Pen Farthing

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A 10.75 old pence sort of a shilling cunting for Afghan’s biggest hypocrite, Pen Farthing.

Having plastered his face all over BBC Breakfast News for the last week, former marine and animal charity boss Farting has been airlifted out of Kabul on a private charter flight with reportedly 90 to 100 dogs and 60 to 70 cats in tow but without the staff he pledged he would refuse to leave without.

His animals were escorted through the chaos at the airport by British soldiers, which begs the question why they couldn’t have done the same for a few human beings instead.

As Foreign Affairs Select Committee chair Tom Tugendhat said: “The difficulty is getting people into and out of the airport and we’ve just used a lot of troops to bring in 200 dogs, meanwhile my interpreter’s family are likely to be killed. As one interpreter asked me a few days ago ‘why is my five-year-old worth less than your dog?’”

The above is made worse by the number of empty seats on the plane. Can anyone explain to me why there would be empty seats when we can manage to fill the hold with fucking cats and dogs???

Meanwhile, the cunt is safely tucked up in Oslo and still whinging on the BBC while the quarantine facilities at Heathrow are heaving with his fucking animals.

The man is a fucking arsehole and the British Army are cunts for going along with it…

Here’s a link : News Link

Nominated by: Dioclese 

And seconded by Miles Plastic

His story doesnt stack up. He kept going on about not leaving the cats and dogs AND his Afghan workers at the charity behind. ‘I am not going to leave them behind’. But he has left his Afghan charity eorkers behind. So when he was saying that ‘I am not going to leave them behind’ he meant the cats and dogs he’s not going to leave behind. The cats and dogs were more important to him than his workers!

And his wife got out on an empty plane!!! I dont know what the problem with papers were but I am fucking suspicious that she fucking made a noise like hubby and got on a flight.

Whatever if it was MoD incompetence I find it obscene that the British Army were fucking about with this stupid fucking cunt while women and children were being bombed and were scrambling to get out.

And wait for this the animals might very well have to put down anyway if one of them is found to be diseased. Which coming from that shithole is a very likely possibility. So the whole fucking thing might have been pointless. Was any assessment done of wether it was worthwhile or not I wonder…

And it fucking occurs to me that my sister brought two cats over from Spain a few years ago and it was all about getting their ‘pet’s passport’. Have these canine refugees (I suppose we must call them) got their ‘papers’?

This debacle has truly got to be the most egregious exhibition of fucking Woke touchy-feely shit ever.

And that cunt Ricky Gervaise (who I once saw crying at his pet cat on a video) clamouring for the dogs and cats to be saved. And fucking Dame fucking Judy as well.
Fuck it.

100 thoughts on “Pen Farthing”

  2. Can’t agree with this nomination. We need people passionate about animals. It was not their fault they lived here they did.

    At least not one of those innocent animals will ever think about blowing us up or getting “radicalized”. Can you offer the same guarantee about every rubber boat p once or Afghan “translator” that we are bending over backwards to accomodate?

    • Well said Mr B.

      And it never was a case of “pets before people”. Nobody was denied a seat on a plane due to Pen’s actions. Plus, all the evacuated animals have since been homed in the UK, without a single penny of taxpayers money having been spent.

      • I like a good ending, save the cats and dogs. 👍

        And all without a single penny of tax payers money, I heard that the only help he got was from a few US marines who helped load the animals onto the plane.

    • Well said Thomas. The Afghan cunts made their choice, and for them, it was the wrong one. That’s life. Cunts.

    • In my mind it wasnt just about the Afganis it was at the height of the evacuation when our personnel were in danger and they were fucking around with this stupid cunt.

      • With his threats ‘I will destroy you on social media’ and constantly badgering the higher command.

        See they just a teensy weeny bit busy at the time because of the bomb blast that had just killed over a hundred including 12 American soldiers.

        Their attention just might have been elsewhere.

      • The dogs and cats were brought in the hold, underneath the aeroplane. Stop being such a whining baby.

    • Funny you mention that. I’ve been watching the new 9/11 documentary series made by Netflix.

      Netflix is woke as fuck, but even they showed that the Afghan ‘allies’ had to be separated from Western troops after they originally stayed together in the same barracks to ‘bond’.

