.

    You were warned, but hey. We’re the bad guys right?

    • Maher’s “audience” in the studio has to just be the staff of the company he works for. I couldn’t watch that show late at night as shite like that will fuck up your sleep, it’s at that level of obnoxiousness.

  3. He’s a snakey looking cunt,
    Wouldn’t trust working for fuckers with that look

    Now I have to get back to real work cause nobody going to pay me millions for talking shit all day long

  4. I don’t know this Maher, but if CQ says he is a cunt then that is sufficient for me. His Wiki page confirms he is anti Trump and a Killary lover, so the evidence is clear he is a gigantic cunt.

    Couldn’t help but notice what a blimp old Whoopi Goldberg has become. Looks like she has been dining out a little too much on dat good ol fried chiggun n sheet. More like a fucking whoopee cushion.

    • Thing is, he’s said a few things in the past that upset the woke.

      They don’t forgive, Billy Boy!

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AIpdC0o3mdM

      Now, I thought that was very funny. But you see, he doesn’t get that you can’t do shit like that and have the screaming left on your side.

      And yet, he still yearns for their approval, the daft cunt.

    • Whoopi was always a shambles. One of those people who you have to ask, “what is this? What is she? A comedian? Not funny, it just rants.”

    • I always wondered about her choice of stage-name: Goldberg?
      Is she being ironic? I though knee-grows were anti-Semitic?

      You are absolutely correct about her though-one great big corpulent slag!

    • You don’t know who he is? Let the late, great, Norm MacDonald shine some light for you;

      “hey, you’re not going to believe this, but Bill Maher is giving away the solution to all our problems, FOR FREE!!!”

      • Norm skewered pompous cunts like Maher beautifully so many times. God took the wrong man a few weeks ago.

  6. Bill Maher hated Kyle Dunnigan’s impersonation of him so much that Kyle Dunnigan decided to impersonate Bill Maher sucking Biden’s cock.

    That is how you treat these shallow cunts.

  7. Never heard of him, and quite frankly couldn’t give a bagful of fucks, primarily because I’m ogling some Kylie Minogue pop videos and her rather scrummy arse!

    That is all

    • Not a fuckin clue who this yank cunt is.
      But happy to stick the boot in.
      He’s a liberal and Hilary supporter that’ll be enough.
      Look Bill you blowwaved haired old twat,
      In England no one had heard of you, your just another rubber faced septic gobshite with gay hair.
      So dont lecture people on politics stick to something you know,
      Kissing arse and wanking off tranps in Central park.

    • Danni Minogue is one to go for. I bet she’s was/is a right dirty whooer. I bet she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

      • Fake tits, a minge like Stevie Wonders afro and no personality.
        After you Gordon-fill yer boots😙

      • Not my go-to in the wank-bank, it’s just that if it had to be Kylie or Danni, it would have to be Danni. There’s something anaemic and sexless about Kylie, very PG-rated sex that would be with her, I reckon. Danni would roll over you like a lubricated freight-train!

      • The best fuck to come out of Australia is Nicole Kidman.
        A full on fucking nymphomaniac and a stunner, to boot.
        Get in training lads😙

      • Indeed.

        I rate prime Nicole Kidman as the fittest bird of all-time.

        She’ll be pleased to know that I’m making it my life’s work, to invent a ‘Nicole loves you’ time machine.

        She’ll get to (daily) relive the joy of me giving her one – or several ones, until my nutsack is in agony.

  9. In another of my ever increasing daydreams a Dark Key dressed as Hitler bums this rotter and gives him Ebola then AIDS as well.

    Perfect.

  11. The only worthwhile thing Bill Maher did acting wise I don’t care for his political comedy shite Was his bit part as a stereotypical white male in Cannibal women in the avocado jungle of death with gorgeous young Shannon Tweed is also in it, there is a few tasty tit scenes worth a watch

    I wouldn’t had known previously about 2 months ago if it wasn’t for the lovely Elvira’s mistress of the dark b horror film show

    • Maher was a fucking AWFUL, AWFUL, AWFUL actor. Just… wow… he STANK. That’s why he finagled his way onto a TV talk show, he really lucked out in the early 90s with that deal, otherwise he might have just faded away like so many crappy stand-ups/actors of the 80s did.

