Spencer Elden – Oh well, nevermind

No, we’re not uploading the original pic.

You have all seen Spencer Elden before. He was the baby in the swimming pool from Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album cover, swimming after a dollar bill.

Mr Elden, who is now 30, says he has been so traumatised by this that he is suing Nirvana for damages totalling some $2,250,000 He claims that the image amounts to child pornography and that his parents never signed a formal release for the photo to be used. As a consequence, he says his “true identity and legal name are forever tied to the commercial sexual exploitation he experienced as a minor which has been distributed and sold worldwide from the time he was a baby to the present day”.

Elden claims he “has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages” as a result of the album cover, including “extreme and permanent emotional distress” and “interference with his normal development and educational progress”.

The legal papers filed in California state that “The images exposed Spencer’s intimate body part and lasciviously displayed Spencer’s genitals from the time he was an infant to the present day.” His lawyer says that because of the inclusion of the dollar bill, which was superimposed after the photograph was taken, the minor seems “like a sex worker”.

How this claim makes any sense is beyond me. No one that sees Me Elden today would know that he was the baby and that it was his tickle-tackle on display. But I suppose the fact that his torso is covered with “Nevermind” tattoos could give it away.

Anyone else would be happy to say “I was the baby on the Nevermind album cover”. Mr Elden was happy to recreate the pose on other occasions. The image is obviously not pornographic.

Just another greedy cunt with dollar signs on his eyes.

Never mind the cunt.

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39 thoughts on “Spencer Elden – Oh well, nevermind

  1. Hes now 30yrs old,
    That makes me feel old!!
    Classic album cover.
    Spencer protests to much,
    Its his only claim to fame.
    Hes still chasing that dollar billl the little bullshitter.
    If you met Spencer within the first 10minutes hed tell you hes the baby off the album cover.
    Like Roy Castle used to tap dance or play the trumpet at the slightest excuse.

    • Morning Mike/LL.
      I was the on the cover of Jethro Tulls album ‘Aqualung’.
      Do you hear me constantly bragging about it?
      No.
      Because im very modest.
      Probably the most modest man in the world,
      Maybe in history?
      Im the Muhammad Ali of modesty
      The Elvis Presley of humble.
      Spencer could learn a lot from a great man like me!!

      • Spencer could learn a lot from you MNC?
        Let’s hope not; the poor sod has got enough on his plate already.

  2. Gemma Arterton has hundreds of photos of my wang dangling through her letterbox…all taken without my permission…fuck only knows how many Coppers,solicitors etc. have seen them,

    I’ll sue the tart for every used pair of knickers that she has,

    • Dick I Saw Ms Gemma in Clash of the Titans last month decent film good action flick not as good as the classic 80’s film but a worthwhile watch for her appearance tho

      For some cuntist reason she wasn’t in the sequel Wrath of the Titans she’s done alot of shit since I must say

      • Aye,she’s made a few poor films but I don’t care…I’d still prefer to watch her in some shit film to a “critically-aclaimed” one starring the kind of androgynous ( or just plain ugly) female lead that is so popular these days.

        Morning,TS.

  3. He is suffering but the Yankee dollar will make all is psychosis disappear, just like that….. Total cunt, shame he didn’t drown.

    • Around the same time was another great album cover,
      That monk whod set himself on fire on the front of Rage against the machines self titled album.
      Hope he doesn’t reappear?!!
      A chinky firelighter.

      • Weren’t the Dead Kennedys first with the burning monk, on the cover of their Holiday in Cambodia single? Might even be worth suing them now they’ve licensed some of their songs for adverts and tv programmes, the slags.

      • Different monk I think Stanley?
        Always setting fire to themselves, monks.
        Known for it.
        Right little attention seekers!
        Good at BBQs though,
        Cook sausages on his back.

  4. Cunt must have the same lawyers as Sparkletits and Halfwit. As cry baby attempts to screw money out of rich cunts go this is a miserable effort. Clearly the cunt is hoping for some kind of out of court settlement. I hope they fight it all the way and screw his money grabbing arse to the floor.
    Wanker.

    • It would be nice to think that this dollar chasing turd is going to be unsuccessful in this daft endeavour but the case is going to be heard in a Californian court so I would think that Spencer has every chance of trousering a large sum of money.

  5. I wonder if this cunts parents are still above ground?
    If they are I imagine he will sue them next.
    Olympic swimming pool of bullshit.

  6. Attention seeking greedy little brat okay he was probably underpaid by the corporate shits at the record company but his 1st claim that its cp is absolute fucking bullshit

  7. Like the original nom says, he was more than happy to recreate the shot on multiple occasions so it can’t have been that traumatic.

  8. No need to give in to the hype Admin and censor Spencer’s tickle tackle. He’s only a baby and every other person on the planet has seen it anyway. 😀

    Before long Da Vinci’s Madonna and Child will appear with a little black sticker over the Baby Jesus’s privates.

  9. Elden is depicted on the cover as a money grubbing baby – precisely what the cunt still is. Oh the irony.

  10. It’s a good job Kurt didn’t throw a dark key baby in the pool. The family could’ve sued him for millions, after the photo of the face down on the bottom of the pool nipper.

  11. Although the nihilism of the cover is somewhat hilarious. If ‘chasing the dollar’ is to be criticised, why were the band trying to get signed by a major label? They all bought fucking mansions, I seem to recall.

    And I heard they negotiated like greedy cunts for ‘In Utero’, after they sold over 30 million copies of Nevermind.

    So would I, but playing the anti capitalist shite while buying Rollers and mansions (like Lennon did) is bollocks.

    Like Bernard Manning said, ‘That John Lennon wanted peace. Well he fucking got it, didn’t he?’

    • CB how right you are, I found out years ago that anti capitalist are only anti when the dosh is in short supply. If they make a few bucks and still bang on about nasty capitalist they are just cunts. Dear old John a prime example. Once they get a sniff of that cash most resemble pigs at a trough. Unfortunately they tend to believe they have a right to inform the rest of us a tiresome habit which come the end time will be eradicated.

  12. Mothers around the world seem to delight in photos of their naked babies in the bath. I too am traumatised as my dangly bits were captured on film in 1954 ! ye gods, I haven’t slept a wink since then.

  13. He’s recreated the cover multiple times over the years, last time was 2016 I believe.

    That should be enough to sink the cunt without a trace.

  14. I’m suing the doctor who slapped my arse and had me roaring crying when I was born
    I can’t wait for the money to ease my trauma

  15. Hells bells what is this boy on. Is he forever chased by kiddy diddlers, inappropriately fondled by sick bastards inflamed by his naked shenanigans in a pool or is he really pissed off because his dicks the same size now. Child abuse fuck off. Now I if the picture was taken and he was dwelling in a land of peace, maybe cos they do like the little beardless ones.

  16. He probably wants some sort of recompense for his cock still being the same size as in that picture.

  17. There are many many album covers that are VERY sexual and Nevermind is NOT one of them at all. If some pee-doze want to jerk off to Nevermind then let them. Most music videos and album photos are basically porn any way. A naked baby is cute but if some sicko finds it a turn on then they are the one with the problem not the baby.
    This is a money grab at its most obvious.

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