      Why did they split them up? Racism? Nice try, but no.

      Because the Afghan ‘allies’ kept killing or attempting to kill allied troops, usually while they slept. This wasn’t a one off thing either.

      We trained the cunts to defend the country and gave them loads of military hardware. To me, it looks like they deliberately gave the country to the Taliban the second troops left.

      Fucking pathetic.

      And of course, when there is a crisis, it’s never women and children first with these cunts. Always fighting age males.

      Interpreters? Fair enough but there weren’t 20 million fucking interpreters. Only about 9 Afghanis can fucking read.

      Fuck off.

      Glad the dogs and cats got homed. Some good news for once.

    • And a fucking stupid one at that. Fucking ‘Pen’.
      He ought to have been Penned in some fucking arms dump and not let out before the operation was over.

  5. Cunt of the highest order.

    I hear in Kabul they is a delicious Kabul Curried Cat dish that is a local delicacy.

    What a total jerk and more fool the idiots that helped him.

  6. Excellent bloke. Good on him.
    What would you rather have imported?
    Dogs & cats or Terrorists & rapists?

  8. It wasn’t his fault that Biden pulled the plug without a plan.

    I’ve heard tell that the Taliban had offered to stay out of Kabul until the evacuation was complete. Joe however has decided the Taliban that the US and allies had been fighting for 20 years at a cost of over a trillion were now trustworthy allies and basically nice chaps.

    This cunting when viewed in the context of the bigger picture doesn’t work for me.

    • Strictly speaking, it wasn’t Biden’s fault either; he is plainly no longer fully in charge of his faculties, and as such cannot legally be held responsible for his actions.

      The ideal president.

  10. I like dogs!, so I can’t agree with this cunting, as we know peaceful types hate dogs, so this is a case of your enemies enemy is your friend so to speak!

  12. Looks like the sort of cry baby, sandal wearing yoghurt knotting cunt that the BBC specialises in promoting. Fuck him and the beard he came in. He should have been left in a Taliban latrine.

  14. I don’t want the cats, dogs, or the fucking Afghans here.
    If this fuckwit is so concerned about these animals, he can pay out of his own pocket to look after the entire plane load of them.

    • He did. The chartering of the plane and evacuation costs were all paid for by private donations to his Nowzad Dogs charity.

      • Pathetic. Is there no lie you won’t accept as gospel Miles, as long as it supports your dumb prejudices?

      • I’m not sure in this instance Miles’ contributions can be categorised in their entirity as “dumb prejudice”, RTC. It (specifically Soros’ putative funding) seems to me a bit of a red herring in any case; the issue here (if indeed there actually is one!) quite clearly is not who met the financial burden of evacuation.

        A comment I made on isac a week or two ago about this (you’ll know the one, I’ll be bound, RTC) pointed out that the “Pen Farthing affair” was effectively all about the “court of public opinion”. In that comment, I also described this evacuation (of the cats and dogs) as “nuts”. Judging by the majority verdict of this thread, what I was told was a very perceptive and accurate analysis of the “wider picture”.

        Not surprisingly, as the person who told me was Fiona Bristow, (Sir) Laurie’s wife.

  15. If I was in charge of that plane and there was still seating for 50 afghan ‘allies’,
    Id spit in their fuckin face and tell them the dogs need room to stretch their legs.
    Fuck the afghans.
    Judas little cunts, they got paid fuck em.
    And that cunt above?
    “Is my 5yr old worth less than your dog?”
    Yes.
    Yes, your whole family is worth less than my dog.
    Pray to Allah and good luck at the sharia law trial.

    • They travelled in the Hold underneath the aeroplane so no Terrorists or rapists were deprived of a single seat.

      • Id of given not just the hold but all the seats to the dogs.
        Dirty afghan cunts can stay put.
        Fido gets a window seat and complimentary sandwich.

      • Give the dogs some champagne leave some tins of Pegigree Chum for the carpet-snoggers.

  16. This proves that Afghans are fucking thick.
    If they really wanted to leave all they needed to do was go on Amazon and order a dog fancy dress outfit.
    Fuck em.