    • Should a heeb be playing a white man, stereotype or not?

      I only ask because that shrieking Jezebel, Sarah Silverman has jumped on the bandwagon and is calling out all the ‘goyim’ being given Jewish roles in Hollywood.

      I think she is actually serious too.

      • Silverman is a shambles. Not funny. Very outdated form of shtick that she does, the filthy feminist slutty childless comedian is pretty old now.

        As for gentiles playing Jews, it’s swings and roundabouts as Jews have been playing gentiles since day zero in showbiz. Who else could have played Sol Nazerman in the classic 1964 movie, The Pawnbroker but Lutheran-raised Rod Steiger? That’s one of the greatest performances of all time. Can’t see Tony Curtis (Jewish) playing that role with the pathos and gravitas it required. Steiger was the only man for that role. Lee J. Cobb maybe, but no one could match Steiger’s intensity. You could list examples of Jews and gentiles playing each other all day, they can both play each other very well if the actors are right for the job.

      • “thats not how Tony Curtis has his hair!
        Barber- it is if he comes here.”

        Old joke.
        Tony Curtis was fuckin ace.
        RIP

      • Yeah, Tony Curtis (born Bernard Schwartz) is great in Sweet Smell of Success, The Vikings, Some Like It Hot, Spartacus, The Boston Strangler.

  12. Today is Columbus Day in the USA 🇺🇸 a federal holiday. The Libtards have decided to call it Indigenous Peoples Day. I wonder if Bill is on board with that? Of course Columbus brought whitey like a plague of locusts down upon the peace loving Indians. Never mind that for thousands of years they raped, pillaged and slaughtered each other in a permanent state of warfare. Never mind that they treated their women like cattle. Never mind that they took great delight in inventing ingenious methods of torturing each other to death. No, whitey was the baddie.
    Bill…..you can stick Dances With Wolves up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it.

  13. Oh God, I just realised that Columbus Day and Black History Month are in the same month! That has to have been an intentional piss-take.

  15. Although it’s nice to see smug cunts like Bill Maher being made to squirm by these Marxist extremist woke cunts and their increasingly bizarre cuntishness but fuck me!

    2 national anthems during a sporting event regularly dominated by mainly millionaire African American athletes for decades?

    One for African Americans and one for every cunt else.

    “Re-education” says priveliged African American.
    Reminds me of the UKs very own millionaire gobshite race baiting half caste cunt Rio Ferdinand – or Ian ‘is it cos am black innit’ Wright for that matter.

    People who get on in life in spite of their ethnicity or backgrounds whilst encouraging every other cunt to first of all play the hard done by victim card in the same supposedly racist society which didn’t happen to hold them back in the slightest.

    Whoopi Goldberg – what a diamond encrusted fat, ugly, extremist, rabble rousing cunt you are.

    • Ah, Whoopi Goldberg….

      The same Whoopi Goldberg who claims to be a human rights activist, yet adamantly claims that Roman Polanski wasn’t a joe ronce who drugged young girls before raping them? 🤔

      Also, I shall never know how this cunt ever became successful. Can’t act, about as funny as shingles, hogs the screen, and endless crap films like Ghost, Sister Act and Jumping Jack Flash. Whoopi Cuntberg basically always plays herself. The archetypal ‘feisty’ black momma gobshite who gives it ‘sass’. Totally predictable and like watching Cuprinol dry. What a talent-free treeswinging cunt.

  16. It’s always lovely when the left turn on each other. The JK Rowling episode was pretty funny. It also showed what two faced slippery backstabbing little turds Daniel Twatcliffe and Emma Twatson really are. The pair of slithering woke maggots.

    I also hear that the Rolling Stones (what’s left of them!) are now crawling to the woke dribblers. Apparently ‘Brown Sugar’ is now going to be excluded from concerts. The BLM psychos are wibbling about the song being about slavery. But – as Keef has pointed out – it’s about the horrors of slavery. But that gurning pumpkin headed chimp ‘Sir’ Mick Jagger is now refusing to sing it. He should have grown a pair and said we are still singing it, so fuck you and fuck BLM.

    But no. Even the wild men of rock have capitulated. Like Rod Stewart not singing ‘Hot Legs’ because the Me Too nutters started squawking. There was more cultural freedom under the fucking Nazi Party.

