Strictly Come Poncing (3)

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Yes, everyone’s favourite dance extravaganza is back. Only this year, Strictly Cunts Prancing will feature the programme’s first all-male pairing. Former Great British Bake Off winner, John Whaite, will be paired with an unfortunate male professional dancer to entertain and educate us poor homophobes racists.

The response to his casting has been overwhelmingly enthusiastic (from the BBC and The Guardian). Whaite himself says he has not received one negative comment and has called it “a great step forward in representation and inclusion”.

I’m sure everyone on ISAC will want to congratulate this cunt in the traditional, time honoured ISAC fashion.

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91 thoughts on “Strictly Come Poncing (3)”

  3. Hahahaha there goes another show’s viewing figures down the bog.
    ‘Oooh hello honky tonks, how are you’?

  4. I can honestly say that I have never watched an episode of Strictly Cunts Dancing or the British Wankoff, along with many other supposedly “must see” programming eg: I’m A Fucking Celebrity etc.

    I once caught the occasional glimpse of the mincing faggots contest and dry-retched into my hand.

    Why do people give a fuck about this shite FFS?

    • They must be all spastics who watch this crap. Or like a lot of things these days, watch it because all their spastic mates do, just so they feel part of something.

  6. So…..a bloke who likes baking fairy cakes and dancing turns out to be a raving iron? Well, who would have guessed it? I wonder if Paddy Power are taking bets on the bent cunt winning? Seems nailed on to me.

  7. I’m a fan of this show and appalled again the bummery has worked its way in.
    We all know that a lot of the professional dancers are up hill gardeners but there was never any same sex couples until last year with the boxer Nicola Adams.
    I’ll make sure that I do my best to vote this cunt out as early as possible, followed by complaints to ofcom.

    • There aren’t enough suitable words to describe a person, who demands that other people all take a vaccination injection against their will, in the vain hope it’ll protect them from something that they themselves have already been vaccinated against.

      I’ll just have to go with ‘thick’ ‘brainwashed’ and ‘cunt’

    • Even better still, RTC, Craig Revel Horwood had been complaining that he feels he has to reign in his comments when criticising ‘certain groups’, apparently he is afraid of being cancelled. What utter shittery. The world is now run by cunts, for cunts. Anyone who watches such cuntishness is an enabler.

      I imagine the cunts at the BBC are already salivating over the prospect of gays winning the ‘coveted glitterball’ (ffs) even though gays, lezzas and bis make up well under two per cent of the population. The levels of vote rigging required to bring about this tear jerking moment will put the US election fixers shame. .

      Good morning, everyone.

      • So a poofter can’t critisize another poofter for fear of being labelled homophobic?? Am I missing something?

  10. That show is camp enough without the poofters mincing about on it. When you think about it though, all the “men”, must be a bit camp to want to have thick makeup on and effeminate costumes. I never watch it, but the spouse watches a few episodes of it, or part o them – it goes on for over 2 hours and as a soap is no more than 20/25 minutes that’s all she can manage of it. I’d go barmy having to sit through it. The studio audience must be fucking masochists to sit through it. I am just surprised Cliff Richard and Chris Btyant haven’t danced together on it.

    Dancing Cheek to Cheek carries a new meaning now …..

    • My other half also use to insist on watching it. Saturday night comes around and she said is there anything on Netflix? She can’t be arsed with it (SWIDT). The viewing figures will be taking a knock. Obviously BBCunts is not a commercial organisation but if it was it would be a case of Go Woke, Go Broke.

    • John,
      Im only dancing…..

      He can bake
      He can dance
      But can he knit?

      A gay bloke dancing on telly?
      So what?
      Theyre all fuckin gay!!

      • I had ballroom dancing classes inflicted on me as a child, and one thing I do remember is that there are male and female steps/roles for most of these dances if not all – so this John chap is presumably having to do the female bit. This sort of thing makes me feel very tired and wanting to stop the world and get off. What a fucking time to be alive. I am amazed at the amount of attention this series is getting, if it is not men dancing together, it is dancers not having the vaccination and so on….am I the only one worrying about the gas bills going up astronomically and other such trivia?