      • I understand your bitterness (and even your sarcasm Miles), but just bear in mind none of these animals caused the death or suffering or mutilation that went on over 20 years – trace it back and you will find Blair and Bush jnr were the culprits, in addittion to the scum spoiling for a fight in Afghanistan. Russia’s adventures there in the late 70s and the fact that even they had to withdraw, constituted a warning not to be ignored by B & B jnr.

        Mr Farthing offered to let other people – refugees, or military to occupy the empty seats of the plane he or his organisation paid for, and his offer was refused.

        Of course you are entitled to write what you like, as are we all, but animals are very rarely cunts, and you will, I fear, find that a lot of the translators we have allowed to swamp us will turn out to be far bigger problems than those dogs and cats, who their new owners will pay for, not the state. We will be paying for this shower,and the boat ponces for years to come, a lot longer than the average life span of a domestic animal.

        I also regret that a lot lof ex-servicemen, many of them veterans of Afghanistan will still be sleeping on the streets long after this bunch of pampered refugees who want smart phones and find hotel accomodation “inconvenient” are tucked up safe and warm in their larger council homes.

      • Animals are also very rarely targets for Taliban reprisals.

        Still waiting on a justification for evacuating cats and dogs. Farthing is a cunt who wasted people’s important time.

  18. And what about all the other cats and dogs in Afganistan. There must be hundreds nay thousands of strays in a shithole like that. Why were these particular cats and dogs prioritized? Were they a special breed? It seems some favours have been cashed in here.

    I can hear them whimpering in my imagination. Why were they left off the flight? Nobody cared about them did they?

    • Please Miles. It’s like the Dogs Trust in this country. They rescue as many as they can – they can’t get to every homeless dog in the country if they are not reported or seen, but they do their best. They never put a healthy dog down, notmatter how old, and those who can’t be rehomed are kept a Dogs Trust homes, which supporters pay for the upkeep. No governnent money is received.

      I really don’t understand your venom – was your mum frightend by a moggy or a dog?

      • I hate to be at such odds with such an esteemed Cunter WC. But I am.

        My anger is what I think the common soldier or the soldier on the ground thought of it.
        After all their efforts there.
        In my opinion not much.

      • Mr Boggs – you have put some excellent and reasoned rebuttals to Mr Plastic on here and for that, I salute you. Food to see the majority of cunters seem to support Mr Farthing.

  19. I don’t really give a shit about the Afgans….but I do care about the damage done to the reputation of Britain …..now seen as a Country that will ditch it’s allies in order to save some “furbabies”

    How long ’til “Pen” pops up on ” I’m a Celebrity”?

  21. Hmm. Good to see so many doglovers, but let’s be realistic for just one second. Latest figure I could find was 2011, but as Covid mutts find their way into the recus market, that’s probably increased.

    Brace yourselves, friends of the furry friend –
    In 2011 at least 11,000 healthy dogs were put to sleep for no other reason than they were not wanted.
    http://www.dogwatchuk.com/death-row-dogs/

    I’m quite certain that someone will step up, if only for the woke kudos, to adopt every one of those Afghan pooches – which will mostly be rather untrustworthy mongrels, not Afghan hounds. But in terms of sense, none is being made here, and Farting is simplyemulating our current immigration policy for humans.

    Emotion over reason, I’m afraid. And, D. Fiddler – X2.

      • What I wrote can be taken at face value – ‘adopt’ being as applicable to dogs and babies as to points of view and tones of voice. It’s also rather short of synonyms. So, yes, RTC.

        As a woke word? Well, if you want to adopt that attitude….

      • Fucking ‘adopted’
        Adopting an an animal. Once again the weak minded sentimentalism of this shit.

        (Let’s not go too far down this particular road please – Day Admin)

      • Careful,Miles…you’ll have Mumsnet bombarding you with pictures of their adopted furbabies ,wearing a little bow,getting pushed along in a pram….
        ” How u be so crul..luv my babykins”

      • There is no proper paperwork for these ‘Adoptions” Mr Fiddker. I mean what if the mutt wants to trace its ‘birth mother’ later? Find out why he barks in that singular way or why is his coat markings the pattern that it is.

      • Imagine the disappointment if a pup traced his birth-mother and discovered that it was the unwanted product of a Dark-Key labrador forcing itself onto an innocent little white Poodle in the Park !!