    • Christ, I overheard some bollocks about Rod Stewart on the radio, but I wasn’t paying attention. So, “Hot Legs” is banned now? Fuck me, what’s next? “Legs” by ZZ Top? Meanwhile, pretty much every Hip Hop song about women is pure degradation of women. It’ll be all the honky songs that get banned on radio. Mind you that song, “Just Like a Pill” now gets censored when it say, “bitch”…

      I can’t stay on your life support
      There’s a shortage in the switch
      I can’t stay on your morphine
      ‘Cause it’s making me itch
      I said I tried to call the nurse again
      But she’s bein’ a little bitch
      I think I’ll get outta here

      So now that verse is clunky. It’s sometimes not noticeable when a word in a song is dubbed out but on this song it stands out like a vicar in an orgy. Pointless. Just don’t play the song. Same with “Oliver’s Army” when it censors, “All it takes is one itchy trigger / One more widow one less white nigger”. A “white nigger” was an Irishman back in the day, horrible term, but why censor it? I’d rather they didn’t play it, I’m sure Elvis would say the same. Not sure how he feels about it.

    • Imagine the Blue haired brigade, uppity effnik’s and race grifters being transported back to 1942.
      Straight on the one way train.
      Lubbly-jubbly👍

  17. Is it just me or is he a dead ringer comedian, Tim Allen?
    Anyhow, I digress; He also looks like a smarmy cunt and from the admittedly little I have been able to stomach of him, funnily enough, seems to act like one to.
    Remember the fate of the similarly smarmy talk show host played by Robert De Niro in the film, Joker?
    Well…..

    • I wasn’t expecting that ending in Joker. Not a great film, but an amazing performance by Joaquin Phoenix. Did you see, You Were Never Really Here? That’s a powerful fucking film.

      • I’ve been meaning to watch that one 👍
        I’ve heard some great things about it and am told that Phoenix is on top, top form again.

      • It’s a pretty mental film. Not up there with Taxi Driver, but a damn good film of recent years. You Were Never Really Here is free to watch if you sign up to Amazon Prime UK. 7.99 per month. Lots of great films to watch and you can cancel at any time. Joker (2018) was just added to Prime.

  18. I don’t get the USA anymore,
    When I was growing up I watched things like Ironside ,first health and safety ramps I ever saw.
    Mannix with Peggy his secretary warning Him in every episode “ it could be a trap joe
    Hawaii 5 oh, book him Dano

    Columbo, now who could forget that episode with Jack Cassidy as the murderer illusionist, still brilliant today , just watch it .cat and mouse from start to finish and you don’t want the killer to be caught
    My point is they made brilliant television for years the yanks and confederates

    Cannon , Rockfish, the streets of San Francisco, Hillstreet Blues, Kojak , Mash ( that one was a bit woke I admit)

    I was lucky to witness them great shows, where there were stories told and not messages for some agenda driven dribble

    • Mecuntry@

      Im a massive fan of Colombo.
      Mentioned it a few times on here.
      My favourite episode is ‘dial for murder’ where the bloke has trained his 2 dobermans to attack on a trigger word.
      The blokes a film nut obsessed with Citizen Kane,
      The triggerword is ‘Rosebud’.
      😁
      Also the one with Johnny Cash parachuting.
      Peter Falk was iconic in that role!
      Second favourite cop after Harry Callahan.

      • Love it MNC , dial for murder
        It just shows or just exposes what American tv has become
        A shit show , mind you I really like south park but haven’t tuned in lately.
        The smart in America are fucking themselves
        I just wish they could see , past the fog of cunts money

      • I think RTC’s avatar hero , number 6 , got to play a Murderer In Columbo
        Just kiddin 🌜🌜RTC

      • Number Six was the baddie in at least three Columbo episodes.
        Patrick MacGoohan was good mates with Peter Falk…

      • Not only did I play the baddie in four episodes, I also directed five episodes: “Identity Crisis” (1975), “Last Salute to the Commodore” (1976), “Agenda for Murder” (1990), “Ashes to Ashes” (1998) and “murder with Too Many Notes” (2000).

        Be seeing y’all. 😉

    • It could be a trap Jim ,is what Peggy’s line was, not joe
      Just clearing that up Incase anyone is recording my words
      “This is the word ,according to ——————- and John

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