  12. If the BBC receive just one complaint about something perceived as racist or sexist in a television programme they immediately cut the series and give grovelling apologies.

    There will be thousands of complaints about this blatant bum-foolery but they will continue to churn out the programmes anyway.

    Defund the cunts.

  13. All those “male” dancers are a bunch of lefty bummers anyway.
    They’ll probably be fighting over the mincing noshbag.
    I wouldn’t soil my eyes by watching this garbage anyway.

  14. A programme made by cunts
    A programme watched by cunts
    A programme paid for by cunts

    Good Morning

  15. Bodie and Doyle, Bangers and Cash or Battle of Britain will be on one of the other channels. Non-mince and non-pc. Luvvly fucking jubbly.

    Strictly Come Dancing? The Al Ja Beeba can poke that shite in their overused derriere.

    Fuck off.

  16. Any man that bakes cakes is at least a closet gender bender. Liking ballroom dancing as well makes it almost a certainty.

    I feel sorry – only slightly – for the Pro that’s going to be paired with this bummer. If he’s not gay he’ll never live it down. Chances are he is gay though, and will enjoy groping Mz Whaite’s fairy cakes.

    Why do the BBC always make themselves look like fools? I suppose because they are.

  17. Wait until they start having wheelchair users as competitors, in the name of inclusion.
    It’s A Knockout for the 21st century.
    They may give Stuart Hall parole.
    It could be the next Big Thing.
    Get To Fuck.

    • An Daleks.
      Don’t forget daleks.
      Wheelchairs vs daleks special.

      Davtel a nice young dalek who lives with his mum and enjoys the music of Madonna.
      Dances the tango to ‘somewhere over the rainbow’
      From his fave musical.

      Daleks come dancing.

      “DESTROY DESTROY EXTERMINATE, and id like to thank my mum for all her support….”

    • And Stephen Hawking is out of the competition!
      His cha cha cha cut short by a puncture in his right tyre!

      • Davros and Dr. Evil as judges.
        Fingers hovering over the ‘ Destroy ‘ button.
        Morning, MNC.

      • A spacco version of Strictly where they’re both in spaz chariots would be a 100% watch guarantee from the fine gentlemen at ISAC!

  18. I would rather watch paint dry.
    Have not watched ANY terrestrial TV since the “Scamdemic” started, very little before👍

    YouTube highlights, DVD’s and IsAC suits me fine👍

  19. My wife watches this simply because she loves dancing. However, she pays absolutely no attention to the judging, scores or all the other associated rubbish. Personally, I couldn’t care less who is on a programme I wouldn’t watch if I was paid and not just this one. There are plenty of TV channels and, failing that, there’s the internet, DVD’s, books or just doing something around the house.

  20. The only way I would watch:

    A: all female couples, under 40 and fit as fuck. Nude.

    B: all members of the LGBTQ+ / BAME / politicians, all dancing into Unkle Terry’s oven😀👍

    #defundthebbc

    • I trust you don’t your telly licence, CG?
      Haven’t paid mine for 9 months now; keep getting ever more threatening letters from those pussies at Crapita.
      Come on then, fuckers. I want to see one of your “officers” (salesmen) at my door, purely to tell them to fuck off and die and slam the door in their face, just like with charity cunts.
      PS…good morning!

      • Morning Thomas.
        Removing any “implied right of access” will stop the fuckers👍

        That and the fact there is no dish/Ariel on the fucking roof😉

  21. Aside from the nauseating poofery, what is the point of watching someone already mildly famous attempt to be a little more so? I don’t get it. Add to that the fact that people watching this shit contribute to the “stars” fees, and it becomes even more baffling.