        Oh,the horror for the poor little adoptee !!…hopefully his new human-Mummy can kiss da hurt away.

      • Many ex-DDR security dogs were re-homed after The Wall came down. It turned out that they were useless as private guard dogs, and sadly much euthanasia there as well.

      • @ Miles 3:03pm.

        Not sure why you’re having a go at me, Miles. I was merely replying to Komodo’s comment: “I’m quite certain that someone will step up, if only for the woke kudos, to adopt every one of those Afghan pooches”, using his terminology: ‘adopt’, which by the way I see nothing wrong with anyway.

        Suggest you try looking up the words ‘adopt’ and ‘adopted’ in the dictionary sometime. I realise you’re a little challenged when it comes to the meaning of English words so am prepared to overlook your bizarre taking of offence.

      • That may not end well.
        https://pulse.express.co.uk/news/uk/778075/ministry-of-defence-military-dogs-put-down-dangerous-rehome

        But I’d still like to know why expensively flying dogs from Afghanistan, getting in the way of our military’s dealing with a total shambles, is justifiable in the light of thousands of UK-resident dogs being put down for no better reason than that nobody wants them*. Are we now required to give foreign dogs, as well as their owners, preferential treatment?

        * Last year, Battersea Dogs’ Home (alone) put down 2815 dogs which failed to find new owners.

    • Spot on Miles, this is the sort of senti-mental shit that is behind the ‘Lol cats’ videos that infest the web. Shite on a stick. Britain is fucked.

  23. The poor Afghans lived off the gravy train of US dollars. Corruption the norm. Fuck them. The animals wont decide we are kaffur and wont need hotels where the windows dont open.
    This has no bearing on those that were maimed and killed by the actions of Bush, Blair and co. An extra few Afghans would make no difference to what is past.

    • Those ‘interpreters’?
      Once here, bet when asked to pay for anything or caught doing anything naughty,
      Bet theyd suddenly fail to understand English.
      Their linguistic skills will be put to the test by their own people when asked to explain why their subscription to ‘goat fanciers monthly’ was paid in US dollars.

    • I’d like to spray that face with baby batter. She’d lap it.up like a dog at a bowl of cock broth

  26. I agree with Miles on this one
    It makes a mockery of the soldiers that served having to put up with this cunt who essentially cried havoc
    and let slip out of the country
    The dogs of war

  27. Great nom.

    If there were just 10 things to put right in this world, this is number 11.

    Plus cats are evil killing bastards anyhow. Good afternoon and get to fuck.

  28. Any knob calling himself “Pen” like he is still back at his posh school is a fucking wanker. Don’t give a fuck about his poxy animals but i’d rather have planeloads of them than a single one of these goat shaggers and their “above averaged size” families. Digging our own fucking graves again.
    Translators my arse.

    • A senior commander made the decision because they needed it to be cleared up as ASP
      I don’t blame him in the least as he was director of a very serious situation that could have literally blown up
      The cheek of the cunt Pen to have the audacity to interfere in such a critical moment beggars belief
      Soldier my hole
      He thought of nothing , but his own little sanctuary for fucking cats and dogs .
      If something went amiss during that take off of cats and dogs I’m sure the response would be very different

  29. The only question I have about the Afghan clusterfuck is “why the fuck did the U.K. get involved in the first place”

    • Because Blair couldn’t help himself from the limelight
      Most leaders would have shown sympathy for the 911 attack from a respectful distance
      But no , that cunt was on the first flight to New York to get everyone involved
      He is still a delusional cunt of a magnitude that defies gravitas

    • Bush and his poodle Blair got it totally wrong in the first place. They should have rounded up every Peaceful in both countries, kicked them back to goatshagger land and never let a single one of them through the door again. But, instead, they went to war to make a shitload of money for their friends. We know the result of that well thought out strategy.

  30. Some Cunters appear to be fawning over this Pen Farthing. Others appear to have a less favourable opinion of him.

    He appears to be a bit of a publicity tart in my opinion.
    The fact he is an ex Royal Marine is immaterial.
    I’m highly suspicious of the Cunt, and his hidden agenda.

    He wouldn’t give the ‘common working man’ the steam off his piss.
    That I can be certain of.

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