  22. If it doesn’t feature blood, guts and gore I’m not interested. I love a good serial killer program.
    Dont mind Traffic Cops or Police Interceptors either. Watching one yesterday where the cops had done the Tepac manoeuvre on a drunken idiot, hauled him out of the car & about four chunky cops jumped all over him. The helicopter pilot reported back to base

    ” one person detained, he’s being questioned now”

  23. I thought the whole poiint of this shitfest was that it was as gay as fuck. One more mincer irrelevant.

    • I’d imagine that the male dancers are horrified when they have to be in close proximity to a wimminz.
      Too busy eyeing up each other’s arses.

  24. I think we just accept the fact that we’re going through another cultural “revolution” – out with the Boomers and Gen Xs, and in with the Millies and Zedheads.

    The media is gearing itself towards the latter generations know that the older cunts out there are no longer profitable, are slow on the uptake,a constant embarrassment with their “old fashioned attitudes”. And that essentially the quicker we die out the better for everyone else!

    The woke want to interfere with every aspect of our lives, marginalising us, deriding us, and forcing us back in the box so that we can just disappear altogether.

    This is the future

  25. I love to read threads like this – makes me glad I ditched BBC TV. If I’m not paying for it they can do what that want. They can have green skinned hermaphrodites dressed in rubber gimp suits lecturing uber woke for all I care.

    If you haven’t already I’d recommend:
    https://www.defundbbc.uk/

    Bunch of cunts!

  26. I can just about remember “Come Dancing” on the BBC back in the 70s and 80s.

    As a teenager back then I thought it was just a bunch of la-de-da toffs faffing about in ball gowns and penguin suits. But on reflection it did represent old British standards, most of which have now not so much been swept under the carpet but fucking cremated out to sea!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Come_Dancing

    • 70’s tv was great.

      Anyone remember the The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club. Definitely un-PC entertainment.

      • Manning and Crompton. Crompton introduced Roy Orbison as Roy Horpington. Fantastic send up of old clubland. Those were the days.

      • Amusing anecdote regarding wheeltappers:
        My father was a fireman on the steam locos through the war and into the 1950s. He worked out of the marshalling yard in Bescot in Walsall. One day a senior manager paid a visit to the yard and in the nature of these things walked around and had brief exchanges with random foot soldiers. He asked the man with the long hammer what his job was.
        “I’m a wheeltapper sir.”
        “Why do you tap the wheels my man?”
        Blank look followed by the unforgettable reply;
        “Christ knows.”

    • The original was on ate Monday nights, and the Phil Tate Orchestra would travel to the four corners of the West Midlands while they took on Sheffield & Barnsley “Daphne, wearing a shimmering green* dress is partnered by her fiance, Derek, who works in the local gas showroom. Daphne herself is a shorthand typist for Birmingham Council”. They are planning to marry in 1966″ Quite innocuous (*we had to take Peter West’s word for it that the dress was green as the programme was transmitted in black and white). The spouse used to watch it – back then there was only Compact twice a week , and Coronation Street twice a week in the evenings, and she watched Crossroads in the afternoon. That was a sign of things to come, now I think about it……..

      • Oh god WC, Crossroads! Given the choice of watching an episode or pushing hot needles into my eyes , I would opt for the needles.

  28. The standard white, middle age, beer belly, smoking, drinking cunt is being pushed out his own stereotype. Who is representing this on the media when is makes up a large majority of the population.

    Instead, all we get is WOKEY BAME’s, mincers, wannabee mincers, and batty boys (and girls) shoved in our faces – like the media is on some mission to brainwash us all the time with this.

    Give it 10 years and we will doing EXACTLY the same as what the above groups are doing, fighting for fair representation!

  29. There was a popular joke way back.
    What’s white and slides across the floor?
    Ans. Come Dancing.

    Taxi!

    • My late father was a big fan of the flamethrower and regarded it is an antidote to many of societys problems. Dear old Dad! I used to think what a mad ranty old bugger he was, but I’m not so sure now.

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